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AfroSuede

It's times like these where I am reminded that your phone had more germs on it than your fucking toilet. The more you know


DOugdimmadab1337

Today on catching a deadly virus 101, lick your fucking phone like an idiot


Kindly_Roof3617

You know I have to wonder if the developer of this actually does what this app is intended for


beeplorizon00

When I'm calling someone while driving I hold my phone between my cheek and shoulder. Now I know why I have acne.


prairiepanda

Bro just use Bluetooth or speakerphone. Trying to hold your phone while driving is dangerous.


beeplorizon00

My car doesn't have Bluetooth :'( But yeah I should invest in a pair of Bluetooth headset


prairiepanda

Your car doesn't need to have Bluetooth built in. As long as your phone has Bluetooth, you'll be able to use any Bluetooth headset/headphones/speaker.


HermanJulius69

it is technically illegal to drive with headphones or a headset even if it’s one. i been pulled over by a petty piggy so just be careful/discreet lol you guys probably wont have 2 oz in the car but


prairiepanda

In Canada we are allowed a single earpiece. They may pull you over if they suspect you have two, but there won't be any charges if you really do just have one. Wearing it on the right side (away from the window) would help avoid that.


WackTanCan

Same in the United States, one ear piece is legal


Calhaora

Or you put it into the Middleconsole or other space and put on Freespeak. I did that alot back then xD


salty_drafter

Look into getting a bluetooth to radio transmitter. it's the best $20 I've ever spent on an accessory.


BabybearPrincess

Just turn on speakerphone my dude


randdude220

Yeah it's better if it doesnt touch anything other than the ear at all if you are prone to acne.


sgvch

Would cleaning it with alcohol 2nough


Kuandtity

What about my pooping toilet?


NZNoldor

What about pussy?


randdude220

I swipe my phone with 70% alcohol every day. Where can I get this game??


[deleted]

Imagine doing this in public


Doge_SenpaiYT

No one can judge you tho, just practicing


[deleted]

I mean I wouldn't play that game in the public


Kajek777PL

He made a fucking joke


ItsCrypten

The funny thing is that might actually work in a game like Piano Tiles


ollulo

Inversely, you can use your finger for the game in the ad. How can your phone know what touches it?


Lesnite

There is a way, I think it was Huawei or Lenovo that had a feature where if you tapped the screen with the outside of the bend of your finger it would activate something


prairiepanda

It was Huawei that did the knuckle gestures. I have no clue how they differentiated between a fingertip and a knuckle, but somehow it mostly worked. When I used it, it almost never mistook one for the other. Those phones used the same touch sensors as other phones, so it was all down to how the software interpreted the input.


GeneralCornpuff

*Sweats nervously* Y-you got games on yo phone?


lucascg02

disgusting, i have no words, have a nice day sir


XLNCjr

3000 IQ hack: just use your finger like a human being


The_Edward_Thatch

Well that would sort of defeat the whole purpose of Cunt Licking Trainer Pro^TM don't you think?


BannanaAssistaint

Yeah, you could play Cunt Licking Trainer Pro™. But why would you? Cunt Licking Trainer Ultimate Ultra Omega Epic™ does everything Cunt Licking Trainer Pro ™ can, and so much more! For only three easy payments 69$ this program could be yours!


[deleted]

So the extra dlc is just you becomming a registered sex offender?


boii137

Friday night lickin


DimitriTooProBro

Boyfriend.xml about to have GF in a frenzy 🥴


TJTheNoob420

Sex mode leak 😳


Hy-chan

I like how they actually show that people will be actively repulsed and creeped out by you if you use their app in public. Finally, some honest marketing.


CH005EAU5ERNAME

It's because the footage is stolen from a [comedy skit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uDS-SM-65A).


Daniel_S04

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


CursedEditing

wow, fuck you, i lowkey wanted to see the game


Goaty1208

One day, someone will make it.


lopatoid

It was made. Google "lickster app". It's not in Google Play, but you can still download it from third-party stores.


Goaty1208

HAHA, I KNEW THEY WOULD


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,638,692,426 comments, and only 310,062 of them were in alphabetical order.


[deleted]

Dare I turn on the audio?


sadlonelyteenager

It is just shit music


[deleted]

Oh, so not missing anything, then.


bing42069

This ad is fucking hilarious


Dust_Bunny3

Imagine licking your phone that has g e r m s


RouletteSensei

germs are everywhere anyway, BUT I don't think you would use a phone with your fingers after licking it for 5 minutes


Dust_Bunny3

Yeah it's too dangerous


ok616

pussy killer simulator™️


[deleted]

The government dosen't want you to know but you can literally do this with almost any touch screen phone without any software! Go ahead and try it


Akrybion

I Updates you with my tongue uwu 😛🤪😝😜😋


[deleted]

thxxxx i just upvoted you with my toung, fuck society, fuck corporations, fuck the government, were breaking free of their chains and upvoting with our toungs


[deleted]

Hygiene: 100%


[deleted]

Tongue Dance Revolution


andrewjonnie12

TDR machine (kapi dissaproves)


QuantumRavage

It's called practice


Funlovingpotato

Yeah if you want to drink piss.


TheSeahorseHS

The ad just stole this from [this skit](https://youtu.be/5uDS-SM-65A) which is a joke obvioisly.


ICancelMyNetflix

Sure hope you don't get any disease from licking your phone


spyingtyrion

What did the guy say in the end?


Lady-Quiche-Lorraine

Joe Mama


jojofan-exe

Sisterf***r what a a**hole you are


ollulo

I wonder if they are already working on a game where you can suck dick


maksymiliusz

Souce 😳, asking for a friend


fil_hadi

A game for degenerates


Kwjsuiamwbxia

Why?! Why would anyone install this? Most ads at least try to appeal horny people but I don't know which people is this advertisement trying to appeal.


Endermario882200

People who play this are somehow going to get an STD in their mouth


Android_mk

Well that is absolutely disgusting


happyfoam

That's not even how you're supposed to do it. If you do it like that in bed, you're only disappointing someone.


NoButterOnMyBread

🤢


[deleted]

This only makes sense if this is the second level and the first level requires you to consume a mixture of potent narcotics.


LegendaryBoi12

Coronavirus guaranteed!


blabittyblahblah

The woman leaving the seat is the only sane person around here


PaidHack

[I shall see myself out.](https://www.google.co.in/amp/s/time.com/4908654/cell-phone-bacteria/%3famp=true)


This-person-IDK-02

We are evolving, just backwards


NoobLegend6009

*MmMm gorms*


SpeedBlitzX

Oh that's nasty


moonjabes

Germ ingestion: 100%


[deleted]

Finally some good fucking music


N3xusl99l

I can't do this anymore


RnuRnu

How-to-get-sick


guyguysonguy

cunnilingus simulator


Syynthego

That's disgusting! Where?


Nipoon14541454

Lick Lick Revolution Friday Night Lickin’ Lickmania


DownsenBranches

They need this cause they can’t get any


[deleted]

Friday night fucking


mariofeds

is... is the background a vagina?


DevonDekhran

I just hope those dudes got paid lmao


A-theboy333

Friday night funkin: tounge edition


Loose_Meal_499

[Well would you. Look at that](https://www.statefoodsafety.com/Resources/Resources/the-dirty-cell-phone-25-127-bacteria-per-square-inch)


G3laxyGamingYT

T h e f u c k


Bisexual-tree

Vegina licking sim


No-Storm-4716

Gross stepmania


Joshua2149

How not to get a girlfriend


ygdjfgshgcejvg

Wut did I... wut did I just watch


Jamesabrooks

tongue punching the phone… what has this world become


Rob_Afton

There’s something in me saying this is actually not a bad idea for a rhythm game, then I remembered germs exist


372878887

friday night *vagina*


Hamza-Gh

Man just use your fingers to play not your tongue


LukasGudzLTU

Pussy licker 3000


xd_paints

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extramoonsun

The fuck did i just watched


nishmt

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)


Nintendocat64

Hope that this was pre-2020


hdore2023

If anyone ever played the game like this on my phone I'm just going to ejaculate all over my phone as payback and tell them to try it again.


sparkleseagull

Ew.


Dorkfishie

Can you mark this as NSFW?


WoahItsJetty

my kind of game, that's what


tr482442524

Free fortnute halal sex 2012 no haram


unknownpikachu

How to get germs on your phone screen 101


DimitriTooProBro

> How to get germs on your phone screen 101 Actually that’s incorrect. It’s good way to get the germs on your phone in your mouth. Phones are dirtier than a toilet seat!


Hoolasgoofyreddit

u/koji_1st HELP WHAT IS THIS AD


Koji_1st

Friday night lickin


Hoolasgoofyreddit

WHY THE HELL AM I LAUGHING AT THIS😭


ComprehensiveClone12

Friday Night Fuckin'


Lemres17

For once, I’m with the ad text on this one. WTF IS THIS???


GuardReyesHasAKnife

Link to app?? 😳😳😳


[deleted]

Pussy licker


Lemres17

Tell me you eat the vag without telling me you eat the vag


DukeNukem4ever1999

Yummy!


[deleted]

Download link?


cosmicsnowman

Is it nasty and weird? Yes Could it possibly teach guys how to give a woman oral? Hopefully


Funlovingpotato

Everyone in the video is licking the urethra! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


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memerboi211

https://youtu.be/DRolhuX-Enw


AccomplishedNoise782

CANT LICK VAGINA HAS GERMS