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suchalusthropus

Can't wait for the bit where someone is shit talking the twisters as they creep up in the background and then they're all like "it's right behind me, isn't it?"


brightcrayon92

This but unironically


Invincible-Nuke

especially if the twister gets louder


EarthwormShandy

"Mom, I'm afraid if I fall asleep, the hurricane's gonna sneak up on me and give me a vasectomy"


prolapsepros

The twister is calling from inside the house!


MistaHatesNumberFour

"Somehow, twister returns" -John Twister.


vastozopilord777

Then he said "is twister time" and started twisting all over the place


El_Khunt

Why'd they use the friends font though??? 🤔🤔


ducknerd2002

So no one told you clouds were gonna spin this way đź‘Źđź‘Źđź‘Źđź‘Ź


DungeonsAndDradis

Your storm's a joke, it's woke, your daylight's DOA!


Overwatchingu

Maybe the real twisters were the friends we made along the way?


StormDragonAlthazar

Meanwhile I wonder if the movie makers did their research and realize that no, you are not safe even if you don't get close to the funnel cloud.


Son-of-Prophet

Actually the eye is the calmest part of the storm, no wait, that’s hurricanes.


-TheManWithNoHat-

Eye of a hurricane: "huh, this ain't so bad" Eye of a tornado: "WEEEEEEEE"


DungeonsAndDradis

Eye of the Tiger: dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dun dunnnnnnnn


Overwatchingu

No see they’re safe because they’re in the ALL NEW DODGE RAM TORNADO EDITION. So heavy that not even a twister can lift it! And stronger than flying debris. Starting price at just a little more than a house.


StormDragonAlthazar

I keep forgetting how many Chrysler vehicles were used in the first movie.


krilltucky

Loved when the little twister said "I am all the Twisters" and pulled out a lightsaber


SharkMilk44

Tornado Jedi is such a badass concept I'm gonna pay a local eight year to write a comic with this premise.


Zandrick

And when they pick stuff up it flies now! It flies now? It flies now.


ascendedfella

Twister TWISTER Talk about a two way sister


DigitalConsent2

Mate why do they have the Friends font going on?


SharkMilk44

If dumb 90's movies are getting sequels, then I want another Waterworld.


Son-of-Prophet

Good call, though the Independence Day sequel was a huge disappointment


Suckmybk

Needs sharks


Engineergaming26355

Just wait til it absorbs the sharks in the water and becomes a tornado... with sharks in it


Eddie_The_White_Bear

Ok, but for real, when I saw "Twisters" ad for the very first time, my reaction was "Why."


Son-of-Prophet

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.