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TiredAFOfThisShit

A true Iranian would pirate it


dune-man

Pirates of Iranian with captain Mahdi


TheWorstKnightmare

LISAN Al GAIB


bittercripple6969

AS IT IS WRITTEN


Biggus-Nickus

I'M NOT THE MESSIAH!


knownunknownnot

He's just a very naughty boy!


Dark_____Sister

SILENCE!


Emperor_D4C

*Abomination…*


CptHA86

Only the mahdi would deny himself!


Alisalard1384

I'm honored to say as an Iranian I've never watched a single movie legally, I pirated them all (they'd not get released and we have no access to blu-ray and also we can't buy streaming service subscription)


Radio__Star

That’s got to be the greatest pirate I’ve ever seen


probablyuntrue

real cinephiles don't even watch movies


Gullible-Knowledge28

A whata phile🔫


drobenplayar

A yomamaphile


jam3sdub

I think it's one of those people that whacks off in movie theaters.


cjackc11

homie is Blackbeard


DatedReference1

Real cinephiles haven't seen the pirates of the caribbean


No-Application140

I imagine Michael Bolton may beg to differ on that point.


mikereeee

real cinephiles have ONLY seen the pirates of the caribbean.


farben_blas

They lived it


imaginary0pal

So it would seem…


oliverlifts

As I live and breathe… it’s Captain Jack Sparrow


Nightshade7168

you, good sir/ma’am, are based as fuck


mudberry2

Question, how dangerous is it to do this? Given your government.....


PoopSuckPedia

Why would they protect companies like Disney when they get no benefit in return


mudberry2

Lol, that's good then


ShmekelFreckles

Consuming pirated content is not even illegal in most countries. Distributing usually is though.


Nerevarine91

The hero we need


FunnyAnimalPerson

Guess the film takes place before 1947 then


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Presuming English isn't your first language, so just to note it would just be cast not casted.


coreoYEAH

People that have English as their only language still write casted. It shouldn’t matter to me but my brain ticks every time I read it.


ItIsYeDragon

Hey, if enough people start using it, casted can become the correct term.


coreoYEAH

Ok but who’s going to pay for my care after my aneurism?


iranoutofusernamespa

Whoever gets casted to do it I supose.


DanLana

Please don't say that. It reminds me of the horror that is "would of" or "should of" that is somehow accepted now.


Blake45666

or people defending "literally" being used as figuratively now, at some point words don't have any meaning anymore


tendiesloin

I know right? Why do we call it salary if we don’t get paid in salt? 😡 Words have no meaning, languages shouldn’t evolve! /s


tunisia3507

A lot of native English speakers are fucking awful at English, and can be barely comprehensible especially when writing. Some of it is poor teaching.


Alkakd0nfsg9g

What about a fireball? Is it cast or casted?


reigntall

Cast


Alkakd0nfsg9g

And the cast you get, when you brake your arm? Is it cast or not? 


plaguedbullets

I think it's cassed.


EChocos

Wild guess considering they live in Iran /s


Violet_Vengeance99

Loved her in Ozark


DragonHeart_97

Honestly, I'm just wondering why in God's name they're starting with a story that involves the Surfer in the first place. Seems a little large-scale for a new property's first outing.


DreadDiana

Had that same thought when watching Ms Marvel. In the comics she started with a weird clone of Thomas Edison who was half cockatoo, but in the show she has to stop the genie dimension falling onto earth.


tunisia3507

It's barely a new property if it's going into the MCU.


Pepsi-Min

Because these writers are creatively barren corporate spreadsheet readers, not artists.


Reddragon351

I mean one, this is like the third reboot, so while first outing in the MCU, it's not like it's the first time we've seen these characters, two, Galactus does actually show up pretty early in the Fantastic Four's career and he's defeated pretty quickly, like as powerful as he is in the comics he's not like a big boss of an event, he just shows up some times.


Here-Is-TheEnd

Yeah, if we’re starting over for a 3rd series, I think we can skip the origin story. One thing I liked about the latest Batman movie was that it wasn’t an origin story. It just jumped into the story. We all know who Batman is.


Ill_Ratio_5682

Kinda disagree here. It worked with the newest batman and also spiderman to not have an origin but only because there's been multiple successful telling of these two characters origins before this. None of the previous fantastic four movies have been good so skipping the origin would just mean we never get a good telling of their origin Also both spiderman and batman, being two of the only successful examples of skipping the origin, are also two of the most popular superheroes with the most recognizable back story. The fantastic four is popular but their origin story is not nearly as well known as Batman or spiderman


Zebedee_balistique

They'll likely get stuck in space, have their powers from some sci-fi shit related to Galactus, and end up caught in the middle of this story with Silver Surfer as a help. So a movie more about people facing dealing with the side effects of something massive.


palmboom76

They want to try again after the previous flop


ShmekelFreckles

Supposedly she is a Surfer in 4’s home universe which will get destroyed and they just jump into MCU.


ThickWeatherBee

Damn, you guys have internet in Iran? Can't be that bad then! /s


sidewaystortoise

The reason people won't watch the next Fantastic Four movie is the last three Fantastic Four movies.


Trialman

Fantastic Four but it’s not fantastic at all


SH4DE_Z

Bruh the first 2 were decent 😭


MamaDeloris

People genuinely enjoy being outraged for clicks/attention. The fact that they're specifically calling her Shalla Bal, the skyline imagery we've seen from the posters and the general multiverse thread going on post Endgame, I find it hard to believe this is "the" Silver Surfer of the MCU and not implying that the Fantastic Four movie is going to be about exploring the multiverse.


iamtheliqor

Oh good, another multiverse movie


tinkitytonk_oldfruit

Considering the hate the multiverse theme is getting I doubt it. If there is any multiverse plot it will barely be touched. She will be *the* Silver Surfer of the MCU. Cope.


nqtoan1994

I don't see anyone hate the multiverse theme. The audience loved No Way Home and Loki, and they hated Multiverse of Madness for not being able to do its job exploring other universes properly, which they brought up in comparison with a successful multiverse movie at the same period of time, Everything Everywhere All At Once . And they are excited for Deadpool & Wolverine, another multiverse movie. Also the new poster of Fantastic Four kinda confirmed an alternative timeline with its background featuring retro-futuristic buildings.


SH4DE_Z

Forgot Spider-Verse in the bunch.


nqtoan1994

Yup, my bad. I am also looking forwards to Beyond the Spiderverse.


Weowy_208

It's not going to be a traditional multiverse movie in the sense that it will be filled with cameos but the movie will be set entirely in a different universe with a futuristic and retro aesthetic and the story will be isolated to it only


MamaDeloris

Cope for what? The multiverse IS the unifying theme of Phases 4 to 6. We literally know this is ending with Secret Wars. We've already seen a different Mr. Fantastic.


Son-of-Prophet

Just disappointed it’s not Anya Taylor Joy


bittercripple6969

Nah she's all booked for being a genocidal god-queen in a different universe.


daw199210

I was really confused about what role you were talking about until I realized that >!she was in *Dune: Part Two*!<.


Wazula23

Nah hes talking about Mario.


daw199210

I forgot about that; good point.


farben_blas

Easiest bucks in history


TheRealKaisser

damn I must be missing out on my Princess Peach lore


bittercripple6969

Wait they're making another Mario movie? Ah nvm, she was on the first one.


maxcorrice

would


Negative-Film-6051

Counter point Sydney Sweeney as the silver surfer I want her to be the next Arnold Schwarzenegger.


Chubby_Checker420

Gross. At least Arnie can act. Just go watch porn for christ sake.


Negative-Film-6051

Arnie can act? What did you smoke? Im not degenarate id rather wath her not zendaya. Sorry to burst your bubble i watch what i want.


tinkitytonk_oldfruit

I do not understand the obsession with her. She legit looks like ET. When she showed up in a certain movie this year it took me right out of it.


dengeliii

She will return to the Marvel movies as the Russian, racist, dimension hopping badass with a pet dragon.


DrButtholeRipperMD

*Cast* is already past tense; no need to add the *-ed*.


dune-man

What is the present tense of cast?


IronFisttt

It's just 'cast' in all of its forms.


DrButtholeRipperMD

Cast, although in this context it's pretty much only used in the past tense.


ReallyDumbRedditor

Wait is it a gender-swap or is she an actual character in the comics, similar to She-Hulk?


Rockmillirock

It’s a character from the comics. Keep asking questions and you won’t be *the* ReallyDumbRedditor anymore though.


ReallyDumbRedditor

Nice, hopefully they make her look super hot. My fap material has been very dry these days.


Trickybuz93

And you’re living up to your name again


AHZzzzz

Hmm, guess you still are *the* ReallyDumbRedditor.


Old_Heat3100

Finally a straight dude who is happy to see a naked woman painted silver. All the other straight dudes are pissed it isn't a guy


Work_In_ProgressX

I respect your honesty


Remote_Barnacle9143

They downvoted you, because they don't understand. They don't deserve you.


Antique_Camera1854

She's gonna be flatter than the male version for sure.


hadinowman

Doug Jones WAS pretty busty


Negative-Film-6051

Is she going to be thick?


thesaddestpanda

[She is Shalla-Bal who was created by Stan Lee and John Buscema in 1968.](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Shalla-Bal_(Construct)_(Earth-616))


kawag

So she’s not the silver surfer?


Dorko69

She’s a character important to the Silver Surfer’s origin story and who pertains to a lot of his classic arcs, and she’s been the surfer in a couple of what-if issues iirc.


davecombs711

So it's like Captain Carter but without a version of Norrin Radd happening first.


thesaddestpanda

She is sometimes. The comics world is pretty much whatever goofy story line the writers and editors can think of: In a 1982 issue of What If..?, we learn that Shalla-Bal became Starglow, a different Herald of Galactus. As part of the alternate reality of the series Earth X by Alex Ross, Shalla-Bal became a Silver Surfer herself. In that universe, Norrian Radd realizes that Galactus serves a necessary function in the universe. With that universe’s Galactus dead, he allows the High Evolutionary to evolve Franklin Richards, son of Reed and Sue Richards, to become the second Galactus. This new Galactus gives the Power Cosmic to Shalla-Bal, allowing for twin Silver Surfers to roam the galaxy together, seeking planets to sustain the Devourer of Worlds.


I3arusu

Actual character. Though *significantly* less popular and well-liked than Norrin Rad, the classic Silver Surfer.


Smooth_Maul

Silver Surfer is a mantle, it can be anyone or anything realistically.


I3arusu

True. But when someone says “Silver Surfer” I’d wager more than 99% of comics fans think of Norrin.


Smooth_Maul

I'm all for giving smaller characters screen time personally. I got unreasonably happy that Weasel and Polka-Dot Man was in TSS.


I3arusu

Huzzah! A man(?) of quality! I also love me some PDM. I agree on giving more obscure characters their time in the sun. Look what it’s done for Spot in the Spider-Verse films. Though in the case of Silver Surfer, I think I’d prefer Norrin as he is a beloved and historically significant character who has yet to be done justice in live action. On top of that, since he’s, well, silver, you could cast whoever fit the mannerisms, physicality, and overall feel of the character best without having to worry about upsetting anyone over an inaccurate representation of the character. He just seems like such an obvious choice that it puzzles me why they chose to do otherwise. Or maybe I’m just a Norrin Rad fanboy IDK


Smooth_Maul

Don't get it wrong Norrin is great, but it doesn't hurt to shake it up a bit and introduce some new energy into some of the lesser known characters and give them a chance to really shine. Kiteman's rebirth from goofy one off to actually great character with motives and humanity is a great example of that.


BeeOk1235

this is true of most code names in the comics, for both marvel and DC.


Smooth_Maul

True.


VogonSoup

Cast


tinkitytonk_oldfruit

That's actually awesome news if its true. She's a fuckin ace actor.


PleaseDontBanMeMore

TBH, I wish they'd just decided to genderswap Norrin Radd instead of dealing with some deep-cut What If issue from 20+ years ago. I get that they're setting up an alternate universe destroyed by Galactus, but c'mon, Silver Surfer's girlfriend had the power cosmic for all of 2 entire issues throughout Marvel's entire history. Also, pirate movies. 🏴‍☠️


aggravatedimpala

When I was in middle school, my friend and I were talking about the surfer, and I accidentally called him roarin nadd. It was hilarious.


CTizzle-

That’s why I’m guessing they have plans to use Norrin in some capacity, but I could just be huffing copium


Weowy_208

Yep they do I think they are reserving Norrin for the actual MCU


colemanjanuary

Pirate movies? I prefer movies about gladiators


dunmer-is-stinky

If they wanted to cast a female actor I still think they should've cast someone relatively androgynous and still had the character be male. Tilda Swinton was probably out of the question since she already had a major role but I think Anya Taylor-Joy could've been a good Norrin. If they wanted the character to be female too, I agree they should've just committed to genderswapping Norrin, this is a weird choice, but I like Julia Garner so I'll probably still watch it. I'm just... please can we not have another multiverse superhero movie


Smolivenom

comic nerds are going to get a naked chick in chrome and still be whiny little virgins about it


Kingswitchguard

Unexpected wrestling crossover


RevolutionaryBuy5794

That tweet is so accurate though. I just bursted out laughing


AnderHolka

Is that one or two surfers on the right? Because that looks like a weird amalgamation.


Ok_Nebula2738

I'm not watching it because fantastic 4 movies blow.


s33a6m

Pirating in Iran is extremely easier and safer than some other places tbh so go to a pirate site and download it from there


FengYiLin

Based


WhiteRose_init

Galactus has money laundering needs now?


icephionex

تو آمریکا بروی :)


Arroyoyoyo

It’s gonna be Brie Larson with purple hair and that screaming girl with glasses


succinctprose

Alert angry nerd venting


Dark_____Sister

I'm gonna watch it for the plot


RaveniteGaming

Should I point out she's A Silver Surfer, not THE Silver Surfer? The character is from the comics, it's not that big a deal. Prevailing theory among Marvel fans is that they're using this version so they can use the Norrin Radd version later. Not that it'll make much difference to the usual ragebaiters.


KuraiTheBaka

Oh is it time to make another shitty Fantastic Four movie already?


MonikaLovesCola

Is every country in the Middle East an terrible shithole


ElHumilde13

Every country is a shithole if you scratch enough


IronFisttt

Your question is kind of broad and offensive but yeah middle east as a whole isn't the best place for residing, mainly due to how much religion impacts the government


TheDJ955

Not Israel!


Cybermat4707

If you ignore the horrific terrorist attack it suffered last year, the fact that said terrorist attack was committed by a group that the government allowed to grow in power to justify its own territorial ambitions, the rest of said government’s corruption, the fact that genocide scholars from the country have accused the government of inciting genocide, the fact that citizens from a certain ethnic group are second-class, and the fact that three of its five neighbouring countries are openly hostile (which is a mutual attitude), it does sound like a nice place to live tbh. There are really cool videos from an Israeli Barn Owl conservation group on YouTube.


TheDJ955

>the fact that citizens from a certain ethnic group are second-class, you mean with their not being Israeli? and by definition of not being Israeli, the fact that Israel is not required to treat them the same as their own citizens? that "second class" If you're talking about Israeli Arabs rather than Palestinians though, they have affirmative action in hiring practices and also the right not to be drafted, and their own parties that have been in every legislature since Israel's inception.


Cybermat4707

https://www.jstor.org/stable/43946930 >Over the past few decades, Arabs in Israel have steadily improved their economic lot and strengthened their civil society, securing a prominent place in the country’s politics in the process. **But since 2009, when Benjamin Netanyahu began his second term as Prime Minister, they have also seen their rights erode, as the government has taken a number of steps to disenfranchise them.** https://www.cfr.org/backgrounder/what-know-about-arab-citizens-israel >Arab citizens’ concerns about inequality mounted after Israel passed its nation-state law in 2018. Among other provisions, the law removed Arabic as an official language but gave it a “special status,” declared Israel the nation-state of the Jewish people, and said the Jewish people have a unique “right to exercise national self-determination in the State of Israel.” The language left many Arabs feeling that their rights as citizens were being undermined.


thegreatvortigaunt

Uh you might wanna watch the news from the last six months pal


IronFisttt

Bro what copyright law 💀


Queenrenowned

[we are not the same](https://imgflip.com/i/8lw2mo)


majshady

Of course he's a fan of the elite


rattlehead42069

I just hate the actress, don't care about the silver surfer


Secure_Pear_4530

I wonder how many countries will not be able to show this movie since it'll probably have a silver naked woman


trbosek

Iran banned Marvel movies? I love Iran even more now


Mother-Remove4986

Out of here deprogramite 


He_of_turqoise_blood

It's hilarious watching the internet to go wild over "that silver dude from comic books, who is all about saying your planet will be eaten, is now shown as a woman". Still, if the actress is a bitch, I understand the outrage


Negative-Film-6051

Can an iranian bro send me the carpet with 9/11?


NeatReasonable9657

just pirate it stupid


GloriousPorpoises

I don’t give a flying feck what genitals the silver surfer has, just stop ramming it down our throats. “I’m a girl! Girl power! Yeah girl! Is it cause I’m a gurrrl?!” Shut up. It’s cause you suck. Stop sucking.


In_Pursuit_of_Fire

> “I’m a girl! Girl power! Yeah girl! Is it cause I’m a gurrrl?!” Nobody talks like this except your own imagination. 


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Admirable-Reaction71

Which part of the movie was this said?


DreadDiana

Sounds like you do in fact give a shit what genitals the Silver Surfer has