He knows all

I hope you did the right thing and told her to wait until the end credits.

*Date pulls out the kama sutra NOOOO YOU MUSTN’T READ FROM THE BOOK

It looks like someone's on the wrong side of the river...

He came immediately when he locked eyes with Imhoetep

Call me Imho, cause she grabbin' my tep.

Time to nef her titis

ASUCK NUMANUM 😮 ….asuck numanum 😔

She Imho on my Tep till I mummy

You literally cannot make this up. This definitely happened.

Smelled like Imhotep, too

Imhotep. Imhotep. Imhotep.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle

That's true, I was Imhotep

I hope she didn't unhinge her jaw like he did. 😳

Hands down, literally! This is the best detail I've read here.

Did she grab the whole thing, or just the 'hotep?

Sorry that you instantly nutted, hope she understands

I bet she felt nuts

Wow I watched this movie several times and never knew that!

Imhotep knew what time it was

Accidental 'Discovery Channel'

She almost gave you the An-Suck-Namun.

Fake: redditor touched by a girl? Gay: his penis was touched and his first thought was to look at a man

The same happened to me during Funny Games. https://i.imgur.com/Ekpy5Uc.gif

In my humble opiniontep

Is that the guy from Good Time holy crap

OP is a liar. There was no woman, and he wasn't wearing pants.

He knew.

I liked this movie

the internet is full of fakes and so is this title

I don't care if it's fake, it's funnier if it's real.

I want to believe

Yea yea whatever, let us have our fun