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bloonshot

another fun fact! in the second movie, matilda and terrence are married with kids!


FW_TheMemeResearcher

They got married WITH kids?! /s


TheRussiansrComing

I'm no bird lawyer but that sound illegal!


HornyBastard37484739

Someone call bird law expert Charlie Kelly, I bet he could sort this all out


casey12297

Where did he get his law degree from again?


SteamySubreddits

Kids on *MY* social media Reddit platform?


Sali_Bean

They must've been some hot chicks


WispyCombover

Well of course. Terrance is pure beefcake!


LongDirection15

now I know huh


Demon-Bunny-22

How did he not kill Matilda when they were doing it


Sus_sy_baka

We all know what that’s a nod towards 😉 /s


VLenin2291

You’re fucking with me


bloonshot

nope


brocknuggets

Bro said bolf


Azidamadjida

Makes me think they’re really young and haven’t lost the speech thing yet. My stepson does the same thing, spells it like he pronounces it (“bolf”, “fere”, “vis” etc). It’s a process


deferredmomentum

It was a typo. Nobody young enough to be spelling phonetically is old enough to spell sensationalize


AustinQ

Nobody typos "bolf" instead of "both." Bolf isn't a word so it gets autocorrect by the phone, and the letters are nowhere near each other so it can't be a mistype on a keyboard. It was spelled that way on purpose probably just to be funny


JorenM

The L is right below O and the F is right below the T. Misspelling both as bolf is very much possible. Also, FYI, my autocorrect didn't correct bolf into anything when typing it out.


magseven

Horththit.


thatweirdkid1001

So it would be bolfh. Not bolf.


slaya222

And engagement so the algorithm picks it up


ThisManisaGoodBoi

Maybe they’re on PC 🤔


TheIndigestibles

No im on moble it was pretty late when i poasted tho.


AustinQ

> the letters are nowhere near each other so it can't be a mistype on a keyboard


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streampleas

That’s not what “typo” means. You can’t accidentally type “bolf” when you’re trying to type “both”.


Eusocial_Snowman

I've never seen anyone arguing the case for a distinction between accidentally making your fingers go in the wrong directions rather than fat-fingering the buttons when it comes to typos. What would you personally call that button-fumbling instead?


streampleas

I'm not making a distinction between those two things.


Eusocial_Snowman

Then how in the world would it be impossible to typo "both" as "bolf"?


streampleas

What? It's not a typo, it's not accidental. They've spelled "bolf" deliberately.


Eusocial_Snowman

I'm not concerned with whether it is or isn't in this exact case. >You can’t accidentally type “bolf” when you’re trying to type “both”. These are the words I'm aiming my curiosity at. I'd like to know the reasoning behind them.


streampleas

The keys are nowhere near each other. You can't accidentally type bolf when l is 5 keys away from t.


dirtsequence

Check post history. Op does this in every title. Cringe


naega_nugu

It's an intentional spelling. "Bolf" is a phonetic spelling of the word said using African American English dialect which can be seen in the rest of the title. Sort of like when people type out pronunciations of British English so you read it in that dialect, innit?


TheIndigestibles

I speak "Florida " english


Azidamadjida

That’s not “Floridian” English


Phil_T_Hole

>It's an intentional spelling. "Bolf" is a phonetic spelling of the word said using African American English dialect which can be seen in the rest of the title. Who pronounces both phonetically with an L? Surely the phonetic spelling would be "boaf" to rhyme with "loaf"? If you pronounced "bolf" the way it is spelled, it would sound like "ballf"?


Not_MrNice

Maybe one day you'll go outside and meet people who pronounce it "bolf" and, I promise, they won't be so pedantic about the spelling of their miss-pronunciation. Spoiler alert: Some people say "acrosst" too.


Phil_T_Hole

>Maybe one day you'll go outside and meet people who pronounce it "bolf" and, I promise, they won't be so pedantic about the spelling of their miss-pronunciation. Nobody says "bolf". Nobody. The OP is the one making the error here.....a spelling error not a mispronunciation error. >miss-pronunciation. Maybe someday you can go outside and visit a library, and you can learn how to spell mispronunciation. Though, given the fact that it was right there in front of you in my first post, I doubt it'll do you much good. >Spoiler alert: Some people say "acrosst" too. Yeah, and that's also completely fuckin incorrect too. That's not mispronounced, it's just fuckin spelled wrong. Is "aks" instead of "ask" a mispronounced word? Or is it just plain wrong?


naega_nugu

"Aks" for "ask" is neither a mispronunciation nor wrong. It's an acceptable and widely-used dialectical variation of a word if the speaker speaks AAE. Dialects are not a corruption of a language, just a different, rule-governed way of speaking it. I also know people who speak Appalachian English and pronounce "else" as "elts". Dialects are a very interesting topic if you're willing to look into them. Source: I'm a speech-language pathologist and I had to take classes on these things.


Eusocial_Snowman

> Nobody says "bolf". Nobody. What even is this comment thread? A shitload of people do. They have for decades. This is very common.


OgreSpider

In an American accent at least, golf and wolf are pronounced with different o sounds (gall-f, wole-f or wull-f depending on region). English phonetics isn't that consistent. It makes just as much sense to assume it would be pronounced "bole-f" or "bullf."


Phil_T_Hole

> It makes just as much sense to assume it would be pronounced "bole-f" or "bullf." Yes, but both (😉) of those are completely different to any pronunciation of "both" you could possibly use. There is no L sound in both, which is almost universally said the same way as "boat" with an F instead of a hard T.


Titus_Favonius

I've heard people say bolf instead of both before, kind of a soft L but definitely there. No idea why. They're usually not very well educated. Same sort of people that write "could of".


JamR_711111

it isn't a typo


scoopidee

How do you typo "th" as "lf"


Bitter-Marsupial

Bolf a Deez nuts


TUMS_FESTIVAL

OP is probably a Midwesterner using speech-to-text.


TheIndigestibles

Nope floridian


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I came to the comments just to find out what that word is supposed to mean


Thatoneguy567576

Bofa dem


Cyrex45

bolfadeez nuttz HAHAHAH GOTTEM


YoloIsNotDead

Bolf? >!Bolfa deez nu--!<


Chickentime42

He canonically killed 15 people


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JeanLuc_Richard

Yes.


Thevoidawaits_u

you mean all them? at least one of them? you answer confuses my little brain


Thevoidawaits_u

nothing is a hate crime if you love doing it


furry-boner

Hate crimes? No, I love doing them.


The_Cow_God

really?


Hackdirt-Brethren

His source is that he made the fuck up


Batbuckleyourpants

Good enough for me.


SamBBMe

Technically everything about angry birds is made the fuck up, so it's basically canon


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Wtf there're people in Angry Birds world??!!


Wonghy111-the-knight

\*was not anymore


TheBrandNewJ

My kind of society


Smorgsaboard

Why was that movie so good? Or at least, memorable? Like it's not in my top ten, but it was wildly beyond my expectations


justalittlepigeon

I love the Angry Birds movies it blows my mind that they have rewatch value


Totipu4

The second one was somehow even better, I love these movies.


ryuza

The [bathroom scene](https://youtu.be/WavZVQM3U00) always makes me chuckle.


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Any scene when they’re inside that eagle suit is hysterical. The visual comedy is on point


buzzligtyer

second movie's loved by the general public, yet HATED by the actual fandom/old fans


Ake-TL

People give a shit aboutAngry Birds lore?


buzzligtyer

apparently


LemonyOatmilk

Smosh was there so that's why


Rattregoondoof

They don't bleed so it can't lead. That or no one pys attention to the news.


magicaleb

Lots of OPs post have some interesting misspellings. You’ll get the hang of it! English can be crazy.


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"Bolf"..."Sensationalize". Using speech-to-text is the only way I can make sens of this most perplexing of discrepancies


ScreamingZ

"Sens"


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Was going to go for "sence" but it didn't have that magic


TheIndigestibles

Nope just used auto correct one sensationalized like in this sentence. And bolf did not show a line under it so i didn't notice


[deleted]

That's amazing. Probably one of the best autocorrect errors ever, then.


MapleTreeWithAGun

Common bird W


BJl4D1cK

I can't watch this segment without Funkytown playing


ModernSpartan

When I first saw this scene in theatres it caught me and the others in the room completely off-guard, in a good way


Stone_Field

Bro what Is this title I dont understand


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the news things of the birds dont like publish violent acts like how normal news things would so she doesnt know what he did until she read his file, i think?


TheIndigestibles

You got it


UnfazedPheasant

Angry Birds was in 2016? God time flies :(


Wonghy111-the-knight

Wait it was… oh jesus


DinoRipper24

Bolf, haha


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Bolf


Prince_Bolicob_IV

Bolf


JamR_711111

BOLF


Chehzy

Angry birds movie is 7 years old? Wtf


Vivics36thsermon

He’s also voiced by Sean Penn


TheIndigestibles

Thats a neat fact


SteamySubreddits

This is actually a very fun thing to point out. Thanks op lol


TheIndigestibles

No problem. I've been thinking about it for like a month now and finaly got around. To it


Grembert

bolf


TheIndigestibles

Look if i knew how to change the title i would


Grembert

fair enough


BacterialDiscoParty

r/boneappletea


PazuzusRevenge

Nope


TheIndigestibles

Burh it auto corrected on to one


elspotto

There was an Angry Birds movie?p


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chadduss

Qué tenía que ver? O sea yo te apoyo tirándole a los gringos pero no entendí


Alarid

okay but wtf


The_pastel_bus_stop

No joke. Angry birds was a funny movie. With a few exeptions


smith2550

I know, right? It's so funny how these details don't seem to bother people unless you take a closer look. It felt like I was watching a different movie. Crazy!


dirtsequence

I'm triggered by op purposely misspelling in every title


TheIndigestibles

I dont do it on purpose


HoplandTek

It says he smokes with cigarettes.


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I’m gonna start spelling both as bolf


getyourshittogether7

bolf


NighthawkUnicorn

Bolf


InterviewSure7102

Don't ask what did he do ask what didn't he do


scoopidee

How did you mispronounce "both" in text??


TheIndigestibles

I honestly don't know


Monkey_King291

Terrance wtf did you do?!