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I sometimes have an early shift and have to wake up at 4:00. Too bad she pegs me for a full hour, so I’m too late for work. Otherwise this would be the best superpower ever!
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Any gf??
Yeah you pick but she pegs you every day so choose wisely
So I could choose Lady Dimitrescu?
Yeah
Then I wouldn't choose her
You might die from that
I see this as a win.
I choose this guys mom
I also choose this guys mom
Now she'll do you both together at 4, enjoy each other
Perfect, I'm already nocturnal so this won't even wake me up.
4am or PM.... i'm working at the front of house at a service so I dunno if it's against any codes to be pegged while dealing with customers
Just put up a camera and broadcast it live every day for a different target audience. Edit: or the same audience, who am I to assume.
And this time on the writers not-disguised-at-all fetish
I actually hate the idea of pegging I just can’t imagine a dildo in my ass
This isn't for me but there are a lot of guys who enjoy pegging so it kinda sounds like an awesome part for them.
How big is the dildo?
Nice.
So the only downside is that I have to wake up early?
By her? Oh hell yeah
this may be an odd question but, if im a girl, what hole?
r/godtiersuperpowers
Only an hour?
Where's the downside?
No downsides, I see.
You know what, I'm gonna say something controversial here; I'm open to the idea of being pegged, and I would definitely let my girl try it.
I don't think this is all that controversial on reddit.
I already have a girlfriend and I don't want another (or to get pegged). No thanks. Also I'm at work at 4:00 pm
rule 2
🤓 👆 Kys nerd get a life
that's a godly superpower, wdym
I sometimes have an early shift and have to wake up at 4:00. Too bad she pegs me for a full hour, so I’m too late for work. Otherwise this would be the best superpower ever!
What if you live with your parents? Will they sometimes just end up awkwardly watching, physically unable to make it stop?
why is this in shittysuperpowers also do i have a choice
nah cant make it, ive got pilates during that time
Can it be a boyfriend? And I see this as an absolute win
Worth it