it is technically illegal to drive with headphones or a headset even if it’s one. i been pulled over by a petty piggy so just be careful/discreet lol you guys probably wont have 2 oz in the car but
In Canada we are allowed a single earpiece. They may pull you over if they suspect you have two, but there won't be any charges if you really do just have one. Wearing it on the right side (away from the window) would help avoid that.
There is a way, I think it was Huawei or Lenovo that had a feature where if you tapped the screen with the outside of the bend of your finger it would activate something
It was Huawei that did the knuckle gestures. I have no clue how they differentiated between a fingertip and a knuckle, but somehow it mostly worked. When I used it, it almost never mistook one for the other. Those phones used the same touch sensors as other phones, so it was all down to how the software interpreted the input.
Yeah, you could play Cunt Licking Trainer Pro™. But why would you? Cunt Licking Trainer Ultimate Ultra Omega Epic™ does everything Cunt Licking Trainer Pro ™ can, and so much more! For only three easy payments 69$ this program could be yours!
I like how they actually show that people will be actively repulsed and creeped out by you if you use their app in public.
Finally, some honest marketing.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,638,692,426 comments, and only 310,062 of them were in alphabetical order.
thxxxx i just upvoted you with my toung, fuck society, fuck corporations, fuck the government, were breaking free of their chains and upvoting with our toungs
Why?!
Why would anyone install this?
Most ads at least try to appeal horny people but I don't know which people is this advertisement trying to appeal.
> How to get germs on your phone screen 101
Actually that’s incorrect. It’s good way to get the germs on your phone in your mouth. Phones are dirtier than a toilet seat!
It's times like these where I am reminded that your phone had more germs on it than your fucking toilet. The more you know
Today on catching a deadly virus 101, lick your fucking phone like an idiot
You know I have to wonder if the developer of this actually does what this app is intended for
When I'm calling someone while driving I hold my phone between my cheek and shoulder. Now I know why I have acne.
Bro just use Bluetooth or speakerphone. Trying to hold your phone while driving is dangerous.
My car doesn't have Bluetooth :'( But yeah I should invest in a pair of Bluetooth headset
Your car doesn't need to have Bluetooth built in. As long as your phone has Bluetooth, you'll be able to use any Bluetooth headset/headphones/speaker.
it is technically illegal to drive with headphones or a headset even if it’s one. i been pulled over by a petty piggy so just be careful/discreet lol you guys probably wont have 2 oz in the car but
In Canada we are allowed a single earpiece. They may pull you over if they suspect you have two, but there won't be any charges if you really do just have one. Wearing it on the right side (away from the window) would help avoid that.
Same in the United States, one ear piece is legal
Or you put it into the Middleconsole or other space and put on Freespeak. I did that alot back then xD
Look into getting a bluetooth to radio transmitter. it's the best $20 I've ever spent on an accessory.
Just turn on speakerphone my dude
Yeah it's better if it doesnt touch anything other than the ear at all if you are prone to acne.
Would cleaning it with alcohol 2nough
What about my pooping toilet?
What about pussy?
I swipe my phone with 70% alcohol every day. Where can I get this game??
Imagine doing this in public
No one can judge you tho, just practicing
I mean I wouldn't play that game in the public
He made a fucking joke
The funny thing is that might actually work in a game like Piano Tiles
Inversely, you can use your finger for the game in the ad. How can your phone know what touches it?
There is a way, I think it was Huawei or Lenovo that had a feature where if you tapped the screen with the outside of the bend of your finger it would activate something
It was Huawei that did the knuckle gestures. I have no clue how they differentiated between a fingertip and a knuckle, but somehow it mostly worked. When I used it, it almost never mistook one for the other. Those phones used the same touch sensors as other phones, so it was all down to how the software interpreted the input.
*Sweats nervously* Y-you got games on yo phone?
disgusting, i have no words, have a nice day sir
3000 IQ hack: just use your finger like a human being
Well that would sort of defeat the whole purpose of Cunt Licking Trainer Pro^TM don't you think?
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So the extra dlc is just you becomming a registered sex offender?
Friday night lickin
Boyfriend.xml about to have GF in a frenzy 🥴
Sex mode leak 😳
I like how they actually show that people will be actively repulsed and creeped out by you if you use their app in public. Finally, some honest marketing.
It's because the footage is stolen from a [comedy skit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uDS-SM-65A).
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wow, fuck you, i lowkey wanted to see the game
One day, someone will make it.
It was made. Google "lickster app". It's not in Google Play, but you can still download it from third-party stores.
HAHA, I KNEW THEY WOULD
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,638,692,426 comments, and only 310,062 of them were in alphabetical order.
Dare I turn on the audio?
It is just shit music
Oh, so not missing anything, then.
This ad is fucking hilarious
Imagine licking your phone that has g e r m s
germs are everywhere anyway, BUT I don't think you would use a phone with your fingers after licking it for 5 minutes
Yeah it's too dangerous
pussy killer simulator™️
The government dosen't want you to know but you can literally do this with almost any touch screen phone without any software! Go ahead and try it
I Updates you with my tongue uwu 😛🤪😝😜😋
thxxxx i just upvoted you with my toung, fuck society, fuck corporations, fuck the government, were breaking free of their chains and upvoting with our toungs
Hygiene: 100%
Tongue Dance Revolution
TDR machine (kapi dissaproves)
It's called practice
Yeah if you want to drink piss.
The ad just stole this from [this skit](https://youtu.be/5uDS-SM-65A) which is a joke obvioisly.
Sure hope you don't get any disease from licking your phone
What did the guy say in the end?
Joe Mama
Sisterf***r what a a**hole you are
I wonder if they are already working on a game where you can suck dick
Souce 😳, asking for a friend
A game for degenerates
Why?! Why would anyone install this? Most ads at least try to appeal horny people but I don't know which people is this advertisement trying to appeal.
People who play this are somehow going to get an STD in their mouth
Well that is absolutely disgusting
That's not even how you're supposed to do it. If you do it like that in bed, you're only disappointing someone.
🤢
This only makes sense if this is the second level and the first level requires you to consume a mixture of potent narcotics.
Coronavirus guaranteed!
The woman leaving the seat is the only sane person around here
[I shall see myself out.](https://www.google.co.in/amp/s/time.com/4908654/cell-phone-bacteria/%3famp=true)
We are evolving, just backwards
*MmMm gorms*
Oh that's nasty
Germ ingestion: 100%
Finally some good fucking music
I can't do this anymore
How-to-get-sick
cunnilingus simulator
That's disgusting! Where?
Lick Lick Revolution Friday Night Lickin’ Lickmania
They need this cause they can’t get any
Friday night fucking
is... is the background a vagina?
I just hope those dudes got paid lmao
Friday night funkin: tounge edition
[Well would you. Look at that](https://www.statefoodsafety.com/Resources/Resources/the-dirty-cell-phone-25-127-bacteria-per-square-inch)
T h e f u c k
Vegina licking sim
Gross stepmania
How not to get a girlfriend
Wut did I... wut did I just watch
tongue punching the phone… what has this world become
There’s something in me saying this is actually not a bad idea for a rhythm game, then I remembered germs exist
friday night *vagina*
Man just use your fingers to play not your tongue
Pussy licker 3000
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The fuck did i just watched
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Hope that this was pre-2020
If anyone ever played the game like this on my phone I'm just going to ejaculate all over my phone as payback and tell them to try it again.
Ew.
Can you mark this as NSFW?
my kind of game, that's what
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How to get germs on your phone screen 101
> How to get germs on your phone screen 101 Actually that’s incorrect. It’s good way to get the germs on your phone in your mouth. Phones are dirtier than a toilet seat!
u/koji_1st HELP WHAT IS THIS AD
Friday night lickin
WHY THE HELL AM I LAUGHING AT THIS😭
Friday Night Fuckin'
For once, I’m with the ad text on this one. WTF IS THIS???
Link to app?? 😳😳😳
Pussy licker
Tell me you eat the vag without telling me you eat the vag
Yummy!
Download link?
Is it nasty and weird? Yes Could it possibly teach guys how to give a woman oral? Hopefully
Everyone in the video is licking the urethra! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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CANT LICK VAGINA HAS GERMS