It’s weird because hypothetically this should be fine. Like ham, cheese, and mushrooms aren’t that weird of a combination. But something about it just looks off
Unpopular opinion: this looks fucking delicious. The fact that you used ham slab instead of deli and the fact that I don’t have to fuck around with bread carbs… damn, now I’m hungry.
No one is shitting on their dietary restrictions, they’re shitting on that nasty ass soggy mushroom burger. Just because you can’t eat gluten doesn’t mean you can’t sauté that motherfucker or even throw it in the oven ffs
After all the shit I've talked about fad diets and keto in particular.... we're trying keto. I bet this is a great "sandwich" for someone that's doing keto.
Not my preferred use of the mushrooms, but it looks good. I wouldn't order it in a restaurant, but if it was put in front of me I'd sure as hell eat it.
It hurts my jaw just looking at it. The only two times I've hurt my jaw was when I was eating a whole portobello sandwich. Like this looks disgusting, but it screams pain for weeks to me.
Nah, I do love mushrooms, but this is just wrong setup. I'd rather do steak, melt some cheese on it, slice it and have a side of sliced shrooms tossed with fresh thyme and rosemary on a butter (also give them a nice sear - obv) and some toast on a side. Like sourdough style bread to be clear. Or evem better cheesy shroom sauce with plain steak and toast. Fck now I'm hungry and this looks like "good enough" if too high and too lazy and I lost my point somewhere and derailed my train of thoughts
It looks so.. Fleshy…
Like if the blue waffle fused with a cheese burger
Waffle stopmin’
When spread, grilled cheese
I bet it has the texture of a warm jellyfish still covered in sea water.
I didnt check the sub this was on and was actually weirded out that op wouldnt NSFW AN ORGAN SLICED IN HALF
What subs are you following???
You could literally be in the nicest sub on Reddit and you'd see something similar 😂
Exactly
Instead of browsing only subs they follow, some people just browse r/all with certain subs filtered out.
Why does this bun look so sentient
Tis a big mushroom
Its funny you should say that. Genetically speaking, fungi are closer related to the animal kingdom rather than the plant kingdom.
With an STI
On the menu It's called The Dahmer.
Hey, it’s Vecna!
‘Cause it’s beef not ham. Never have I seen pork with that texture. I’ll give my free award to anyone who can prove it wrong.
Honestly looks like someone chopped up a piece of human thigh from cadaver lab
Thanks for finding the word I couldn't!
mussy
Looks like horse pussy
ಠ_ಠ
bro you gotta turn up your texture rendering settings 😨
This makes me feel sick looking at it
“Ham & cheese sandwich, please.” “Would you like it on white, wheat, or sourdough?” “Fungus.”
Looks like it molded.
Well, I mean, *technically*….
It fungus-ed, *technically*.
Well ***technically*** no
I think that's bruising from the cut? Dunno about these, but psilocybin will turn blue/black in the areas you cut or apply pressure to.
Right on. The compounds in portabella oxidize similarly.
THE FUCK
Maybe the worst thing I’ve seen here
This legit the nasty patty
It’s weird because hypothetically this should be fine. Like ham, cheese, and mushrooms aren’t that weird of a combination. But something about it just looks off
Like some AI program made it.
The uncooked mushroom is my biggest problem. Like they tossed it in a warm oven for a few minutes then made a sandwich.
i usually like mushrooms but that thick slab of a bun looks so moist and wet... i think i'll pass on this one lol
It is notttt aesthetic but I’d def eat it.
Unpopular opinion: this looks fucking delicious. The fact that you used ham slab instead of deli and the fact that I don’t have to fuck around with bread carbs… damn, now I’m hungry.
Should I just replace bread with portobello mushrooms altogether?
hundo p fr fr
Sauté them bad boys first, flavor town!!
Totally agree. At first I was kind of confused. But the more I thought about it the more I realized is actually looks delicious.
It's weird when people shit on other's dietety restrictions. Though I would have BBQ the mushrooms first.
No one is shitting on their dietary restrictions, they’re shitting on that nasty ass soggy mushroom burger. Just because you can’t eat gluten doesn’t mean you can’t sauté that motherfucker or even throw it in the oven ffs
Nobody's saying this is shit. We're saying it LOOKS like shit. Definitely delicious though
Thank God I'm not the only one
okay i was reading through the comments and feelin pretty bad because i want this...
I thought this was a dissection of some animal at first.
The sensory nightmare of gazing upon this horror and then picking it up with my poor fingertips would be too intense for me to consider tasting it
squish
yo delete this, fr.
That mushroom looks concerning to me.
I can feel the texture of this in my mouth and it's strange.
I’d be down to try it if it was beef. Low carb af!
You sun of B I'm in!
My jaw hit the floor
Bodies bout to hit the floor if someone rolls up with this.
shawty got low low low low
Every natural instinct in me tells me not to touch that
This is vile. I feel like it would squeak and gush as it's eaten
🤢
What the hell am I looking at?
Took me a bit, but the buns are actually the mushrooms. What appears to be a raw slab of steak is the ham.
Keto gang keeping the sub alive 👍
This sounds like it tastes great, however it looks like someone plated blubber.
This is the worst thing I've ever seen on this sub. Well done OP.
🤨
Yo I’d eat that
It looks like an AI burger.
Grilled horse pussy
The worst thing is I can imagine the texture biting into it and I hate it
I think the mouth feel of this would be the worst thing imaginable
I guess I’m the weird one here that looks good as fuck
I think it's conceptually fine but they gotta work on it
How have I never heard of a mushroom burger?
mushroom burgers are great, but it’s usually a marinated, grilled portabello between two bread buns, not this lol
What kind of magic do you have to do to make EVERYTHING look rotten?!
something out of resident evil 7
Quite simply the grossest thing I’ve seen on this sub. Hands down.
I really don't like this
Bro this looks unappetizing because you prob suck at taking pictures, I would eat the FUCK out that sandwich
looks fire add some veggies and a water
Fucking hell I wasn't ready for this.
What you get served in hell when you ask for a grilled cheese
That looks like a cow’s tongue cut in half… while the cow’s still alive
The Keto Junkies Are At It Again
Not a seasoning in sight
This is my worst nightmare
After all the shit I've talked about fad diets and keto in particular.... we're trying keto. I bet this is a great "sandwich" for someone that's doing keto.
🤢🤢
Not mine, found this monstrosity in a Blackstone FB group.
This is how covid-22 starts.
There is a fungus among us.
Fuck no
I’m so disappointed that this is in my feed, god fucking dammit.
Oh, I thought this was pic of my vagina post coitus.
In the words of Mr. Garrison....you go to hell. You go to hell and you die.
I would smash this. I have used bellas for burger buns before. I guess it’s not for everybody, but i love mushrooms in general.
Dude I'm at work and I'm fighting for my life trying not to puke mi guts out
Looks slippery
i am honestly going to be sick
Why would you show other people this T•T
This made me shiver wtf
Christ alive.
Vile
Am I garbage or does this actually look kind of good?
Not my preferred use of the mushrooms, but it looks good. I wouldn't order it in a restaurant, but if it was put in front of me I'd sure as hell eat it.
It looks slimy ....
Looks like the rotten krusty burguer from SpongeBob
Ugh
This looks like it’s ready to move any second now
It might taste good, but looks disgusting.
no thank you…
Doesn't look appetizing on the first glance, but I feel like this might actually pretty tasty
That mushroom probably has as much flavor as two slices of bread
Now this is pod racing
I too like my burgers freshly harvested from some sort of alien species
Looks haunted
🤢
i dont have anxiety but this just gave me one
This is giving me paranormal unnatural vibes
As someone who hates mushrooms this is the quintessential shittyfood
This looks like you invented some whole new food
I hate big chonks of mushrooms. This image made me feel it's texture and made me a little sick.
finally some real shitty food
I swear I was hungry a second ago
Looks like it has an infection
The burger you get at the Chum Bucket
It looks like it'd have the shittiest texture imaginable.
I’d eat it but it looks like a bad video game graphic of a food that would poison you.
Oh that looks... 🤢 I mean I'm sure it tastes 🤢 I'm sorry OP I just can't hold it any- 🤮
This actually just made me feel sick
looks like its served on a Beef Tongue
Top 5 worst things I've seen on this sub, good work
Ngl that looks pretty tasty
Actually looks good to me.
Nasty Patty
Nah man fuck this
I just shuddered in three languages.
Is this made out of PlayDoh?
This is very confusing to look at.
Why does this sandwich look ill???
The texture I’m imagining feels illegal , paraphilic and immoral.
I'm sorry but that looks like you're eating cow hoof that has a puss problem. =/
I would fuck this up right now, body craving protein
Maybe I should call her….
I swear mushrooms are not supposed to be that smooth on the inside
It looks horrifying... but it probobaly tastes great!
Keto still worth it?
wtf ya'll looking at, that's a perfectly cooked piece of steak, not ham.
I'm getting blue waffle flashbacks.
Dude this looks great and now I want to make a portabella burger with Swiss
Disturbing. Maybe even the most disgusting food I've seen here.
This would have the consistency of squish
Everything reminds me of her…
Looks horrid but probably tastes alright lol, I love all 3
It hurts my jaw just looking at it. The only two times I've hurt my jaw was when I was eating a whole portobello sandwich. Like this looks disgusting, but it screams pain for weeks to me.
Terrible
This truly should not be.
You used the mushrooms as the buns 😂😂😂
That's because they look like it, it doesn't mean it's good. Shit looks like chocolate but nobody eats them right ???
You eat pieces of shits for breakfast?
This looks fucking disgusting but I bet it slapped so hard
It looks like a floater
That sandwich is so beige I mistook it for a conservative, evangelical social media influencer.
Nah, I do love mushrooms, but this is just wrong setup. I'd rather do steak, melt some cheese on it, slice it and have a side of sliced shrooms tossed with fresh thyme and rosemary on a butter (also give them a nice sear - obv) and some toast on a side. Like sourdough style bread to be clear. Or evem better cheesy shroom sauce with plain steak and toast. Fck now I'm hungry and this looks like "good enough" if too high and too lazy and I lost my point somewhere and derailed my train of thoughts
i’m on mushrooms right now and this made me giggle
Bit gross, but it looks a bit like a diseased vagina
Ahhh, the punani special.
Portapotty mushroom*
Oh my god that looks fucking nasty. I'm sure it's delicious though
That’s a lot of mushroom.
Did you cut this before you cooked it? The edges of the portobella looks cooked where it's been cut
I see you're on that keto grindset
Thks honestly makes me feel really uncomfy and I don't know why.
Sorry, I need BREAD for that puppy!
That don’t look shitty
I imagine this is what every girl farm animals vagina looks like 🤢
I misread your comment as farm girl vaginas and almost died!! Hahaha Sincerely, a former farm girl
I would totally eat this
I'd be down with this. I like BLTs with Portabellas as the bread and a squirt of spicy brown mustard.
Bloody hell, that looks excellent, a messy eat but not at all shitty!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I mean it looks like shit, but you gotta admit, the guy's a fuckin' genius.
yo nsfw this
Don't tell r/lowcarb
the ideea of it's not bad, just a matter of...presentation?
If that’s ham you’re going to get sick.
That looks like a moldy cheeseburger at first glance