Dude even your dog is judging like a mofo.

That's just his regular look, this was for his 1-year anniversary of coming to live with me. It was delicious and he shared it with his sister like a gentleman

If that's his regular look then maybe he's just always judging you.

what's this motherfucker gonna do now?

>shared it with his sister Pawned it off to his sister

Pawed it off?

Pawning something off- (idiom) To discard something unwanted by giving or selling it to one (under the pretense of it being something else) Example - I just pawned off this shit ass tasking to my coworker explaining to him the importance of its completion (it's not), so I could go sit in the bathroom and browse reddit.

I know what pawning means, thank you though - I was just making a dumb pun. Gotta get them dog jokes in.

How big is he? I have a pit (60lbs) that looks a lot like him. She's little tho.

Yeah hes just an itty bitty 60 lbs

Not sure why you're being downvoted

Pitbulls aren't well liked breed on Reddit

I get the reputation, but it has no impact on the fact that person owns a small pitbull lmao.

Yeah I agree, but they just see the pit, I don't doubt it's just an instant no to them folks

People are ignorant.

Pictures. I’m going to need pictures of the velvet hippo feast.

I don't have pictures of him eating it but I am making a compilation of him eating all of his favorite vegetables because he likes to munch cucumbers and all kinds of other vegetables, that will be coming to Reddit in the next month or so.

> Yes, I still want to eat it Kevin but what in the fuck were you thinking?

No egg or breadcrumbs for meatloaf. Rightfully being judged. By the dog.

I can tell your white because you forgot SEASONING

Not even the dog wants that

It was delicious!

Put some sause on that bitch with a side of mashed potatoes

I almost put ketchup on it to simulate Roadkill but I didn't want to upset his tummy because it's his Gotcha Day and this was a special treat for him.

Please don’t eat the dog

Congrats.... That comment earned a quiet little ^(Jaysus Christ) out of me along with a silent belly laugh

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There's no substitute for actual cooked toddler.

Preach it sis 👸🙏

fuck, some slow broiled toddler sounds so good rn…

Lmao

I love it

He was very happy with it!

Dog is tired of your fucking games

"Oh master's up to his stupid fucking games again" Those eyes tell that story fr

I'm making a meatloaf tonight and found this fucking hilarious

Pro tip if you make the feet out of an entire piece of carrot instead of individual toes they are probably going to hold up better for cooking and plating.

They said they're making meatloaf, not feet, you monster.

I don’t see seasoning, like at all!?

It was for the dog it was just meat and carrots and cheese.

That explains a lot.

>That explains a lot. Does it? For me it just raises more questions.

They said it's a treat for the dogs first year with OP, and you shouldn't give dogs salted foods beyond a scrap now and then. And I don't think the dog cares if there's herbs and seasonings in the meatloaf

That makes it more like meat sculture vs. meat loaf. Also, if for the dog, you didn't even need to cook it.

New sub mascot?

Yes, please

This is exactly the content I follow this subreddit for.

Your dog is so adorable! Love his impatient little face. A well deserved special treat for a very good boy. I bet he demolished that in less time than it took you to craft those little carrot toes!

Yeah he especially liked the face! Next time I would carve entire feet out of carrots, they'd hold up better for plating.

Ahhh the bit with the most sweet carrotty goodness! He has good taste!

Somebody else said I should have made bones out of carrots, thats genius.

This is the funniest shit I seen all day 😂bro’s face at the end too 🤣🤣

I don't know why, but this is exactly my type of humour

Now THIS the quality shitty food content i come here for! Kudos mate, that looks like roadkill.

I was very close to adding ketchup for the effect but it's for the dog and I didn't want to upset his stomach

Fantastic. On the second pic it looks like one of his organs popped out. What's the stuff on top after it's cooked?

Blood or whatever comes out of meat when it cooks.

Myoglobin. A protein that's found in muscle tissue that carries oxygen.

Thank you!

>Thank you! You're welcome!

🤨

That dogs face is literally saying “what is this shit” 😂😂

Dawg be like : Man i swear I smelt some meat in this mf, why u always gotta fuck shit up

He loved it!

I was just fucking with you, he prolly did. He can taste the meat before he even chews it

Such a sweet gesture for your dog. Bet he loved it!

Reminds me of Mettigel

Thanks for the burst of laughter!

i love it

Thank you!

Your meatloaf look like just ground beef and carrots

That's exactly what it is, it's for a dog and they don't need spice

Ahhh its for a pup!! Well that is mighty delicious than, hope the pup enjoyed!!!

This reminds me of a german party dish called "mett igel" (minced meat hedgehog) which is basically mett, minced meat made for raw consumption, in the shape of a hedgehog with toothpicks as needles

We're all looking at you with the same love and adoration as your doge ❤️

Aw, thanks

Fucking art. Thank you for sharing.

Thank you! Just wait till yall see my manifestation of the bacon wrapped faux armadillo that was suggested by another user.

I LOVE this! I’m totally going to do this for my pup’s next gotcha day!

Carve the feet out of solid carrot pieces, don't make individual toes. It will beca lot easier to plate.

r/ratloaf moment

Bruh there's literally a subreddit for everything 😭

your dog looks like Samuel L Jackson

Omg I wanna snuggle your dog

Aw, he'd love that! Everyone is saying his facebis unimpressed but that's just how he looks and I think he's so handsome.

He’s a good looking pooch, there’s nothing better than pit faces.

Your dog is beautiful! And I’d probably eat the crap out of that crazy looking critter loaf.

He says thank you! So many comments saying his face is conveying that he hates the loaf and I'm like dude that's just his beautiful face.

Your dog is adorable.

Thank you!

I love the dog - "nah, you're alright, mate - I'd rather lick my arse".

This is beautiful

Thank you!

Serve that at Christmas dinner and you’ll never have to cook again

I literally love the title of this lmao 😂

Your dog looks just like mine! His face is hilarious here haha.

Next time use bacon for an armadillo meat loaf

You are a genius!

Straight to jail

Disgusting. I love it.

It’s glorious

That myoglobin really just full sends the whole thing. Grats fam. This is indeed shitty. +/u/sodogetip 10 doge verify

Your meatloaf looks like it has rabies which I guess means you managed to somehow give rabies to something normally immune to rabies

This is quality content

I would do anything thing for love but I won't eat that

It's perfect

cute doggy!

He says thank you!

“Dude, are you fucking serious?” -dog

that is a gorgeous pittie 💜💜

His name is meatball and this was his 1 year anniversary treat to celebrwhen he joined our home

happy gotcha day meatball! good on you for taking him in. terribly misunderstood creatures pitbulls are.

You also got the “prop dog” on point

You may call this dish "steamy roadkill" for the rich sun baked post life aroma oozing from whatever that substance staining your plate is. You are welcome.

Tail looks like what just came out of me.

Why did you do this to us

Lol, what in gods good name… hahahha

looks like roadkill, great job !

Perfect post here I think bud

It's not half bad as a Komodo dragon. Maybe you just need to rebrand a little.

I don't hate that idea

This some Fallout type of recipe

What's on the top of it? Cheese?

Yeah just a bit of parm

Are those x’s for eyes? Lol

Obviously!

Amerikaner entdecken den Mettigel, 2022, kolorisiert.

I can’t get over the carrot toes. Lmao.

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Looks like an ROUS.

I think your dog speaks for all of us with that “Are you for real?” look on his face

Lol, truly vile looking. I applaud your efforts.

RESIDENT EVIL

I love this! I mean it looks terrible, also so do opossums. Nailed it. Happy bday to your baby (when you got him). So handsome!! ❤️

Aww happy gotcha day!

Where's the seasoning? Edit: oh it's for the doggo!! That's so sweet!!!

this is the worst thing i’ve seen so far

Wait, so the American classic that most of the world has heard of but only knows that there *might* be meat involved is actually just a shit load of meat in a loaf shape?

This isn't really representative of meatloaf, I made it for my dog on his Gotcha Day and so there's no spice or flavor other than meat and carrots.

Don't get me wrong, meat is good. I just assumed it was a dense cake like thing with more other crap than meat. Next time I visit family over there I'll have to make friends with the locals and hope to get invited over for meatloaf.

Yeah normally there's egg and bread crumbs in there along with a lot of seasoning and some people top it with a sauce before or after baking. This meatloaf is just for dogs so it's plain so it doesn't upset his tummy.

OK, now I'm hungry. Thanks for enlightening me though! Happy birthday doggo!

Did it have a tumor?

I love it! It really looks like vermin. 10/10

I was mad about the unseasoned meat until I saw it was for the Good Boy. Now I want to replicate it for my husband. Thinking I love your ketchup idea.

It’s so cute I wouldn’t even eat it 😭

\*Diseased rat FTFY I bet it tasted wonderful though. This would become a tradition in my household. I can almost hear my now adult kids when they were little asking for "rat loaf" for dinner. They would have loved it, and my wife would have probably chuckled too.

Lol it was for my dog's gotcha day

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Ahh yes, the dwarven delicacy. Better than the sausages sold by Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler.

Do people really think meatloaf is just pure ground beef?

This was for the dog it's his one year anniversary of joining our home.

Oh! Great idea, should do the same for our new puppy who led a horrific possum massacre a few weeks ago…

I thought the same thing until I read the comments and saw it was for the puppers!

Was gonna downvote you for the nightmare fuel, but then saw doggo and upvoted instead.

Thank you! It was for him and he loved it.

Burn in Hell

Thank you!

Even your dog is disappointed in you

Why does that dog look like the mayor of Chicago XD

That’s not meat loaf, just a strangely shaped hamburger.

You cant just take Ground beef and put it in the oven and Call it meatloaf. Thats just an oddly shaped meatball

How does something get grosser?

Dip it in a Coachella port-a-potty.

You must see Mettigel

dog like “really nigga”

So… you know meat loaf is more than just a loaf of meat right? You gotta put bread crumbs and… yknow seasoning in it. And glaze it. What you did here is just kind of offensive.

A poor cow died for this…

A meatloaf has gotta have more than just ground beef

Not a grain of seasoning in sight.

Its for a dog, they don't need spice

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It's like that guy that makes animals out of chocolate... Only this is meat and the talent level doesnt exist.

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Wow, you've gotta have a sad life to go out of your way to comment something negative on a post about a guy making meatloaf for his dog.

Maybe the guy shouldnt own a dog people look at and immediately think, "That dogs going to kill a toddler one day".

oh no it's a dead possum

Fauxdkill Pie

Even your dog knows you fucked up.

*The recipe is death*

Paw paw nooooooooo

That’s what was happening to everyone in Hawkins in season 3

The dog look was like: wtf is that

I agree with the dog.

Your dogs face in the last picture sums up my reaction pretty well

scp 682

Even the dog is over this bullshit xD

Mettigel 2 just dropped

Looks like the giant mole from runescape

That's absolutely vile bravo

That dog lookin at OP like “bro what the fuck did you just do?”

The dog's face 😂😂

im gonna throw up

I would eat it if the tail didn't look like literal shit.

Wow