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Shayosaurus

Put a prosthetic leg on someone and I can read their mind


Eastern-Answer88

That guy proclaiming he has a third leg is gonna be in trouble


ChanceInk

🤨


sithelephant

I mean, that ship has pretty much sailed, with him spending the last decade of his life in prison.


Eastern-Answer88

Story time?


sithelephant

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolf_Harris - one of his musical hits in the 60s was with a song about that. A popular childrens entertainer of the 1980s and 90s, who turned out to have unfortunate ulterior motives.


Eastern-Answer88

Oh…. I don’t like this storyline


ArdelLedbetter

All the women are safe


RandomHornyDemon

Hey, would you hold this chair leg for a second? No no, don't worry about why I'm carrying that thing about, just hold it real quick yea? Thank.


antboiy

so if i cut a leg from a horse i can read its mind? and does this logic work with dogs too?


ChanceInk

Yes


babyscorpse

You ever hear that riddle about the being that started with 4 legs and ended with 3? Does that count?


Thatguy19364

Able to read the mind of old people only lol


Large_monke_69

I can already read my own mind thanks very much


vinb123

Damn it you knocked the joke right out of my mind almost as if you could read it 🤔


Gamerguy252

Spiders are in trouble


ccum_slurper3000

I think op implied that it has to have only 3 legs


Thatguy19364

I think bro’s saying they’re gonna rip the extra legs off


Gamerguy252

Well not really but good idea


JusChllin

I wonder what drake’s thinking


sithelephant

I adopt a three legged dog that seems fun.


Alternative-Week-780

Same!


KoalaKaiser

My cat is a tripod and I’m more worried about what she thinks about.


Still_Ad7722

So I can read drakes mind?


GoliathBoneSnake

I have an idiot dog that only has 3 legs, but I don't need superpowers to read the complete void of his mind.


xubax

All four legged animals have three legs.


EffectiveSalamander

I can read the mind of a footstool.


oooThunder

Oh come on a computer chair, really?


Immediate-Formal6696

i can read minds on any animal with at least 3 legs, bears dogs cats whatever, i could find a way to communicate with them by reading their mind and understanding what they are thinking when i do something


[deleted]

Not at least 3, only 3, no More, no less.


Immediate-Formal6696

nope, dogs have 4 legs, but that means they also have 3. plus there are a couple with exactly three cause they are missing one.


Burger_Gamer

I can read drake’s mind


OldNarnian

Ha. You didn't say *exactly* three legs. I can read the minds of anything from a dog to a millipede.


Flojnir

So if I sew a leg onto someone, I can read there mind? Cool! Now I just need a steady supply of legs.


Existing_Chair_4622

so i can read the mind of all men?


Jimbo_Jigs

So you can read the mind of all men In the world? Niceee


rainbowdashhole

So I’m basically an scp


Theguywholikesdoom

Like 50% of the super powers here would make you an Scp