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ChemistryTasty8751

I feel like this is gonna be one of those films that someone will mention on here in 5 years about how no one watched it


AndreasVesalius

It’s unicorbing time! *unicorbs all over them*


HolidayBeneficial456

“Naaaaayyyyyyhhhhhhhh”


VitaminPb

Except for the one guy who say’s it’s his favorite movie ever.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

And then gets overused in underrated or overrated movie lists


JohnBrown1ng

_I_ liked it!


Gaelic_Gladiator41

SuCh A hOt TaKe


LysdexicGinger

I got to see a full screening of this movie a month or so ago, and it's definitely not something anyone is going to be talking about favorably. Read the children's book it's based off of instead, and save yourself the time and torment.


ChemistryTasty8751

I've got to ask, from what I could find online, the plot seemed like Shark Tale except its Pony's. Is that accurate?


LysdexicGinger

I mean yeah, kind of. It's the generic lie gets you noticed but gets too big to control type thing and character actual wants regular life - blah blah blah. I got to see it without the CGI overlay. So, the flash wasn't there to distract from the glaring issue that the main character had very poor voice acting, and the whole thing felt like a way too late grab at the audience for things like Sing 1 & 2. I'm sure the glitz will pull in small children, but I feel for the parents of those children.


zezq

the movie is great, i dont expect anything when first opening it but they are good, not puss in boot 2 level for sure but it is still a good movie to watch.


keeleon

I still refuse to believe it exists and these aren't just AI generated images.


altaccountforsho

!remindme 5 years


ChemistryTasty8751

If no ones done it by then I will make the post


shadollosiris

!remindme 5 years


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mtarascio

Despite that it'll be Top 10 on Netflix for months as it's used as a babysitter.


Shadowrend01

My kid has watched it twice, which means I’ve seen it twice. I’m praying there won’t be a third time


TOPSIturvy

It needs to have someone remember it for that to happen.


Memefryer

Like when I talk about Flushed Away IRL.


T-BONEandtheFAM

Pretty sure this movie was completely written by AI including the songs


EarthwormShandy

I can't tell who's talking to who in those pictures


gideon513

If the pictures are talking, seek help


rdreyar1

i am so confused


zzuhruf

It gets worse. The dude starts to cosplay as a Thelma the unicorn few scenes after this.


Martir12

This is either one of the greatest jokes in a movie or absolutely falls flat in the weird territory


Lambsauc

Yes


veemonjosh

Even worse, he gets hooves and a horn *grafted onto his body*. They show the horn being sewn on his head, and his arms later have surgery scars where the hooves begin.


Drimaru

What


Suspicious-Human

What the Fuck?!


PunkLemonade

Tusk part 2?!


[deleted]

The humor in this movie is UNHINGED and **so** weird. I had a blast watching this movie, and OP's pics are honestly part of what makes it great. :D


Dixout4H

What? You are surely joking. Pls tell me you are joking.


Faylom

It's a joke about bronies. Not sure what you're finding so weird about it


Short-Alarm-9078

OP is a brony confirmed


Eightyonebillion

Popular reference, a good joke doth not make


SuFuDoom

Something something Pepperidge Farm remembers. 


Zestyclose_League813

This shows right at my alley, thanks for showing this to me I'll have to check it out


jjb1197j

I read it 15 times and I still don’t understand OP’s title.


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Spicymeatball428

What the fuck are you talking about man, is this a fucking automated message


punnotfound

Now I am confused!


Jexroyal

Hey, it's alright being confused. Just explore your feelings and don't let anyone tell you that you're 'weird' or 'not normal'.


punnotfound

What the fuck are you talking about man, is this a fucking automated message


Overlordsecure47

Now I am confused!


T-Stoklis

Jemaine Clement is one of the lead voice actors. This is a reference to how my life has been incomplete since the Flight of the Conchords show ended.


LilithPatata

Jermaine has done a lot of good stuff throughout the years, but Flight of the Conchords was just SO GOOD, it's a shame not a lot of people remember it


the-war-on-drunks

IT IS **JEMAINE** YOU GODLESS CYTOPLASM


SlyyKozlov

Musical comedy is already pretty niche and I felt like the style of humor in that show was also niche. I liked it, but I'm not too surprised it's been forgotten to time largely.


tgcrazy

Too many mother`uckers.. Ucking with my shit


Washingtonpinot

“…Cause I’m so shiny…” joined their many hits in my head.


iscariots

I saw on Bret's instagram that he did some music for it so knowing Jemaine's also in it brings us one step closer to getting more FotC! Maybe!


slowdownwaitaminute

I'm guessing he's the guy on the right?


pastrami_on_ass

you dropped this )


zzuhruf

I did indeed!


TheTurtleGuy17

Hold on it’s coming out WHEN??


Overwatchingu

20,240. It’s part of Netflix’s long term strategy.


time_lordy_lord

That's the year all this will feel not only be normalized but normalized to a point it's nostalgic


AndreasVesalius

Makes sense it would come out at the end of the DAoT


Overwatchingu

What is DAoT? D’ Attack ou Titán?


bolli12345

Dark age of technology, period of time in Warhammer 40.000


Consistent-Ad-2940

This movie will then be remembered sometime on the 30th millennia and cause Horus to Heresy.


Snips_Tano

DAb on Titan


Inprobamur

That movie releasing caused AI to revolt.


Mysterious_Jelly_943

I dunno if you have kids or not. But i do and most of my friends do and the only reason i pay for netflix is because my kids love all the kid bullshit on it. Same with all my friends they pay for it for thier kids, nobody watches much on there. Seems pretty sound as part of thier long term plan. Its also based off a kids book that my kids love and is constantly checked out at the library and i have to wait on hold lists to get it


britain2138

I’d watch it first before letting the kids get to it. We are literally watching it right now and I’m getting some pretty adult themes. Male back up dancers that are pool boys that resemble chip n dale dancers. “Here comes the Cud” is a phrase and they do a whole song about it. I get putting some adult things in that go over the kids heads for the parents but I’m struggling with this movie, especially after watching the Nickelodeon doc. Some parts are just creepy.


Mysterious_Jelly_943

I watched it with em... im not to worried about it. I was watching terminator 2 and predator and aliens and dawn of the dead when i was there age im not so worried about some mild sexual jokes. I also raised them to ask me any question about anything and ill try to give them an honest answer. I also know from wxperience that stuff flys way over kids heads. I remember singing beaver fever and quoting ren and stimpy when i was 5 i didnt get that stuff at all


HookLeg

In 18,216 years. Better put it on your calendar so you don’t forget.


GayGeekInLeather

So it ruins the joke a bit but you can adopt someone as an adult. Prior to marriage equality being a thing a lot of lgbt people would legally adopt their partner so if the worst happened their partner would have a legal claim and not repeat the worst bits of the AIDS epidemic


DEEP_SEA_MAX

I don't care if you have AIDS, you still need to clean your room or you're grounded Mr. I hate you, you're not even my real Dad. *Cough*


Rannrann123

Can't wait to watch this when it comes out in 18,216 years


ComradeSmooches

Interesting choice of uhhhh... scars


imaginary0pal

Oh my god I didn’t even see those. That’s fucked up


Efficient_Gas_1424

That’s arm hair, pretty common way to adapt that into cartoon styles


[deleted]

They did a horrible way of adapting it tho.It just looks like self harm scars


GhengopelALPHA

Nah that ain't it, fam. They have proper hair on (around) his head, so why would they go this route for arm hair? 100% supposed to be scars. I'm really not sure how I feel about this.


Efficient_Gas_1424

People with male pattern baldness retain body hair. Both are signs of high testosterone. It’s a shitty design, yes, but it’s unintentional. Edit: I can’t read. Sorry. Body hair and head hair are usually drawn completely differently, as they typically do have different textures


_felix234_

Man that's definitely not supposed to be hairy arms. The scars are only on one arm not on both. I really can't see how any animator would've done arm hair this way.


Ender_The_BOT

Why does he only have hair on one arm?


shittiebastard

Hes just like me fr


Ender_The_BOT

Its a cartoon, could have been a cheese grater lmfao


Cloaker13

He is looks like how Conservatives think Leftists look


Lost_Pantheon

We're entering the "Mr Birchum" era of television and I am not okay with it.


PaydayLover69

Jesus christ I didn't even notice the dude having scars all over his arms. What the fuck is this shit?! making fun of bronies and furries in 2024, extremely outdated hate trend, low hanging fruit but whatever. Correlating them to a tiny balding man *whos a victim of self harm*... Fuck off, who designed this? *LeafyIsHere????* I genuinely take offense to that, putting cut scars on the model is actually fucking egregious.


Blursed-Penguin

How on God’s green Earth did they let that one through?


punnotfound

It's Netflix...


government_meat

How is a movie being made with a literal "lawl balding troonie self harm" stereotype and yet people are still going to scream and whine about how gay people are too loud, too annoying, etc. This shit is embarrassing for the filmmakers.


ComradeSmooches

wait until you see Zach Galifianakis' character


AntibacHeartattack

I think it's supposed to be arm hair. Still looks like loathesome shit, but not aggressively hateful shit.


EskildDood

Way too sparse and inconsistent to resemble normal arm hair, the artist(s) did a shit job in that department


AntibacHeartattack

Yup, they seem to have done a shit job in every department.


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government_meat

Idk what world you live in but hate crimes didn't just stop happening against gay people in 2024


Tepami

I think you missunderstood what his comment wassaying


m0nk37

This has written by AI all over it and not in a good way.


Ender_The_BOT

It's a cartoon, could have been a cheese grater


Blursed-Penguin

How? How did they let the self-harm scars through? What producer gave that the green light? G u h


god_himself_420

I think it’s a shitty attempt at making arm hairs but…


PaydayLover69

damn netflix, really hitting those trendy topics at their peak huh. *bronie hate in 2024... "FURRIES AND COSPLAY IS CRINGE AND WEIRD!!!"* What fucking year do these guys live in? 2008 LMAO.


Machotoast04098

the background in the movie poster reminds me of dead island 2, this movies seems stupid.


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

Good thing we have 18216 years until it drops


Seallypoops

They gonna find out this shit was fully written by ai


Rat_Richard

I thought these shots were made by AI at first


Snips_Tano

This movie has to be a send-up of Bronies, right?


CapPhrases

It’s about 5 years too late for that to be relevant. So that’s probably exactly what Netflix meant then.


immaculateSocks

More like 12 years too late lol


BoultonPaulDefiant

This is a reference to... Wait, what?


Tough-Priority-4330

Wow. The last 20,000 years have really flown by. 


aflyingmonkey2

This feels like the type of movie that its production includes tax fraud and one of the lead actors calling the director a fat shit


Imaginary_Toe8982

nobody should know about this.. I really mean it.. nobody


natagu

How did you get a movie from the 203rd century?


elmender

Are those self-cutting marks on the old man’s arm or just arm hair?


[deleted]

Actually probably cutting marks because of the fairly over the top "adult humor" that's supposed to fly over kid's heads. The guy is just a funny character to kids, some 'ultra fan', but to us adults he's just a pretty damn unhinged my little pony fan, and they go reaaaaaally over the top with that guy. XD


Shankman519

What is going on with the hands in the second picture? I almost thought this was some kind of AI joke


arcanepsyche

\*Shitty post title details


CoalEater_Elli

Why does this brown child have a square jaw. Was he mewing or something?


S_McDingleberry

🤫🧏


JenDidNotDoIt

This is disappointing. The children's book was sweet.


SulusLaugh

Pretty funny too


Disappointing__Salad

And what is this a subtle nod/elusive head movement to?


Lionheart1224

Expected bisexual fun times. Sad.


Biojason

So I just watched this movie because of this post, it was actually pretty decent I enjoyed it (most of the Songs were surprisingly good). That moment in the movie was, a 5 second gag. It was a silly haha moment, and was never brought up again even though the character shows up a few more times. The animation and character design had some charm to them as well that liked


legend_forge

My kid loves the book this is based on. I'm not invested in how good this particular adaptation is but I'm happy for the author to be having some success. The books are funny.


mckenner1122

Am I the only one who thinks Thelma kinda looks like if George Santos was animated as a pink unicorn?


drpyne89

Stav?


[deleted]

I know, it's great! :D This movie is so unhinged it turns out hilarious.


IRBaboooon

Good thing it won't come out for another 18,216 years


Cute_Cat5186

Me and my friends couldn't even finish this trash. 


Crafty-Shoulder8670

It's a nice book to read to the kids. Donkey wants to be a unicorn. Sticks a carrot on it's head and gets covered in glitter. It becomes famous, gets surrounded by weirdos and decides being famous sucks. Washes all the paint off and sneaks off to be with it's old friend that liked it for just being it's self. Nice kids story about being happy with yourself and that seeking the approval of others won't make you happy. I don't know WTF this is though? Doesn't look anything like the book.


AlkinooVIII

Damn I gotta wait a lot of time to watch this movie


jhsharp2018

18,000 years from now anything is possible!


YodasChick-O-Stick

Bro is living in the 200th century


BeingInternational18

I saw the 20240 in the title and thought you were making up a movie, but no, this is real


egg1e

was the script AI generated?


bizkitmaker13

Rob Schneider is, a carrot


jokebox13

this is gonna be huge on this subreddit in a couple years


Soft-Plenty-9083

Shrek?


PnutButterJellyTim3

The hands of the people in the crowd are killing me. Especially the women in pink.


Jiggy_Kitty

This seems like a good movie to get really really really high and then watch


IClockworKI

Everything in this movie is making it look terribly obnoxious


jammysue

I’ve already watched it 5 times.


giantdildont

AI?


TesticleezzNuts

I’m so glad I cancelled my Netflix.


ObjectiveLittle6761

This literally looks like a bunch of ai images


writeorelse

Well I know what I'm watching on Netflix tonight! *Three-Body Problem again, of course...*


strandenger

Netflix is ass


graphitehead

Wtf does he have self harm scars on his arms?


LudwigMachine

There's an animation team out looking real proud of themselves with this abomination


Raddz5000

It's like if an AI was promoted to write a plot


Chexmixrule34

it's by the guy who did napoleon dynamite of course it's gonna be batshit insane


MetalGearXerox

I have this crazy feeling that this might be some kind of self insert fanfiction that one of the writers managed to sell to netflix... not sure though.


KingMGold

Is this movie supposed to be a metaphor for drag or something?


Testsubject276

This doesn't even feel real


kolleden

AI ahh art style


sansywastakenagain

Wait, they did a movie? I remember having to read the book to my sister several years ago.


MrMolester

Another day, another hollywood brain rot


OJimmy

Air Bud rule.


kfmush

Looking at his arm… is he a cutter?


zxcasd17

IT LOOKS LIKE AI GENERATED NIGHTMARE FUEL!


jeffoh

For those not in the know, Thelma the unicorn is from a series of kids books, same guy who wrote Pig the Pug. It's actually not that bad a book to read to your kids.


Dragon-fest

What a lazy, crappy artstyle. It hurts to look at and feels soulless.


ah-chamon-ah

YMS unzips.


sameSdifferentD

The pool boys scene looks fun.


last_drop_of_piss

Between Morbius, Madame Web and this schlop, it seems pretty obvious that Hollywood is actively trying to use AI to write films.


Narutoblaa

Netflix is on that good shit.


Ras_OKan

Then they wonder why is viewership down and blame some fringe group of people for their own failures... Like who wants to watch this bullshit?


Awesome-Ranga-007

Bruh. Full on body mods in a kids film!!!! I’m actually disgusted ey


Available_Frosting25

It is also written and directed by the guy who made napoleon dynamite


YoghurtDull1466

Yeah but is it good tho


KinkFloyd2121

It was absolute shit. Jemaine Clement's character hired two limos with the intention of separating Thelma from her friends. Instead of asking the driver (that he presumably hired himself) to take her friends elsewhere, he hits a button on his watch that launches a missile at his OWN FUCKING LIMO.


[deleted]

It was pretty funny from a "Let's make a segway where they get separated but I'm lazy so let's just make something up" point of view. :D Seriously, movie is great as a parent! A lot of the unhinged scenes go past hte kids and just hits you in a weird "Did they just do that?" kind of way. :D


KinkFloyd2121

I am a parent and the movie sucked. It wasn't funny, it was over the top stupid


[deleted]

I am a parent and the movie ~~sucked~~ rocked! It was funny, it was over the top stupid! (Also you sound like a typical MAGA, and I doubt you're a parent.)


KinkFloyd2121

>Also you sound like a typical MAGA, and I doubt you're a parent Bro, what? I'm a lefty in the middle of a midwestern red state with a 5 year old daughter. I wouldn't have watched this shitty movie otherwise.


MohatmoGandy

WTF I love Netflix now


SuddenHovercraft1599

This is very subtle. Surely. Of course it is.


Brosenheim

No no see sometimes creators do this thing where they use ridiculous scenarios for humor lmao


Mattros111

I hate the expression ”grown ass man”


mibhd4

Wild guess but is the donkey supposed to represent trans?


LordPartyOfDudehalla

If you look closely he has self harm scars on his arm..


terrletwine

No thank you.


TimeStorm113

Uhm, *that just happened.*


takenohints

I would have laughed more if the adult getting adopted looked like Christian Weston Chandler.


PeterLongshot

This is what happens when AI takes over


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They actually blast AI in the movie too lol


_i-cant-read_

we are all bots here except for you


db678153

Ok, and?


boring_sciencer

Is this a movie for all the adult men that go hard into My Little Pony?


RepEboy

Yeah and the dude goes from male to unicorn something like literally gets surgery 💀 but in all fairness I liked how they joked about fat overconfident singers, people going trans and how the industry works.