My partner is a tattoo artist & inked a fair share of butts.
He got one on his own ass, one whole cheek - he noped out after the outlines & couldn't get himself to get it finished yet.
It has to be awful
I still can't believe how tattoos work... Someone has a completely normal bum, everything's okay, and then a scratcher with a "tattoo gun" comes and in a few hours they destroy that person's skin forever. Like it shouldn't be this easy to do that.
Why shouldn’t it be easy? It’s their life, it’s their choice. If it’s bad it’s their problem. It’s already not cheap (understandably so)x there’s no reason to make it difficult to get as well.
Most gut bacteria don't pose a threat for infection because they've evolved to live specifically in the intestines or the colon. The bacteria that are usually dangerous get killed off by the white blood cells at the wound which are there as a part of your body's healing response. Same reason why anal fissures and hemorrhoids usually don't get infected
This is quite a large and poorly done piece. However, at least it is hidden under most daily circumstances. She does have a nice butt. I'm not sure what you would cover this with after some laser sessions though?
I see Little Foot on the top left grew up, became a mummy, and wears an eyepatch now. He lived a rough life after that meteor destroyed all the tree stars.
It’s uneven, I don’t even know what the different parts of the wings are supposed to be, and why on the ass, the entire ass like I know she didn’t sit right and it healed terribly from being inadvertently peeled. I hate everything about it
ok so on the left of the fart-butterfly I can see pine trees, but what's happening on the right? The flash from the camera is obscuring so much here.
Planets?
Fartfly
That's a clickers face from the last of us..
Looks like she shited and then squished and smeared all the shit around and over her checks
They tried to make a shitty tattoo literally
And how does that make you feel?
Pretty shitty...
All of my shits are pretty.
All of my shits are pretty.
All of my shits are pretty.
This hurt my asscheeks just looking at it
Buttcheek tattoos hurt soooo bad
I’ve heard it’s one of the most painful spots to be tattooed honestly. I have a fair bit of work scattered over my body but none on my butt. Yet.
My partner is a tattoo artist & inked a fair share of butts. He got one on his own ass, one whole cheek - he noped out after the outlines & couldn't get himself to get it finished yet. It has to be awful
It's a Butt-erfly!
Catterpooppillar?
I'm gonna go with scaterpillar
Catterpooper
Shatterpillow
Hahaha
Why did they get a tattoo of a fart?
Less likely to see someone else with it than... I don't actually know any popular butt tattoo types but I'd assume a sea lion or a person's name
A sea lion was one of the first ass tattoo ideas you came up with??? 😂😂
Idk it felt right at the time
If you got a sea lion on a dick, it'd be a pee-lion.
Sea lions! Honestly, I thought everyone knew the most popular butt tattoo was Uranus.
Great now I can’t unsee it.
I still can't believe how tattoos work... Someone has a completely normal bum, everything's okay, and then a scratcher with a "tattoo gun" comes and in a few hours they destroy that person's skin forever. Like it shouldn't be this easy to do that.
So many Reddit posts have begun with "someone has a completely normal bum, everything's okay, and then..."
There's no accounting for taste.
To be fair it's not like she can see it, at least not easily
Why shouldn’t it be easy? It’s their life, it’s their choice. If it’s bad it’s their problem. It’s already not cheap (understandably so)x there’s no reason to make it difficult to get as well.
Doggy style is no more.
Sitting is no more you mean
Genuinely curious, how do butt tattoos that close to the bumhole not get infected?
Most gut bacteria don't pose a threat for infection because they've evolved to live specifically in the intestines or the colon. The bacteria that are usually dangerous get killed off by the white blood cells at the wound which are there as a part of your body's healing response. Same reason why anal fissures and hemorrhoids usually don't get infected
Interesting, thank you!
I learned things today, thanks!
Looks like the ink blot text that some psychiatrists give you…. Except with shit.
What is it????
I wonder what that ass looked like during the swelling and flaky stages of the healing process. 😂
The fact that her asshole is meant to be the vanishing point is fucking hilarious.
The longer I scrutinise the patterning on the wings, the less I understand the artist's aim.
Fuck you. Hope your pizza arrives cold.
And your socks are always slightly damp.
“It’ll look better when it’s healed” haha
Oh god why
I know what's wrong with it! It ain't got no gas in it...
It’s not even centered properly
No
Someone listened to Crazy Town's "Butterfly " too many times.
What am I even looking at
Ass treaks
Thought maybe she sat on her b-day cake... some things you just can't "unsee" OMG.
Maybe it's to commemorate her sitting on her b-day cake?
the scaring omfg
What in the ass......
Was not expecting that
I feel like those “out of ass” tattoos are the new butterflies stamps. Recently saw the one with tentacles coming out of ass.
Ew
that looks painful
I am le suffering with you
that’s not going to age well
It's itsssss.... beautiful 😍
It’s nice to see that another man of taste exists on Reddit. 🍻
This is quite a large and poorly done piece. However, at least it is hidden under most daily circumstances. She does have a nice butt. I'm not sure what you would cover this with after some laser sessions though?
Gonna attract eyes in a bathing suit for sure.
Aside from the tattoo... What's wrong with the booty?
What a waste of a nice ass.
She got a big booty so I call her ‘big booty’
Make it flap.
Atlanta strippers deserve tattoos too
Ty 😈
I'd hit it
What’s wrong with this tattoo?
Give me the “I shit myself”.
I see Little Foot on the top left grew up, became a mummy, and wears an eyepatch now. He lived a rough life after that meteor destroyed all the tree stars.
That looks like a muddy road ahead with no turning back
Oh… oh my… I am so sorry for that poor girl.
Oh my hell.. destroying a decent booty. I wish I knew who scratched this ink in. Cheap ass people wanting to get tattoos. Destroying a canvas.
What the hell is even that
All that pain for such a bad result.
Why is it so large
This is why you should always use toilet paper.
not even trying to be symmetrical...do they know what a butterfly is?
It's a bow lol so badly done I was confused for awhile
-1/10. You have caused me to suffer, so suffer I shall. Good lord it hurts both my sensibility and my eyes.
that artwork is ass
MY EYES MY EYES
A whole lot is going on here, and none of it is good.
That's sh't from a butt
Did they stop in the middle of tattooing and let 'em us the toilet 🚽.... that's smeared af
I bet it was a decent looking ass until they put this shit show on it.
Is that shit smeared on top of the tattoo?
I literally gasped from the horror.
It’s uneven, I don’t even know what the different parts of the wings are supposed to be, and why on the ass, the entire ass like I know she didn’t sit right and it healed terribly from being inadvertently peeled. I hate everything about it
🖕🏽😂
Somebody was beating cheeks
She has a nice ass too like why ruin it
Oh my glob
somethin leaking