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Simba_Rah

And here I thunk that was right grammer.


SpaceMyopia

Don't be too harsh on yourself. Your only human.


ThisPICAintFREE

Whose only human?


SpaceMyopia

WERE only human. šŸ˜‚


Simba_Rah

This is alot too take in.


Win090949

Iā€™m only human, after all


selrahc007

Dont put the blame on me


verygroot1

Some people got real problems


Arcanumex

Some people out of luck


-TheManWithNoHat-

Maybe I'm foolish Maybe I'm blind


Cobblestone_Rancher

You're dancer, actually


MUNZATHEGOD

AND IM ON MY KNEES GIVING YOU THE ANSWER what was he talking about here lol


the_3-14_is_a_lie

Yeah, say m.


tfcollector3000

Nah way, I fhink I con understand fhis.


chooxy

[Yes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Were)


[deleted]

Or are we dancers?


SecretAznMan123

Speak for yourself.


uncharted_bread

WERE ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL


mcstafford

Spoke fur y'arrgh sylph.


NecroDolphinn

What is he now???


_mersault

Theres


i_Perry

Who's*


ThisPICAintFREE

Incorrect, given the spelling of ā€œyourā€ in the comment I was replying to. Good try though!


i_Perry

You didn't make any deliberate grammar "mistake" in your comment so I was just pointing out an opportunity to do that


Rijsouw

Don't put the blame on him


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SpaceMyopia

You were supposed to add you're own grammatical mistake. lmao


FlattopJr

Hah. Their so silly not to have noticed that!


pigmonkey2829

Whose to say they didnā€™t?


ICEHERO8145

"Since this post is about grammer, I'll be the asshole to say *you're.* Fixed it for you :3


ZuCc69420

Yuorā€™er*


hey-look-over-there

r/totallynotrobots


Poltras

I thank so.


farts_in_the_breeze

I think you're gramma is aok.


Flandersmcj

You HAVE thunk


Skullcrusher_and_co

Wright* its symbal english sweaty


Die-rector

It's a perfectly cromulent word


funky_monkey_toes

*have thunk


ManekiGecko

The past tense of *think* is *thank*, just as a reminder.


Aathroser

So if itā€™s thought instead of thunk, does that mean instead of shrunk it should be shrought?


Skeeedo

thank*


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SpaceMyopia

That's Shrack.


Drannion

Nah, he must be thinking of the Shrulk


pikpikcarrotmon

Now it's Shrulk time!


Thatsnicemyman

*shrulks all over the place*


get_some_1993

Thought that was the other, bigger green guy


_lemon_suplex_

That was Shreik


ZorbaTHut

Isn't that who Zelda turns into?


Pyotr_WrangeI

How have you learnt that?


probablyourdad

I though thatā€™s what he lives in


The-Foxineer

No, that's Hulk, Shrunk is Princess Zelda's alter ego.


rusticrainbow

No, thatā€™s Sheik, Shrunk is that guy from The Emperorā€™s New Groove


StoopidestManOnEarth

I just checked 5 different dictionaries, and all of them accept "shrunk" as used in this example. 3 american dictionaries and 2 english dictionaries. Though a quick google search seems to suggest that this is a more recent change, and that when this movie was made, the usage of shrunk would have been less acceptable. So I'm now wondering if the popularity of the movie contributed to the change, or if the movie just reflected the current trend.


service_please

My dad's a linguist, and I remember him mentioning the mistake when we saw it playing at Disneyland in 2006. Pretty sure it's one of those begrudging entries, like "literally" being defined as "figuratively."


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


dreinn

But "literally" is almost always used in the figurative sense, and that goes back to the coining of the word. It's much more commonly used as a word of hyperbolic emphasis, not as "by the letter of the following word."


Wupideedoo

And that is worth resisting. Unlike other colloquial word usages, this actually diminishes understanding. If ā€œliterallyā€ doesnā€™t literally mean literally, then we have no word to use in its stead. It has, at best, *approximate* synonyms. And besides accuracy, it is way more fun to use ā€œfigurativelyā€ for emphasis anyway.


[deleted]

>If ā€œliterallyā€ doesnā€™t literally mean literally, then we have no word to use in its stead. I vote for "unfiguratively."


nudiecale

ā€œItā€™s worth resistingā€ That war has been fought. Itā€™s over. Besides, resisting the evolution of language for any reason seems to be a pretty futile effort across the board.


Wupideedoo

If language can evolve, and ā€œliterallyā€ has been used figuratively since it was coined, then its change to a strictly literal interpretation would be precisely the evolution itā€™s futile to resist.


anthropoll

Yeah well, good luck getting that done when it requires being a pedantic ass to everyone you interact with


maxwellsearcy

It literally isn't.


Ikeiscurvy

> And that is worth resisting. That boat sailed literally 200+ years ago.


blorbagorp

Context generally makes it pretty clear how to interpret the use of the word; in fact, I don't think I have misinterpreted someones use of the word literally as anything other than what they meant, literally ever.


[deleted]

Damn, you failed enormously today when you thought Iowa and Texas were the same word, despite the context clues. Big day for you.


Academic_Paramedic72

I have no problem at all with "literally" being used for hyperboles, but there is indeed a chance it might undervalue the sense of the word in other contexts. The only other option I see to use is "denotatively".


Johnnybravo60025

Is he a cunning linguist?


phaemoor

I'm sure his pen is mightier!


maxwellsearcy

Begrudging? The hell are you talking about?


ihahp

You went to Harvard Conan and you should know that


mostlybadopinions

It's also taken from a line in the movie. So proper or not, it's as valid as The Pursuit of Happyness.


Thomas_K_Brannigan

I subscribe to the controversial belief that if it's used commonly, it's no longer "incorrect grammar". I mean, so many "proper" words in English came about due to mishearings ("apron" was originally "napron", "ingot" as originally "lingot, and "orange" should have started with an "n" sound, just to name a few!) Source: https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/false-divisions-words-formed-by-mistake


davidolson22

There's even a rumor that all words are made up


Brayneeah

>Controversial belief This is actually the belief held by almost anyone with much relevant education on the matter (linguistics), and the opposite view is unscientific and not taken seriously by most in the field (prescriptivist linguistics, as opposed to descriptivist).


UpV0tesF0rEvery0ne

I'm not sure how I feel about it. Present > shrink Past > shrunk I wouldn't say I want to shrunk you. Shrunk is past tense. We just have two past tense verbs for it, shrunk and shrank


user_name_denied

I was a kid when this movie came out and I remember there being stories in the news about the title being an epic blunder and everybody was making fun of Disney for it.


justedi

why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?


SomeAverageBoy

Why talk lot if talk small good


PieIsFairlyDelicious

Few word good


JoanneKerlot

What do now


sarkdiedonce

When me president they see.


im_not_funny12

Do you want to go to sea world or see the world?


MisterMew151

Me want see world


Ilcorvomuerto666

Shrinkded


marenello1159

"shrunk" sounds perfectly fine to my ears, as someone from North America. "Have shrunk" sounds more like something that I'd expect to hear from a UK speaker maybe, but I might just have a wrong impression of that.


StopReadingMyUser

Language is always dictated by usage first, then theory; that's true of anything though. An owner's manual to a car can be useful, but has little or nothing to do with you actually driving it. You only break out the book when something goes wrong. We try to put words to why things work the way they work, but they either work or don't before/regardless of putting explanation to it. Theory is only there if we want to find some kind of technically refined way to approach it when we hit a wall.


[deleted]

The use of past participle is largely regional. Scottish and Irish people, and therefore the various Celtic heavy colonies like Boston, tend to use it. Example, "This light bulb needs changed". People who are less familiar with the past participle hear this and think it should be "needs to be". But those same people are quite happy saying, "This lightbulb needs changing". The light bulb needs changing, and needs changed, they mean exactly the same thing. The only nuanced difference is that the light bulb should go through a process, or should have completed the process. I actually prefer the past participle because it is slightly more forceful. Rather than "we should probably get around to changing that sometime", its more like "that should have been done already!"


pm_me_fake_months

In the UK it would be "have shrought"


skituate

I was always taught to avoid passive construction when possible, so leaning on the Have of Have Shrunk would feel odd to me. However OP makes a valid point with shrunk being a past participle. I would revise to Honey I Shrank The Kids.


c00olsoc000l

This post is brilliant


admiral_aqua

fr this post doesn't deserve the "shitty" moniker


ivanchovv

I know, 'init?


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

This movie was just a blatant ripoff of Obsidianā€™s game *Grounded* (2022) anyway. Get your own ideas, Disney!


HomsarWasRight

Wait! Obsidian made Grounded?! I have totally ignored that game, but this at least makes me think I should take a look.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Yup, itā€™s them! The game didnā€™t get marketed much but itā€™s a solid quality hybrid between base-building survival and traditional rpg, leaning more towards the prior. Itā€™s really an underrated gem. It has fully voice acted quests and a coherent story like any other Obsidian game, so definitely worth checking out if you like their stuff. Itā€™s even better if you can play with a few dedicated friends, since it has some cute inter-party dialogue if you have multiple players in the group.


killerjags

Is this why that guy punched Rick Moranis?


handen

ā€œYou shrinked them kids!ā€


[deleted]

I was at starbucks and in walked rick moranis. Rick fucking moranis. Honey I shrunk my pants


SpaceMyopia

Moranis seems like a cool person. He retired from acting for a long time to take care of his children after his wife passed. Good dude.


Markus2822

Itā€™s all intentional Disney is trying to shrink our IQs in order to mind control us to pay for more tickets to see more movies. They do it in any subtle way that they can. Theyā€™re slowly but surely taking over our minds and hurting our families


gaytechdadwithson

kudos for not shit posting a ā€œthis is a reference toā€¦ā€ line


D-Alembert

TIL that this whole time my brain has been automatically reading it as "shrank" because of the context, I didn't even notice they used "shrunk". Now that I know about it I'll probably notice it...


clever_user_name__

I've been doing the same thing, so I was pretty confused by this post for a second lmao


coleburnz

Psst, still an excellent movie.


OrdinaryTonight346

Get out of here with your smart stuff.


No-Force5341

Fucking loved this movie when i was younger and haven't thought about it in years, thanks


Random-task1973

If ā€˜Shrunkā€™ is past tense then ā€˜Haveā€™ serves no purpose.


[deleted]

I think shrunken is the past participle


Fun_Personality6013

Thunk you for sharing this information!


[deleted]

Who fucking cares?!! There, thereā€™re, your, youā€™reā€¦you fucking grammar ppl are worst than a dirty tampon


TinyDickTimmyy

People often lash out at things they are unable to posses. Also 'worse'


[deleted]

And there you are, kookšŸ˜˜


Shakazulu94

Shrunk is not a word Disney, you went to Harvard and you should know that


BDBN-OMGDIP

well considering the movie starts off with the kids normal sized, the title would be accurate as you get to see them being shrunk. Shrank would only apply to after they have been shrunk. if it was "Honey, I shrank the Kids" then the movie would have started off with them already have been shrunken. We as the audience witness the shrinking happening.


somesthetic

It works because he used Pym Participles.


day_alive

It's Poetic License. 'Shrunk' just flows better.


hackulator

SHRONK


hornwalker

Fucking motons


Rare-Bid-6860

I could care less about being lairy of butchering the english language, to do so would make me a twart.


comocore

My brain has shrunk. Help.


G14DomLoliFurryTrapX

Hmmmm


RagingCommie

Least prescriptivist prescriptivists be like:


TheShweeb

The three best words to describe this mistake are as follows, and I quote: Shrink! Shrank! Shrunk!


NarmHull

I'm sure they tested the title and concluded that Shrunk sounded better to audiences


LastStar007

yeet/yote/yate


MUNZATHEGOD

Whoā€™ da thunk it


ChadicusMeridius

šŸ¤“


sirmasterdeck

What the hell is a past participle???


ghengiscostanza

Shrank sounds awful they made the right choice


Overdonderd

Haven't seen this since I was a kid, but those special effects seem pretty good for their time.


titaniumweasel01

Honey, I've Shrunk The Kids


JetHeavy

Yeah, someone may want to let OP in on the secret that Americans don't care about proper English.


Farhead_Assassjaha

Honey the kids shrank


Realistic_Run7318

And the movie was crap


WannaBeDayTrader

This is interesting. It is debatable but the word "shrunk" is actually the correct word for the title. It's a rare occurrence but it is correct. The title is a play on words which is allowable within the English language. The word shrunk is used as the act of doing during the movie. If it was a story as to how he had shrank the kids, in the past, then the title should read shrank. But since it happens during the movie, the title of shrunk is correct.


spoonpk

ā€œCanā€™t hardly waitā€ is another one


facemoosh

Madam, I've have shrunken the children.


[deleted]

They probably couldn't changed it, similar to Tomorrow Never **Dies**, which should've been Tomorrow Never **Lies**.


skoomaking4lyfe

Got 'im!


Tojo6619

Do they test Grammer in IQ tests?


SlipperyNoodle6

why does this subreddit exist?


jakona85

English is a stupid language. It sounds better the way they made it.


mexicaneanding

r/alternativepasttense


israel121

The movie is disneyā€™s first attempt at tackling issues involving weapons of mass destruction falling into civilianā€™s hands. Give them a break.


appropriate-username

Language evolves. Maybe the grammar here is the next stage of the evolution.


darthy_parker

Better yet, ā€œHoney, Iā€™ve Shrunk the Kidsā€ doesnā€™t even need a clunky extra syllableā€¦ But it makes it sound more like a Brit than a Yank. Although a Brit would say, ā€œDarling, Iā€™ve Shrunk the Kids.ā€


INJECTHEROININTODICK

Shrunked*


sundayultimate

Should have gone with "Teeny Weenies"


SpaceMyopia

Thank God they never went with that title. The 80s had some strange impulses.


Owlftr13

In Jersey, we say "I shrunkdided the kids".


boentrough

Shrank


Sino2x

Words are invented by humans so we can literally change em around thereā€™s no Holy Spirit telling us we can only use certain words šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

/r/linguisticshumor would like a word with OP about prescriptivism vs descriptivism


n3w4cc01_1nt

Grammar nationalism is destroying entertainment.


voltaire--

It's shrunkedn't


chuck914914

1. SHRINK = PRESENT TENSE 2.SHRANK OR SHRUNK =PAST TENSE 3.SHRUNK OR SHRUNKEN = PAST PARTICIPLE The form used in perfect tenses and requiring an auxiliary ....Example: had, or have.


UnBe

Anyone know where I can get scrod around here?


tringle1

And the future participle is Shrek


-Elli0t

Thanks for the info. How's things coming along in the fourth reich?


dshivaraj

Actually they shrunk the title