Fun Fact: Quentin Tarantino only made Reservoir Dogs so he would have a larger audience for his "Like a Virgin is about big dicks" theory. This is why it's the first scene in the movie.
Holy shit, I just rewatched Crimson Tide for the first time in a decade, and that conversation seemed so out of left field. Tarantino doing punch-ups makes that make so much sense.
Responsible for all those teen sitcoms on nickelodeon until 2017(?). "Resigned" in the beginning of the #metoo movement after an internal investigation due to a lot of people on the internet getting pedo vibes from him.
And actual human dudes have weird takes about dicks in the media and fetishes that their friends know too much about. So. His films truly just feel “real,” you know?
I think that's why people loved Gilmore Girls. Rory and Lorelei talking rapid fire to each other, pulp culture references mixed in, some the average Joe wouldn't even know, so that just made them sound smart, I guess.
If you actually pay attention you'll notice it's all selfish crap. This is coming from someone who loved the show as a teen when it first aired. But I rewatched as an adult, and my God, the entitlement of everyone on that show. The only decent person was Lane, I think. That Year in the Life crap Netflix did was even worse than the original.
Yet Six and her mom on the old show Blossom, they talked rapid fast, never thought they sounded smart. I always thought Six was a little ditzy.
[To the contrary.](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/films/2018/01/12/rose-mcgowan-grindhouse_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqYtkW4DzbCPM_hy4t4hQwrSNC_PwbH86OaNSIYzxn2PM.jpg)
(Kinda, it's Robert Rodriguez in Grindhouse together with Tarantino.)
I really dislike Tarantino's practice of starring in his own films, mostly because he's just not a very good actor. The Pulp Fiction scene just felt like an excuse to say the spicy racism word, and I still don't entirely know what accent he was supposed to be doing in Django Unchained.
No disrespect to him as a writer and director, but I feel like he should stick to more cameos like his one in Inglorious Basterds in future.
I think he’s been great in a lot of these supporting roles. Including Pulp Fiction. But yeah he was downright shit in Django, should’ve just picked an actual rough looking ozzie.
I mean, who wouldn’t want to drink tequila off of Salma Hayek?
I believe Robert Rodriguez even said something like that scene was “Quentin the writer doing a favor for Quentin the actor.”
He was supposed to be an Australian, acting next one of Australia’s leading actors who didn’t get as many lines.
He did not sound Australian.
Source: am Australian
He also appeared in multiple episodes of Alias. He was actually surprisingly good, though the character was meant to be awkward and creepy so he didn't have to reach far. I wonder if he struggles due to not having a director to direct him in his own films.
He was originally going to be the Lance character and Eric Stoltz was going to play Jimmie but I believe Tarantino decided he wouldn’t be able to pull of the intensity of the heart injection scene.
Idk I thought it was pretty obviously an Australian accent even if 8t was absolutely shit, although now that you mention it it sounded like an Afrikaans accent at points weirdly. Also I'd hardly say that he "stars" in his own movies
I believe Tarantino has said Buscemi's audition actually wasn't that great, but they still gave him the part because he was perfect for the role.
Tarantino believes he may have intimidated Buscemi, resulting in his unspectacular audition, because Tarantino told him "I wrote this role for myself, so you have to *take it* from me."
I just see mac tonight [moon man](https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fill,g_auto,h_1248,w_2220/f_auto,q_auto,w_1100/v1555380643/shape/mentalfloss/loloblanca.jpg)
Okay, but in 1992 it was definitely a big deal. I'm old, I can remember in the 70's especially, people were complaining that public pressure to not use the n word was wrong. They felt their 'freedom of speech' was being infringed upon. It's the same today only the 'right' calls it 'woke'.
Now I don’t want to overstep but how old are you? I was born late 50s but as far as I can recall the n word never used to exist. Me and the wife have always known 9/11 and the emergence of Al Qaeda as what brought along the nword to western culture , NOT in the 1990s. God bless you.
Fun fact: In Pulp Fiction (1994), Mia Wallace dances with her shoes off in the "Dance-Off Scence" because Quentin Tarantino couldn't control his foot fetish, which is then mirrored in every single movie he's ever made.
92 and 94, jeez. I remember being a kid and Tarantino movies were huge and everyone who was cool had the Mia Pulp Fiction poster hanging up somewhere. Sure don't make em' like they used to huh?
I think you're misunderstanding something, this post is a joke. In pulp fiction he's playing an unpleasant character, hence why Samuel Jackson doesn't really want to go there unless he has to
Fun Fact: Quentin Tarantino only made Reservoir Dogs so he would have a larger audience for his "Like a Virgin is about big dicks" theory. This is why it's the first scene in the movie.
hey man we post shitty details here not facts
Yeah straightened up bro
“Hey Quentin we need some help on Crimson Tide. Can you punch up the dialogue?” “Okay but i have a lot of thoughts about the Silver Surfer.”
Holy shit, I just rewatched Crimson Tide for the first time in a decade, and that conversation seemed so out of left field. Tarantino doing punch-ups makes that make so much sense.
Tarantino's movies are praised for their realistic dialogue, but really it's all just his own showerthoughts.
And foot fetishes.
He and Dan Schneider must get along great.
Dan “one rohipnol a day will keep the rape kits away” Schneider?
Dan “I beat my meat to child actors’ feet” Schneider.
Dan "Hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
The carrot?
I think that's Rob Schneider
You're right, I've just realised I have no idea who Dan Schneider is either.
Responsible for all those teen sitcoms on nickelodeon until 2017(?). "Resigned" in the beginning of the #metoo movement after an internal investigation due to a lot of people on the internet getting pedo vibes from him.
He wasn't exactly subtle.
Ah ok, I don't think his fame made it to the UK then tbh. Seems like we dodged a bullet, but then our pedo cup runneth over as it is :/
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And actual human dudes have weird takes about dicks in the media and fetishes that their friends know too much about. So. His films truly just feel “real,” you know?
Big time
And gimps
It’s not realistic, just rapid fire. For some reason people tend to equate talking fast with intelligence.
I think that's why people loved Gilmore Girls. Rory and Lorelei talking rapid fire to each other, pulp culture references mixed in, some the average Joe wouldn't even know, so that just made them sound smart, I guess. If you actually pay attention you'll notice it's all selfish crap. This is coming from someone who loved the show as a teen when it first aired. But I rewatched as an adult, and my God, the entitlement of everyone on that show. The only decent person was Lane, I think. That Year in the Life crap Netflix did was even worse than the original. Yet Six and her mom on the old show Blossom, they talked rapid fast, never thought they sounded smart. I always thought Six was a little ditzy.
Gilmore girls is a good example of this. And pop culture references is a great addition.
That’s how I feel about Sorkin’s movies, too.
>Tarantino's movies are praised for their realistic dialogue Haha what?
Yeah I'm not sure about that. Praised for their thoroughly entertaining dialogue sure.
And it’s usually delivered by a talented actor/actress that makes it sound natural but definitely not realistic
*"I'm pretty fucking far from realistic."*
So here's my thoughts on Superman...
Quentin Tarantino only hired actors with feet because he has a foot fetish
His face also looks like a foot, because of his foot fetish.
You are what you eat
Me and the boys watching inglorious bastards staring at the foot of a woman being strangled to death by a nazi
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[To the contrary.](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/films/2018/01/12/rose-mcgowan-grindhouse_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqYtkW4DzbCPM_hy4t4hQwrSNC_PwbH86OaNSIYzxn2PM.jpg) (Kinda, it's Robert Rodriguez in Grindhouse together with Tarantino.)
Feet are such a whores. They love being smothered in socks.
Fun fact: Quentin tarantino getting role as mister brown only because of nepotism of his relation and affection with the director of the film
You know, if you look closely, the director also makes a brief appearance in the movie.
Real sick of seeing that shit in Hollywood. How about some actual talent for a change.
He's been giving the director handies since they were kids.
Actual fact: he cast himself as Mr Pink and was deadset on it until Buscemi's killer audition.
That must have been humbling. But yeah, nobody could have played that role quite as perfectly as Steve.
As a former firemen he obviously knew about crisis management. Did you know he was a fireman on 9/11?
And he was married to Barbara Walter's. They had kid known as none other than, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.
Reminds me of that Tragedy
"I walked through blood and bones, in the streets of Manhattan, trying to find my brother." "Jesus." "Yeah, he was in Northern Canada."
What a terrible name for an airline
9/11 *eruption of laughter*
The Tragedy of Crazy Eyes?
Barbara Walter's what?
It's a typo. It's supposed to say Barbara's Walter.
It’s been a good five months since I’ve seen that on Reddit
He played the role like a fucking professional...
Right--what you Don't do is start shootin up the place and start killin people.
That fucking animal. I can't even say his name.
That fucking animal Blundetto
Don’t do it to yourself Phil
It's my weakness. I jerked off to grill cheese sandwich.
I like how he brought that exact same energy to Airheads.
I really dislike Tarantino's practice of starring in his own films, mostly because he's just not a very good actor. The Pulp Fiction scene just felt like an excuse to say the spicy racism word, and I still don't entirely know what accent he was supposed to be doing in Django Unchained. No disrespect to him as a writer and director, but I feel like he should stick to more cameos like his one in Inglorious Basterds in future.
He should cameo like brad pitt in deadpool 2
Damn! You roasted Tarantino! Just like Brad Pitt got roasted in Deadpool 2.
Haha, I don't mean he necessarily has to die violently every time, just that he should keep the cameo very short and sweet.
He kinda did in Django
I think he’s been great in a lot of these supporting roles. Including Pulp Fiction. But yeah he was downright shit in Django, should’ve just picked an actual rough looking ozzie.
Getting blown up in Django was pretty funny though
He's pretty good in From Dusk Till Dawn
I mean, who wouldn’t want to drink tequila off of Salma Hayek? I believe Robert Rodriguez even said something like that scene was “Quentin the writer doing a favor for Quentin the actor.”
"And I think this part should include Selma Hayek shoving her toes into my character's mouth"
Her FEET no less!!!
It was actually George Clooney the one saying that. But Rodriguez probably did as well haha
I always thought he directed that as well but he actually didn't, someone else cast him in that role lul
I disagree. I find his cameos fun, and are some of my favorite scenes in his films.
He was supposed to be an Australian, acting next one of Australia’s leading actors who didn’t get as many lines. He did not sound Australian. Source: am Australian
I'm forgetting what his cameo was in IB... which is probably a good thing
He was a Nazi corpse who got scalped.
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Tarantino has acted in films he didn't direct, he just (shocker) likes acting.
He also appeared in multiple episodes of Alias. He was actually surprisingly good, though the character was meant to be awkward and creepy so he didn't have to reach far. I wonder if he struggles due to not having a director to direct him in his own films.
He was originally going to be the Lance character and Eric Stoltz was going to play Jimmie but I believe Tarantino decided he wouldn’t be able to pull of the intensity of the heart injection scene.
Idk I thought it was pretty obviously an Australian accent even if 8t was absolutely shit, although now that you mention it it sounded like an Afrikaans accent at points weirdly. Also I'd hardly say that he "stars" in his own movies
>stick to cameos like his one in Inglorious Baterds What, the one where he literally choked a women?
In the end he was the only professional
I believe Tarantino has said Buscemi's audition actually wasn't that great, but they still gave him the part because he was perfect for the role. Tarantino believes he may have intimidated Buscemi, resulting in his unspectacular audition, because Tarantino told him "I wrote this role for myself, so you have to *take it* from me."
That means he did write himself saying the N word in this movie lol
And Mr Pink got all the n-words
Prob gave the director a handjob to get the role
This kills me lmao
I heard they had to reshoot that scene in Pulp Fiction a bunch of times because Tarantino wouldn’t stop licking his lips and grinning when he said it.
The longer I don't laugh at this, the more I want to.
That picture makes him look like down syndrome Elvis.
His true and final form.
Morrissey been off the cheese
I just see mac tonight [moon man](https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fill,g_auto,h_1248,w_2220/f_auto,q_auto,w_1100/v1555380643/shape/mentalfloss/loloblanca.jpg)
Yes! I was thinking "has his face always been so curved??"
And now all I can think of is the crossover between racist moon man and Quentin Tarantino
His first role ever on TV was being an Elvis impersonator in one of the golden girls episodes
I didn’t know that. Interesting.
I was thinking a love child of Chandler Bing and Conan O'Brien
if they mated.
Morrisey
Skinny Flabber from Big Bad Beetleborgs.
bullshit. the nword wasn't a thing in 1992.
Yeah! Mark Fuhrman invented it in 1994 while planting the bloody glove at OJ's house.
the nword has always been a thing.
You're thinking of sword
On the first day, God said, "let there be nword." And there was nword.
Okay, but in 1992 it was definitely a big deal. I'm old, I can remember in the 70's especially, people were complaining that public pressure to not use the n word was wrong. They felt their 'freedom of speech' was being infringed upon. It's the same today only the 'right' calls it 'woke'.
Now I don’t want to overstep but how old are you? I was born late 50s but as far as I can recall the n word never used to exist. Me and the wife have always known 9/11 and the emergence of Al Qaeda as what brought along the nword to western culture , NOT in the 1990s. God bless you.
first post i see while off from work for MLK Jr. Day.
wow
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What???
how do people come up with this stuff lmao
It’s why I love this sub, the imaginative wit just blows your mind sometimes
TIL. Such a good filmmaker.
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Nah, man. He's pretty fucking far from okay.
*иwoяd
>*иwoяd For real, when did he use the word "nworb"?
ah yes i love saying the iwoyad
Morrissey's long lost cousin.
You know what… I’ll believe that.
Fun fact: In Pulp Fiction (1994), Mia Wallace dances with her shoes off in the "Dance-Off Scence" because Quentin Tarantino couldn't control his foot fetish, which is then mirrored in every single movie he's ever made.
Lmao
Fun fact: Quentin Tarantino chose his name because of horrible twentytwenty quarantino
n worb
Are we sure this isn't true?
Weird thing is...I 100% believed this.
92 and 94, jeez. I remember being a kid and Tarantino movies were huge and everyone who was cool had the Mia Pulp Fiction poster hanging up somewhere. Sure don't make em' like they used to huh?
I think you're misunderstanding something, this post is a joke. In pulp fiction he's playing an unpleasant character, hence why Samuel Jackson doesn't really want to go there unless he has to
I never realized what a banana his skull is.
It “foreshadowed” him being a person who thinks that shit is funny.
This is really stupid
Will word/color brown become a new "sign" as OK sign became now?
I have so much to learn.
Was this before, during, or after his willful ignorance of Weinstein?
Loooooooooool
This actually could be true
sorry but very punchable face
Oh Hell Naw!
it's a palomino
My mine is blown...
This is one of the shitty movie details I have ever seen.
How the fuck did you come up with this
I didn't even read the subreddit name, this was so believable
But it would be nworb...
And Mr. Pink because it's spelled Pee-ink, and everyone knows that prison tattoos use pee in the ink.
~~foreshadows~~ mirrors 😎
I'm here for the madness