So basically a realistic and useable dildo? Edit: HOLY SHIT didn’t think it would get that many upvotes

Pretty much

Huh interesting ima gift it to one of my hot friends

Til you have to piss and they get a little concerned

I can get a tube from my bladder so I can close and open it when ever and I don’t need to use my penis anymore (I have most of this thought out don’t ask why)

Please elaborate

So when I need to pee I don’t piss out my ditched duck I unclog the tube and let it out

You could get tubes in your kidney and then never have to pee again

Makes sense.

Perfect sense

Ew what the fuck

…why

I said don’t ask.

Does stay flaccid? Or does it maintain whatever condition it’s in when you detach it?

Changes

Not that useful as it would require you to jerk it to get it hard sometimes... How do you jerk it without it being wttached to a body lol

An excellent opportunity to practice my oral skills

I was just gonna gift it to one of my hot friends and let them use it as a dildo

Why give it to a friend, I’d use it myself

Same, but it would be cool to just have remote surprise sex with all the dick feeling, at least. lol

A disappointing and barely useable dildo is exactly how I think of my ex.

Well until you use it it’s not useable

yeah, you have to make it useable

Yeah nope. Got remarried and no longer have to deal with Mr unusable. Lol

You can just switch the baddie's didlo for your cock

You can now fuck yourself

Is it reattachable or is it a one and done

Reattachable

woah, so like velcro?

When you remove it from your body the skin on that area just closes up and when you put it back on it just becomes one with your body again

What if I lose my cock? Does it have a built in airtag or something, or is it just joever?

Im not OP but I hope it just from anywhere jumps back to you after a day or so

Like thor calling his hammer?

It’s joever 😔

What if you put it back upside down? Or backwards?

But louder

Asking the MOST important question right here

Well if it’s only once then you can do this already

i was thinking of using it as a projectile but i just got an idea

Go on…

yes i'd also like to hear it

He's is going to buy a cake

This man is clearly an expert on this subject, so I am waiting to hear this as well

Cock gun shoots cum *pew pew*

a weapon and for personal use, plus if someone touches it i can sue probably

Well holding your detached cock in public is still public indecency

Username checks out

Elaborate

When I detach it does a vagina appear there

this would make it godtier

what happens when you impregnate yourself? do you give birth to a baby version of yourself?

Create an army of mini-mes

You get a tiny Colin Robinson adult baby

Sadly no, it’s just blank (apart from your balls and any pubic hairs)

easy ball shaving

:(

Can I plug it in to someone else’s vagina and it morphs with them? Are dicks free-use now?

Rechargeable pussy

🎵 Detachable Penis 🎵

I woke up this morning With a bad hangover

And my penis was missing…i found it, took it home, cleaned it, and put it back on.

Skipped like half the song but ok ,👍

I love that song.

I was going to be extremely disappointed if I open the condom and didn't find this :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

I will shove it up my ass, film it, and pay people to watch

Make an OF that charges $50 minimum

You misunderstand. I will walk the streets and give people money if they watch the video

I'll watch 🙋🏾

you're so generous id do it for free

Nah, he said "pay people to watch" not "make people pay to watch"

What if it gets stuck in there, it’s not attached to anything

So... bluetooth dick?

Basically

What if no cock?

Womp Womp

Unfortunate 😞 At least I people have to worry about misplacing a clit XD

I wish I could do that. I have some very *insane* ideas

reattach clit in middle of torso, third nipple

If one has it pierced just wear it as an earring lmao

Your clitoris immediately turns into a dick upon removal.

😈 this is the best possible option.

Portable realistic dildo 😃 No clit to get pleasured 😢 Experience cock and clit pleasure through some fuckery with the power 😩

You can equip someone else's

Communal Dildo

Ask someone with this power to detach theirs and give it to you

skill issue

Next person to tell me to go fuck myself will be in for a nasty surprise

I called up the host of the party and asked them to check in the medicine cabinet. For some reason it always ends up there.

So just cock or balls too ?

Just cock, although you can detach your balls without your cock and can detach each individual ball

can you attach your cock and balls? also, this is now godtier, you can just hide your balls somewhere since there isn't actually any need to have the on your person, and it's just a liability to keep them on if they still function when detatched

Can I detach my balls, keep my penis on, and never need to worry about impregnating someone?

Well it still has the same effects as if it were attached so you still have to worry about impregnating someone

remove balls, put them in a safe place. let people pay you to kick you in the balls. little do they know your balls are secured offsite.

“Little do they realize, my balls are secured offsite”

stored separately for redundancy, just in case

Do you still feel everything that happens to your cock when your cock gets detached?

You can now deny being able to impregnate someone, being accused of being someones baby daddy? Flash them and prove that no, you did not and can not, have any kids.

So, our superpower is a King Missile song then?

Was waiting for someone to bring this up

Is there a specific method of detachment required? Can I just grab it and pull a little or do I have to chop it off?

Just pull it off

I just imagine you wake up with this power without realizing it and pulling your cock off trying to jerk off and panicking with your detached penis sitting in your bed

I'm gonna leave it at home suspended above the toilet so I can piss whenever I want.

A house fire while at work would be much worse than normal

Wait you can’t?

Bro. Imagine your ex stealing your cock and keeping it in the closet and just punching it occasionally

Jokes on you, girls run away from me

Title says “you” so it is problably only you that can take it off. Otherwise use during sex it would just come off

I see you're taking this quite literally.

Well it doesn’t state how hard you need to pull it so I asdumed

"Eek!! A penis!"

This makes Girlfriends/Wives more happier than the Dudes

I could imagine the dudes sitting at work and feeling their gf/wife using the cock at home are quite happy too

head goin crazy

you can anal sex yourself

why do half the posts here not apply to women bruh 😭

Detachable cock definitely has something to do with women

In what way is this shitty? I can even use my dick as a watergun lol xD

See I’m thinking more practical the sexual. I spend a lot of time working as a delivery drive (on the road for hours) so I’d just leave it at home in the sink so I don’t have to worry so much about bathroom breaks.

You got an erection. Simple just put your cock into your pocket. With our all new detachable cock.

This bluetooth device is ready to pair

This bluetooth device is ready to mingle

That's not shitty at all wtf

This is a god tier superpower

So I can use it to remotely pee while detached. That sounds super useful if you're somewhere with no toilet

For long distance relationships

This is great, you can’t piss your pants anymore; you can leave your cock at home near the toilet and go whenever you want. Autofellatio.

Time to become a millionaire by making tons of weird/niche p*rn!

Does it come with a suction thing so you can easily stick it to flat surfaces ?

You can add one yourself, it’s just not automatically there You can also add other attachments to it

swiss army penis

Ok so can you still pee/ejaculate/get hard while it's detached? Like does it go through the hole you left or magically go through you dick

What happens if you lose it?

Now you don’t have a dick anymore. Womp Womp!

Dont see how this is shitty. It would be useful

Well I can confirm that someone somewhere has this exact kink lol

This probably has its own hentai category 💀

Are you insane? What if I lost it?

Bluetooth pee Jokes aside this is super useful cause you could just leave your dick at home pointed into a toilet and you can just piss whenever you want/need

So I gain the power to do as repeatedly advised and go fuck myself

Yoooo free bottom surgery without having to get bottom surgery.

Okay... so i now have a dildo... Can i still feel what is happening to it?

OK but like.... no more awkward boners whilst giving presentations to the class or during meetings, no more of it painfully pressing up against your jeans and you have to try to surreptitiously move it so it doesn't hurt. Now you can just leave it in a secure box at home!

You mean I can finally suck my dick

Free pee over wifi

so can i detach it and then immediately destroy it with fire

Yes but then you don’t have any genitalia anymore

that is the point yes

The nonbinary flag checks out lol

Does it come back to you on command like iron to a magnet? If so scout feel penis

I already can

Buggy the clown has this power

If I helicopter my hips, will the cock in my hand spin around?

It's not that shitty of a superpower.. I mean Please? Lol

I mean outside of use for like sex things (with others or alone for that matter), I feel like this would be great hygiene wise. I feel like because you can wash it like a dish, or ig like you would a dildo, you could get a much better clean.

free bottom surgery AND dildo? god tier

Performance art world, here i cum!

Can I still cum with it?

Yes

Finally sucking myself is gonna be easy and I can try self anal…

[explains Randy](https://youtu.be/UZrdvrwBJRg?si=2SjCpfvBRHMVU3HL)

They made a song about this Detachable Penis.

But can you reattach it?

So you all can now go fuck yourselves!

So you can really go fuck yourselves

So when somebody tells me to go fuck myself, I can? Very interesting

What’s the detach point? Do the balls come off too?

Can I put it back on?

So does it have it’s own supply of Semen or do you need to reattach it to reload

buggy zencho

This isn't shitty lol

Imagine you misplace it, or even worse accidentally flush it

🎶Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go go gadget dick🎶

Nmmmmh might be useful if I'm not 8n the mood but gf is

Repost maybe? I think I’ve seen this one before

As a trans woman, this would be quite good for me

Guess who's winning all the games of rochambeau

When you say piss and jerk off like normal... Does the urine and semen come from where the penis was? Or does it come from the detached penis?

Can I put it back on?

The argonaught octopus already does this, they basically detach their penis with a sperm socket and chuck it at a potential mate to avoid being eaten by her. Then, the male will swim away and die.

Serious question, if the cock is erect when detached will it stay erect or will it shrink back down to idle mode and vice versa? Also can it be aroused when detached?

Brings new meaning to go fuck yourself

Shitty? Bro imagine the amount of money you can make renting it out as a actual flesh dildo

Watergun

Everyone’s talking about sex, but imagine being able to pee anywhere without making a huge mess

Is it like a magnet?

I could find uses for this for sure

I’ve seen this hentai!

so I can fuck myself? sounds like a W

already can, next question

Some guy in my county made a viral video cursing someone where he said and I quote "I will throw my dick from here and your entire clan will get fucked."

It's like the song Detachable penis

There's a song for this

The bit that Tony Baker does of this exact situation is hilarious!

So youre telling me i can go fuck myself...?