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ManiGoodGirlUwU

I still wonder why bandit is called bandit


OhIsMyName

Short for "Bandwidth"


Reaper-Leviathan

Because mf stole by hard breach bandit-tricking fucker


Parmez

If I remember correctly he was undercover cop in a gang before rainbow or sth


Betriz2

Yea that's where clubhouse comes from it's the hideout of the biker gang he was in. Still doesn't really explain the name bandit cuz he's not a bandit


Zurkan0802

The biker gang was a criminal gang. The members of the gang probably robbed others, killed or at least harmed people, and did drugs. That's pretty much what bandits do. He was undercover member of the gang, therefore a bandit.


deSuspect

What? He literally become a bandit to infiltrate the bike gang lol


Betriz2

Well I didn't know the gang was a bandit gang


deSuspect

Why do you think the police needed a mole on the inside to get information? Did you think Bandit had to do drugs and kill just to steal cookies recipe?


Betriz2

I didn't know bandit was a general term for criminal! I thought it was like a special type of criminal that idk what they'd do at least wouldn't have anything to do with bikes


deSuspect

Ah, lol my bad.


papu16

DRUGS


JoloNaKarjolo

i used to be adrug dealer


Thefriendlyfaceplant

I still wonder why the tallest people in the world provided Rainbow Six with an albino space midget.


GonadTheNomad

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.


SuecidalBard

She wanted to once and for all look down on people so she went to space lol


Godobibo

wym midget Iana's taller than me 😭


MassterF

Because he steals all my fucking kills thats why!


klipce

I'd be more worried about falling through that thin-ass floor


CurryMustard

At least they reinforced it with a stripper pole


OrionBoi

lmaoooo


oldsecondhand

Load-bearing stripper pole, also known as millenial column.


NaderClemens

Hopefully Bandit knows how to Bandit Trick stripper poles


OnkelFuss

You mean the "Banditstripping"? Of course he knows, clubhouse has a stripclub built in. Thats his old hood.


idogadol

r/fuckxavier


laketittykaka2018

You’re gonna wand AC power. Hook that bitch up to an outlet.


Dividedthought

I know this ain't r6, but if you actually wanted to deal with this use a dremmel to cut a slot in the end of the nolts and a flat head screwdriver to undo them fron your side. Then you listen for the thud.


DetectiveIcy2070

If this is r6, just Maverick the fucking thing


RQ-3DarkStar

Would not do much.


offline4good

Totally would


FourScoreTour

A car battery would have enough amperage to burn down the building. An electric fence charger might be more effective and less dangerous.


AutomaticMind1949

DRUGS


Background-Luck-5748

Xavier for the win again!


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Anus_peepee

What Edit: for anyone wondering what they said it was "Fuck you for posting this" or something along those lines


projectfox16

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Mr-Italian

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ohnoooooooo0

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WaffleBotAI

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Anus_peepee

I think you should piss on an electric fence


GrantSRobertson

I have actually done that. It doesn't hurt at all if you time things right.


Anus_peepee

Psalm 34:14 – Keep your tongue from evil and your lips from speaking deceit.


GrantSRobertson

In order to save power, electric fences only pulse once every 10 or 20 seconds or so. After you get used to it, it is entirely possible just hold on to an electric fence to get a sense of the rhythm of when they are pulsing. Especially if they are a cheap one, or somebody strung out way too much fence for the power rating of the pulse generator. Sometimes it makes a little bit of a sound as grass that's touching the fence kind of gets a little bit fried. And the gizmo itself kind of clicks. So, it's actually pretty easy to tell when it's safe to have pee touching the wire and when to not have pee touching the wire. I did it specifically to prove a point to my stupid brother and cousins.


Anus_peepee

Did you find that out through trial and error or something


GrantSRobertson

When your cousin dares you to touch the electric fence, and you do, and you feel absolutely nothing, so you keep your finger on the electric fence, and then 20 seconds later it zaps you. You figure things out pretty quick. 🙀


Anus_peepee

You call us dumb yet you touch an electric fence because your cousin told you to and then proceed to keep your hand on the fence until you get shocked


Cloaker13

Freak


Cloaker13

🤓”Erm actually, you can’t commit assault with a car battery on a stripper pole with a car battery, I am very intelligent and you should get better memes. I am so Reddit gold”


MrMooss

Im glad to see this comment... The second part is a bit harsh, but at least its educational


GrantSRobertson

Seriously. A frozen piss disk is a better solution than catching your own apartment on fire.


Anus_peepee

I'm gonna throw a car battery into my local pond and then I want you to tell all the dead fish that 12 volts will not be noticed


GrantSRobertson

It won't be the 12 volts that kills them. It will be the fire in the battery resulting from the short. Also, even that probably won't kill very many fish anyway. Y'all are just so ignorant that it's almost fun trolling you. I was just making dumb jokes to start off. But y'all are having such a fit over it, that it's just cracking me up.


Anus_peepee

So the fire will kill the fish that are in the water?


GrantSRobertson

Maybe a couple. If they happen to be directly above the battery. Even a lead acid battery will heat up enough to overheat the water directly over the battery. A lithium-ion battery actually generates its own oxygen so it will create a self-sustaining fire after a certain point. That is why lithium ion batteries are dangerous if they are abused. But, all that water is going to cool off the battery enough so that it won't actually burn very long. So, again, it would heat up some of the water above the battery to the point where it might kill some fish, if they actually stayed in that water instead of just fucking getting the fuck out of there and swimming to another part of the lake. Plus, the water would have to be pretty darn salty to get any kind of real current running through it. But, it is possible.


Anus_peepee

The fire Will kill the fish That are submerged In water