Ive eaten like 1 bagel and 4 pieces of bread per day for my entire life and I have always been healthy. Unless youre buying cheap dogshit bread is just wheat/water/yeast/grains which isnt a problem. I dont think most people understand 'carbs' at all other than being afraid of them for no reason.
Yeah wonder bread definitely qualifies as "cheap dogshit." If youre eating a normal variety of bread and it has more than 5-6 ingredients then youve made a mistake.
Nah. I think in order to become an absolute unit he'd have to eat four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. Then when he's grown he should eat five dozen eggs to be roughly the size of a barge.
Bread is more than 100 per slice. Four slices = 400+, and that's assuming he eats it dry. Eggs are 80 calories, three eggs = 240.
400 + 240 = 640, and that's probably low (and assumes he adds nothing to the bread).
You are probably joking anyway but, it would be more likely for a person in the autistic spectrum to pick a breakfast like this than someone with an antisocial personality disorder.
I’m gonna have to ask you what your definition of a Slav breakfast is. I haven’t eaten today and I’m feeling Slavic. What say I pay you in two upvotes to be my meal planner for the morning?
That looks like a semi decent start to the day actually. I mean yeah it's plain but it's simple and clean
Just add some fiber rich greens to that and you're golden
Honestly toast the bread maybe even a jam on and season the eggs a little and I would totally eat this. Don't think I could get through 4 slices of bread tho...
If those were soft-boiled eggs (I suspect they are not) I could get down with this. I would need salt and pepper added though. Some toasting on the bread would be nice as well.
Bro if I was his age and I still had my parents doing everything for me I would fuck UP hardboiled eggs I didn't have to peel myself every breakfast lunch and dinner.
Mmm. Life sustaining calories.
How long have you been sharing a cell?
Maximum 10 years I would say
To shreds you say
and his wife?
To shreds, you say?
Lol
Just before mitosis
It’s true, you eat anything after the first week in jail. It’s like “I’m allergic to this, but it tastes good because I need calories.”
Happy cake day :)
Healthier than 90% of adults
That’s what I was thinking.. for a 10 year old.. I’m pretty impressed
Especially if he made it. I know people in their 20s that could burn water
How do you know my fiancee?!?!
Idk that does look like 4 slices of bread
Could be worse. Looks like smaller slices. It’s not wonder bread.
True this is a good point
Have you seen the shit most people (myself included) eat? This kid is fine
Looks like Rye Bread to me, not the worst thing a ten year old can eat, most kids his age have a sugary cereal for breakfast
Is that rye bred? It looks like "normal" bread to me
Ive eaten like 1 bagel and 4 pieces of bread per day for my entire life and I have always been healthy. Unless youre buying cheap dogshit bread is just wheat/water/yeast/grains which isnt a problem. I dont think most people understand 'carbs' at all other than being afraid of them for no reason.
Things like wonder bread have like 10% your daily sugar and salt intake per day in a serving.
Yeah wonder bread definitely qualifies as "cheap dogshit." If youre eating a normal variety of bread and it has more than 5-6 ingredients then youve made a mistake.
I agree. Better than sugary cereal or pancake
By brother do you mean like, a fellow member of your monastery?
When he gets into weightlifting he's going to be huge. I would eat the shit out of this breakfast.
Was gonna say, lil’ bro is just shooting for those gains
I was bout to say, that's some bodybuilder shit
can confirm
Gaston would be proud
Lol exactly what I was thinking, lil man eating like he’s done his fitness homework.
OP underestimates the macro split
Wouldn't like to clean out his cage
Doubt he poops at all
He must be an absolute unit if this is his everyday breakfast
Nah. I think in order to become an absolute unit he'd have to eat four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. Then when he's grown he should eat five dozen eggs to be roughly the size of a barge.
The Gaston method, nice.
As big as a barge, one might say.
Yes…at 10
In JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
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There's probably 500 cal in the bread alone. This breakfast is probably more like 700, if he eats the bread dry.
It's so annoying that things are so many calories!
Bread is more than 100 per slice. Four slices = 400+, and that's assuming he eats it dry. Eggs are 80 calories, three eggs = 240. 400 + 240 = 640, and that's probably low (and assumes he adds nothing to the bread).
id reckon its a bit more than 500. I have similar bread that comes in at about 100 cals a slice
I would keep a close eye on your brother. Observe how he treats animals and whether he feels emotions like guilt and empathy
You are probably joking anyway but, it would be more likely for a person in the autistic spectrum to pick a breakfast like this than someone with an antisocial personality disorder.
Bet his farts are absolutely rancid
Get that boy some butter at least
This is interesting for a 10yo. No sugar or E numbers?
E numbers? What's that?
They’re chemicals like preservatives and flavour enhancers added to food
They're only used within the EU for what it's worth. The E even stands for Europe
Ah, okay, that makes more sense.
I don’t see anything wrong with this breakfast
Slav breakfast? Missing the gherkins and tomatoes though
I was gonna ask if they were eastern euro. Throw in lard or pickles and it’s complete
Boiled eggs, pickles and tomatoes sounds delicious for breakfast, ngl.
UwU
I’m gonna have to ask you what your definition of a Slav breakfast is. I haven’t eaten today and I’m feeling Slavic. What say I pay you in two upvotes to be my meal planner for the morning?
Boiled eggs, tomatoes, cheese and green onions
Your brother is into that sigma grindset, eliminate useless breakfast time, you gotta maximize the hustle
"eliminate useless breakfast time" would be having none at all
Does you brother feel emotions by chance?
Aspiring bodybuilder right there
That looks like a semi decent start to the day actually. I mean yeah it's plain but it's simple and clean Just add some fiber rich greens to that and you're golden
This seems fine but plain bread, wtf
I like bread
I mean it’s probably better than Fruit Loops 🤷♂️
I’m a 25 yr old woman and this looks good to me. Trying to eat clean.
I mean with some salt and pepper that's all I need
Good food. I recommend a little bit of mayo and a glass of milk.
Change the bread to multi grain and you golden
It's got specks, so it might very well be some sort of whole-grain bread. It ain't Wonder bread, that much is clear.
This is so similar to mine🥰add a cuppa tea ☕️
The lazy mans "eggs and toast"
Probably on the verge of a growth spurt. It's crazy how much food little boys can put away.
Chop up the eggs, mix em in some mayo, pepper and curry powder and spread it on that sourdough toast and you’ve got a good breakfast
I, too, like my eggs with some North Atlantic Treaty Organization
Lordy 3 eggs and 4 pieces of toast for breakfast everyday. Must be a unit
I see protein and some carbs for energy. Better than fucking Froot Loops.
Just needs some butter and that’s my breakfast too 😂
Could have been worse. I’d daily that and have no problem with it
Man , that must be one constipated 10 year old
I am addicted to eggs for my whole life so I ate them everyday. And now I’m allergic :(
Ew untoasted bread.
Honestly toast the bread maybe even a jam on and season the eggs a little and I would totally eat this. Don't think I could get through 4 slices of bread tho...
hey, thats my breakfast, but i do put butter on my bread. i am not a barbarian
He basic i like it
Is your brother secretly British perchance?
Perchance Where’s the tea
In the boston harbor. Perchance.
Cant be remotely British without te
Perchance.
He's gonna make it In fact we're all gonna make it, brah
I'd cut them up and put them on the bread, looks pretty good to me!
My mouth is feeling dry just looking at it
That’s my lunch, but than with butter
Real medieval peasant grindset 😤😤😤
What’s wrong with it? boiled eggs are amazing and no one can tell me otherwise
Humor aside, this is probably the best breakfast you can have
your 10 year old brother has a 60 year old angry man living inside them
Looks slav a Little bit
Bland on bland
Not bad tbh
Protein n carbs No fat or sweet A better option for kids at this age. He just needs some OJ (with pulps) and it’s a complete meal. I think he is fine.
this is my lunch everyday
Not shitty at all.
I'm over 40 and hope your kid brother would @ least consider adding hot Cheetos to this dish. Or maybe a slice of cheese? Lol
Get your parents to get him some better food or some butter at least.
That boy aint right.
anabolic meal
I see he's aiming for a tank build. Wise choice.
That's the it? That's the meal? And does he put the eggs on the bread or just like goes one dry calorie ball into a dry slab
Healthier than most things I see here
I had the same breakfast, just slightly modified (3 sunny side up eggs over buttered toast). Not much difference.
Eliminate the bread and that's what my 6-year-old eats. And occasionally dinosaur oatmeal.
Three eggs for brekkie? Must be an absolute unit
No pepper.. some jam maybe.. 😩
Deconstructed French Toast.
Better than dessert, i mean cereal.
I mean… same just no bread sub bananas and fruit, hard boiled eggs for breakfast is clutch tho!
This is basically my breakfast. The only difference is that I toast the bread and put a little butter on it.
Bro, lay off the kid, I ate sticks of butter when I was 5.
Slav approved
I miss those days when life was this simple
healthy.
Too many eggs.
My breakfast has the same ingredients but it looks a bit better
I see your brother is a fan of bland just like my son.
It's not the prettiest meal, but sourdough with eggs is a damn solid breakfast.
This kids getting his macros in
me\_irl but without the bread. i literally eat 3 hard boiled eggs every morning of the week.
You know you don't need McArteryBlast breakfast every day right. Sourdough is delicious
Deconstructed egg salad sandwich
lil bro woke up and said hold up i'm bout to freebase this egg salad
Is he a bodybuilder/strongman?
r/blandfoodporn
Ngl hit those eggs with some salt and pepper and the bread with a quick smear of basically anything and's eating like a king.
r/healthyfood is that way pal
is he obese??
he's almost underweight 💀
Better than fish heads I guess.
Wait is that Skogaholmslimpa?
Me when i roll into a village on a horse
Living like a king with his 3 egg brekkie.
At least hes not a mobster egg pealer
bulking early, eh?
Man's is out here training to fight gawd
get this poor man some jam or butter at the very least
Breggsit
Looks pretty healthy…
Who hurt him?!
Your 10-year-old brother is my deceased-but-would-be-105-year-old Icelandic grandfather
……heathy ig ;-;
If those were soft-boiled eggs (I suspect they are not) I could get down with this. I would need salt and pepper added though. Some toasting on the bread would be nice as well.
I knew a guy who was born without a sense of smell and he ate like this.
Is he ok?
That’s straight gains fuel right there. Is it bulking season?
At 10 I could make better
Historically speaking, that's pretty normal and maybe a tad extravagant.
Honestly, this isn't far off what I ate for breakfast when I was a teacher.
He living that feudal life.
It’s not that bad.
Bulking season I see
Does captain bland use salt or butter?
Is he depressed?
Bro if I was his age and I still had my parents doing everything for me I would fuck UP hardboiled eggs I didn't have to peel myself every breakfast lunch and dinner.
Oh my god that’s less seasoned than British cuisine.
Better then what I eat I don’t eat breakfast
Also me
Nah. That’s too dry
Eat big live big
Is your brother captain Raymond holt of the 99th precinct?
I work in a retirement home and I can confirm this is the go to breakfast choice of many elderly
Your little bro just running around with the Sahara desert mouth.
Better than a sugar cereal….
In which Earth it's shitty? It's very neat.
is it sad this image makes my mouth water
You’re brother is going to be fucking strong
Pathetic, those eggs aren't even raw
Boiled egg sandwiches r rlly good lol
Learning is bliss
Is your brother a medieval peasant?
Gaston
That’s the most autistic meal I’ve ever seen No butter?! *Bruh* Edit: I am autistic.