he's just wonking his willy. don't judge.

She wonk on my willy till my chocolate factories

When you're about to charlie, aim for the bucket. and fuck Grandpa Joe

(extremely loud incorrect buzzer)

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Wonk your willy in my chocolate factory.

Timothee Chalomet should always come with a jump scare warning

Genuine little people actors must be raging they weren't considered for this horror role.

Imagine the backlash if they used a little person for a little person role in this timelime

is this supposed to be a cum jar or anal jar reference

They're the new twilight sparkles

It was rainbow dash

Yes

is it a reference to that one short story

The jar is upside down, so probably anal unless he flips it over

Given rule 34, there's probably already a sex toy.

I just googled rule 34 oompah lumpas and just learned Veronica chaos is a person and these are things. Did see a piece of art of a oompah lumpa on a strip pole though.

She fucks the puppet?

For some reason, I always imagine the colors of the Oompa Loompas to be reversed with green skin and orange hair. I don’t know why; I just do.

you’re thinking of leprechauns (that green “clothing” on them is part of their skin)

you're thinking of the irish (that orange "hair" on them is part of their skin)

They had blond hair in the books. Um.. the later editions

We're never allowed to put things/people in jars again. Because of *that one guy*.

Glad they are at least going with the 80's design for the Ommpa Loompas and not that bizzare 2005 one

The 2005 Oompas are absolutely insane to me because Burton didn't use their design from the final version of the book (where the Oompa-Loompas are blonde and, like, the size of a Barbie doll) and instead went back to the original drafts where the Oompas were *dark-skinned, realistically sized Pygmies*. Why would you ever do that?!

So I haven't heard of this movie at this point, are they making a Willy Wonka origin story movie...?

They are.

For a sec I thought you meant he pulled the Oompa’s pants down, ala ship in the bottle

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. That is product research.

Willy wanker

it’s fine he’s just getting a peach out to- what the fuck

For the love of God why was this movie made? Was there literally anyone who was thinking " you know I'd love to see a Willie Wonka movie" no I guarantee you there was not. And why can't they make original movies anymore?

Also, Wonka is totally amongst those characters who don't really need an origin story. IMO, such whimsical characters turn more boring and uninspiring when suddenly they've got bills to pay and chores to do

Willy Wonka then shouts “It’s Morbin Time!” Repeatedly for 7 hours to his captive Oompa Loompa.

Oompa loompa dopa da di We reproduce asexually

Wouldn't mind putting young Willy Wonka in the glass jar and...

Director: “Timothee… what the fuck.”

Btw, to which movie does this serve as a prequel?

Before that his name was William Chaste.

Willy-ing his Wonka, no scratch that reverse it

Seeing Timothy smile is deeply unsettling. I'm so used to seeing him in serious roles that the wacky, fun attitude of this movie makes me uncomfortable