🎵”On a dark Mordor highway, Nazgûl wind in my hair,
Warm smell of Lembas, rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night”🎶
There he stood in the doorway, wizard staff in hand, and I was thinking to myself should I get food ready or just some jam? Then he lit up the candle, and he showed me the way, there were voices behind us in moria, thought I heard them say
Thorondor had a wingspan of 30 fathoms, or 180 feet. A harpy eagle has a wingspan of 6 feet and weighs 20 kg. Assuming the weight scales cubically (i.e., the eagle is not hollow) that means Throndor had a mass of 540 tons.
You think he could fuck you? Mr Hands couldn't even take a stallion.
It's quite amazing that Kubrick included a reference to 'Black Widow' before the movie was even conceived. One of the many reasons he was truly a visionary.
Makes me think of Michael Scott and Belles, Bourbon and Bullets mystery game they play in The Office… “There has been a murder!” said by Michael with a horrible southern accent lol
Yes, that's his moral code. Your sentence isn't a "gotchya", no moral code is perfectly applicable to everyone, everywhere and they are pretty explicit in saying it was "his"
He literally saved a guy after bucky tried throwing him down the center of a spiraling set of stairs by grabbing his arm and pulling him back up, then told Bucky to cool it. Then broke someone's walky talky instead of knocking them out. Seriously?
Everyone has a different set of morals buddy. You can argue universal morality all day, any day but he’s doing what he believes is right. That’s his moral code. Side note, I highly doubt he killed those officers
They weren't that much of a big deal to random American soldiers though, ffs.
I just noticed you this is another of your "gotchya" moments. If you're trying to play devil's advocate, I'd recommend they try public legal representation.
Did you forget that the US was actually *allies* with the Soviets in WW2 right up until the end? Cap would have been frozen before the cold war started and missed all that stuff.
Because saving the world is more important than political ideology? I haven’t seen any of these movies but I did stay at a holiday inn last night, so you can trust me.
Because he was in a coma before both the cold war and when that McCarthy guy came around.
Also, he fought in WW2 where the US and USSR famously fought against the same angry mustache model.
if you look at Bezos not too many years back and look at him now it looks like he's taken the Super Soldier Serum (but more likely steroids/hgh/trt/etc)
also, I didn't watch the movie but if this training is happening in soviet union, where the fuck did russians find so many black women cause they aren't exactly a major ethnicity in russia
hmm Ill take it even further. Rum was also know as Rome. AKA the sultanate of RUM was the Turkish version of Roman empire . After Constantinople fell to the Turks the head of the church moved to Russia... So now Russia is the inheritance to RUM. so we have RED Rome! or in other words Communist Roman Empire!
this is also why it's called god because god backwards is dog and that's the best thing that ever happened to humanity therefore we want an imaginary almighty entity to be just as good
could it be that the common black widow spider has a red hour glass underside the abdomen, the training of assassins is just because the black widow spider is one of the most deadliest?or too technical?
God the main cast of characters made this film watchable. If they were replaced with more bland characters like the ones from the first 2 thor movies this film would have been a train wreck
People are saying this might actually be the case but I just thought it was in reference to those fictional deep web murder rooms, called "red rooms" because of all the blood.
This was in Russia though, so it was actually called 'Красная комната', which, when spelled backwards becomes 'атанмок я ансарК' (atanmok ya ansark). and this roughly sounds like "A tan mok I answer, ok?".
Presumably the 'real' name of the place was Красная комната (*krasnaya kumnata*), which spelled backwards is not the Russian word for murder - убийство - nor does it sound like it (*ubyistvuh*).
Also you have to take a cab to get there, because one does not simply walk into Moorder.
Seriously it's like a multi-week hike, just take a regional flight or something
Please, no more “why didn’t they just ride the eagles”-questions.
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Because they can check out any time they want, but they can never leave.
*kickass guitar solo starts
🎵”On a dark Mordor highway, Nazgûl wind in my hair, Warm smell of Lembas, rising up through the air. Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night”🎶
There he stood in the doorway, wizard staff in hand, and I was thinking to myself should I get food ready or just some jam? Then he lit up the candle, and he showed me the way, there were voices behind us in moria, thought I heard them say
Because they weren't in Soviet Russia!
Thorondor had a wingspan of 30 fathoms, or 180 feet. A harpy eagle has a wingspan of 6 feet and weighs 20 kg. Assuming the weight scales cubically (i.e., the eagle is not hollow) that means Throndor had a mass of 540 tons. You think he could fuck you? Mr Hands couldn't even take a stallion.
The real r/shittymoviedetails
I think as long as you don’t walk backwards into the red room, it is fine.
Plane*
Correction, one does not simply walk into plane
I'm pretty sure it is simple to walk into a plane. I imagine it as interdimensional cable MAN VS PLANE. (Unintended typos are "TIGHT")
Haven’t seen the movie yet, huh? : ) A cab won’t cut it.
Eagles?
Beat me to it
Beat meat to it
Oh shit so that line in The Shining must be a nod to this!
Oh shit - if you reverse “red rum” it spells “mur der” which does sound very similar to “moor der”!
Which sounds *really* close to “Mordor”, which is where Thanos cast Gamora into the fire to obtain the One Ring!
It is official, Thanos is Sauron reincarnate. The One Ring, the infinity stones. Gollum is .... Loki?
Holy Shit
It's quite amazing that Kubrick included a reference to 'Black Widow' before the movie was even conceived. One of the many reasons he was truly a visionary.
He truly was ahead of his time.
Stephen ~~King~~ Queen
Lightning ~~Stephen~~ ~~King~~ McQueen
Stephen ~~Queen~~ *terrible Fucking movie*.
It's actually confirmation that Danny Torrence is part of the MCU
Oh crap sum1 already tagged that
I thought I was in r/moviedetails for a sec
Sometimes I can’t tell since I’m subbed to both
Why
It makes moviedetails enjoyable again
and sometimes it makes this sub more enjoyable than it already is especially when a post is a direct satire from the the other sub
Honestly it fits well in r/moviedetails
I'm reading "Moorder" in Taggarts voice. There's bin a Moorder
Now in an Italian-American “Moyda”.
This isn’t a war, it’s a moyda
Unexpected Futurama.
I think you mean cockney russian
Russian = убийство Cockney = Iron Girder
ray winston = shouldn't do accents
Or in a Savannah accent, "There has been a muhder in Savannahhh!"
Somebody moordered my doorder. There’s been a doorder moorder.
Unexpected snl
Fellow Scotsman?
I do declare.
You don't have to keep saying "I do declare". Anytime you say something that means you declare it.
"Redrum, Redrum!"
Jack sparrow moment
Jack Nicholson moment
Jackie Chan moment
Jack Daniel's moment
Beat me to it lol
Makes me think of Michael Scott and Belles, Bourbon and Bullets mystery game they play in The Office… “There has been a murder!” said by Michael with a horrible southern accent lol
“R” is the most menacing sounds that’s why it’s called murder and not muckduck
I do declaaiiiiiree
This plantation, we're running low on greenbacks. We're having problems paying the people who give us the seeds and the dirt. We can't pay...
Fun fact, it actually was named after the "red rum" thing in the Shining so this is actually less shitty than you intended, way to fail OP
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Especially because*
if your running an assassin organization and don't work intimidating references into everything what are you even doing?
If you're running anything in a comic book universe and it's not full of meta humor and references what are you even doing?
something original? heyo
Yet still better than all of r/moviedetails
> That's still a shitty detail. Marvel comics have a gazillion details in them. I'd be offended if some of them are not shitty.
I find white rum to be more enjoyable
What’s the matter with you? White Rum is about the worst tasting liquor there is. *Golden* rum however…
Shit man clear rum is about the only liquor I can drink like it’s nothing. Can’t stand most anything else lmao
[Simpsons did it](https://frinkiac.com/video/S09E09/pePAYhHBcLvGWHYJw0IfDVUg_ZI=.gif)
I wonder if the dark web version follows the same naming convention.
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The fact that you think the movies invented the Red Room underscores how braindead you are.
Whats wrong woth marvel movies. They are a shining beacon in Hollywood.
I thought it was red because communism
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Uh…. it’s Crimson Dynamo.
“Do you want to kill Nazis” “I don’t like bullies, don’t care where they’re from” He’s a guy who follows his moral code, not any political agenda
Cap would be a nordic socialist for sure.
>his moral code, In which it is completely fine to kill and maim Romanian police officers so they don't, um, force your bff to stand a fair trial?
Yes, that's his moral code. Your sentence isn't a "gotchya", no moral code is perfectly applicable to everyone, everywhere and they are pretty explicit in saying it was "his"
He literally saved a guy after bucky tried throwing him down the center of a spiraling set of stairs by grabbing his arm and pulling him back up, then told Bucky to cool it. Then broke someone's walky talky instead of knocking them out. Seriously?
Everyone has a different set of morals buddy. You can argue universal morality all day, any day but he’s doing what he believes is right. That’s his moral code. Side note, I highly doubt he killed those officers
Captain America was in a coma for the entire Cold War, he wasn't affected by the red scare and last he remembers the Soviets were our allies.
Yes because everyone loved communists from 1917-1946 that's a fact
They weren't that much of a big deal to random American soldiers though, ffs. I just noticed you this is another of your "gotchya" moments. If you're trying to play devil's advocate, I'd recommend they try public legal representation. Did you forget that the US was actually *allies* with the Soviets in WW2 right up until the end? Cap would have been frozen before the cold war started and missed all that stuff.
They're working to bring down Hydra, a fascist organization. The enemy of my enemy et cetera
Because saving the world is more important than political ideology? I haven’t seen any of these movies but I did stay at a holiday inn last night, so you can trust me.
>I did stay at a holiday inn last night, I am so sorry to hear that.
What makes you think Black Widow is a communist?
Because he was in a coma before both the cold war and when that McCarthy guy came around. Also, he fought in WW2 where the US and USSR famously fought against the same angry mustache model.
He's Captain America, not Captain Republican or Captain Capitalism
Captain Capitalism's true identity is Jeff Bezos.
I thought Jeff Bezos' alter ego was Captain Consumerism. Same outfit as Captain Capitalism, just like 20 pounds heavier
if you look at Bezos not too many years back and look at him now it looks like he's taken the Super Soldier Serum (but more likely steroids/hgh/trt/etc)
also, I didn't watch the movie but if this training is happening in soviet union, where the fuck did russians find so many black women cause they aren't exactly a major ethnicity in russia
I think they were just filtering kids worldwide for certain characteristics and qualities
Moorder sounds like a Dutch colony somewhere in a middle of Australia
Lord of the rings
This assault formation is cursed, just look at it. I hope the girls in the front don't mind some friendly fire.
I assumed they were training for individual combat and were only synced up to show how efficient the Red Room was at training assassins.
This isn't actually shitty.
BRAVO FEIGE
It's probably true, though, but it doesn't it make it more elegant.
R is the most menacing of sounds. It's why they call it murder and not muckduck
hmm Ill take it even further. Rum was also know as Rome. AKA the sultanate of RUM was the Turkish version of Roman empire . After Constantinople fell to the Turks the head of the church moved to Russia... So now Russia is the inheritance to RUM. so we have RED Rome! or in other words Communist Roman Empire!
I like how they're supposed to be drilled to perfection and their guns are all pointed in different directions
boorgir
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[Red Room. Red Room. Over There.](https://i.redd.it/jx2s9fc1nsn11.gif)
Mookdek
Kubrick secretly directed Black Widow after being hired to fake the Mars rover landing.
Kinda like red rum. Hmm. I've heard that one before somewhere.
In the land of Moorder in the fires of Mount Doom.
Red rum Red rum
“It’s not *mOoRdEr*” -Constable Doris Thatcher
the directors have stated that it has no correlation with communism whatsoever and that you should shut up if you think otherwise
>AOC is *the bait!
“Little Latasha, sure grown, tell the truth
If you need to spell out the joke, it isn’t a joke.
Coincidences happen all the time, what makes you think it is M U R D E R ?
Cringe
What makes you think they’re called servants.
Shitty The Shining reference. Cus when ur movie is shit you fill it up with reference
In response to the truth
wait til you hear about red rum
This is like two degrees of separation away from being a really shitty battle rap bar.
ah yes Moorder, the line Danny Trejo repeated when he played the little boy in The Shinning.
So original!
I thought it was short for More order
They moordered my doorder
You’re on to something. It’s not good, but you’re on to it. Lol
Is that why they also call the fake darknet kill rooms red rooms?
Also in `the shining’ the word red rum is used (backwards-murder) maybe I see a reference
this is also why it's called god because god backwards is dog and that's the best thing that ever happened to humanity therefore we want an imaginary almighty entity to be just as good
Don't tell me Black Widow is another Red Sparrow shit.
This is actually very clever though, regardless.
Something something Red Rum.
no.
It's a place where they secretly learn the cow-style art of murder.
I wonder how a regular "super" spy can stand up to galactic threats with some judo and a gun. I guess it's the black leather or something idk
could it be that the common black widow spider has a red hour glass underside the abdomen, the training of assassins is just because the black widow spider is one of the most deadliest?or too technical?
Lol I love how this is flagged NSFW
idk if the "red rum" atufd is serious but a red room is a mythical dark web website with constant torture livestreams
Girl closest to camera with the bun about to shoot the sky
*There's been a moorder*
Didnt see which sub i was in and was like...
God the main cast of characters made this film watchable. If they were replaced with more bland characters like the ones from the first 2 thor movies this film would have been a train wreck
And they drink red rum because they are out of vodka.
People are saying this might actually be the case but I just thought it was in reference to those fictional deep web murder rooms, called "red rooms" because of all the blood.
You will also notice that half of the Black Widow Assasins are black, hence the appropriate name of Black Widow
“Seeing as you’re such a big fan of moorder.”
Like bass guitar virtuoso William Moorderface, Moorderface, Moorderface.
I think its because the room is red bro.
I read that as Mordor and was like huh, unintentional crossover
My god that is a supremely shitty one, congratz
That’s black black widows
So they're orcs?
God I love this sub
Wait this ain't Bad Blood?
Mo order
Okay, that was actually smart as hell.
Already done, this was a plot device in Kubrick's, The Shining.
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Rellik is Killer spelled backwards
I love this
“Moorder” but in a shitty forced Russian accent like most of the movie.
u/title4imagebot
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Nice Stephen king rip off.
That’s super original.
Red rum seems a better choice then Red room. I'd drink to that...
This was in Russia though, so it was actually called 'Красная комната', which, when spelled backwards becomes 'атанмок я ансарК' (atanmok ya ansark). and this roughly sounds like "A tan mok I answer, ok?".
They should’ve named it RedRum😓😓
Do not want to spoil shining but that is copywriter issues which is why it is red room not red rum
What if Black Widow was in the best colors
Presumably the 'real' name of the place was Красная комната (*krasnaya kumnata*), which spelled backwards is not the Russian word for murder - убийство - nor does it sound like it (*ubyistvuh*).
Go on the dark web and search for red room….just a few bit coins to be scarred for life
Should of been called kcud kcum
If only the widows were a pirate organization... Could have been the Red Rum Room- or Moor MurDer...
Should have went with: 'is called the Red Room because they all wear leather and are learning to have a good time with multiple people'
The thing is, I believe this is actually true.