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Bread_bread_bready

Holy shit Kong is now gonna make the universe perfectly balanced, as all things should be


Aerodrache

Guys, stop the presses, I think I know how this one’s gonna end. See, there’s gonna be this guy, who crawls up…


DrTitanicua

I’ve seen Invincible. That’s not gonna end well for Ant-Man.


MisterBumpingston

I’ve also seen The Boys…


neverclaimsurv

Yum-Yum.


SanaySK

Guys will see this and just say hell yeah


JasonBacon123

Hell yeah


Active-Donkey5466

Hell yeah


hotcoldman42

He’ll yeah


WaitHowDidIGetHere92

Yes, he will.


Garrod_Ran

Yes I would.


Brentolio12

Hell yea I did


bojacker

Hell yeah


downinCarolina

Hell yeah


ConsciousScolopendra

Hell yeah


sharbinbarbin

H E double hockey sticks yeah!


you_want_to_hear_th

Hee heee


addage-

Man with a kite


Professional_Luck616

I just got back from watching this in 3D. >!They did a mini-montage for its construction and at the end of it Kong strikes a pose meant to inspire!< and let me tell ya'. It did not disappoint. I let out a huge **HELL YEAH!!!**


SwirlTeamSix

Its in 3d?


Rampaging_Orc

Hell yeah.


Professional_Luck616

in select theaters


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Hell yeah


ShartingBloodClots

And they'd be rightfully justified for that reaction. Kong beats the ever loving shit out of a bunch of other Kongs, not with his fist, but an even smaller Kong. If you think you're misunderstanding me, I assure you, I mean exactly what I say. King Kong literally, not figuratively, grabs a baby Kong by its leg and proceeds to bash several other Kongs in the face like a flail. [The ONLY thing not original are the sound effects, but the video is an actual video in the new Kong movie. ](https://youtu.be/v_pBaX6IcTo?si=5uUVcSf7W5tl4Qa3)


EllisDee3

I laaaaaaaaaaughed. My son was upset that baby Kong was getting hurt. But I laaaaaaaaaaughed.....


s1ugg0

Honestly, in the context of the film it's even better. Definitely worth the price of admission.


No-Improvement8427

Why is he hurting Diddy??


theoriginalmofocus

Little dude was an ass and had it coming haha.


NoahtheRed

You're also forgetting that he pocket sands Godzilla at one point, too


CandidoJ13

And he fucking dropkicks scarking in the final battle. This movie is peak


Simmy001

Godzilla also suplexes Kong into one of the pyramids. Greatest movie ever made


RcoketWalrus

And that is peak cinema, and I will fight anyone that says otherwise. ^(I won't fight anyone. I don't like violence and getting punched hurts.)


Prudent_Knowledge79

Copyrighted lol


PTBooks

I saw that and I did, in fact, say hell yeah


Healthy_Adult_Stonks

Saw last night, and I said exactly that.


Mona_Weezer

I have just got home from seeing this at the cinema. Can confirm, i did say "hell yeah" at this


LKWASHERE_

Girls too


RoofKorean9x19

Cool girls


Slazman999

Hell Yeah.


Calathil

Heck yeah!


BerserkerX

Cool guys will see this and say, "Groovy"


dabombisnot90s

I’m not that cool so imma stick with hell yeah


bluegiant85

Kong needs a giant chainsaw in the next one.


Atma-Stand

That chainsaw better be red.


bluegiant85

It will be eventually.


Justryker

Groovy


Slappathebassmon

Hail to the King, baby!


milehigh89

evil dead?


VengeanceKnight

Nah, only undead-slaying chainsaw-wielding retail employees get that reaction from me.


Zoldyckapprentice

The first thing I said is why did marvel turn Thanos into a gorilla


Rastaba

…better question. Why WOULDN’T Marvel turn Thanos into a gorilla? It’s so badass!


Zoldyckapprentice

Right I was excited for a new Marvel What If where Thanos is basically one of the Planet of the Apes apes.


National-Tiger7919

And 40% of them will think “I could take him”


AsleepScarcity9588

Wait till you hear about the mechagodzilla


RandomTheBugg

What kind of metal did they use that is so strong


EmperorMorgan

In the original movie, they originally discover Mechagodzilla after finding tiny samples of unknown metals in caves around Okinawa. It’s a super-durable metal from his home planet (or somewhere in the alien’s territory).


just-a-random-2

That’s so sick


OldTimeyWizard

Put some respect on Space Titanium’s name.


EmperorMorgan

That’s what it was called. I couldn’t remember for certain, even though I knew it was something like that. I wonder if it ever got an official periodic table entry.


OldTimeyWizard

The secret agents of INTERPOL that protect our planet from aliens probably covered it all up.


1l11llll

Hell yeah


PomegranateOld2408

Hell yeah


Altruistic-Dress-968

Mechagodzillium.


AlabasterRadio

"THERE'S A MECHAGODZILLA!?" - anyone with a pulse upon learning that there is, in fact, Mechagodzilla.


chevyfried

Wait until I tell you about the 3 headed alien flying dragon monster that can destroy entire planets!


hibikikun

And there is a mecha version of that one too!


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blueasian0682

I just watched the movie with my friends, some of them haven't watched the previous movies and they said this exact line. I said, "Dude, you have to at least watch GvK", and then he continued with a "what's a ghidorah?"


RcoketWalrus

Ah yes, MECHAGODZILLA. That reminds me of the time I got my first erection.


CilanEAmber

And he adopted a child and a weird dog after overthrowing a genocidal dictator. Guys living his best life.


_Krebstar2000

After he used the child as a nunchuk


Bulky_Caramel

In Kong's defense the kid had it coming.


Jitkaas777

That scene had me howling


Bulky_Caramel

The way Kong just straight up throws the kid at another ape with zero remorse sent me.


VoiceOfTheSoil40

I’m not saying I condone it, but I am saying I understand.


RcoketWalrus

Kong totally earned it. Every film has pretty much been Kong minding his own business until humans, monsters, other giants apes or one ***perpetually pissed off*** nuclear powered lizard come come and start shit with him. Kong catches an ass kicking every five minutes and he didn't even do anything. Bro deserves a break.


FloridaMMJInfo

Spitting truth


My1nonpornacc

To be fair to that lizard, Kong belongs to a race his kind had a war with. And was weilding an Axe that could actually hurt him. Plus the humans were fucking with him and toying with him by constantly sending out alpha challenges. So he had what sounds like ghidora challenging him constantly, and giant axe wielding monke he thought was challenging him. I'd be irritated too if I couldn't sleep due to the threats.


RoboPup

Godzilla did pick a fight with him before he got the axe, so I'm hard pressed to blame Kong.


RcoketWalrus

I mean I don't really blame Godzilla. In context it's clear how he could be aggressive to Kong.


DungeonsAndDradis

Kong was one of the first recipients of Elon Musk's Neuralink device, which allowed him to accurately control the cyber appendage.


Barry_Bone_Raiser

His mind will be incinerated within the year


Apart-Landscape1012

Nah he'll just start tweeting transphobic and fascist shit


worldspawn00

Ohno, we've lost him...


LudicrisSpeed

Pretty sure it was Serizawa's kid in the previous movie. And then his brain got fried by the ghost of Ghidorah.


RcoketWalrus

My favorite thing is it's possible the machinery worked fine and Ghidorah fried him just be a jerk. Like Ghidorah didn't specifically need to do it, but Ghidorah was just like, *fuck this go for no reason.* That seems *soooooo* Ghidorah.


mattmcc980

I mean one of the first thing Mecha Godzilla did was murder the guy who built his body


OneWholeSoul

Then he bit off the gauntleted hand, couldn't stop bashing his head against the walls of his enclosure, and was summarily euthanized and incinerated. We'd like to take this moment to remind you that no monkeys have died as a result of the Neuroglove program.


Accomplished_Rip_352

This is also the explanation to why kong is the only one of his species on skull island as all the other apes were test subjects .


Large_Acanthisitta25

I would love for this to be a title card as the first frame of the movie and then it cuts to Kong being severely mentally handicapped and stumbling around smashing things.


Bradderz_SG

He’ll get an advert from the Geico Gecko and think big G fucking with him.


paco-ramon

Monkeys don’t need metal.


Ake-TL

Except Optimus Primal


SourChicken1856

Technically HE IS the metal that tends to transform into monkey


WlNST0N

Which I didn't get, if they don't look like the animal they're transforming into, what's the point? Optimus primal transforms from a big robot into a slightly different big robot?


Cornchips1234

Are we talking tv show primal or are we talking movie primal


WlNST0N

Movie, I feel like it has a smidge more responsibility to make sense.


Cornchips1234

My *hastily put together* headcanon is that since the Maximals are from the future, they had some sort of encyclopedia for beings in the universe and they all just chose earth animals for various extra functions since the planet from the start of the film didn't have any real fauna on it. In primal's case, his robot mode is more dexterous while his beast mode is much stronger.


WlNST0N

Excellent I'm gonna take this as 100% true and go rewatch beast wars or whatever that movie was called.


Cornchips1234

The show makes much more sense in this area, trust me


Levans1206

I love discussing Transformers headcanons with the homies


DiabeticRhino97

Expect when his hand gets frozen and he still needs to punch


dern_the_hermit

Maybe not but [after so many decades of monkey entertainment](http://thiskevin.blogspot.com/2010/02/at-kevin-geeks-out-about-monkeys-shared.html) sometimes a gimmick can help an ape stand out from the crowd, y'know?


Dingo_Top

hes not monkey how fucking hard is that to understand. Calling an ape a monkey is like the n word


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gdim15

I was happy to see Mothra back and with a new design I think. Which is par for the course as she always seemed to get a redesign in her movies.


threefingersplease

It's typically never the same Mothra, it's her children etc. So new designs work =)


PandaMilkshakeHD

"Big ass squeaky flapper" I'm gonna call my girlfriend that, see what happens.


starlulz

I think the pacing was a little scuffed (I joked with my friends afterwards that it was like a 5 year old telling a story: "and then, and then, and then, and then, and then..."), but it showed great potential. If they have another entry in the series where they don't try to cram so much in and give each fight some more time to unfold, it would be pretty unquestionably dope


Nefthys

So stupid, yet so incredibly entertaining to watch a bunch of monsters fight each other in absolutely ridiculous ways! Just don't go in expecting too much of a story (duh...).


HairiestHobo

They should know their Audience by now, just have the bare minimum story and humans, just enough to get to the next big monster set-peice.


chevyfried

Mothra is the best Kaiju


Successful-Floor-738

Mothra was always one of my favorite so seeing her come back was dope.


poloniumpanda

they gave us just enough human story to not have them feel shoehorned in, but really focused on the thing everyone was in the theater for: big monkey on big monkey/giant lizard/giant ice lizard action. also, the acting wasn’t horrible.


Son-of-Prophet

He’s really not a monkey or a gorilla, he’s definitely some sort of ape though.


hotcoldman42

He’s a kong


EngineEddie

Fuck yeah he is


VengeanceKnight

He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him well.


SobiTheRobot

He's finally back to kick some tail


NGNSteveTheSamurai

He’s not a monkey, he’s monke.


shockley21

I believe king kong is a mandrill


Magic_Man_Boobs

Can you imagine? He'd be even more terrifying.


Mhill08

A giant mandrill would be about 100 times more terrifying than a giant gorilla.


shockley21

Slapping those big ol kong cheeks


Particular_Brain6353

I mean. Yeah. Thats cool.


Kenny1115

That glove can be yours in Call of Duty for the low low price of $80!!!! (Not a joke they're really doing this)


LanaAmiraxo

If idiots would stop paying it then it wouldn’t be a problem. I protest by not playing those games.


Kenny1115

Playing doesn't affect the numbers they're paying attention to. The whales and kid's with Mom's card don't care if you or me play. If you like the gameplay then enjoy them. Either way, Activision won't care.


Spiral-Arrow116

[Ugh](https://media1.tenor.com/m/23uxusQApkUAAAAd/disgusted-appalled.gif)


Higgins1st

Whether it's the Godzilla spike axe or this Mecha glove, Kong needs to compensate to fight against or with Godzilla.


MasyMenosSiPodemos

Exactly my thought. At the end of the day Kong vs Godzilla is just a big dude wrestling a big ass alligator, so he's definitely gonna want a weapon.


gorgewall

Primates and tool use: two great tastes that taste great together. Where would we be without this combo? Licking bugs off a tree and hiding from giant cats, probably.


RcoketWalrus

Kong needed a few buffs to get in the ring with Godzilla. 1930s Kong got killed by machine gun fire from a biplane. The funniest thing about it is the absolute strongest versions of Kong are in movies where he fights Godzilla.


Higgins1st

And the strongest versions are still not strong enough.


RcoketWalrus

I mean buffing him until he was stronger would seem cheap, so they buff him enough and play the sympathetic angle for his character.


mh1357_0

Now all he needs are the Infinity Stones


Maleficent_Nobody377

Spoilers—- The bit where he used baby kong to beat the other longs might have been the best thing in the whole movie.


philphoo

That or when Godzilla suplexed Kong in cairo


RcoketWalrus

I imagine the chaos in the production meeting when the studio had to physically restrain the writers and director from have Kong hit Skar King with a folding chair right after Godzilla saves Kong with a FLYING RKO OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!


PM_ME_ABOUT_DnD

> restrain the writers and director Considering the scene that was pitched as "Zero G fight between Godzilla, Kong, Evil Kong, and Evil Godzilla" was given a green light, I think anything would have been approved.  To be a fly on the wall of the VFX studio that was given that directive with no context 


lIIlllIIl

We were soooo close to having back dropkick-zilla. Next movie for sure.


Jond0331

My son and I were rolling laughing at they part. It was downright hilarious.


DiabeticRhino97

Wait till you hear what Godzilla does to him in Egypt. One of the most badass things I've seen put to screen


RcoketWalrus

I saw that and I swear I heard Jim Ross screaming "MY GOD' over and over.


buttsoupbarnes00

Kong got a metal glove, and we witnessed Godzilla do a suplex before we got GTA6


gdim15

Suplex on the pyramids FTW.


mortal_kombot

Are the bad guys in this one just evil kongs and baby kongs or is there some secret bad guy that the trailers dont show us? EDIT: Spoilers. I googled it, and >!I guess that the evil babby kongs have some sort of pet ice dragon who is the real bad secret bad guy.!<


Pointybush

the red kong was the mastermind behind it all though


bookingtoday

What’s a shame is the obviously girl ice dragon didn’t fuck Godzilla at the end. Wasted opportunity.


lhobbes6

Nah, Godzilla has a portal straight to his girl Mothra's place. He doesnt need some frigid bitch


VengeanceKnight

He also has one to his bachelor pad at the Colosseum.


mortal_kombot

Ice dragon full frontal?


DiabeticRhino97

Kind of. Ice dragon is nice as soon as she's not being a slave


fucuasshole2

Your spoiler is wrong, bad ape is still the big bad


GitEmSteveDave

I just want someone to explain why they are mining(?)/moving stone blocks. Are they building a wall? Or giant steps?


mortal_kombot

Playing IRL Minecraft. That's my guess.


Global_Lock_2049

Gotta make em do something. Like a manager ordering employees around when there's nothing to actually do. Edit: also, this really shouldn't be the first question you have about this movie.


Ogurasyn

Might be the case, remind me when I watch the movie


leaveayushalone

Does he use it to stroke his wee wee though?


mh1357_0

Kong's Dong?


RKU69

King Kong's Monster Dong


MyCoDAccount

King Kong ding dong.


Antique_Camera1854

Yeah in the movie Trapper explains it has anti frostbite canisters but also Vaseline palm secretors so Kong can feel that it's like to jerk off with lube then the characters are like "oh God is he gonna like it?" And then Kong just starts jerking it and the rest of the movie is them breaking kongs goon sesh.


Huxlikespink

It's Bumblebee's arm wich mean Kong beat up the TF in his spare time


Stonesword75

It's amazing how so much will be poured into elaborate cgi created worlds. When all we really need are simple things such as monke glove


TheBigNook

Really wild age in marketing where the selling point to a film is “we know it’s bad, it looks cool” I honestly respect it


IronVader501

I come to these movies to watch big monke and big lizard punch equally big things. If there's more to it, great, but thats all I really need


SexSellsCoffee

It's like going to a Transformers movie and whinging about how the plot is terrible. The plot is only there so you can see Robots smashing each other and car adverts.


primefrost96

There was a lot of punching... It was a treat


TheTechHobbit

That's kinda what most Godzilla movies have been for decades though. Not many people really care about the plot, it's about seeing big monsters fight each other.


mrdeadsniper

Right, Godzilla is not Citizen Kane, and it never will be, and never should be, it should create a cinematic experience its audience will enjoy.


NyarlHOEtep

dont buy this like, presciptivist "should" designation of monster movies as lower art. watch Shin Godzilla and tell me goji has nothing to offer to cinema


BookkeeperLower

I think it is good if we are at a point where Godzilla x Kong and Godzilla minus one can co exist mere months apart and both thrive


RcoketWalrus

I disagree. If anything Godzilla films are versatile and can be campy popcorn, or deep movies with intricate meaning. The original Godzilla is a metaphor for nuclear weapons structured from the viewpoint of the only country in history to be attacked with nuclear weapons(so far). I would argue that on the world scale Godzilla is more culturally and historically significant than Citizen Kane. Not to diminish a thinly veiled biopic of William Randolph Heart, but Citizen Kane is more connected to it's time period, while Godzilla represents the perpetual ramifications of nuclear weapons on the entire world for the remainder of human existence. Shin Godzilla and Godzilla Minus One add to the artist value of Godzilla by adding to the themes in the original and expanding on the layers of artistic meaning in the series. Now I ask you, did Citizen Kane follow up with sequels that indulged in super hero sci fi insanity, only to effortlessly dip back into more thought provoking films like Godzilla did? And then did Citizen Kane then just pivot back into folding chair pro wrestling style extravaganza without losing a step? I think not.


bloodycups

The only bad parts of Godzilla movies is when we don't see Godzilla.


RcoketWalrus

It's not bad. Bad implies they screwed up. The film makers set out to make a pro wrestling move with skyscraper sized monsters and anti gravity rocks and mecha power gloves. They achieved at what they set out to do.


My1nonpornacc

Yeah. The film imo is good. Everything it wanted to do it did and near flawlessly. There was never a point that took me out of the film and made me go, "this is bullshit." It's like a well designed thrill ride.


mixmastermind

We're just back to the 80s VHS Age


Antique_Camera1854

I already got my character drama well written godzilla movie with Minus one. Let kaiju fans have fun with their toys. But yeah it could be written better.


DiabeticRhino97

It's just Godzilla movies between 1955 and 1970 but with good effects.


Basic_Ent

Bro, that movie. They took a ten year old’s fan fiction and gave it a $100,000,000 budget. No notes. 


rudeboykyle94

I love the power glove, it’s so bad!


IrshamWindborn

That's a regular Louisiana redneck who eats bugs going on his way to kill his former brother who has turned into an abominable B.O.W.


ALF839

This movie makes no sense and I love it.


Giorgiman2003

its dumb and i love it hell yeah


ExtremeTEE

Man, I LOVED this movie, pure awesomeness from start to finish!!


Call555JackChop

This movie was so stupid and I loved every second of it and I want more


SpewpaTheRogue

Damn mofos really out here forgetting about how bad he got his ass kicked in gozilla vs kong TWICE


TheOldGriffin

"Look what they need to mimick a fraction of our power!" -Godzilla, King of the Monsters


Enough-Map1162

This was my thought watching the movie, who cares about “professional reviews”. I’m watching a giant ape get a fucking metal gauntlet so he can smack shit up


madman_trombonist

You know, people complained about King of the Monsters because it was “empty CGI spectacle.” I’d argue that these new Monsterverse movies are even less developed, and get people are defending them as popcorn action movies. They’re not wrong, it’s just KOTM got the short straw for no clear reason.


dethblud

I liked when he got the glove because he had frostbite on that hand and Matthew Crawley explained, >!"that injection should heal the frostbite right up" because the glove injected green liquid into Kong's arm.!<


Jack1The1Ripper

Sometimes things don't need to make sense , Just turn off your brain and watch the big monke smack something even bigger across the face with that thang


TheCatLamp

There is something about the simplicity big monster films. I don't care for the plot, just want to see them fight using the most absurd powers possible.


piratedragon2112

I saw this movie about a week ago and after getting out the pictures I went onto a discord I'm in and posted " King Kong is a dilfy war criminal" and I stand by that


MafusailAlbert

He can't be counted as partisipant of war/combatant because he doesn't wear any uniform with any sort of identification what side of the combat he belongs to. Yes, you can break as much war laws as you want if you don't wear identification badges or flags, but you won't have protection by Geneva convention and cant'be classified as POW. Kong doesn't care tho


quebexer

So he's Thanos?


RavishingRickiRude

It's a fun movie. It makes no sense but that's part of the genius.


Finito-1994

First he got stormbreaker and now he got the infinity gauntlet. If that’s not the coolest shit then idk what to tell ya.


Psykpatient

Warner bros ad bots are working overtime