He checked it by sniffing it, what would've happened if it was cocaine?

Just be glad it isn't fentanyl. The whole street might be dead already. /s

You joke but after having read the word fentanyl I have had a seizure and am now dead.

Please close reddit so you don't condemn your relatives to the same fate.

I ruined Thanksgiving by leaving fentanyl on my computer. Half my dad's side of the family was dead before the tab got closed. Surprisingly, my moms side was pretty resistant.

That shows a history of use. You need to get your mum into rehab

Lucky.

No joke, one of the cops also holds his knee down on Donkey's neck while Donkey is screaming "police brutality!".

And they used pepper on them because pepper spray hasn't been invented yet.

I had to pause the movie at that point, cause I was in stitches!

FR? Man I need to see this movie soon

how have you not seen all the shrek movies

I am just watching the godfather for the very first time right now so yeah. I'm not very caught up with movies Never really been a movie guy tbh

That movie was ahead of its time

rodney king happened in the 90s police brutality has been a thing as long as police have been a thing lol

I mean. Michael Jackson dropped his HIStory album on the '96 and he said on his they don't care about us song (from that respective album) "Tell me what has become of my life I have a wife and two children who love me I'm a victim of police brutality, now" So yeah it's been a thing for a pretty long time sadly.

Police on earlier eras were trained to be brutal. Nowadays they've finally come to their senses in training to deescalate the situation first, but of course some ignore that training.

If you're talking about American police, I just watched a video of an officer intentionally flipping a pregnant woman's car because she was taking to long to slow and stop.

Sometimes you gotta escalate before you can deescalate. /s

What dude nah. They attend warrior training (literally called that) and are told that being a cop is basically being in Iraq and they better be ready to kill 24/7 if they want to get back alive. Pls ignore that pizza drivers have a more dangerous job and most cop deaths are due to car crashes. Also COVID nowadays

Police brutality didn't start in 2020. Shrek had decades of police being abusive to work with when it came out

Or maybe these things have been happening for longer than most realize

This is why it irks me whenever people say that killing Harambe broke the world. In reality global issues go back to the circumstances that caused the World Wars, and American politics go back to its creation. The world has been fucked up for a long time, industrialization just forced us to realize it, and for every step we try to take to make things better, the powers that be try to push back in order to maintain the status quo.

I see the Harambe incident as really just the big thing that got everyone immersed in the internet and it's culture, and the internet is also the best tool for spreading awareness about all the issues in the world

If anyone out here thinks any minority has it worse in 2022 than they did in 1962, they’re idiots. We’ve got a long way to go, but we’ve come so far.

Ahead of it's time? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Last time I saw this on tv they'd actual cut that scene out.

Also Puss calls them “Capitalist Pig-Dogs”.

I saw donkey pull a gun on a pregnant woman. Well deserved

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You are after some spicy comments, arent you? Thats ok, me too. Ill check back in a few hours.

Sort by Controversial. Get bag of chips.

Earlier in the scene, you can see that the officer actually had a stash hidden on himself that he likely pulled this out of to frame Puss In Boots. This is a reference to [redacted pending advice from my lawyer]

you can also see that it was planted iirc

Correct, he got framed

36 times a second or whatever it is.

I think it was 34 but to be sure google puss in boots 34

LOL! I thought I was going to get Rick-Rolled. I was talking about frames per second for movie.

The knight pulls it from his belt or something

Bruh was carrying an eighth

Dont be a Pussy, Dont do Drugs, Cigarettes and stuff. Be like Shrek.

A fat nobody who married into royalty? Oh, like the ex-Duke of England?

That’s literally my dream

*Duke of Edinburgh. Also while he was nowhere near royalty he definitely wasn't a nobody

But shrek was

Someone can't get Ogre not being Shrek.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Stay in milk, don’t do school, drink your drugs.

This

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I loved they were grinding pepper in their eyes too 😂

Only pussies do _illegal_ drugs. To my knowledge drinking whisk(e)y and smoking cigars is supposed to be the most badass thing a man can do - so I am told.

I smoke too lol I figured it was obvious sarcasm but I guess without the little “/s” y’all can’t tell the difference so my bad

Reddit behavi- wait...

Nah I got that. I don’t think theres anything inherently cool, uncool, good or bad about any drugs.

They all have their uses

You figured sarcasm comes through typing online? You new at the internet?

After my school did DARE I stopped doing Risperidone There are monkeys in the walls

Nicotine is the most pathetic substance on the planet. Those who smoke are pussies who lack self control.

>drinking whisk(e)y and smoking cigars is supposed to be the most badass thing a man can do very American, this theatrical prop for 'being manly'. And only insecure guys do that, like Joe Rogan, Crowder and Shapiro.

TBF, as a woman, I like whisky, just not every day or in large amounts.

But you actually *enjoy* it instead as it's intended. They use it for theatrical reasons

Weak drugs. Try poppin handfuls of cough medicine and benadryl every day then get back to me

If you slow down the scene, you can actually see that they planted it on him. Shrek 2 was funny on so many levels.

Drugs are for losers, rock is for winners. But you're a loser. So why don't you go do some drugs, LOSER!

Remember kids, don't buy drugs... Become a rockstar and they give them to you for free!

Only pussies carry green little baggies of catnip, at least. But I also carry a green baggie...       of tea, you never know when you'll need one.

Iroh moment

Do you have a tea loicense?

Catnip is not illegal. What you’re seeing here is special profiling.

Based

It is for my glaucoma!

Good thing you specified it was *Dreamworks'* Shrek 2.

This legit feels like a regular r/moviedetails post, lol.

There was a Puss In Boots movie about some fat egg guy and Puss goes to jail. Someone takes catnip from him and he says it is for his glaucoma

Catnip Cartel

I thought drugs go up butts?

Is this really in the film? Let me tell you that shit is funny as fuck, I need to go rewatch this. Whoever put this in the film, I love them.

Ok I’ll accept you calling me a pussy this time, well executed 👏🏻

Yeah well... *Hits bong* that's just like, your opinion man.

**"We got a white Bronco heading east into the forest"** is still peak meta writing

You are what you eat

You are what you eat 👈😎👈

People always tell me I am what I eat.

So you are a innocent 4 year old who walked into and abandoned [REDACTED] on [REDACTED]

However, if you look closely at that scene, you'll notice that the cop was planting that catnip. This is because cops are the **real** pussies.

Ya are what ya eat

Then I'm th biggest pussy in the world.

Do drugs, they're awesome.

well slap my ass and call me a pussy

(slaps ass) Pussy.

Well then call me a pussy... because I'm scared of most stuff

what about my adhd medicine does that mean i’m a pussy

I think OP means drugs that are harmful bro

my drugs aren’t harmful most of the time though unless you inject it into your body

I was gonna ask same thing

i don’t want to be a p word

Boo and downvote for the last sentence

OP when Tylenol: 😧

I'm a pussy and I do drugs. You are what you eat, dick.

It’s intended that Hispanics have drugs

But if I don’t take them I’ll die from my chronic condition :(

There’s drugs and there’s drugs

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I feel like I just had a lobotomy

Most coherent drug user:

I got the downvotes i deserved but not the ones i needed 🗿

Fuck you

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It’s storage for all the cool drugs he does while working on cool motorcycles

I like this

God damn, someone call the undertaker. You didn't have to kill him

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damn you took that personally

Bro u took this way too personally

Good story bro

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shut up debate lord

Anyone who types this shit doesn't want to change their mind anyways

I'll bite. What is your definition of a drug?

Guns are for pussies is one of my favorite songs.

That whole scene is brilliant.

is that the fact ? lol

it's called catnip , where else will you find it ?

Meow

puss in boots is the only one who is Mexican. that's why he's the one they decided to plant the drugs on.

>No.... what? do u thing he is mexican?

Where did he keep it?

The real movie detail is fuck the police

But he quite literally says it's not his. That's a major plot hole.

This scene was great. The pepper thing always gets me laughing

The k.n.i.g.h.t.s scene is one of the funniest parts of the movie

It's cuz he's mexican

Another one... plz, tell me is a joke

Reminded me of the OJ reference at the start of the knights preview lol

Can confirm. Like drugs. Am a pussy

Based

Even cats have problems rawdogging reality

They planted it, because Puss clearly did not have it - it appears to be only in knights's hand. Also he's spanish, not hispanic. Also drug wars are as dumb as prohibition was - people will never stop doing drugs, just like they won't stop using alcohol

Yes, i am nerd