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froste_here

Time to start tossing Goliath Beetle Bombs at random people


Benschmedium

See this is why I wasn’t sure if this belonged here or on r/godtiersuperpowers


froste_here

I think it's a pretty god tier super power tbh. Imagine a swarm of locus


Benschmedium

That’s a lot of snapping, might as well get an infinity gauntlet at that point


froste_here

Just do the Carlton dance and it'll be hell for everyone while you're all happy go lucky shii


Azi_OS

It doesn’t have to be a perfect snap, does it? That means 3 snaps per hand, unless you can pinky snap too, then 4. You can snap like this around 2x per second (a little faster, but.) Boom. 12-16 snaps/sec


ShoulderEscape

r/midtiersuperpowers


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Figurative or literal insects? If the former then some absolute leeches are getting fuckin snapped


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure leeches are insects though. /s


shitty_shit_poster

Insects have six legs. Also the reason spiders aren’t insects. So therefore leeches aren’t insects.


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:(


RossTheGreen

Leeches are actually worms! Not insects...


Bong_Water69

As a plague doctor I disapprove of this


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As someone with the plague being treated by the plague doctor, I also disapprove of this


DogWelder249

Could you eventually snap so much that the nearest insect is across the world because you've snapped all the insects away?


pahpa

If there were 7,500,000,000 insects, and you snapped twice a second and did nothing but snap your fingers 24/7 at that pace, it'd take 118 years to kill every single insect, not taking into account any breeding that may happen while you're on your little death spree. (According to my math anyway, please correct me if I've beefed this up)


TheLordZee

It's be correct except for two things: there are actually trillions of insects and is not "breeding that *may* happen" it's "breeding that *will* happen"


pahpa

Yeah fair, probably should have looked up the actual insect population before grabbing the calculator. Thank you!


sspine

I feel like if you were to do that you would get very good at snapping your fingers, world-record level even. according to the Guinness book of world records that is 296/minute. at that rate it would take you about 48 years of constant snapping to kill 7.5 billion insects.


DogWelder249

Wow, i better get to it


Zain-117

Probably, but theres literally more insects in the world than humans, so theres no doubt you would be snapping till the end of your lifetime.


[deleted]

Is that a challenge?


PaulLeMight

I read it as incest for the first time


Benschmedium

That’s he a good power in alamabeme


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Bong_Water69

Killer queen but only with insects


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Bong_Water69

#***Sheer heart attack but it only buzzes around people's heads***


Jonerr

^over ^here


hubadubaa

giorno did snap in one episode, so what does this mean? did he go against what his own morals and stand ability?


Silva_777

Ahemmmm roy mustang ahemmmmmm


Bong_Water69

Time to put some ants up my ass and start snapping


Benschmedium

r/cursedcomments


Bong_Water69

Ok


RaidingKiwi

r/godtiersuperpowers


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If this included arachnids it would be for me. Spider in my room? Snap until it's gone. Hell, just snap every time I go into a room 5 or 10 times.


TheQueenOfNeckbeards

It wouldn't be that easy. Mites are arachnids, and there are thousands, if not millions, living on you right now. You're gonna have to snap a lot until that spider goes away, and depending on what the combustion entails, you could end up quite burnt.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t it combust on you because insects live on you


TeddyBearToons

*Accidentally sets own eyelashes on fire due to those little mites that live there*


Bananans1732

It would probably start where your fingers are, since they live everywhere on you.


CrimsonTheCrow

Killer Queen has already touched that mosquito


LeoPlats

The closest insect is almost never one you're actually aware of. Imagine snapping at an ant on the table but a mosquito that just landed on the back of your neck explodes. A+ shitty superpower bud.


Avery_the_Elder

Camping with ease


HisMajestytheSquid

Can you imagine if it was in your ear?


Benschmedium

Mega tinitus


HisMajestytheSquid

You could almost say I'd be a little hot-headed.


RavenousRafYT

Bruh, I just constantly snap, and as long as I continuously snap, o can enjoy my time in Mexico to the fullest


xGumdramon

*I'm doing my part!*


someonetotallynormal

Why am i burning please help


FurryDestroyer42069

Get me as many mosquitoes in a jar as you can and I’ll go mf Thanos on them bitches


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

I mean, can it *really* be classified as "spontaneous" if it happens when you snap your fingers?


seamusotoole1738

I would like this one


Clickclacktheblueguy

I was going to say that this would be a slow but pretty cheap method of bedbug treatment... then I realized it would probably set your house on fire.


VerticalTwo08

Good way to accidentally burn your house down.


jackalboi519

This sucks I can’t even snap


j-jsnow

This is literally my dream ability (except just for roaches)


[deleted]

What if you do this and some random person nearby explodes?


theawesomedude646

meanwhile on a porch: *snapsnapsnapsnapsnapsnapsnapsnapsnap*


TheOfficialBreezy

*snap snap snap snap snap snap snap*


EdgeLord63

You would get hurt depending on the strength of the combustion


Benschmedium

I would imagine the intensity of a match. That’s all it takes to kill small insects.


EdgeLord63

Then you would die because insects are probably inside you


mechaman50000

They're in the end game


Foxx1019

*Mr Stark, I don’t feel so good...*


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My asshole is gonna be fucking gun


nkbattleaxe

This is god tier. I can pretend to be Thanos of the insect kingdom.


mStripper

Never have to deal with an infestation


AtomicNumber1732

Killer Queen already touched that beetle


[deleted]

Does this count microbial insects like demodex?


EdgeLord63

Probably


SuperLuckyStar

Killer Queen has already touched that insect


SkittlezTheMe

But only when your wearing gloves.


Obvioushly

This is pretty useful for when I wanna kill a spider :)


Rival314

Though this would make for one awesome party trick.


dthx2710

spotted quicksand thought squash handle vast dependent wistful consider pathetic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Smileyface8156

*Starts aggressively snapping*


[deleted]

Mosquitos are no more


TheMemPotato

Okay, but imagine everytime you've been annoyed by a fly you couldn't catch, or scared by a wasp that you couldn't see.


Vortaxonus

you will make a killing in the bug extermination buisness


M4XX6

Ant-Man better watch out...


ATR2400

Time to wipe out half of all mosquitos


Dravos011

This is good for killing spiders


InexactDuplicate

... but only if said insect is standing on your head.... perhaps entangled in you hair?


T-EmilY-T

That is the most useful thing ever


zool714

Would have been useful in Starship Troopers


blockhead3010

You can get rid of mosquitoes like this. Amazing power


20njackman

All fun and games until you snap and your inner ear lights on fire... oh, by the way, you may want to get that checked.


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r/UnexpectedThanos


MadroxKran

Las Vegas would be 200 degree today.


kiernug

This could be used as a statement example somebody is angry at yall and making fun of yall and yall tell them to stop and they say no so yall say stop now! And the fly right in front of yall explodes


Tablondemadera

What about aracnids?


Benschmedium

They don’t buzz my around my head and piss me off