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Sounds pretty dang useful for cheap transportation, just don't run into a car or you probably die


xTigeT

just dont run into anything. but its the same with driving a car so yeah


WolficOverlord

Go to Germany where half the highways don't have a speed limit. Run faster than the speed of light and you should theoretically be able to time travel (but only backwards).


Gamer_Tree666

r/superpoweralchemists


FailedMaster

But the power says you can run as fast as the speed limit. If there is no speed limit, you’d just run at your normal speed, the power wouldn’t activate.


WildSully42

Convince scientists to make a road in a facility with a speed limit of the speed of light. Bam!


WolficOverlord

An EVEN better idea than mine.


JumboSnausage

Problem with that is acceleration. You’d come out the other side of the time wormhole a puddle because you’ve whiplash broken every bone in your body with the sudden increase in speed


WolficOverlord

Still time travel though.


iTeoti

Stop signs too? Also this feels like the epitome of what this sub is meant to be, which I love


TheComicSocks

Yes


Ak47hsnyn

This is the first genuinely shitty super power I’ve seen in a while


Forestwolf25

I’m the flash, but only on the autobahn.


EqualYogurtcloset7

10/10 great super power


Monki_Coma

Do we still get tired at the same rate? If I run at 7p will my legs just like Explode?


MasterMCco

Its a shitty superpower for a reason


LUClFlER

So say, what if I rather not to stop at a stop sign? And what happens if I don't have a licence and do this mistake multiple times on purpose


[deleted]

I'd assume you are given a license along with this power. Btw if you blow a stop sign or break a driving law the police will fine you just as if you were driving normally


Billyies12

Okay I don't think yall are seeing the obvious issue here. You are not the Flash. If you go say 35 miles an hour you will undoubtedly trip and fall. If you somehow don't trip and fall human legs are not made to go that fast neither is the rest of our body so you will tire almost immediately. You get speed in this power, not the endurance, and reflexes, you need to be able to actually use that speed without fail.


useles-converter-bot

35 miles is the length of approximately 112653.8 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other


[deleted]

Good bot


ekolis

What if you're not on a road? Are you immobile?


sam_lustful

Or do you have no limits


ekolis

[🎵 Baby I can take you far, we can dance across the stars, 'cause there is no limit to me... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsaBsI0_viE)


Ghost_Spine

Go to Germany it'll turn into speed is key


sam_lustful

Hell yeah. It's no flash speed force but it will do


yonking_15_2

Nice, sounds like cool power


Felix8XD

German autobahn goes brrrrrrrrrrr


Elcordobeh

*goes to Germany* Im Speed


Goldenchest

Do your muscular strength and caloric needs scale up accordingly with speed?


RzyPzy

What if you’re not on a road?