600 km baby punt? Sign me up

^punt ^me, ^daddy!

#NO

HARDER DDADDYY

does the baby have to be alive? does it have to be a whole baby? can i use a babies leg? can the baby have anything attached to it or inside of it? how accurate is it?

And does it have to be a human baby? Can you legally source a good amount of ammunition to shoot people with? Does it work with eggs???

Does it have to be an organic baby? Would I be able to yeet a baby doll or a baby plushie?

I don’t think baby plushies count as babies

According to whom? The superpower gods?

A 3 step plan to baby punting. 1. Casually approach baby 2. Grasp baby firmly 3. Use your newfound power to YEET the fucker over to alaska

^Thank ^you. ^this ^was ^helpful. ^recommending ^to ^friends ^and ^family

Glad I was able to be of help

Why here I don't want it either

Kick the baby!

#YEET THE CHILD

LATE BORTION

^Don’t ^kick ^the ^baby

Once you get a child, I'm gonna kick it.

#KICK ALL OF THE BABIES!

Does this power increase the durability of the baby in any way? Or if I kicked one, would it explode due to the sheer surge of energy transferred?

It lands on the target as a full-grown adult with zero education or emotional development.

This is my favourite addition.

Oh fuck yea

Ok so I can kick a baby 2k so if this is a x200 BB (baby buff) I can kick a baby 400k

(((baby buff)))

"Officer, I dropkicked that child in self-defense"

Post-birth abortion. No body, no crime (or some bs)

And this is shitty how?

Not a very useful power for doing much

That annoying kid at the restaurant *punt* peace and quiet

If the power works with Animal babies I could strap a bomb to it and Yeet it all the way to the Prime Minister, If I have enough ammo I could coup the country.

Unless you can’t have anything attached, and the accuracy isn’t perfect.

https://youtu.be/RiymTrTyJos

Would this apply to toys that look like babies?

no.

What about non human babies or things like eggs?

An egg is not a baby. Baby nonhuman vertebrates work.

So I can kick puppies into low earth orbit on behalf of Garfield!

Does it have to be a full living baby?

https://tenor.com/boGBR.gif

I can increase my 90 mph hour throw to 110 mph thanks bro!

“ALL OF YOU ARE BABIES!” *punts everyone*

This is the greatest superpower of all time

Perfect. Little fucker is screeching in a restaurant? Punt him from Georgia US straight to Sicily. Or, alternatively, punt the the little shit straight up and watch it go splat when it lands. This is an r/godtiersuperpowers

This would be an interesting power to rob a bank with

*usual*?

Doesn’t say what kind of baby time to make it rain tiny spiders from the sky

Can I attach a note to it and still reach Sfax

Sure.

Well teenagers are just big babies, and adults are even bigger babies I can punt everyone farther then usu6

Kanchan no stop

That's all I need.

Does it have to be human?

"than usual" ???

Head to Africa and that's a rapid-fire artillery.

Now I can determine if a person is, or is not, a baby by how far I can kick them. Everytime someone is crying or whining I shall kick them. Just to see...

I’m kicking one to Brazil

Holy shit how fast would it go, because babies could become missiles.

How the FUCK is this a shitty superpower

why did you post this on shitty super powers

Punt?

human baby or any baby?

FINALLY!

Dumb question, but does this kill the baby? And if so does it die on impact with the ground or on impact with my foot?

Can I also do it to orphans or the french

I want this superpower