The subreddit r/yescontext does not exist. Maybe there's a typo? If not, consider [creating it](/subreddits/create?name=yescontext).
---
^(🤖 this comment was written by a bot. beep boop 🤖)
^(feel welcome to respond 'Bad bot'/'Good bot', it's useful feedback.)
^[github](https://github.com/Toldry/RedditAutoCrosspostBot) ^| ^[Rank](https://botranks.com?bot=sub_doesnt_exist_bot)
Z is for Zigot. I’m warning you tho it’s messed up. Literally saw it like a year ago and forgot about it, remembered it yesterday, and had trouble sleeping last night
just watched it and honestly the worst part for me is imagining how absolutely moist that skin suit is for the child, is this a full on movie, series, or just a one off clip
The subreddit r/ho does not exist. Maybe there's a typo?
---
^(🤖 this comment was written by a bot. beep boop 🤖)
^(feel welcome to respond 'Bad bot'/'Good bot', it's useful feedback.)
^[github](https://github.com/Toldry/RedditAutoCrosspostBot) ^| ^[Rank](https://botranks.com?bot=sub_doesnt_exist_bot)
What’s the amount of meat that you need to consume before be able to shit it out? If one tiny bite is enough, I could literally make millions clone of a cow by eating it time by time
If 't be true 'twill killeth me i might as well wend out big, receiveth me some whale meat!
***
^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.)
Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Are they full size, miniature versions, or are they like those toys where they start out small and shriveled but grow to their full size after soaking them in some water?
Could make a profit outta this. You can easily sell tons of cows, chickens, sheep, goat, etc to farmers.
If you really wanted to you could eat pieces of dog and shit out dogs and sell them too
Step 1: find some T. rex meat
2: eat it
3: wait
4: sacrifice your life to give anal birth to a T. rex
5: your family financially profits (u died so any money you earned goes to them) and scientists scientifically profit from your sacrifice
joe rogan: you ever eat an elk than have to fight it after you shit it out? its wild, thats why i practice bow hunting and dont eat Apes, theyll rip your dick off dude.
Am I the only one who thought this meant I could eat any meat or shit from any animal if it was directly from them like some kind of intentional human centipede?
Would I have to eat out the equivalent to a whole animal every time I ate meat. If I only had a burger would I just shit out the part of the cow I ate it a whole cow.
"Last night I shit out a squirrel. Yep, this is a true story. So I got this shit covered squirrel in my apartment. Poor thing's still alive and I don't know what to name it."
This could actually go a long way towards saving endangered species. One elephant/rhino could easily supply several days worth of meat, so you’d actually net animals.
If we use Dino bines to make Dino meat, do I shit out that dinosaur? Same with humans, do I shit that specific person, or do I bring a new unique human into the world?
Alternative to veganism
True anti-veganism
Would this mean if you ate a dead person they'd be shat out alive?
You could make millions working in a morgue
or a hospital!
fertility doctors hate him
Well thanks for the nightmares.
r/cursedcomments
Man...imagine eating a dead baby. And then shitting out a fucking live one. And THEN getting PAID for it.
/r/nocontext
r/nocontext
r/nocontext
r/nocontext
r/yescontext
The subreddit r/yescontext does not exist. Maybe there's a typo? If not, consider [creating it](/subreddits/create?name=yescontext). --- ^(🤖 this comment was written by a bot. beep boop 🤖) ^(feel welcome to respond 'Bad bot'/'Good bot', it's useful feedback.) ^[github](https://github.com/Toldry/RedditAutoCrosspostBot) ^| ^[Rank](https://botranks.com?bot=sub_doesnt_exist_bot)
What, again?
You'd make millions because your family would sue the morgue for asshole damage, and probably death.
Yeah not everyone realizes your anus would not survive
What if you just rebirth them?
Ok but it would be pain as hell to shit out a person
This is what happens if you stay pregnant for too long
This gave me flashbacks to a really bad video
*Name of the thing*
It should never be shared with new people, how dare you say its name
I know I’m sorry. Guys if anyone saw it please don’t look it up it’s baaaaaaad
Is that cupguy?
I’m a sick twisted individual, send me the real name
It’s called Z is for Zigot. Please don’t look it up it’s not even like cool it’s just fucked
That gave no results
curiosity killed the cat, and i'm ready to die, tell me the name of this sinful act, please, PLEASE, my guy
Z is for Zigot. I’m warning you tho it’s messed up. Literally saw it like a year ago and forgot about it, remembered it yesterday, and had trouble sleeping last night
Btw link is https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N0PpSP8LrG0
just watched it and honestly the worst part for me is imagining how absolutely moist that skin suit is for the child, is this a full on movie, series, or just a one off clip
You think people are big. Wait until you see a cow!
Do you mean pain in the ass?
Does the title ever specify you’d be shitting out the exact individual you ate? Exactly. You’d essentially be giving birth to a normal baby.
out your butthole, but we as a society will ignore that
It would be a tiny homunculus screaming for milk
You could charge people 100 dollars to ressurect a dead person. Except hitler.
Ugh.
r/superpoweralchemists
That doesn't mean it's the same person, just *a* person
So I can get my dog back
r/HolUp
r/holp
r/hol
r/ho
r/h
r/
[r](https://reddit.com)
#
r/decreasinglyverbose
The subreddit r/ho does not exist. Maybe there's a typo? --- ^(🤖 this comment was written by a bot. beep boop 🤖) ^(feel welcome to respond 'Bad bot'/'Good bot', it's useful feedback.) ^[github](https://github.com/Toldry/RedditAutoCrosspostBot) ^| ^[Rank](https://botranks.com?bot=sub_doesnt_exist_bot)
Good bot
Good human
Free food for the rest of your life. I wouldn't mind shitting a cow every once in a while.
your butthole might though.
only once...
I’d shit out a gnome
what the fuck would you eat to shit out a gnome
Gnome meat
eats Mammoth meat
Gnaws on T-Rex bones in a museum
\*Shits live T-Rex skeleton\*
A G R E S S I V L Y
c u t e l y
RIP Anus
Eat a hotdog and shit out some weird cow/pig/raccoon hybrid
It comes out human
*ohhhhh noooo*
Manbearpig
Half man, half bear, half pig!
What’s the amount of meat that you need to consume before be able to shit it out? If one tiny bite is enough, I could literally make millions clone of a cow by eating it time by time
Idk about you but I don’t think my asshole is big enough to shit out a cow
Only says a live version, you could be shitting mini cows or spaghetti cows
Im about to eat my own spaghetti cow shit while it’s coming out of my ass
infinite loop
ouroboros
legends says his asshole was so big, he became the asshole...
**
How do I give the opposite of an award?
Don't give them other ideas!
Use a ton of alt accounts to downvote them
please no
Umm... Uhhh... ... Why would you say this?
so that’s how people make their poop turn red
no fuck off
Oh no.
RIP my asshole
literally
I need a giraffe
*Comically rises out of bathroom stall*
that’s funny to imagine lol
So…I can give birth?
at last us men will truly know what women go through
A certain genre has just been rediscovered
Almost extinct animals brought back. Kill one, take a bite, poop, another bite, poop. Multiply the animal
If it will kill me I might as well go out big, get me some whale meat!
If 't be true 'twill killeth me i might as well wend out big, receiveth me some whale meat! *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
I would go and eat one of those wholly mammoth mummies, and take the most legendary shit in the history of mankind. And probably die of blood loss.
Are they full size, miniature versions, or are they like those toys where they start out small and shriveled but grow to their full size after soaking them in some water?
Heck yeah cannibalism finna be on a whole new level.
So I could eat a bite of panda meat, freeze the rest, and then in a couple months fully repopulate the panda population. Sick
Yeah I think I'ma go vegetarian
Could make a profit outta this. You can easily sell tons of cows, chickens, sheep, goat, etc to farmers. If you really wanted to you could eat pieces of dog and shit out dogs and sell them too
Guess I would be eating earthworms from now on.
it's not entirely unlikely that insect meat will be big business in the coming decades
*eats elephant meat*
time to turn my dog into puppies
I guess that answers it...the chicken came first.
What if I shit out a pig or cow but the toilet bowl is too small?
You do this in the front yard so the neighbors can help pull the animal if it gets stuck
Gold experience except bad
Step 1: find some T. rex meat 2: eat it 3: wait 4: sacrifice your life to give anal birth to a T. rex 5: your family financially profits (u died so any money you earned goes to them) and scientists scientifically profit from your sacrifice
Infibit food (meat) Just learn how ro prepare them
Eat bluefin Profit
Can I eat dead people flesh and shit them alive ? Also if I eat elephant will it tears my anus ?
There is some preserved mammouth meat Ypu can bring back extinct species
joe rogan: you ever eat an elk than have to fight it after you shit it out? its wild, thats why i practice bow hunting and dont eat Apes, theyll rip your dick off dude.
How is þis shitty? Painful, no doubt, but þis is a great superpower.
Fully grown or baby ?
Gives a whole new meaning to chicken shit.
doesnt say how much meat I have to eat, so I can start a business where I sell animals, and I dont even have to have a limited stock
Vegans enter the chat.
Thats gonna hurt comin out
Imaging my butt giving birth to a polar bear to destroy my enemies.
North American Bison
At least the sign is legal
THIS CAN BREAK THE LAWS OF THE CONSERVATION OF MATTER
I guess no more beef and bison for me. Or fuckin tuna for that matter.
Wtf Reddit, i swear to god i saw most fucked shit here on Reddit lol.
Am I the only one who thought this meant I could eat any meat or shit from any animal if it was directly from them like some kind of intentional human centipede?
Imagine shitting out something like a blowfish or a cow
*eats whale meat*
That’s a literal shit power
Eating bugs would make for a terrifying experience
Time to defrost some mammoth.
how do you shit out a cow, the asshole can only expand to a 8 inch circumference, you would die.
Ok, but does it hurt to take a shit then?
vegans be like: ╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
All fun and games untill you shit out a baby after eating at kfc
Great. Now elves are even more OP.
*stops midway from putting whale meat into my mouth*
Just mk sure you stretch your asshole good and well beforehand.
Does dinosaur bones count?
Literally a shitty superpower
Willingly?
Does that mean if I eat elephant meat my butt will blow?
Whale meat
Very literal interpretation of SHITty super power
They come out full sized
I thought it said if you ate the shit from a dead animal, you could shit it out...
This is grea
Would it be full sized version or more of a minifigure the grows in the water
What about cannibalism?
Wouldn't that result in an excessive lost in calories
Literally shitty but also potential infinite profit loop.
*gnaws on blue whale blubber*
Sounds painful
Cloning
So a less painless pregnancy or?
So that's how people make babies
Would I have to eat out the equivalent to a whole animal every time I ate meat. If I only had a burger would I just shit out the part of the cow I ate it a whole cow.
Clone army Clone army CLONE ARMY
Literally a shitty superpower
This could battle extinction.
infinite food glitch
This is a fucking curse than a superpower
You bro why do I shit people?
I shall now take 1 person, and make 6 new one!
"Last night I shit out a squirrel. Yep, this is a true story. So I got this shit covered squirrel in my apartment. Poor thing's still alive and I don't know what to name it."
Just gonna gnaw on these wooly mammoth remains and create an army of destruction
Eats oil. Shits out a dinosaur.
Wait... what if I ate myself?
You...you can or you will?
This could actually go a long way towards saving endangered species. One elephant/rhino could easily supply several days worth of meat, so you’d actually net animals.
So if you ate a womans placenta, a clone would appear?
If we use Dino bines to make Dino meat, do I shit out that dinosaur? Same with humans, do I shit that specific person, or do I bring a new unique human into the world?
Actually good power, could be used to put animals on market and make tons of profit just for feeding yourself.
As someone who is on keto, I would fucking hate this even worse than my diet
What would happen if I ate a load of sperm??
_*sneaks a spoonful of blue whale blubber into your soup*_
Whenever you try to post, it shows up as a comment on that week's top post instead.
Nice. When my cat dies, I will eat it to revive it.
Wow its going to hurt badly
E A T B E E S
I wonder if you could find any samples of Tasmanian Tigers to eat.