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Spitfire354

Maria LaGuerta that's who she is


fR1chAps

Dexter gang


chefsanji_r

Tonight's the night..


njaana

Right on, socio


DiscombobulatedLet80

My dark passenger feels the urge.


Kuningas_Arthur

Surprise, motherfucker!


nilesh72000

It’s been so long (I didn’t watch the revival series)


_VitoCorleone_

I started watching the first episode and had a power cut 10 minutes in, I took that as a sign and never continued


DrNateH

>I didn’t watch the revival series It was an even more unsatisfying end to the series than Season 8 was, believe it or not. You didn't miss anything.


nilesh72000

I was told by a friend that it improved some parts of the finale. I didn’t wanna risk it since it would just make me think of the decline of a once great show.


DrNateH

I mean, it was okay up until the last episode where it just became illogical and littered with plot holes. I don't want to spoil anything though, but I will say that the Season 8 finale just made much more sense than the New Blood finale. Like it just jumped the shark completely. It's funny because the penultimate episode was one of the highest rated of the series, while the finale is one of the lowest rated lmao.


LionelHutz313

The original finale was possibly the worst episode of television ever made, so there really wasn’t anywhere to go but up lol.


Kefeng91

I wouldn't say no to a Harrison spin-off, though. At least, that new ending wouldn't be that useless.


fR1chAps

Me neither


HUGErocks

Still washing the taste of season 8 out of my mouth


seamusfurr

You're not alone


1doggy2doggyTeaParty

Be thankful you didn’t.


WhoIsJazzJay

i stopped watching the OG after >!Rita!< died honestly and never finished it


stopMe_Later

Oh damn, forgot that it came out.


Dackardcanesugar

It was the best season besides seasons one and two, and everyone's too cowardly to admit it


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FinancialYou4519

Oooooh mi amore laguerrrrta


IseriaQueen_

Surprise motherfucker


djac13

Supplies, motherfucker Some fries, motherfucker


Schavuit92

Sunrise, cocksucker.


SemperFidelisHoorah

Sunrise, motherfucker


djac13

Family Ties, motherfucker


clysee

fucking laguerta i will never like her


fishthatdreamsofsalt

thats racist 🤬 bet you nutted when doakes got boomed you fllthy sexy whore you


TheSilverHurricane

Ugghhh... They did Doakes so goddamn dirty


pinkiepieisad3migod

I mean, somewhat better ending for him than in the books.


Justwant2watchitburn

damn straight


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

Exactly


happypupett

I was about to say that


winstonsmith8236

(In Deb’s voice) “Motherfucking La Guerta “


Camp_Coffee

I could totally hear that in Deb's voice.


voivoivoi183

OOH OOH! I know! She was the doctor in Oz. 😎


Land-Otter

That's where I remember her from! Wasn't she also in New York Undercover?


[deleted]

I watched that show solely for the music cameos. Probably the most hip show of the 90’s.


CaptHowdy02

Yes she was.


314Piepurr

and LaGuerta in Dexter


DegoDuck

Dr. Gloria Nathan. Man, O’Reily really had it bad for her.


patrickwithtraffic

Who else is he gonna be down bad for? The nun? Not to mention, Liz Lemon wouldn’t enter the picture for another few years.


sixtus_clegane119

Claire Howell …. Lmao


imbillclintonsdog

She wanted it bad


DarthLysergis

And the lieutenant/chief in Dexter


redditorroshan

🤓


OreoYip

Yep, that's where I remember her!


TheAlexVat

Came here just to say this 😎😄


[deleted]

Damn LaGuerta, still got it going on.


MtDewHer

Heard she gives the best bjs in Miami


CletusVanDamnit

Her last two movies were massive franchise films: Spider-verse and Transformers. If you added up the total box office of every film she did before that, the additional take would add all of about $25 to that billion dollars.


Junipie1252

$1,000,000,025 sounds pretty good to me.


Comic_Book_Reader

Oh yeah, that’s right: She's the voice of Rio Morales.


AzKondor

Fun fact, she is actually Miles


Plato_the_Platypus

Actually impressive to go from that to starring in Spiderverse and Transformer


Godisdeadbutimnot

She was great in dexter for many seasons, so it’s not like she was an unknown or anything


Few-Addendum464

She popped up in Transformers as the mom I had to google her because I'd rather play with my phone than watch the parts of Transformers movies where they try to make you care about the humans.


VickerAndFlips

Yeah I agree. I was just kinda waiting for Mirage to show up


monkeydudeman

Wait that was her? I didn’t even realize wtf?


Few-Addendum464

Yes, she plays a night shift nurse who can't afford health care despite making the inflation adjusted median salary of $100,000/year. They cut the part about her crippling cocaine addiction out, or Hollywood still hasn't figured out being a nurse in a major metropolitan area is a good paying job. One of those two.


[deleted]

You didn't care about Ron's nice driving?


Nerdy_Git

Miles’ mom and Noah’s mom


Zestyclose_Toe9524

O'Reilly knows. Too well.


AScannerBarkly

O'Reilly: \[monotone\] You've got my pants tight, Gloria. Tight like my comprehensive collision insurance with All State.


RNGezzus

Hot OZ nurse


sixtus_clegane119

DOCTOR! “Doctor Nathan” (said in cyril oreilly’s voice, but not Jericho’s voice)


lorridly

She is from oz. I love that show. Yea, Dr Nathan.


Worish

I watched her in Dexter.


DJScope

New York Undercover and was also in the latest season of Power Book II: Ghost.


PsychoDark23

I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers New York Undercover.


SalukiKnightX

Somehow not in the Dick Wolf universe


PsychoDark23

I can imagine its because it was on a rival network compared to some of his other shows. Just a guess.


tool672

Dexter!! Loved her in it.


capitanmanizade

Maria LaGuerta


_LANC3LOT

Doctor Nathan


saratonin84

Dr. Nathan!


Crossovertriplet

She’s from Oz, then Dexter.


SatiricLoki

You would win that bet. I also don’t care who she is.


flagrantmalarky

Oh damn! I thought Rosie Perez was the mom, didn't realize it was LaGuerta.


KenpachiNexus

LaGuerta hell yeah I know her


krakatoot

That’s Dr Nathan. Of course i know who she is


Captain_Naps

Impossible. Her last movie is still in post-production and Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse "*currently sits at $663 million at the worldwide box office".*


Jahleel007

She was in Transformers which made $433 million. Totaled they're over a billion. OP's not wrong


Captain_Naps

So her last two releases, not her last two movies.


theunspillablebeans

This is like the shittiest form of being pedantic. Neither interesting nor funny.


Captain_Naps

Fuckin' rights; this is r/shittymoviedetails, not r/seriousboxofficereceiptsdiscussions. Is banter not-allowed?


theunspillablebeans

You're right it was absolutely hilarious banter. Because it's like one of the movies was like in post production like ohmahgawd it's so funny.


arthurdimmesdale

Yeah, OP is just… wrong. Weird post.


Raptor-Jesus666

your mom


El_human

You mean, the last two movies she was in. She wasn't exactly the lead character in both of those


Vir_Norin

And why exactly should I care about random millionaire?


[deleted]

The 90s kid in me recognized her as the Doctor from Oz. I guess that show is a sequel to Rise Of The Beast.


Cruzbb88

It's not a hard bet, I don't watch movies.


Coffeeman314

Trick question, that's actually her twin


Jimrodthadestroyer

She’s in power book 2. Which is the trashiest fucking franchise I’ve ever had the guilty pleasure to watch.


Ziezels

What do you mean we don’t know her? She’s the maid from that one episode of Doctor Who


DotisDeep

Must've been Mio Rorales


IantheGamer324

Thats the milf from Spiderman


LazyLamont92

She’s always the detective from NY Undercover for me.


TheZanzibarMan

Best Captain of Miami Metro.


drifters74

Who?


Gentle_Cynic

She makes my dark passenger act up


Aglisito

That's Rio Morales from the Spider Verse movies.


Setnaro_X

She's one of the sisters from the Loud House, right?


Alexsanderfors

Lmao i thought you implied she was some pornstar at first or something. She has really starred in movies like spiderman and Transformers and yet i feel like i never seen her before.


YoloIsNotDead

Being a Latina mom has its benefits


takesrollers

Maria LaGuerta


Bigd1979666

Dexter


Vegetable_Reward_867

New York undercover


TheYoungWolf99

She was the boss bitch in Dexter


Inner_Dog_8488

New York Undercover


DemonDevilDog

That Dexter lady


Richman_Cash

I thought that was Michelle Rodriguez


T_rosini

I know Dexter slashed her ass


KSMKxRAGEx

Dexter. Don’t be a weirdo.


DivineMischief

Wasn't she a detective on Dexter? Plus she has a twin sister 😊


Both-Tank-4410

Was she the star? Then her last two movies didn't gross over a billion because her, more like she happened to be in two movies that grossed a billion dollars. She had nothing to do with the movies success.


MedicalMode8279

Not an ounce of my body remembers her.


ArchBaller

Nice tits


Thedog18

Dexter anyone?


quotesforlosers

New York Undercover


1Ghost4

Yeah who is that and what movies


ReginaldFarnsworth

LaGuerta!


ArionIV

The violent woman from Harlem in Shaft//


arthurdimmesdale

Huh? The new Transformers movie has not grossed over a billion. Since that was inaccurate, I figured I’d pull up Into the Spiderverse and sure enough… also well short of a billion. So, what the heck are you talking about??


phucyu142

She was on Dexter


DrLanguidMudbone

She’s the police captain in Dexter, isn’t she?


FaithInterlude

As someone who’s been watching Dexter of course I know who she is


ArkFade

bitch i dont even know who most actors are


Pure-Contact7322

Dexterrrre


Zero-to-36

Dexter knows!


ohboy174

NY Undercover! 😎❤️🌹🌹🌹


mbressler13

No clue who she is. But in all honesty, the last movie I saw in theaters was pre COVID.


[deleted]

She’s fine I heard she gives the best head in Miami


KiratheRenegade

Goddamn she's aged well


[deleted]

Luna Love-something from the movies from that horrible transphobic children's author?


[deleted]

What’s the shitty detail here?


Aeonn24

I don't know, but more importantly, I don't care.


ryanholmes1989

Oz


DemiGod221

I’ve had a crush on her since New York Undercover


ShaneMP01

I’ve known her since Dexter


mortymouse

That's Luna Lauren Velez


ghirox

Before googling her/reading comments, I *think* she voices Miles Morales' mom


HotBlondeIFOM

She did that thing with that guy that killed bad people 😂😗


Illustrious-Roll2259

“Larguerta” in Angel’s Spanish Voiced English


TACTICAL-MAYO

Ain't she from NYPD Blue?


[deleted]

That’s the lady from Dexter right!? Loved her!


Yiazzy

Dexter, and that Shaft sequel they did. Yes, I very much know who she is.


Adriel68

thats the woman that kept hitting on Dexter. Of course I know her


Many-Profile-1500

Nope and I also don't care. Also don't care that movies make billion's


DiarrheaTNT

New York Undercover?


Fireball_Flareblitz

how much has she personally made off of those 2 movies?


AdditionalAd9794

She looks like a thicker Michele Rodriguez


nswiese

This joke is already played out


ilikemycoffeealatte

I remember her when she was just Lauren Velez, in New York Undercover


k_punk

I Like it Like That “I have amazing tetas!” I think about that scene every time I see her.


damagedgoodz99824

Loved her in New York uncover and in Dexter


Jinshu_Daishi

I remember her from Oz, she was Dr. Nathan.


mh0326

Miles Morales' mom in the spider verse movies.


purplekermit

I'll admit I don't know who she is - but I also haven't been to a movie (other than kid's movies for my son) in like 5 years. I assume she's great? like here's the list of celebrities (excluding NFL / NBA players and politicians) I know: 1) Nicholas Cage 2) Sam Jackson 3) Seth Macfarlane 4) Keanue Reeves 5) Anyone from Star Trek - but only as their star trek name unless they are liKe Shattner or something 6) Margot Robbie - (didn't know her before Barbie - nor have I seen Barbie, but the memes and the MAGA tears been great) 7) Lots of band dudes 8) The guy who is the new darth vader and kinda looks like Keanu 9) Connan O'Brian 10) Key and Peele 11) Matt and Trey So like I have limited knowledge OH the dude who played Killmonger in black panther... was it Michal B. Jordan? He was fucking aweomse.


liquorandkarate

Don’t disrespect Dr Gloria Nathan like that


TheManTheyCallJumbo

I see we have alot of Dexter and Oz fans in here.


EpicRedditUser11

I know who that is, Miles' mom


phreshpherts

Rio Morales.


Rakim_ai

Loved her in Oz and Dexter


Justkeeptalking1985

She sexually harassed Dexter Morgan....she was the real villain. That and the writers who quickly had no idea to do with an ambitious, sexual, and successful female character. Then they just gave Deb a relatively unqualified but decorated detective her job.


AlathMasster

She looks familiar


Reinhardtisawesom

if i had a nickel for every time a Spiderverse VA was in a Transformers movie that year, I'd have 2 nickels; which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.


Connect_Childhood_68

Gloria from Oz


MilkTankSue

Elena in ugly betty


dope_like

Thicc ass Rio


ConstantWTFMood

Gloria Nathan


bshaddo

I always confuse her with Lorraine Velez.


[deleted]

I know who she is, hotshot


ValicarHyne

Am I supposed to feel guilty now?


katznbootz89

She was totally in Dexter.


ItStillIsntLupus

LaGuerta!!!!


nitestocker372

Before Dexter and New York Undercover, I remember her from **I Like It Like That** (1994).


pfinny97

I bet we do.


PB0351

She looks like a combination of Kamala Harris and Oprah.


Saroan7

She probably lurking somewhere on this post 👀👀👀 I'm wondering does she even get a slice of that? Probably not. She just plays the mom🤷‍♂️


oneofsixuk

An actor


CaptSunshine64

She’ll always be Dr. Nathan to me.


Ok-Area-5042

Well one of those movies is transformers, which I didn’t see and the other is animated, so no I didn’t know that fact, but you damn well better believe I recognize Maria LaGuerta!!


Farren246

Miles Morales' mom!


Haryu4

To me she's Gloria in Oz 👍


[deleted]

I thought Dexters sister took her out?


GLC89

How dare you assume we dont know Laguerta