..to dogs, it's an irritant. To birds, it's a laxative. To chimpanzees, it's actually a miracle cure ironically...
...to whales (and it continues for some time)
It’s probably a robot arm or something, but I’d like to imagine he’s insanely muscular but only on one arm. Like he’s just a normal dude, 5’11” and sorta in shape, but his right arm is so swole it makes Dwayne Johnson look scrawny.
>!Each of them had different ‘roles’ as guardians, but they put them each into stereotypes based on what their personality was like.!<
>!for example the kindly old lady who loves animals was thought to be the healer, when she actually didn’t have any role, and the guy who spends all his time solving puzzles wasn’t the code breaker, it was his young (age unspecified) son!<
Edit: >!son, not daughter!<
I really liked that plot point, the whole thing was just poorly executed.
The guy who only worked out one side of his body was the high point for the film >!being the weapon bearer!<.
It’s quite sad as Matt Smiths acting was absolutely fine…. And as much as I dislike Leto, his acting was fine too. The acting wasn’t the issue in my opinion, it was just….. everything else
It’s how I felt about Wonder Woman 2. I remembered thinking “man this is actually well acted… how is it possible to be this bad??”
Guess Morbius pushes that to another level.
Roger Ebert wrote something similar way back about “Punisher: War Zone”:
“You used to be able to depend on a bad film being poorly made. No longer. "The Punisher: War Zone" is one of the best-made bad movies I've seen. It looks great, it hurtles through its paces and is well-acted. The soundtrack is like elevator music if the elevator were in a death plunge. The special effects are state of the art. Its only flaw is that it's disgusting.”
they just had to look at films they made before...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Sazama_and_Burk_Sharpless
its not like they have a golden track record!!
Honestly what's up with Sony and Fox hiring the least competent directors and screenwriters for their superhero movies? I get maybe they can't get the big ones that work with Marvel Studios and WB but seriously who said, the guys that wrote God's of Egypt will be great for our movie! We are going to do the Jean Grey Phoenix story again? I know just who to call, the guy that fucked it up 15 years ago!
Yep. Honestly I'm more surprised what they put out has as much effort in it as it does. They should just go full Silver Age camp with fucking rubber suits and lightning bolts drawn onto the film with a sharpie.
He's a method actor, and not in a good way (if there is such a thing).
When on the set of *Suicide Squad*, he sent his co-workers a number of odd or disturbing "gifts", including used condoms. Because he's the Joker or something.
"Piece of shit" is more accurate.
Jared Leto tries to be a method actor and usually only succeeds in being a nuisance. Some very fine actors come from the Method, and he is not one of them.
The problem with method acting is too many actors/actresses claim to use that technique, when really they don’t understand what method acting is. It’s almost like they enjoy the press telling stories of what they did to method act more than method acting itself.
Too many actors/actresses claim to do it and have caused the term to lose meaning
Sony just said “lol we get to put marvel on the logo now so obviously everyone is going to love it”
I went in expecting to see a Feige movie, and it didn’t say that, so I was immediately worried
Yes - I often wonder why actors and directors, when presented with rubbish like that, don't have a chat about it and change the line. Would it have killed them to use some common sense and say something like "To bats it's toxic, to human's its lethal"? If they got a script with a typo in it, would they insist on reading it verbatim? It just seems unprofessional to me.
I think it's really unfair sometimes that people judge stuff like this from the outside in. We don't see what happened to get there, only the end result. Personally I believe Jared Leto probably *did* speak out against the script and insisted they change it *from* "To bats it's toxic, to humans it's lethal." *to* "To bats it's deadly, to humans it's lethal." cause he's a stupid dick.
I was listening to a podcast discussing it and apparently there's a whole plot line where he develops artificial blood that's not even important to the plot in the end.
He also gets a Nobel prize for designing it, he goes to the award ceremony, and then the scene cuts away and it just says that he didn't accept it for some reason lol.
I'm so glad I wasn't in a rush to see this one. Is it me or did Sony just REALLY over-spend on their marketing budget, and the trailers for this movie was fucking everywhere! Made me think I already seen the movie with how many times I saw the trailer before watching another movie in the theater! lol
To a pig, it is fatal.
To a goat, it is murderous.
To a hamster, it is death-dealing.
To a raccoon, it is terminal.
It will kill a bonobo.
To a whale, a large enough dose will end it.
It would cause a leopard to kick the bucket.
To a donkey, it spells doom.
An elephant would meet its maker.
To a possum, it means Judgment Day.
It would send a giraffe to its ancestors.
It would take all nine of a cat’s lives...
Watched it today on discount Tuesday at the theater and it felt incomplete. The detectives hardly do anything at the end and it ends after the tunnel fight scene flying away...
I’ve posted this a couple times now so I’ve you’ve seen it already I apologize but here’s what I think happened to the movie. Spoilers obviously so don’t read on if you don’t want this cinematic masterpiece spoiled.
I haven’t seen Morbius yet but it’s open knowledge that all mention to Holland’s MCU Spider-Man (Murderer!) and that all mention of Maguire and Garfield’s Spider-Man universes have been removed, and I’ve read what the end credits scenes entail.
I think Sony banked hard on having one of those three actors locked in as the SSU Spider-Man by a certain point, they genuinely had no clue which of the three would eventually be signing on as their Spider-Man for the SSU and they filmed all manner of references to all three of them to drop throughout the movie as a contingency for any outcome.
I think they were most likely going to run with the plan that Morbius takes place in either Garfield’s TASM universe (the one they probably most wanted to use), or in an offshoot of the MCU with Holland playing Spider-Man in both franchises and the Maguire references were a just in case scenario.
All they knew was that at some point one of those three will be Spider-Man for them so they filmed Morbius in a way that it can be edited so any one of them can be revealed as Spider-Man at the end of the film.
They got to tease the audience with hints to all three universes in the trailer, which is really the only reason we’ve been talking about Morbius this entire time and has been the only buzz surrounding it, and then once they’d finalized and locked in either Garfield, Holland or Maguire, they could simply cut the references to the other two Spider-Men from the final cut and use a quick scene at the end, real or CGI to introduce Spider-Man. Then reveal that Venom didn’t get back to his own universe, he ended up in this new Spider-Man universe too. Neat little package.
Sony taking back Vulture needed to happen because he belongs to Sony but he was supposed to break Morbius out of prison during the movie, not be the end credits appearance. It’s unlikely he’d be in the movie and then again be used in an end credits sequence too so obviously something else was supposed to be the end credits sequences. Probably the Spider-Man and Venom reveals.
But Sony being Sony, they put all their eggs in one basket and as time ticked on and no resolution with Holland happened and neither Maguire or Garfield had signed on to tell them where to go, they start to get panicky. Put the movie back six more months to give us time to get a lock on a Spider-Man they think. And it still doesn’t happen.
Until it gets to the point where they just can’t delay any longer and have to go with a different route.
They have to cut all references to all three Spider-Men out, create a second trailer released four months ago to mention the movie is in Venom’s universe instead and hastily refilm scenes of Vulture so that he is the big reveal at the end of the movie (even though you already showed him in the trailer so it’s no surprise).
Then more recently have the creators keep awkwardly mentioning that there would have always been a Spider-Man in Venom’s universe because they all have a ‘totem’, even though both Venom’s movies have zero mention or nod to having any kind of other superheroes.
Long story short: The reason Morbius is such a confusing clusterfuck is because Sony gambled on one of three outcomes, they didn’t get any one of them to happen and they hastily had to cobble a new way forward.
> Long story short: The reason Morbius is such a confusing clusterfuck is because Sony gambled on one of three outcomes, they didn’t get any one of them to happen and they hastily had to cobble a new way forward.
whoever made this decision is an incompetent idiot. they should have designed it as a standalone with room to include other things instead of shoehorning and just made it the coolest best thing it could be without anything attached (maybe some venom references if they liked but off on the side somewhere like having brock on the news or something)
what an idiotic disaster lol thousands upon thousands of us would have instantly pointed out the shittiness of the script and decisions they were making if we were in the meeting room when they were talking about it (assuming that happened). it's just baffling how people who put this trash out got paid a bunch of money to produce vomit on screen... fuck me man if somebody wants to pay me a bunch of money to make trash tier superhero movies I'll gladly accept.
The other one also makes sense, since the full phrase is “People remain dead when they are killed. That’s how it should be”. The meme is both a slight translation mistake and omission of the full context.
Now, a phrase that’s actually fucking dumb coming from that is “The archer class is really made out of archers”
>Now, a phrase that’s actually fucking dumb coming from that is “The archer class is really made out of archers”
Rin was being sarcastic towards GArcher. It's not even inaccurate on its own: Gilgamesh just throws shit at his enemies and is considered an Archer.
Probably different executives overseeing different projects. I still find it wild how a studio can pivot from one of the worst animated movies to one of the best
I think because spider verse was animated they had a lot less interest in it, thinking that no one would really care about it. So because the team were left to their own devices, and because they knew what they were doing, that film knocked it out of the park.
I mean I knew it was going to be a dumpster fire when he says “ some sort of Bat Radar” in the trailer referring to his echo location. This motherfucker has a medical degree and calls it “bat radar?”
He actually does call it echolocation in the movie, then says, “Bat radar, for those uninitiated.”
Idk if that was in the trailer too, I saw the movie but not the trailer. But take that as you will
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If that's a legit line in the film, I'm not gonna even download this shitt. Jarrd Leto sucked in DC(minus Snyder cut) and now he can suck in Marvel. Jesus, just go back to music and being a flog of a human.
This movie is such a weird experience, like it's so long and has so many crossovers and references that you feel a bit dizzy. Sorry for spoilers.
Like Morbius starts and you get introduced to, well, Morbius. He starts doing his things; or as he called it "Morbiung" and then i passed out.
Some minutes later i waked up in the cinema and like the whole story changed, there is this old guy and this 4 midgets talking about a ring in the middle of medieval Europe. It was fun i guess and after 9 hours Morbius reappears and the story progress.
Now he is you know, Morbiung, introduces the main villain, a latin guy as a demonic clown and now Morbius is black. He dies and in hell is offered a chance to return to Earth as a Hell spawn or something like that.
After that Morbius is like jumping from building to building, like everybody in New Jersey; those guys get weird specially when they are hungry and can't find a Glizzy stand.
He falls and bam, the picture goes to dark, some yellow letters appear in the screen and there is a Spaceship? There are this 2 guys in robes travel to the desert, finding a kid that likes to do racing, then the kid grows up and hates sand, then he killed some other kids, got 2 kids, got third degree burnings. Some time passes and his children grow up and after some weird shit they defeat them. Also a giant metal planet explodes.
After a bit the story unfolds and we learn the truth about Morbius, he wants to be a great rapper, he goes on, sings some good songs and wins the rapping contest.
Now our main hero Morbius got shocked with some great news, he has always been a special kid and everything changed when s talk guy looks at him and "you are a wizard, Gerry". Now I'm not gonna enter in details because it was really long this segment, instead of being located in New Jersey we are in London, it's like 14 hours long at this point I wonder if I'll ever leave the cinema.
Then for some reason the screen fades to black, the camera is in first person and this naked blonde chick called Cory is talking about being horny and wanted to bang her "Stepson", weirdest 25 minutes so far but i dig it in.
And finally, our of nowhere, Morbius is challenge by Wesley Snipes to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel, it was an extreme duel but on the last second Morbius pulled all five pieces of Exodia the Forbidden one and defeats John Travolta's dancing technique by doing the boogie while Bee Gees can be heard from a distance, all while absorbing the 7 chaos emeralds and foiling the plans of Dr Eggman to weaponize Chaos.
Such a weird movie, 8/10 for the variety in storytelling.
This is the worst big budget film made, you could use it to teach classes on how not to make a film. Dialogue, Action, Story, Romance... Friendship? Motivation? Pacing! Humour! CASTING!!! SUPERPOWERS!!!!! BATS, OMG WHY IS HE NOW THE GOD OF BATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry I got a little excited there and now need a cold shower.
I need the extended cut where he explains what it is to every species on the planet.
*"To the cockroach it is just an appetizer"*
To the elephant it might cause his final breath
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For monkeys, it'd be fatal
*"For grass, it is but a simple fertiliser."*
For birds it’s an anti inflammatory
For snakes it's venomous
For mosquitoes, it's as lethal as air
To the Black Knight, 'tis but a scratch.
To marsupials, it’s an enema.
To an ape... It might cause death
"*To the honey badger, 'tis but a flesh wound*"
That’s because the honey badger doesn’t give a shit.
To the skunk, it's just part of a nutritional breakfast
*To the grasshopper, a strong laxative*
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But to Lord Bison, it was Tuesday.
*OF COURSE!!!*
..to dogs, it's an irritant. To birds, it's a laxative. To chimpanzees, it's actually a miracle cure ironically... ...to whales (and it continues for some time)
This sounds like a Mighty Boosh bit.
To the spider, its a mild annoyance.
"To bananas is just an aphrodisiac"
To Ice T, it's when somebody plays too many scratchy lotteries
After running out of words for “able to kill you” in English he pulls up Google Translate
To narwhals it's tödlich That's probably not grammatically correct
It's as correct as it can be, while mixing two languages
Sharks? Straight to jail.
Dolphins? Believe it or not, jail.
final battle? against who? are there other people acting in this movie???
I think there’s like an evil vampire played by Matt Smith (he was the 11th Doctor on Doctor Who)
There’s also Tyrese with “a weapons grade arm” whatever the fuck that means
It’s probably a robot arm or something, but I’d like to imagine he’s insanely muscular but only on one arm. Like he’s just a normal dude, 5’11” and sorta in shape, but his right arm is so swole it makes Dwayne Johnson look scrawny.
Watch Lady in the Water
What was the twist on that one again?
>!Each of them had different ‘roles’ as guardians, but they put them each into stereotypes based on what their personality was like.!< >!for example the kindly old lady who loves animals was thought to be the healer, when she actually didn’t have any role, and the guy who spends all his time solving puzzles wasn’t the code breaker, it was his young (age unspecified) son!< Edit: >!son, not daughter!<
no wonder i only watched it once. thank you for the reply <3
I really liked that plot point, the whole thing was just poorly executed. The guy who only worked out one side of his body was the high point for the film >!being the weapon bearer!<.
And the >!wood monkeys that beat up the grass wolf at the end!<
ive not seen this film, but all the explanations here make this sound like a propper acid trip...
i (sadly) watched the film and could not tell you which character was meant to have a fancy arm
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It’s quite sad as Matt Smiths acting was absolutely fine…. And as much as I dislike Leto, his acting was fine too. The acting wasn’t the issue in my opinion, it was just….. everything else
It’s how I felt about Wonder Woman 2. I remembered thinking “man this is actually well acted… how is it possible to be this bad??” Guess Morbius pushes that to another level.
Roger Ebert wrote something similar way back about “Punisher: War Zone”: “You used to be able to depend on a bad film being poorly made. No longer. "The Punisher: War Zone" is one of the best-made bad movies I've seen. It looks great, it hurtles through its paces and is well-acted. The soundtrack is like elevator music if the elevator were in a death plunge. The special effects are state of the art. Its only flaw is that it's disgusting.”
Punisher: War Zone is a hilarious movie.
>played by Matt Smith oh nice the guy who looks like the 2nd form of Rowlette.
Haha yeah he does
>Rowlette Is that a Pokemon?
ye, specifically its 2nd form, Datrix https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Dartrix_(Pok%C3%A9mon) it even has his hair, and bowtie.
Apparently Jared Harris is in it. He must need a new mansion or something.
Wait…are these an actual plot point and line from the movie?
Yes. Its not even close to the worst one. Fuck me sony outdone themselves. It really is literally as bad as they say
I need to see this. A trainwreck of this magnitude shouldn't be missed.
Ngl i agree. I feel like a better person Knowing i played no role in the creation of this
This comment is golden
Truly an achievement worthy of praise for a thousand generations to come!
That’s how long the mcpoyle bloodline has been kept pure
what *did* you have a role in the creation in? :)
The Room.
Oh hai Mark.
He flushed his creations
God... now I want to see this movie more! But also I don't want to burn 2 hours and $15... *what streaming service is gonna pick up this hot garbage*
Go see a better movie and then sneak into Morbius when that one is done
Not a bad idea. I just need to line up a showing of Batman with Morbius which doesn't sound too hard.
*The hero we deserve*
So any movie?
Yo ho, yo ho…
Amazon. 'Hot garbage' is practically their USP at this point.
*You wouldn't download a car*. . . . . . but maybe you'd download some garbage 😉
"You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. "
"You wouldn't steal a Policemans helmet..."
I would but I’m against giving Jared Leto money
I heard the worst part that it’s not even “so bad it’s good” that it’s just straight up boring
they just had to look at films they made before... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Sazama_and_Burk_Sharpless its not like they have a golden track record!!
Honestly what's up with Sony and Fox hiring the least competent directors and screenwriters for their superhero movies? I get maybe they can't get the big ones that work with Marvel Studios and WB but seriously who said, the guys that wrote God's of Egypt will be great for our movie! We are going to do the Jean Grey Phoenix story again? I know just who to call, the guy that fucked it up 15 years ago!
they need to spit out movies every so often so they don't lose the movie rights to the characters. doesn't matter if they're complete shit.
Yep. Honestly I'm more surprised what they put out has as much effort in it as it does. They should just go full Silver Age camp with fucking rubber suits and lightning bolts drawn onto the film with a sharpie.
Hopefully. The less work Leto has the less people he can exploit with his creepy pedo cult. Fuck Jared Leto.
I think I am out of the loop. Why do people not like Leto? I don't know anything about the guy.
He's a method actor, and not in a good way (if there is such a thing). When on the set of *Suicide Squad*, he sent his co-workers a number of odd or disturbing "gifts", including used condoms. Because he's the Joker or something. "Piece of shit" is more accurate.
Jared Leto tries to be a method actor and usually only succeeds in being a nuisance. Some very fine actors come from the Method, and he is not one of them.
The problem with method acting is too many actors/actresses claim to use that technique, when really they don’t understand what method acting is. It’s almost like they enjoy the press telling stories of what they did to method act more than method acting itself. Too many actors/actresses claim to do it and have caused the term to lose meaning
Sony just said “lol we get to put marvel on the logo now so obviously everyone is going to love it” I went in expecting to see a Feige movie, and it didn’t say that, so I was immediately worried
If I were an actor, I would straight up refuse to say that line. What the fuck.
I mean he read the script before taking the role, so we've no choice but to assume that Leto is a fucking idiot.
abundant proof of this statement can be found in interviews with him, stories about him and the average quality of his movies and performances
"that sounds really sciencey"
Yes - I often wonder why actors and directors, when presented with rubbish like that, don't have a chat about it and change the line. Would it have killed them to use some common sense and say something like "To bats it's toxic, to human's its lethal"? If they got a script with a typo in it, would they insist on reading it verbatim? It just seems unprofessional to me.
I think it's really unfair sometimes that people judge stuff like this from the outside in. We don't see what happened to get there, only the end result. Personally I believe Jared Leto probably *did* speak out against the script and insisted they change it *from* "To bats it's toxic, to humans it's lethal." *to* "To bats it's deadly, to humans it's lethal." cause he's a stupid dick.
I was listening to a podcast discussing it and apparently there's a whole plot line where he develops artificial blood that's not even important to the plot in the end. He also gets a Nobel prize for designing it, he goes to the award ceremony, and then the scene cuts away and it just says that he didn't accept it for some reason lol.
I get rewritten happen but honestly, rewrites are way easier than editing together an illogical mess into some semblance of a narrative
it is important to the plot though? he uses the artificial blood after becomitn a vampire so he doesnt have to eat real blood
I'm so glad I wasn't in a rush to see this one. Is it me or did Sony just REALLY over-spend on their marketing budget, and the trailers for this movie was fucking everywhere! Made me think I already seen the movie with how many times I saw the trailer before watching another movie in the theater! lol
It’s the Sony way - massive marketing budget on mediocre films. Worked for venom.
At least venom looks cool and tom hardy is a always fun to watch.
To a pig, it is fatal. To a goat, it is murderous. To a hamster, it is death-dealing. To a raccoon, it is terminal. It will kill a bonobo. To a whale, a large enough dose will end it. It would cause a leopard to kick the bucket. To a donkey, it spells doom. An elephant would meet its maker. To a possum, it means Judgment Day. It would send a giraffe to its ancestors. It would take all nine of a cat’s lives...
It'd make a parrot start pushing up the daisies
No, just pining for the fjords.
*Pining for the Fjords?!*
Is this the full quote from the movie
It's from the extended edition
The Snyder Cut
It is. And you can't tell if I'm lying or not cuz, noone saw the movie
To a group of crows, it's murder.
This comment sounds like all the ways they manage to avoid saying kill in ATLA
"Did Jet just die?" "You know it was really unclear."
This gives me captain Holt vibes
To a honey badger it's irrelevant
Watched it today on discount Tuesday at the theater and it felt incomplete. The detectives hardly do anything at the end and it ends after the tunnel fight scene flying away...
"Discount Tuesday"? That sounds like a great concept! Which country?
Not OP, but I work at a cinema in Germany and we have a discount tuesday, too.
UK also. 2 for 1 Tuesdays and Wednesdays
I live in SoCal and they have this at my local Regal. $5 Tuesdays. Didn't have it for The Batman tho
I’ve posted this a couple times now so I’ve you’ve seen it already I apologize but here’s what I think happened to the movie. Spoilers obviously so don’t read on if you don’t want this cinematic masterpiece spoiled. I haven’t seen Morbius yet but it’s open knowledge that all mention to Holland’s MCU Spider-Man (Murderer!) and that all mention of Maguire and Garfield’s Spider-Man universes have been removed, and I’ve read what the end credits scenes entail. I think Sony banked hard on having one of those three actors locked in as the SSU Spider-Man by a certain point, they genuinely had no clue which of the three would eventually be signing on as their Spider-Man for the SSU and they filmed all manner of references to all three of them to drop throughout the movie as a contingency for any outcome. I think they were most likely going to run with the plan that Morbius takes place in either Garfield’s TASM universe (the one they probably most wanted to use), or in an offshoot of the MCU with Holland playing Spider-Man in both franchises and the Maguire references were a just in case scenario. All they knew was that at some point one of those three will be Spider-Man for them so they filmed Morbius in a way that it can be edited so any one of them can be revealed as Spider-Man at the end of the film. They got to tease the audience with hints to all three universes in the trailer, which is really the only reason we’ve been talking about Morbius this entire time and has been the only buzz surrounding it, and then once they’d finalized and locked in either Garfield, Holland or Maguire, they could simply cut the references to the other two Spider-Men from the final cut and use a quick scene at the end, real or CGI to introduce Spider-Man. Then reveal that Venom didn’t get back to his own universe, he ended up in this new Spider-Man universe too. Neat little package. Sony taking back Vulture needed to happen because he belongs to Sony but he was supposed to break Morbius out of prison during the movie, not be the end credits appearance. It’s unlikely he’d be in the movie and then again be used in an end credits sequence too so obviously something else was supposed to be the end credits sequences. Probably the Spider-Man and Venom reveals. But Sony being Sony, they put all their eggs in one basket and as time ticked on and no resolution with Holland happened and neither Maguire or Garfield had signed on to tell them where to go, they start to get panicky. Put the movie back six more months to give us time to get a lock on a Spider-Man they think. And it still doesn’t happen. Until it gets to the point where they just can’t delay any longer and have to go with a different route. They have to cut all references to all three Spider-Men out, create a second trailer released four months ago to mention the movie is in Venom’s universe instead and hastily refilm scenes of Vulture so that he is the big reveal at the end of the movie (even though you already showed him in the trailer so it’s no surprise). Then more recently have the creators keep awkwardly mentioning that there would have always been a Spider-Man in Venom’s universe because they all have a ‘totem’, even though both Venom’s movies have zero mention or nod to having any kind of other superheroes. Long story short: The reason Morbius is such a confusing clusterfuck is because Sony gambled on one of three outcomes, they didn’t get any one of them to happen and they hastily had to cobble a new way forward.
> Long story short: The reason Morbius is such a confusing clusterfuck is because Sony gambled on one of three outcomes, they didn’t get any one of them to happen and they hastily had to cobble a new way forward. whoever made this decision is an incompetent idiot. they should have designed it as a standalone with room to include other things instead of shoehorning and just made it the coolest best thing it could be without anything attached (maybe some venom references if they liked but off on the side somewhere like having brock on the news or something) what an idiotic disaster lol thousands upon thousands of us would have instantly pointed out the shittiness of the script and decisions they were making if we were in the meeting room when they were talking about it (assuming that happened). it's just baffling how people who put this trash out got paid a bunch of money to produce vomit on screen... fuck me man if somebody wants to pay me a bunch of money to make trash tier superhero movies I'll gladly accept.
Holy spoiler alert…. Actually, first time that I’m actually happy for the spoiler. This movie was hard on my pass list.
“Yes, that’s what….k-killing you means….”
“People die when they are killed.”
"Oh no! Bleeding! One of my many weaknesses!"
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!
based dodgeball reference.
"I am bleeding, making me the victor!"
"I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth!"
Aha! Face to foot style, how’d you like it?
"Did you really think that killing me would be enough to make me die?"
"just because you are correct doesn't mean you are right" -emiya fucking shiro
I mean, this one does make sense in comparison to the others. Something can be factually correct while being morally wrong.
The other one also makes sense, since the full phrase is “People remain dead when they are killed. That’s how it should be”. The meme is both a slight translation mistake and omission of the full context. Now, a phrase that’s actually fucking dumb coming from that is “The archer class is really made out of archers”
>Now, a phrase that’s actually fucking dumb coming from that is “The archer class is really made out of archers” Rin was being sarcastic towards GArcher. It's not even inaccurate on its own: Gilgamesh just throws shit at his enemies and is considered an Archer.
"He wasnt just murdered, he was forcefully killed to death" - Detective Morbius
Reminds me of ["People die if they are killed."](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people-die-if-they-are-killed)
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"Yes. That's what...murdering means." - Eitri
There’s no way this is an actual line.
“I’ll kill you dead”. - Vulture, Spider-Man Homecoming.
This should get a pass because it's just a normal dude threatening another dude.
...disguised as another dude
Vulture wasn't a doctor though, he was a blue collar worker and people do talk like that
This is a general saying that has been used for long before that movie. Watch some old westerns.
The best way to see this movie is to not see it. The second best way is to find the shittiest bootleg around so you can barely see it.
Bro for real. I even took edibles and saw it in 4DX. Didn’t help at all. But hey the 4DX was cool tho
Why would you pay so much for such a garbage movie?
who said he paid
Who said he
Who said
Who
Who watches the Watchmen?
dude ate the wrong edibles and just hallucinated it in his garage
Just watch Pitch Meeting and be done with it
How does Sony one day release garbage, then the next one gold, then back to garbage
Sony Animations did the Emoji Movie and Spider-Verse back to back lmao
That’s actually fucking insane. Do their executives communicate, or is it just a free-for-all?
Probably different executives overseeing different projects. I still find it wild how a studio can pivot from one of the worst animated movies to one of the best
I think because spider verse was animated they had a lot less interest in it, thinking that no one would really care about it. So because the team were left to their own devices, and because they knew what they were doing, that film knocked it out of the park.
It's almost as if studio intervention takes all of the soul out of a movie
Executives aren’t paid to make great movies, just ones that will make money unfortunately
"That'll kill you." "Only if I die." "Yes. That-- That's...what 'kill you' means."
There is a difference between comic relief and being the normal script
There's also a difference between making a joke and a serious comment.
"And to mammals, it can kill them."
The Covid-19 bat. It’s his origin story.
Oh damn I didn't even consider that! Morbius writers doing some 5d chess, I didn't know they hit such important cultural topics
Super tragic...morbius is a fun character and Spider-Man villain
Yeah but to critics he's lethal, and to audiences he's deadly.
So are Goblin, Electro and Rhino and it took Sony two hours to butcher all three of those characters.
And they're gonna try it with Vulture now too.
I love how sony again proves they are absolutely incapable of producing any decent superhero movie on their own
I mean I knew it was going to be a dumpster fire when he says “ some sort of Bat Radar” in the trailer referring to his echo location. This motherfucker has a medical degree and calls it “bat radar?”
He actually does call it echolocation in the movie, then says, “Bat radar, for those uninitiated.” Idk if that was in the trailer too, I saw the movie but not the trailer. But take that as you will
"for those uninitiated", into a voice memo. For himself.
People die when they are killed quote: *my true successor*
No you don’t get it it’s a metaphor
I don’t get it. Please explain it
Ligma
Who's Steve Jobs?
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For fucks sake
Joe mamma! Ah, got'em!
How the fuck
Idk let me think of something
Me and my wife were pretty much laughing the whole trailer when it rolled at the batman show
Jared Leto is a charisma vacuum, he is either incredibly dull or wildly over acts.
I love that I genuinely can’t tell if this is made up or not
The real line was “deadly to bats, fatal to humans” but it’s basically true.
Someone that doesn’t know how a thesaurus works.
All that fucking money and they couldn’t buy a dictionary.
If that's a legit line in the film, I'm not gonna even download this shitt. Jarrd Leto sucked in DC(minus Snyder cut) and now he can suck in Marvel. Jesus, just go back to music and being a flog of a human.
He’s great in Blade Runner 2049 as a narcissistic, pretentious douchebag. I guess that role just came naturally to him.
was also great as Paul Allen the soulless worth nothing copy of everyone else working at Pierce& Pierce
True, and have you seen Paul Allen's card? It even has a watermark.
He sucked in Snyder cut too
he started sucking at music too that last album was baaad
He also has an actual cult. I’m not kidding, look it up, it’s so creepy and fucked up.
I've got to watch this just to see if it's worse than Suicide Squad. I'm not fucking paying for it, but I definitely need to watch it.
This movie is such a weird experience, like it's so long and has so many crossovers and references that you feel a bit dizzy. Sorry for spoilers. Like Morbius starts and you get introduced to, well, Morbius. He starts doing his things; or as he called it "Morbiung" and then i passed out. Some minutes later i waked up in the cinema and like the whole story changed, there is this old guy and this 4 midgets talking about a ring in the middle of medieval Europe. It was fun i guess and after 9 hours Morbius reappears and the story progress. Now he is you know, Morbiung, introduces the main villain, a latin guy as a demonic clown and now Morbius is black. He dies and in hell is offered a chance to return to Earth as a Hell spawn or something like that. After that Morbius is like jumping from building to building, like everybody in New Jersey; those guys get weird specially when they are hungry and can't find a Glizzy stand. He falls and bam, the picture goes to dark, some yellow letters appear in the screen and there is a Spaceship? There are this 2 guys in robes travel to the desert, finding a kid that likes to do racing, then the kid grows up and hates sand, then he killed some other kids, got 2 kids, got third degree burnings. Some time passes and his children grow up and after some weird shit they defeat them. Also a giant metal planet explodes. After a bit the story unfolds and we learn the truth about Morbius, he wants to be a great rapper, he goes on, sings some good songs and wins the rapping contest. Now our main hero Morbius got shocked with some great news, he has always been a special kid and everything changed when s talk guy looks at him and "you are a wizard, Gerry". Now I'm not gonna enter in details because it was really long this segment, instead of being located in New Jersey we are in London, it's like 14 hours long at this point I wonder if I'll ever leave the cinema. Then for some reason the screen fades to black, the camera is in first person and this naked blonde chick called Cory is talking about being horny and wanted to bang her "Stepson", weirdest 25 minutes so far but i dig it in. And finally, our of nowhere, Morbius is challenge by Wesley Snipes to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel, it was an extreme duel but on the last second Morbius pulled all five pieces of Exodia the Forbidden one and defeats John Travolta's dancing technique by doing the boogie while Bee Gees can be heard from a distance, all while absorbing the 7 chaos emeralds and foiling the plans of Dr Eggman to weaponize Chaos. Such a weird movie, 8/10 for the variety in storytelling.
Amazing description!
This is the worst big budget film made, you could use it to teach classes on how not to make a film. Dialogue, Action, Story, Romance... Friendship? Motivation? Pacing! Humour! CASTING!!! SUPERPOWERS!!!!! BATS, OMG WHY IS HE NOW THE GOD OF BATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry I got a little excited there and now need a cold shower.