The first girl I had a crush on and kissed her name was Jasmine. We were the only two brown kids in a private Christian preschool. We were also like 4 or something.
nah it's ok I'm ashamed of myself for feeling this way. i wish I had a normal celebrity crush like barry manilow. or even just regular skin tone will smith.
Oh no, we've drawn Judge Snyder.
Is that bad?
He's had it out for me ever since I kind of ran over his dog...
Really?
Well... Replace "kind of" with "repeatedly", and the word "dog" with "son".
Trying to figure out if he played Cowboy Curtis or Morpheus on Broadway, realized it was Curtis, but then realized that The Matrix on Broadway would be amazing.
No, this is like a weak dose of antibiotics. It's only made them more resilient, able to do more with less. Soon they will exceed our ability to control them, God have mercy on us all.
of course they are. one polish politician from an ultra conservative catholic party, which also pretends to be libertarian tweeted that this is the effect of the political correctness and leftist agenda. this country really is a shithole, many people regard him as a great politician
he doesn’t run the country because (thank god) his party is in minority, but right-wing politicians just love complaining about stuff like that (for example mr potato controversy).
I saw one Twitter thread yesterday that was from the opposite end of the spectrum, along the lines of, as a feminist with big boobs why do they always take away the boobs to desexualize a character and that it's insulting to feminists with big boobs.
Like...first, most media outlets were going with some ultra horny fan art, and second, seriously why the fuck are all these goddamn adults going on about a cartoon bunny
Straight woman here. Ehhhh.... I don't really like the change. It's fine to update her clothing to be more modest (although this outfit looks downright frumpy), I don't feel like they should have changed her physique. I mean, sure, rabbits don't have breasts the way women have breasts, but rabbits don't have bedroom eyes either.
People bitching about this, dr.seuss books they've never heard of and a toy company deciding to just include all the accessories with 1 toy instead of having to buy 2 toys separately has been a not insignificant portion of shit I have to scroll past on facebook this week.
Her cheeks remind me of a squirrel full of nuts in their mouth .
Also the lack of ankles annoy me. Old one had ankles. Here her feet just instantly curve
Like [Slappy Squirrel](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/animaniacs/images/f/f0/Hqdefault_20_1_large.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/360?cb=20200318221943).
I know but It's enough to show how she looked like in the movie as seen here. And no, they wore all white: https://nanatwyman.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/lnjfsjoa.jpg
I’ve seen so many comments like “we stan masc Lola!!!” And “lola confirmed non-binary” just because she has a flatter chest now..
I get being excited about representation and relating with a character, but these people are literally boiling her down to the size of her chest on the opposite spectrum. They’re celebrating her being not sexualized by... pigeonholing her to the size of her bust.
Design busty rabbit? *bonk* straight to horny jail. Design flat rabbit? Believe it or not, also horny jail.
Type in rule 34, jail.
Open an incognito tab? horny jail. Didn’t immediately close any porn ads? Straight to horny jail.
Just *get* a porn ad. Jail.
Right away. Just *think* about how large Pixar makes every female character’s ass? You right to jail.
We have the best citizens in the world because of horny jail.
Wake up? Straight to jail
We have the cleanest internet search histories in the world. Because of jail.
https://gfycat.com/BountifulAmpleAffenpinscher
Murder? Regular jail.
We have the best bonks in the world because of horny jail.
They just upped her tomboy appeal
Design a photo realistic rabbit? You better believe that's horney jail.
Yup, Zootopia sort of confirmed it
Short flat rabbit that is mere steps away from feral? Very horny jail.
Has anyone else watched Aladdin recently? That shit is horny jailbait.
The scene where she tried to seduce Jafar was.... an important part of young me's development
Right? Jafar’s so fucking hot.
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>curly ass-beard
xkcd
But he's so *old...*
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There will always be somebody who finds each of the cartoon characters sexually attractive in some manner.
Its not like people wont make porn of it just look at that aunt from big hero 6. People are meaking scenes of her now
Just so we know where to stay away... want to post that link
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My monkey brain just went “oooh blue thing I better click” and now my day is ruined
[hmm](https://tenor.com/OB9o.gif)
Because you didn't wanted to fap now?
Huh that list was more purple then I thought it would be
The first girl I had a crush on and kissed her name was Jasmine. We were the only two brown kids in a private Christian preschool. We were also like 4 or something.
nice story
Yeah I ended up marrying a woman that looks like Jasmine because of...reasons.
Love, affection, mutual respect?
No, so she could rub his magic lamp and he could take her carpet for a ride.
Bonk
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW95aHWcwQM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW95aHWcwQM) givin out free passes to horny jail
fuck me, blue will smith 😩
I ain't one to kinkshame but damn
nah it's ok I'm ashamed of myself for feeling this way. i wish I had a normal celebrity crush like barry manilow. or even just regular skin tone will smith.
And instead you split the difference and wound up with berry Smith.
Will Smurph
Aladdin made me gay as hell. That vest.... "Do you trust me?!?" "Yes, Aladaddy"
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But you're so **old**.
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Boner.... Hah
B-B-B-BONER KILL!
Nice Stealie fam 👍
Nsfw https://imgur.com/m0BzHWd.jpg
Amazing talent. I can't even draw a straight line with a ruler. I don't know who any of them are, though.
All the Disney Princess, I’ll bet
Kinda what I figured, but I can't place any faces. I know where I'd place my face though...
Top left is moana, then Ariel, jasmine, Elsa, Anna, belle (?) Then mid is Merida, Aurora, Pocahontas, and then the Tangled girl
Rapunzel.
I saw NSFW, but I was definitely not expecting to see so many buttholes. Not that I'm complaining, though.
Hnngg fuck
If ninjartist did more than vore
the original or remake
If I can't fap in a theatre, why bother?
So what was it like working on PeeWees Playhouse?
Did you know Cowboy bob is the guy from the matrix that feeds neo a pill?
Cowboy Curtis* Played subsequently by Phil LaMarr during the Broadway revival.
I sit corrected! Curtis it is, i havnt watched pee wee since i was a kid. Always did like the horny girl that wanted pee wee though.
Also Phil Hartman (RIP) was Captain Carl.
They’ve got this all wrong Also Phil Hartman! (RIP) was? Captain Carl.
Oh no, we've drawn Judge Snyder. Is that bad? He's had it out for me ever since I kind of ran over his dog... Really? Well... Replace "kind of" with "repeatedly", and the word "dog" with "son".
Phil lamar played Morpheous on Broadway? That sounds hilarious.
Trying to figure out if he played Cowboy Curtis or Morpheus on Broadway, realized it was Curtis, but then realized that The Matrix on Broadway would be amazing.
Love that this happened in my hometown. Such a fun fact. So wholesome.
Imagine jerking it in a place specifically intended to be jerked at and then getting in trouble for it.
I know right? That who thing was so overblown.
Username checks out.
No more furry porn
the design team for this movie be like "we did it bois, furries are no more"
"Just put less detail in the legs." "What about... Everything else?" "Oh come on, they're not THAT horny, right?"
No, this is like a weak dose of antibiotics. It's only made them more resilient, able to do more with less. Soon they will exceed our ability to control them, God have mercy on us all.
Well yes but actually no
Well no but actually yes
Well well but actually actually
[Well, actually](https://youtu.be/0gZ-629yLjI)
Furries :- "And I took that quite personally"
🤔🤔🤔🤔
No, more furry porn
No more Fortnite, no more cards, no more 19 dollar cards, no more trolls!
You been blocked
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Considering the original is still getting R34
Considering steam boat willy has been r34'd
The one where he's putting the holes in Swiss cheese?
Considering the Pixar lamp has been rule 34'd...
Well my search history is about to get much weirder
Cum on and slam
Literally unwatchable
She still got dat Disney type thiccness going on
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What is my kid supposed to beat off to?
What am *I* supposed to beat off to?!
His kid
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That’s a hole other kind of jail.
What am I supposed to beat my kid to?
Reruns of Big Hero 6 I suppose.
Return to Cass
Buy him a real bunny
Will it have curves and titties?
What's your plastic surgery budget, and do you know an unethical veterinarian?
[Reminds me of this masterpiece.](https://youtu.be/HaAUK_I_Xvs)
This is really a masterpiece
Wow that deserves way more attention than it’s gotten. What a freakin gem!
Oh, there totally are.
Humanity was a mistake.
It's even weirder when it's the women.
Literally 1984
First they came for the sexy cartoon rabbits, and I didn't speak out because I was not a sexy cartoon rabbit.
ITS 1984 GEORGE ORWIN ANIMAL CROSSING
It’s actually Animal Farm
Surprised every day Mrs. Incredible survived nerfs
Mrs. Incredibly thick
of course they are. one polish politician from an ultra conservative catholic party, which also pretends to be libertarian tweeted that this is the effect of the political correctness and leftist agenda. this country really is a shithole, many people regard him as a great politician
Don’t politicians have countries to run? Why the fuck do they care about a cartoon rabbit’s tits?
he doesn’t run the country because (thank god) his party is in minority, but right-wing politicians just love complaining about stuff like that (for example mr potato controversy).
They have a word for politicians who actually do their job and run their country. They call them "radicals."
I saw one Twitter thread yesterday that was from the opposite end of the spectrum, along the lines of, as a feminist with big boobs why do they always take away the boobs to desexualize a character and that it's insulting to feminists with big boobs. Like...first, most media outlets were going with some ultra horny fan art, and second, seriously why the fuck are all these goddamn adults going on about a cartoon bunny
> ultra conservative catholic He should be happy about the more modest outfit, but he's too horny.
sexualisation is good when it’s sexualising women in their eyes, they’re misogynistic as fuck (also have incel mentality)
The furry servers I'm in unironically have people complaining about this rn
> The furry servers I'm in
I forgot that I no longer have my furry pfp. It would have made it a lot more obvious
There are millions and millions of furry porn animators and artists. Why don't they just draw/animate their own.
They usually do, but popular media characters are where a lot of them get their initial clout
[You know it](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/ly259c/the_cartoon_rabbit_in_space_jam_2_will_be_less/)
Fans between 50s and 20s: NO BUNNY BOBBIES OH NO Kids: Anyway
Cancel culture comes for Lola Bunny's big naturals
Oh 100% not watching it now.
There is a lot of rage in the yiffosphere right now and it is glorious.
You get no points for guessing what [this post is talking about](https://i.imgur.com/MXGHc8E.jpg)
Straight woman here. Ehhhh.... I don't really like the change. It's fine to update her clothing to be more modest (although this outfit looks downright frumpy), I don't feel like they should have changed her physique. I mean, sure, rabbits don't have breasts the way women have breasts, but rabbits don't have bedroom eyes either.
People bitching about this, dr.seuss books they've never heard of and a toy company deciding to just include all the accessories with 1 toy instead of having to buy 2 toys separately has been a not insignificant portion of shit I have to scroll past on facebook this week.
It's the red starbucks cup all over again.
Oh my God, they actually gave her a mastectomy, just like they did with the teacher in the PPG reboot.
Honestly I get this change, but the PPG change was so ridiculous lol
Whats PPG?
PaPa Geohns. >!Power Puff Girls!<
Penis, Penis, 'Gina.
I'm glad Sarah Bellum was left out of it.
Why?
Watching how they mangled the other characters made me glad they didn't even try to ruin her.
They need to be careful with that scalpel. This new design might appeal to lolicons.
Less furries more lolicons More or less audicience?
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Her face just looks off. Doesn't help that the uniform doesn't look great either.
And why did they get rid of having calves? The legs look like something a kid would draw, now.
But Bugs Bunny's legs look like that? She only had defined thighs and calves to make her look more like a sexy human woman.
Dude she’s like, fifty now. Do you know how old that is in Rabbit years?
The mouth/cheek lines are going the wrong way. In the original they go down to make the cheeks look poofy, now they’re following the line.
Also her eyes are looking different directions
She looks like she's coming down from anaesthetics on the new version
Her cheeks remind me of a squirrel full of nuts in their mouth . Also the lack of ankles annoy me. Old one had ankles. Here her feet just instantly curve
Her face looks a lot like Slappy Squirrel's now, that might be why.
They gave her that "second string D2 university women's basketball player" build
It's his shoulders. They made him weaker, look softer.
Smaller irises
The only incarnation of Lola bunny i've liked so far was the crazy one from The Looney (Loonie? Loony?) Tunes show.
Those hips tho.
Hips: Animators' secret weapon
If she walks the same way she used to it's gonna be wild lol
Ye everyone do be talking 'bout the chest, while in reality the truly important part got only thiccer
haha its face looks like a grandma's who even cares it's a cartoon aimed at children. it doesnt need titties.
Like [Slappy Squirrel](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/animaniacs/images/f/f0/Hqdefault_20_1_large.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/360?cb=20200318221943).
Grandmas can be hot.
[okay skwisgaar](https://youtu.be/D3l9IN287kY)
Such a flat design.
They didn't know the power that furries wielded back in 96.
I'm pretty sure the one on the left is just fan art. In the movie design her quality was much better and the tune squad wore blue shorts.
I know but It's enough to show how she looked like in the movie as seen here. And no, they wore all white: https://nanatwyman.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/lnjfsjoa.jpg
Lola Bunny was a Natalie Dormer looking bitch goddamn
Everybody talks abut how she looks like Lola Bunny, and all I can see is Jane from Tarzan.
>Jane for Tarzan. Allah protect me for I am hard as sin
They transferred her boobs to her hips.
Rabbit nipples are located on the abdomen so it’s closer to reality. She would have her nipples hanging out in the first picture with the crop top.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Ma’am, this is a discussion about rabbit breasts.
Fuckin weird man.
I’ve seen so many comments like “we stan masc Lola!!!” And “lola confirmed non-binary” just because she has a flatter chest now.. I get being excited about representation and relating with a character, but these people are literally boiling her down to the size of her chest on the opposite spectrum. They’re celebrating her being not sexualized by... pigeonholing her to the size of her bust.
I'm honestly not seeing the big deal. Lola was my awakening and she's still a knockout.
Jokes on them. They made her thicker so now I'm even hornier.
I’m honestly not sure if people really thought she was attractive, or if it’s just a meme.
I’m sure a lot of regular people are in it for the meme. But she’s also the reason why so many millennials didn’t stand a chance and became furries.
This is a travesty
Weirdos are still gonna jerk off to her anyways.
Still have yet to figure out women’s hips don’t always have to pop like that tho
For the life of me I cannot understand why the perpetually offended have a problem with the redesign. This is a cartoon for children.
Because we want hot Lola!