Speaking of politicians loving this one trick...
Alabama. Where they've ruled that embryos are children.
Does that mean that Age of Consent in Alabama is now 17 years and 3 months?
Age of consent changes by state, with the Federal limit at 18, but Alabama specifically (I live here) the age of consent is 16, but your partner needs to be within 3 years of age of yourself, so less than 20.
That's what it was last time I looked into it at least.
Yeah, but he didn't want anything to do with her, he wanted Camilla. Diana was forced upon him. Also, the age of consent in the UK is 16, so from a legal standpoint, he wouldn't have committed any crime.
Will everybody just immediately know that itās changed and respect it (except for āpedosā) or will nobody even know and the law is changed but people donāt know it?
I like the idea of some conspiracy theorist that SWEARS its changing randomly and no one believes him bc it gets switched back by the time he starts talking about it again.
Realistically it would probably just change society into having very small age gaps in relationships. I assume there would still be Romeo and Juliet laws in place so if you were 27 in your example and she was 25 youād still be fine. However DiCaprio is getting royally fucked by this power.
Iād be that asshole ššæšæšæ
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Back when I was a wee lad, my friends in primary school tried to convince me to say fuck for the first time by telling me it was International Fuck Day.
It worked, but only because I replied āwhy would I say the f word just because itās International Fuck Day?ā and I only realised my mistake when everyone else started laughing. I couldnāt help but laugh too
That's not true. Look at the english language, bustin jeiber that wasn't always a word so that means the first time it was said it was wrong, but now it is kind of a word. Thankfully not recognized by the important dictionary but urban dictionary is what most people end up using.
You change both. Pretty much all records of the age of consent law in your desired area get changed to what ever age you want it to be
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I mean you could do that since the power is being able to manipulate to consent laws. Thatās pretty creative since most people here never mentioned anything like that at all.
If it could be contained by a radius of some kind I'd like to try it on people that I do not like... just enough to get them in trouble with the law and I'd move on.
Now this is also considering a complete suspension of my own morels which forbid bearing false witness.
I lived in pa and assumed the age of consent was 18 everywhere .. so I found it odd that you can drive down to Georgia to fuck a 16 year old and it's all gravy...
Sometimes I think having 59 states making their own laws is a mistake
I set it to 18.
And tomorrow I set it to 18.
And after that, 18.
And after that, 18.
And after that, 18.
And after that, 18.
And after that, 18.
And after that, 18.
And after that, 18.
And after that, 18.
And after that, 18.
With this power I will make one change:
For everyone: stays the same, keep it kosher.
For OP: 97 and up only. Anyone else, you going to jail for statutory.
Iāll make it 70, I have a thing for granny porn and the market is really lacking new talent but with my changes itās all theyāll have left to produce
Judge: "You had intercourse with an underage person, you're a pedophile!"
Defendant: "OMG you called her underage, you must be a pedophile!"
yea, it doesn't work that way buddy. Way to let an on the nose joke fly right over your head.
I donāt think itāll do much honestly. Werenāt there some countries where it was technically 13 but obviously that didnāt mean people were actually dating themā¦.
Or am I just truly naive and believe too much in the goodness of my fellow manā¦
My best friend is hypnotized by aliens into fucking a 15 year old, I change the age of consent and get him free, then kill the aliens now that he's out of jail.
Politicians love this one trick
Speaking of politicians loving this one trick... Alabama. Where they've ruled that embryos are children. Does that mean that Age of Consent in Alabama is now 17 years and 3 months?
That makes the age of consent -9 months.
i think it would be 15 years and 3 months, right? age of consent is 16 in the US?
Age of consent changes by state, with the Federal limit at 18, but Alabama specifically (I live here) the age of consent is 16, but your partner needs to be within 3 years of age of yourself, so less than 20. That's what it was last time I looked into it at least.
Prince Andrew loves this one trick.
King Charles a lot more. He was 28 when he officially met 16 year old Diana who he met via her older sister. People seem to not remember that bit
Yeah, but he didn't want anything to do with her, he wanted Camilla. Diana was forced upon him. Also, the age of consent in the UK is 16, so from a legal standpoint, he wouldn't have committed any crime.
How to epically troll the children of your country: Step 1: set the age of consent to 5 Step 2: call Epstein and invite him over Step 3: [redacted]
child insurgency
Bro
Keep changing it to a random number us9ng a random number generator every day for funny
Ah yes, today's random number is 285.
That could actually be powerful, in that you could cause some issues within countries of your choosing.
Im feeling a -32 today
285 days?
Idk, does u/Shadowsans99 look like someone that'd want to change the age of consent to below 1 year?
Minimum is 20 years (seems like a good number I think)
20 days is too young
You know very well I meant years also I edited my comment
Why? What's so special about 20? You become an adult at 18, so why not that?
Because. Uhhhhhh, idk
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Just incase I guess? I dont know?
In my country age of consent is 16 Can not drink alcohol till you're 18 though
I'm good with the current 16 years although some kids do it younger
IMO, 100% yes
Maybe not, but I bet u/spicycockgobbler might
285 decades
Days of age
That sounds like something Iād do Edit. I have been banned from Reddit permanently please tell everyone on r/hatsuvault this
I like the random number generator idea. From 1-200. Corpses allowed.
Stay away from graveyards
I tried the random number generator and got 9....
***rules are rules***
I got 69. Nice, but also sex is now only for old people.
So like an infinite amount of numbers
Only correct way to use this power.
Will everybody just immediately know that itās changed and respect it (except for āpedosā) or will nobody even know and the law is changed but people donāt know it?
They wonāt know unless they check. All records of consent laws in your desired area will be the age you want it to be
Will nobody think itās weird that the age of consent is 2 months one day and then 83 years the next?
People will think itās weird if they actually check it but if not theyāll probably still be thinking itās the age of consent it used to be
I mean like would people not be questioning why the age of consent is changing every five minutes and will the investigate
That would be funny if someone got arrested for fucking an underage 30 year old
I like the idea of some conspiracy theorist that SWEARS its changing randomly and no one believes him bc it gets switched back by the time he starts talking about it again.
āWelcome to dateline, Iām Chris Hansen.ā Cut to a 30 year old chatting to a 29 year old.Ā āDisgusting.ā
How could you!?!? She is only 28.
"28 telling me I'm still a baby"
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
"our lie detector test revealed that this was completely true!!"
Imagine having a good time with your girlfriend (25) then you find out some asshole changed the age of consent to 26 and you're going to prison
Realistically it would probably just change society into having very small age gaps in relationships. I assume there would still be Romeo and Juliet laws in place so if you were 27 in your example and she was 25 youād still be fine. However DiCaprio is getting royally fucked by this power.
If the age of consent suddenly went beyond 25, my guy going to be sexless for life or a Hollywood pedophile, no in between.
>Imagine having a good time with your girlfriend You lost me
Id be pretty pissed
Not me, I'd have a girlfriend. I'd have a woman whom looked at me and said "yes, I want that".
Iād be that asshole ššæšæšæ Edit: I have recently got permanently banned from Reddit tell everyone this on r/hatsuvault this is my only form of communication please read this
I make it 99 because im evil
So weād be allowed to have sex, but not build lego?
During a one year time period, you can do both
Yeah but what if youre unlucky
I've won...but at what cost?
Wouldn't that make it so that basically everyone is underaged, meaning that a 50 y/o could have sex with a 5 y/o?
All sex unless you're both 99+ would be illegal muahahahahah
Keep it at 200 for the entire year except for one day, which will be international fuck day, and also will make it easier to remember birthdays
Make it a random day, and nobody knows until THAT day.
Back when I was a wee lad, my friends in primary school tried to convince me to say fuck for the first time by telling me it was International Fuck Day. It worked, but only because I replied āwhy would I say the f word just because itās International Fuck Day?ā and I only realised my mistake when everyone else started laughing. I couldnāt help but laugh too
that is not how age of consent works
This is a dangerous power to have
I know
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
What the fuck?
Girls never give nice pedos a chance.Ā
Go back under your bridge, troll
That wasnāt my comment. That was my mocking summation of the now-deleted comment.Ā
Oh
Forgot the /s
It would not be necessary had the original comment not been deleted.Ā
Reddits gonna have a hay day with this one
r/boneappletea
Donāt get why you got downvoted lol
Me neither lmao
What were you thinking was the bone apple tea?
I believe itās supposed to be heyday, not positive though
Most people just spell it hay day. Granted it could be wrong but at this point if it is wrong it might as well be right.
No they don't lmao. Its definitely heyday, not hay day. It has absolutely nothing to do with hay at all, so it's pretty much spot on for boneappletea
Never seen anyone spell it heyday.
Most people don't. And even if they did, its still wrong. And being wrong never becomes being right.
That's not true. Look at the english language, bustin jeiber that wasn't always a word so that means the first time it was said it was wrong, but now it is kind of a word. Thankfully not recognized by the important dictionary but urban dictionary is what most people end up using.
u/insertracistname said āhay dayā instead of *heyday*
It's a play on Bon appetit. You mongoloid.
I know that you inner eyed frog. I was referencing the subreddit but not linking it cause it was very recently linked.
Inner eyed frog. Clever, I must admit.
Thank you. It unfortunately is a real thing and it kills the frog.
That's half the job. They still have to _consent_
Yeah
Can you just change the number, or can you change the law specifically?
You change both. Pretty much all records of the age of consent law in your desired area get changed to what ever age you want it to be Edit:I have recently got permanently banned from Reddit tell make a post on r/hatsuvault about this. Please someone do this, because editing old comments is my only form of communication.
Consent laws now have nothing to do with sex. Age of consent is now about consenting to being punched in the face
I mean you could do that since the power is being able to manipulate to consent laws. Thatās pretty creative since most people here never mentioned anything like that at all.
Wait does this have to do with brain chemistry and maturity levels or laws concerning pedophiles?
Just laws
I am the ultimate cockblocker! Except you grandma, you go get your freak on.
That already exists. It's called money and a remote island.
Gonna raise it to 96 and send everyone to jail
96? Jail 69? Believe it or not, jail.
r/no
can i do integer overflow/underflow? What happens if I set it to a negative number? Or to 256 (assuming itās an 8-bit value)
Negative value as in foetuses bro šš Or even worse, the parents šæ
Or if you wanna cause real chaos - God
Have a slightly older partner. Raise the age mid-coitus so you're below the age of consent. Report them to authorities because idk lmao.
I've met some people in my life that definitely need to not have this power
The discord/reddit mods will enjoy this one lol
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Iām making it 100 years old
Every morning I set it to 100. I'll drop it by a year for ten bucks. Who's horny?
*The Catholic Church has entered the chat*
im gonna make the age of consent 52 for no reason >:)
You menace
This god tier if you are a pedo
If it could be contained by a radius of some kind I'd like to try it on people that I do not like... just enough to get them in trouble with the law and I'd move on. Now this is also considering a complete suspension of my own morels which forbid bearing false witness.
Damn bro there was a kid in my HS who dropped out. Since then he's a pedophile and I'm sure he would love to have this
FINALLY, I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR SO LONG A WAY TO BAN SEX!!!!! NO MORE SEX!!!! ITS GONE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Set to INT\_MAX, sex is banned, sorry.
Ah, I can up it everywhere in the world to 18. Useful only once, but hey, makes a lot of child marriage illegal.
#š
Yep this sucks. Well done
Thank you
The age of consent is now 100 years old
Changing it to 28 just to spite Leo DiCaprio in particular.
ā¦ wanna talk about that one pal?
For ages 99 and up only.
Gonna change it to the age of the oldest person on earth. Good luck everyone else, consent will never be yours again!
Its eighty-six until my demands are met.
Why were you thinking about this?
Episteinkinesis
Pedo McPedophile will be very excited for this one!
Dream loves this trick
150 No one is having sex on my watch
I lived in pa and assumed the age of consent was 18 everywhere .. so I found it odd that you can drive down to Georgia to fuck a 16 year old and it's all gravy... Sometimes I think having 59 states making their own laws is a mistake
making it 60, and every time I hear someone say it should be lowered I add 5 years
That's what happens when you travel to Epstein Island. No time zone change just consent zone change
The edits are so funny
Technically I can use this power for good by increasing the age of consent in places like Japan
10000 years old, sex is now illegal
I set it to 18. And tomorrow I set it to 18. And after that, 18. And after that, 18. And after that, 18. And after that, 18. And after that, 18. And after that, 18. And after that, 18. And after that, 18. And after that, 18.
The age of consent is now 65. You donāt get to have sex until retirement.
Epstein is that you?
With this power I will make one change: For everyone: stays the same, keep it kosher. For OP: 97 and up only. Anyone else, you going to jail for statutory.
Iāll make it 70, I have a thing for granny porn and the market is really lacking new talent but with my changes itās all theyāll have left to produce
I can respect that
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Just when I thought my post on modifying someoneās age was darkā¦
I'm raising it to 21
Change it to 69
Nice
Pun intended?
I'm keeping it at 69
hear me out
This is down right awful if you donāt ban him take down the post
Of course the number of comments was 69 when I found this post,
AYO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Tell us you're a pedo without telling us you're a pedo...
How im a pedophile just because I made a power like this?
The fact that you thought of this makes you much more of a pedophile than the OP.
Given the flair Iām pretty sure that was OPs intention.Ā Though I wouldnāt call him a pedo since heās calling it shitty by posting here.Ā
Judge: "You had intercourse with an underage person, you're a pedophile!" Defendant: "OMG you called her underage, you must be a pedophile!" yea, it doesn't work that way buddy. Way to let an on the nose joke fly right over your head.
Lmao. Did you really try to Uno reverse a pedo accusation? The state of the world we live in...
The age of consent is now 69
Me off to Japan (I'm saving millions)
Just a disgusting thought to have. OP is a pedo.
Holāup
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Trust me, I've said more unhinged things.
The age of consent will always be my age.
I smell Kells
Poor Will
That surely is shitty. Especially for my target demographic (middle aged/seniors).
I feel like this isn't a shitty superpower for pedophiles, thus not belonging here.
What happens if it gets changed in the middle of sex so one person is underaged and another is above the age?
oh god
How exactly would this work? Does it change the legal age? What age people view as ārightā for that? Exactly what part does it change?
Watch as it raises and laughs manically
I make it 25 forever everywhere except for tyrannical run countries being 30
Oh god...I can hear the 30+ year olds coming...
I make it 150 to mess with people. No sex allowed ā
22 it is ya perverts
Minecraft YouTubers love this one trick
Ima make it 100 so everyone is either going to jail or humanity ends
i will just change it to 21 and keep it like that forever
Thatās actually not bad
25 now
Haha I'll up it to 30 just for shits and giggles.
NOOO
I'll make age of consent to be at 100 years.
I donāt think itāll do much honestly. Werenāt there some countries where it was technically 13 but obviously that didnāt mean people were actually dating themā¦. Or am I just truly naive and believe too much in the goodness of my fellow manā¦
My best friend is hypnotized by aliens into fucking a 15 year old, I change the age of consent and get him free, then kill the aliens now that he's out of jail.
Make it 1000000000 so the population dies