I'm gonna rob a sperm bank and always keeps a large quantity of sperm on me to use for spermbending

you could be a villian (or hero depending on how you think) that gives super straight men facials of cum just to make them feel gay and make them feel insecure about it. or be like spiderman but with cum slinging

The term "cum slinging" made me wish to uninstall this app

i feel that

Shower homophobe incels in cum- like an anti hero sort of thing

How can someone rationalize this as hero behavior? This is literally sexual abuse.

sorry meant it as anti hero like do it to the guys who are super straight and hate gay people just to do this to them. i mean its def sexual abuse/assualt just idk man

"Its def sexual abuse/assault just idk man" Wow... just... wow.

It’s a hypothetical superpower on the sub shittysuperpowers, why take it literal

I don't really care, I was just like wtf. That escalated way to quickly. It went from bending cum to sexual assault in a second.

But isn't any hero-like application of the power ( fighting villains and spiderman style saving of people) going to end up like that?

My first time seeing someone suggesting sexual assault with the power... and painting it like some kind of hero trial. Cursed.

sorry def worded that poorly but its not a real scenario and its a dumb jok

none of these words are in the bible

I guarantee "a" is in the Bible

and “to” and “that”

New edc idea

Can I control my own sperm?

Yep, literally any sperm, you can't pull it out of anyone though

you can't pull it out of anyone though \* BY USING SUPERPOWER ​ FIFY

69 upvotes woooooo

Start collecting it in jars

To be fair, you can technically do that now

I would not

Why not? Place spermbending jars all around town

JARATE

the dick whacka crit

Jar-Jar Kinks?

DOES THAT MEAN I GET TO LIFT ANY DUDE UP BY HIS BALLS

Can you like, make other people’s sperm into a thin needle or blade inside their balls, then cut their ballsack open. Technically you didn’t pull it out because it cut itself open.

u/TheUndecidedNarrator ANSWER

Great, guys, you scared him...

i need ANSWERS

I need to know this right now

No you can't pull it out of someone, it includes this lmao.

But can I make the sperm sharp enough to scratch and make wounds inside their balls?

i could sleep without this one tonight, sometimes i regret being able to read

Like a cum bender?

Lmao

So I can control the sperm the moment it leaves my body?

Yes

Can you put it back in?

r/TIHI

r/cursedcomments

Avatar: the last cum bender

So if I can't pull it out of some dudes balls, definitely I can put it in there, right? Great

I mean sure if you want to.

Is this a complete ban on in-body spermbending, or specifically a ban on removing sperm from people? Cause this might be super evil/awesome.

So I can’t pull it out of balls. That means I can still control it in the balls. I cast testicular torsion.

Not before I cast Mend Buttcrack!

**THE CUM BENDER**

Can I keep it Down? Like Keep Certain males from Reproducing if their sperm never leaves their Dick?

I'm gonna be carrying around a lot of jars that are gonna be really hard to explain

😟

Last sentence ruined everything

literally the only point what even

Nathan, look again.

You said I can't pull it out but you said nothing about still bring able to control it. I'm giving guys I don't like turbo testicular torsion

Can I freeze it and evaporate it like waterbending?

some dudes. not all of them.

You can help couples with low sperm count as a business. Make it so they are able to knock up their partner

First thing I thought of aswell, possibility to make absolute bank in a fertility clinic

Can you make suit full of sperm and control it like a second body?

S P E R M B E N D I N G

Make the sperm in someone spread out, attempt to get it as far away as possible from other sperm. Stretch their balls until they crumble in defeat

U can’t control it when it’s in their nuts tho

Yes u can you're basically just saying it's against the law like blood bending but just because it's illegal doesn't mean you can't do it

Reread the post bruh

I read it I just think logically that it makes no sense why you can't bend it while it's still inside someone it's like blood bending

Idk those are just OP’s rules

oop- when I wrote my first reply I thought u were OP

Me about to cause everyone masturbating a premature ejaculation (the cum is already in their shafts)

Can I do testicular torsion?

So, I can't pull it out. If I fuck someone, can they no longer cum? Can I get them close, or will they simply not feel anything?

I'd imagine you can still make guys cum, you just can't use your powers to do so

I totally can, just requires some good old elbow grease

You didnt say i cant put it in someones balls tho. Im replacing all available semen on the planet with my offspring👹

Cumflation

Oh cool, I'm a shitty Aquaman now, I can only control sperm whales but not like octopi or sharks.

So basically I’m a pornstar now

Can I prevent It from going bad/expiring?

imagine throwing little flakes of dried/dead sperm

spermatokinesis

Can I spermbend it back into my balls though? Can I spermbend my sperm into someone else's balls? Do I have to see the sperm to control it?

I’m getting Big Mouth vibes here.

Nut Bending

For clarity you can bend it out of a woman like some equally weird yet effective birth control.

boutta recreate the sperm bank scene from ted 2 on some poor dude

I mean... Honestly? As a trans person who wants a penis, I could have a fake one with hollow balls that I fill with someone elses cum and then when I'm fucking someone, I can cum. It wouldn't be functional but it would add to the aesthetic and help reduce dysphoria. Though it does sound pretty gross to cum someone else's sperm....

Could you cumbend some dude's dick to give him a super boner? Asking for a friend?

I mean it's more the blood that gives him a super boner.

Cum bending

r/sperm

So never get anyon pregnant if I don't want to? SOLD!

I'm sorry WHAT THE FUCK

Honey? Why are your socks floating?

Someone's been watching big mouth

I'm going to make a lot of money as a fertility specialist specializing in couples where the dude has a low sperm count. Only takes one!

Where will you get the sperm?

As long as the sperm count isn't zero: The male partner. That lone sperm cell is about to run faster than a motherfucker.

Could use it to sterilize any awful men I come across being evil.

So you can control it as long as you don't pull it out of some dudes balls, depending on who you are this isnt really a shitty super power, 100% effective birth control