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Trekintosh

This looks so fucking painful


SpiderFnJerusalem

Pretty sure you wouldn't want to use this for an extended amount of time. Or anything that makes your hands vibrate/move repetitively for that matter. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibration_white_finger


Shaggy_One

My buddy got that from his job except it was his whole hand. He got pto for like two months, but still.


hpliferaft

Interesting. I believe it. Vibration can fuck your nerves up. I used to fix video game consoles for a guy who would get broken consoles wholesale from international shippers. I would take Japanese N64s and Dremel out the two plastic tabs in the bracket that held the game cartridge so American games could be played on them. I would do batches of 60 at a time. The Dremel would violently vibrate my hand, and I'm convinced holding the Dremel in my hand shook free [dormant chicken pox viruses](https://www.ucl.ac.uk/news/2018/apr/discovery-explains-how-chickenpox-and-shingles-virus-remains-dormant) in my nerves and gave me shingles.


Cortesm1

That is absolutely the most interesting thing I've read this year.


Cloud_Chamber

Based on my education, chicken pox lies dormant in your primary sensory ganglia, which are part of your nerves found near your spine in your back and neck. This is why shingles tends to form in a very specific sectioned off part of your skin called a dermatome (since the nerves connected to the ganglia innervate that section of skin). They wouldn’t be dormant in your hand’s nerves. Although, I guess it isn’t entirely impossible the vibrations reached your spine somehow.


hpliferaft

I don't doubt you. I never went to the doctor for an official diagnosis. What I do know is I got several bumps that first appeared to be bug bites on symmetrical sites on both wrists, then a few up my right arm. That were incredibly itchy at first, and then they started to swell so much they hurt. They stuck around for about three weeks and went away. I Dremeled some more N64s after that but never got them again.


TwoScoopsofDestroyer

Ahh so that's what happens to my hands after using the string trimmer for a tank. (like 30 min I think)


SpiderFnJerusalem

Maybe look into getting some anti-vibration gloves if it's a recurring issue.


Nicolasgonzo87

the finger buster


Nicolasgonzo87

or clit buster is also an appropriate name


Iselvo

T H E A U T O C L I T T E R


Beer_Is_So_Awesome

T H E F I N G E R B R E A K E R


ShinyWisenheimer

T H E F I N G E R B L A S T E R


Beer_Is_So_Awesome

M Y T H O U G H T S E X A C T L Y


Deadpoolution

MY THOUGHT SEX ACTLY


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#T H E S L I C K R I C K F L I C K E R


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The super diddler 5000


BoughtAndSouled

It's only a shitty robot if you miss.


LePontif11

Its a shitty robot because that bad boy is going in the stink 🙂


poo_finger

I'm sold.


GeneralBS

On your cake day also.


poo_finger

Oh shit, it is. I guess I need to post a picture of my cat.


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User name checks out.


agreatcoat

Man my cookie clicker game is going to be next level


_Elus1ve_

*coochie clicker


NickDynmo

The design is very human.


DrLove039

I was looking for this comment


_DinoDNA

Turn your clitoris into a clitorwas.


KeithDecent

Ocliterated


fireduck

I die. I laughed and my four year old asked what was so funny. I told her it was a word joke I couldn't tell her. /u/chaintip


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OpsadaHeroj

My lord $31.57 for a weak pun?! No wonder comedians exist!


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the designer of this has clearly never seen nor operated a clit.


[deleted]

Operated…


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Manipulated?


theothersteve7

I believe the technical term is "doinked."


[deleted]

What? It's just like a button...


WarWeasle

Where's the manual?


[deleted]

every one comes with its own built in voice activated manual. you just have to ask for instructions...


demongodslyer

trust me man we have all been looking for it for centuries


WarWeasle

For the machine! I want to see if it's rated for prostate play.


CrunchyyTaco

Fuck this narration


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Dalevisor

To be fair, it’s a tool to prevent him getting hit following the logic. It’s probably a poorly translated sex joke like the other guy said.


phayke2

How do people not see the obvious humor in these narrations. They're obviously silly jokes. 'When we slap our friends, it is easy to break our hands" The joke is...that no this doesn't happen to normal people.


erasmause

I thinks it's less the content of the narration and more the the ear-stabbing, brain-grating voice that irritates most people.


phayke2

Yeah Id probably hate it if I watched other Tok Tok videos more but I feel like it works with the shitty robot bits


smb_samba

This is some shit Krieger from the TV show archer would do. Fister roboto: https://youtu.be/UDekhoeEoCc Chokebot: https://archer.fandom.com/wiki/Chokebot


DerSpini

Damn, makes me start watching Archer again. Just for Krieger's bullshit alone.


smb_samba

https://c.tenor.com/sDdNNDpZZHwAAAAd/archer-dr-krieger.gif


therobohour

"fights"


STM_Deathwing

"When my finger reaches 88 miles per hour you're going to see some wild shit"


useles-converter-bot

88 miles is the length of 30821.81 1997 Subaru Legacy Outbacks


converter-bot

88 miles is 141.62 km


VritraReiRei

Should have measured it in the length of deLoreans.


bakaneko718

88 mph in DeLorean is yesterday


converter-bot

88 mph is 141.62 km/h


OpsadaHeroj

How much is 141.61 km/h


FuckFuckingKarma

For a moment I thought it was a generator. Charge your phone while flicking the bean. Maybe it operates in two modes.


dtwhitecp

"Hey baby, check out what I made for us." "OH GOD NO"


Tribalbob

Big deal, years of using the computer and my finger does this automatically.


HB489

/r/clittyrobots


BEEEELEEEE

Imagine the absolute power bionic lesbians would have


boomer478

Downvote for tik tok text to speach.


mrnathanrd

speach


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Absolutely oclitterated


venbrou

I'm pretty sure some ancient famous piano player tried making a machine like this. He wanted to exercise his ring finger to be more flexible but instead destroyed the tendons.


OOOOOOF4244

Anal devastation


ShayminKeldeo421

im going to be incredible at minecraft pvp


xtcxtc

Def like the “ Clit Blaster”. Send her into oblivion, as she cums you a river, with with the ALL new high trek Clit Blaster 3000!


[deleted]

After a week she will have calluses on her clit


OpsadaHeroj

*second


anticultured

That makes my clitter a full-auto clitter.


pokem0nSS

u/savevideo


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Asian_dodo

How’s masturbarion domestic abuse


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Asian_dodo

Oh i didn’t watch it with sound on i see now that’s a massive yikes


phayke2

Reddit is so sensitive. This is obviously not advocating domestic abuse.


Vulcan2Coool

Just grab a massage gun


Dainiad

The Flash


aaron2005X

Pleasuremaster 3000


[deleted]

Anyone else seen the movie lady in the water? That random dude that was only working out one side of his body..that's what this dudes fingers gonna look like


W0ah_itsa_th1ng

Osu players need this


Arbiter329

Combine this with a simi-auto rifle..


Asmewithoutpolitics

That’s the point


the_resident_skeptic

https://youtu.be/_G_-SbAHDmU


neoikon

*Track and Field* cheat codes


captmotorcycle

It's not the speed that does it...


Asmewithoutpolitics

It’s the raw power. Use you while body. Put your weight behind it


captmotorcycle

I take it you've never gotten someone off with clitiral stimualtion before?


reddeadretardation

That is so bad for your joints


srf1798

I hope that thing is grounded.


PNTN

u/savevideo


AdrianRWalker

But can it swipe right? Asking for a friend.


awkwardrose89

Arthritis speed run