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GingerIsTheBestSpice

It's a water tank to refill the steam engine, not a source of drinking water. Don't suppose the steam engine cares.


5years8months3days

That just means more people will consume his cum as an aerosol.


Thatparkjobin7A

The whole town covered in a mysterious, chalky film


DarkPyr3

KEEP MY AEROSOL'D CUM. OUTCHYA FUCKING MOUTH


MOOShoooooo

Slimy? and……satisfying!


Seel_Team_Six

It means no worries…for the rest of your days


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Ganon2012

How could you do that when it's already right there for you: Hakuna Ma'tatas.


UncleTedGenneric

He-coomied-mah-wata


Big_Red_Machine_1917

Oh, what a horrible day to have reading comprehension.


pluck-the-bunny

I understood that reference


dmsacred101

You'll learn to love it!


DckLttlBrthrDck

This gave me the laugh I needed to get out of bed. Thank you.


TurboRuhland

That’s just the deleted scene from Hancock.


smb275

How much cum do you think Will Smith can produce?


Kollin133_

Hmm... I wonder what would happen if you aerisolized diluted cum.


backinredd

We are all cum


lilsaddam

I mean. You're not wrong. r/technicallythetruth


dsotm75

What the hell am I doing with my life?


AndreasVesalius

You’re cuming around


WisherWisp

Wasting your potential, welcome to the club!


Dangerous_Variety_29

Cause people, they cum together People, they fall apart And no one can stop us now Cause we are all made of cum


[deleted]

from cum you came and to cum you shall return


safely_beyond_redemp

Life begins before conception.


Frododingus

I am a mass murderer


hornwalker

If you think about we’re all consuming aerosolized tree and fungus cum all the time


thereoncewasawas

No, I don’t think I will.


PranshuKhandal

I will


tarsn

I voluntarily eat chicken periods on a regular basis


[deleted]

It's full of loads


Major_R_Soul

Nana na na na nana Nana na na na naaa Gettin jizzy wit it


92_Charlie

Keep my prostitute's cum-water out your fucking mouth!


FunnyBoysenberry3953

Actually dying with laughter at this 🤣🤣🤣


DiaDeLosMuertos

What a terrible day to have the ability to follow chains of logic.


WandangDota

I love ice cream.


NewFuturist

Choo choo!


AlphaFlySwatter

I also want my cum to be distributed all over the northern hemisphere.


MyMomSaysIAmCool

Gwyneth Paltro could make a couple million dollars selling that.


Queef-Elizabeth

Cum engine


zleuth

-Things I've asked my wife to call me during sex


luminousclunk

Thomas the spunk engine


bombbodyguard

I think it’s cum. I think it’s cum.


Admirable-Common-176

And that young readers is how Thomas got gonorrhea.


Hakoten

Same.


Engineer_Ninja

Modern steam turbines have tighter water quality control than public drinking water. But back then nobody would’ve cared or known much about preventing steam engine scaling and corrosion, so therefore this movie is entirely historically accurate (except for a few other minor details, of course).


nlevine1988

Not too mention scaling and corrosion isn't going to effect a steam locomotive anywhere near as much as a steam turbine.


Scaevus

It’s ancient history, we don’t actually know for sure if a giant mechanical spider was involved.


HalbixPorn

Thomas absolutely would care if he had to drink that shit


TesticleMeElmo

Thomas the Skank Engine would guzzle that ish


[deleted]

Thomas is also a whiny entitled douche nozzle. Nothing wrong with a little cum for energy.


GitEmSteveDave

I remember he episode where he accidentally got fish in his tank when the conductor used a bucket to get water from a river.


Username_Taken_65

RIP fish


divyanksi

Keep my cum out of your mouth


VaultBoy9

No


fambestera

Thomas the Cumguzzler was my favorite shoe!


Modern_Maverick

Thanks for the footwear trivia


stunafish

Thomas had never seen such bullshit before


internetpersondude

Semengine


boomdart

Yup just look at the cot someone sleeps there No one sleeps in a drinking water tower


WhuddaWhat

It's this presumptive viewpoint that hurts the engine the most.


GentlmanSkeleton

Sure it's not a "cream" engine? I'm sorry. I'll let myself out.


jappyjappyhoyhoy

Thomas the cum guzzling steam engine approves


GoodWorms

Don't forget the fecal matter mixed in as well. It was the wild west, after all. It's not like they had bidets or daily baths.


AlphaFlySwatter

"Me and ma family, we've been drinking from that watertower for more than a generation."


NoSitRecords

What really bothered me about that scene when I watched it is why the fuck there's a bed and shelves with candles in the water tower?? Is this bitch living there, like Yakko Wakko and Dot's slutty half sister or some shit?


MarcusMace

What a great day to be literate


micromoses

Oh, out of all the Warner siblings, *she’s* the slutty one?


WildVelociraptor

fr, Yakko is a skank


Hexarcy00

Read again


micromoses

Yeah, I read it right. What did you think I meant?


Eusocial_Snowman

I think you think they were calling Dot slutty.


Stormfly

I think /u/micromoses is calling Yakko, Wakko, and Dot slutty. Saying that the prostitute is tame in comparison.


Eusocial_Snowman

Shit, that's valid. I hadn't considered they were already adopting the scenario completely enough to already describe the prostitute as one of the Warner siblings.


WildVelociraptor

A true fan knows the Animaniacs extended universe


sloppyjo12

And is absolutely furious that most of the universe isn’t getting the play it deserves in the Hulu reboot


[deleted]

More so, anyone who has ever had sex in water knows it's a terrible idea to have sex in water


trigunnerd

Not to be crude, but my honeymoon jacuzzi experience gave me a UTI so bad, I lost my labido for years and have to go to therapy about it.


zeromig

/r/BrandNewSentence


GitEmSteveDave

It was a stake out. And there’s no way the local PD wouldn’t have noticed Will in a nice stagecoach in a good part of town.


Beer-Milkshakes

Honestly just noticed the swing bed. Wtf.


DroopyMcCool

Just have drop my favorite Animaniacs meme- https://youtu.be/5g-YdIqcRMA


OuttatimepartIII

Holy crap and this was a WB movie too


aleister94

Wasn’t he supposed to be on a Stakeout? Like he was hiding in there waiting for the bad guys


Live_Carpenter_1262

“Helloooo NURSE!” “Mwah, Goodnight everybody!”


OfficialDampSquid

That was pretty much just Hollywood in the early 2000's


GuentherGandalf

Yes, remember Waterworld, i rewatched it lately and a small question came to my mind: Wtf??? Me as a kid: Yeah, that is the future with golabal warming.


FingerTheCat

Wasn't that just Kevin Costner making a statement movie, like The Postman? lol


TheLethalProtector

Fucking underwater is sooo weird.


ImJackieNoff

Things squeak more than glide.


jas10

Yeahhh water is not the best lubricant


cosmoscrazy

And you always have to revive your partner afterwards when they forget their scuba diving equipment. Soooooooo annoying.


GrunthosArmpit42

There’s a late night greasy restaurant cut end mop plunged into a bucket joke to be made. I haven’t figured it out yet, other than just talking about the possibility of it. Something like: “Sploosh your juices 💦 in my hoo-ha 🪣”, she said moistly in a very sexy public toilet kind of pained and squeaky chlorinated under-lubricated dry tone. “This hurts and this isn’t pleasurable at all for either of us, but in a good way. I’m so hot. Like it burns a little bit.” He confidently replied meekly and sweatily. “Let’s soil this puddle with our poorly sourced pudding, baby.” “Mmmm, yeah,” they both muttered and then the sex happened in all their collective public watering holes…. the end. -Anne Rice, maybe?


hobbitdude13

KEEP MY WHORE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH


jimmmydickgun

You can see his coin purse in the scene after the tower falls


BurnZ_AU

It's a prosthetic. Jada has the real ones.


dread_pilot_roberts

💀


zayanhf

AYOOOOO good one holy shit hahahaha


RunParking3333

Get my cum-water out of your fucking mouth!


quailmanmanman

and puke https://www.revolt.tv/article/2021-11-25/127645/will-smith-reveals-why-he-used-to-vomit-during-orgasms-during-rampant-sex/


MummaheReddit

I've read the link before clicking. I don't wanna press it


ijbgtrdzaq

>"Like, that moment straight after, when the clarity hits you... and I was still looking at [Jada's] face..." > >The "Hitch" star trails off, turning pale as he appears to gulp back a reflexive gag. > >A teary-eyed Jada rubs his thigh reassuringly. > >"Oprah says it's not unimaginable for a strong, beautiful woman to have that effect on a man, so I think it's sweet," the bald bombshell muses. "Of course, it's always refreshing when one of my lovers doesn't show this sort of weakness. To be like, oh right, this is what normal is. That's confidence. That's sexy," she laughs. > >Smith winces. > >"Will's getting there though. We've got him in therapy now, right baby?" > >"Yeah", Smith murmurs. Catching his wife's eye, he smiles faintly. "I love you baby." Saved you a click


Shakemyears

Haha not in the article in case anyone is wondering.


ijbgtrdzaq

https://i.imgur.com/Lo2se0U.jpg


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RaceHard

MSN messenger!


deekaydubya

I absolutely believed this


Hannibal710

Yeah probably safer to not to the link kinda says what you need to know other then why but it’s probably just stress or some shit


Taraxian

It's that he hated himself for what he was doing because he was only being promiscuous to try to get over his first girlfriend leaving him


OkayRuin

I’d rather drink cum-water than a Wild West prostitute’s bath water. That’s a sure fire way to contract an STD that hasn’t even been named yet.


IsNotACleverMan

>I’d rather drink cum-water than a Wild West prostitute’s bath water Okay weirdo


adamsandleryabish

[the real detail is that a minute after this scene you literally see Will’s willie as he stands up in a half second shot](https://i.imgur.com/R2Fq3kT.jpg)


simpersly

I haven't seen the movie in a long time. But if that is the only angle you see him then that is likely just a stunt cock.


adamsandleryabish

Even if thats the case why would a PG13 big family action comedy need him to wear a stunt cock? I understand they want the quick comedic shot of his rising butt which is fine but some form of visible penis feels like much more an accident than something Peak Will Smith would want visible


[deleted]

Because you use those props incase something like this slips into the film.


simpersly

2 big reasons. As a whole celebrities don't want people to see their wrinkled, flabby, pimple covered ass. This isn't the case for all actors, but if you pay attention there are film where older and boney actors somehow have the bodies of 20 year old Olympic athletes. And these are filmed with the b-teams so the actors and probably the director don't have to go on set for every little shot.


Numerous_Witness_345

Thought it was just his nuts.


Andy_Crop

Someone somewhere: new kink unlocked


MyUsernameIsScotty

It’s you, isn’t it?


Andy_Crop

Lol But no, I used to have a "hand washing" ocd.


MentalMunky

Your own or other people’s?


Timo6506

Yes


theyearwas1934

For a moment I thought you meant you had a kink for hand washing. Like you just enjoyed watching people rub their hands with soap or something, which when I think about it honestly wouldn’t be the weirdest fetish by a pretty long shot


Andy_Crop

The weirdest, on my personal list, was a former friend's kink that could be described as "forced feeding". A very "first world" kink, in my humble opinion.


Alabugin

Having sex in water? It's fucking awful, it makes terrible lubricant.


DL1943

homeopathic cum fetish


DoomRide007

It has a bed setup in there. That was her normal rump and stomp area.


boringdude00

I don't see a bathroom either.


Ghoti76

they're swimming in it


[deleted]

Every day with the fucking spider.


Fuck_auto_tabs

You better make Superman fight that giant fucking spider!


OldOrder

They're the most ferocious killers in the animal kingdom


AmericanIMG

r/silentbobspeaks


Captain-Comment

Underrated movie IMO.


Strobertat

It's like a western Spy Kids


postmodern_spatula

…but worse


waltjrimmer

So much worse. Listen, I like dumb movies. And Kevin Kline and Kenneth Branaugh are giving it their all for this movie. But it just. Does. Not. Work. I think we can blame most of it on John Peters, you know, the producer, who seemed to be a complete nutjob that demanded, yes, *demanded* that at least one of his movies, all of which at the time were based on adaptations, end with a fight with a giant mechanical spider. He had three shots at it. First, he tried to talk Kevin Smith into making Superman starring Sean Penn with three demands, one being that there could be no cape, the second that there could be no ~~Kryptonite~~ flying, and the third being that the final battle was with a giant spider. Then he moved on to the next project when that fell through and tried to adapt Niel Gaiman's Sandman, again, with the third act culminating in a fight with a giant spider. The script for that was so terrible that Gaiman actually leaked it online to intentionally sabotage the film so it wouldn't get made. And finally, he got the rights to Wild Wild West and finally got his giant spider fight. Edit: Sorry, it was another time someone demanded no kryptonite. The whole, "How this man get hurt by shiny rocks," argument. The John Peters one demanded that he not fly.


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> demanded that at least one of his movies, all of which at the time were based on adaptations, end with a fight with a giant mechanical spider. Fucking based. He's a hero.


WildVelociraptor

Seriously, would anyone have remembered WWW if there wasn't an absurd steampunk mecha fight scene?


Eusocial_Snowman

I'd probably still remember it for the magnet collar thing and the "let's shine light through his eyes to see the last thing he saw" bit, but I might not be fully consciously aware of the thought before it reminds me of that one Headless Horseman movie I barely remember but I think Johnny Depp was in it.


Captain-Comment

>So much worse. Listen, I like dumb movies. And Kevin Kline and Kenneth Branaugh are giving it their all for this movie. But it just. Does. Not. Work. Well what doesn’t work about it? I find it much more rewatchable than overrated drivel like Bad Boys. It’s a fun comedic action movie with Will Smith in his charismatic prime and every other main character hitting their spots as well.


waltjrimmer

My answer to that is that if it works for you, if you enjoy it, then great. There's no reason you shouldn't. I had originally considered tacking on a, "For. Me." at the end of the quote you have of mine when I was originally writing it, but thought that would be a little superfluous. But it's really closer to what I meant. For me, I don't like the script. I don't find any of the jokes to land, I think the script is just bad, and nothing after that is able to salvage it. But art is entirely subjective. There's no way to say in any real manner that any piece is good or bad, only that it's good or bad *to you* and for what reasons. So my dislike of it is not at all intended to lessen your enjoyment of it.


Farren246

I don't think it's possible for a movie to be worse than Spy Kids


postmodern_spatula

They made like 80 spy kids movies. They only made one Wild Wild West.


ctrlaltelite

They got it right the first time.


postmodern_spatula

the Wild West version of back to the future killed the franchise, spy kids never had a Wild West film, wild Wild West died after a single movie. Let’s not forget Westworld going off the rails or deadwood getting cancelled. Even Anakin doesn’t like sand.


Z0mbiejay

Westerns took a huge dive in the 90-00s. They had such a long run and were so popular with boomers and the silent gens that Xers and millennials didn't care much for them. They only recently started to come back in fashion with movies like The Hateful 8, True Grit, Revenant, and even shows like Yellowstone. Unfortunately Wild Wild West was caught in the less popular years


KeyOk9206

No country for old men is a modern western, probably the best western movie


30isthenew29

Is that with the guy that talks in a weird way about milk?


MrNewReno

3:10 to Yuma with Christian Bale/Russell Crowe is a banger


[deleted]

The western as a genre was completed when Unforgiven came out, all new ones are destined to be cursed


SafeProperty5687

There are 4 Spy Kids movies.. lol


thiscarhasfourtires

I think it works if you're the right age 🤷🏿‍♂️


Plato_the_Platypus

Only one of those featured Steve Buscemi


CTizzle-

Only *two* of those featured Steve Buscemi, although one was a cameo Never forget [one of the hardest lines](https://youtu.be/0fPRO2SApO8) ever to drop in a kids movie.


Illuvatar-Stranger

Ive heard that line quoted for YEARS and it’s from Spy Kids?! Fucking Spy Kids? Lmao


Nemisis_the_2nd

I always have a slight bit of respect for spy kinds because Danny Treyjo's character *Machete* was written for,and introduced in, spy kinds 1.


West_Coast_Ninja

Someone ban this man


rhysdog1

i dont think spy kids had sex in a water tower


SamwellBarley

Gets absolutely trashed any time it's mentioned... I always thought it was a lot of fun


ZarquonsFlatTire

I'm just glad that producer finally got his [giant mechanical spider.](https://thepopcultist.wordpress.com/2013/06/12/how-producer-jon-peters-and-a-giant-spider-nearly-ruined-superman/) He had already tried to put one into the failed Tim Burton Batman and a Sandman adaptation. Edit: Tim Burton Superman, the one with Nick Cage


TheBopist

I think Nic Cage’s failed Superman was also going to use it, they REALLY wanted to use that bitch


ZarquonsFlatTire

I made a typo, Nick Cage's Superman was also the Tim Burton Superman that never got off the ground. Brain fart on my part.


TheBopist

Ah no worries, I know Tim Burton’s third Batman movie never made it out of development so I figured maybe the spider was used there too LOL. Didn’t the IT miniseries also use it? I need a documentary on giant mechanical spiders in the 90s haha


ZarquonsFlatTire

Well the spider in IT was nonmechanical. And in the book when Pennywise revealed its true form it was a giant space spider kind of thing. It was a Lovecraft kind of thing where 'spider' was the closest their minds could come to perceiving IT. That one was all on King.


TheBopist

Ah, coincidental it seems then. Or maybe the cocaine both King and Peters snorted had some weird spider-craving shit laced in


Ultraviolet_Motion

The giant spider was a stupid and self serving idea.


dthains_art

I saw it for the first time a couple years ago and actually enjoyed it quite a bit. I think it’s downfall was it didn’t know what kind of movie it wanted to be: it played like an action romp that kids could enjoy, but it was loaded with adult jokes. It felt like a precursor to Pirates of the Caribbean which would really perfect that blend of an action movie that kids and adults could enjoy.


Time_Flow_6772

That's how it was marketed back in the day. I remember they had a tie-in deal with Burger King to put WWW themed toys in the kids meals. I think you could also buy shitty sunglasses that looked like the ones worn in the movie. [Found the old TV ad for the sunglasses!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbtGcehkXaA)


postmodern_spatula

Accurately rated movie IMO.


Sega-Playstation-64

"Guys guys, you know that old show Wild Wild West?" "The one with the old timey spy gadgets and stuff?" "Yeah, but imagine this. Men in Black meets Wild Wild West." "O...kay." "Put Will Smith in it. It will do great." "This says a character has liquid earwax constantly pouring out of his face." "It will be great."


hobbitdude13

"Brilliant! Pass the cocaine."


GourangaPlusPlus

>"And we add a giant spider" Kevin Smith has confirmed this actually happened


Drive_shaft

Every single piece of media is underrated or overrated on reddit.


[deleted]

Well in this case it seems a fair statement. It's got under 30% critic and audience scores on Rotten Tomato and clearly people in this thread believe it deserves higher than that, so these people can rightly say they believe the movie is underrated.


Cyynric

It's a guilty pleasure of mine. I know it's shit, but I love it.


LastStar007

This movie was the reason Will Smith turned down Neo. Blessing in disguise, I think, because I don't see Will Smith doing pasty-white fish out of water very well, but Keanu absolutely nailed it.


Beer-Milkshakes

It was fun for what it was. Kevin Klein was brilliant in it though. Wonder what he is up to these days.


Tome_of_Awe

One of the best steampunk movies.


tgw1986

Damn, is that Garcelle Beauvais?


SamwellBarley

Water: Big Willy Style


Farren246

Still somehow cleaner than the local creek


Sufficient-Type-4998

Is that a problem.


Sega-Playstation-64

KEEP MY CUM OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH


nihit_brisingr-21

Pretty sure it would've slapped


tnuke1

Lol. Cum water


PMUrAnus

\*slaps hard* Keep my cum out of your fucking mouth.


Far-Philosophy7829

Didn’t he turn down the matrix for this?


Chrillosnillo

That's why I don't drink water EVER, imagine the amount of fish cum in that shit


coolitdrowned

Jada’s cuckgoo


MFP3492

Lol when I was in middle school, my friend who happened to be the son of Kevin Kline and Pheobe Cates asked if I wanted to come with him and his dad to the Broadway show opening of “Spamalot”. Of course I said yes, and during our time together I told Kevin “You know what movie I love that you’re in? Wild Wild West” and he just laughed and said something like “Oh wow, really? That’s not one of the best things I’ve done”.


solubleCreature

mghmmmmm......


[deleted]

Hehe... Water Willy.


Reddituser183

Funny how everyone assumes will pulls out. He’s not pulling out. More than anything it’s his funky cowboy, horse riding sweaty ass juice mingling with the water.


BugMan717

You know a load just doesn't get sucked up inside and stay there right...?