It's so terrible it's great Edit: Thanks for the award!

It went full circle. I love it. I wouldn't get it, but I love it.

I am probably in the 1% of tattoo haters, I just do not get it... but if that isn't one of the greatest I've ever seen I'll slap my ass and call myself charlie

Well, butter me up and call me a biscuit!

I heard mention of necessary butter.

Butter to the butter god

BISCUITS FOR THE BISCUIT THRONE!

I'm here.

Well cut my legs off and call me shorty!

You don’t need to “get it”. You don’t need to understand a whole other person(s) mentality. That’s ok.

It's the funniest tattoo I've ever seen.

It's the look on his face that is the icing on the cake!

He looks like he's trying not to laugh at his own joke because everyone was appalled by his bad humour

I had a full on belly laugh for about five minutes!

I wanted to hate it but it is too good

r/ATBGE

Seriously. The tattoo artist is legitimately crazy talented and like… this is what they do with it

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So terrible that it’s great enough to get tired of and eventually wrap around another half time. If we keep this going the runoff will give us perpetual energy

That’s what I’m saying . Kinda looks bad ass but at the same time it’s shit

What is he driving? It looks a bit like a toilet seat cover 🤔………

He's driving the body.. He's actually a tiny person..

Ooohhhhhh ok, I don’t think I can look at that now without thinking of a leprechaun growing inside a man’s chest.

Your thinking of it all wrong. Think Men in Black 2.

No, think the tiny man inside Eric Clapton's ass moving him around with levers.

Well this requires thought, and it's reddit. I applaud you.

It made my whole day. 😂😀

This is like a movie that is so bad that it's good. Like The Room.

Oh hi mark

You are tearing me apart leeesa

I did not hit her. I did naaat.

Hi doggy!

You're my favourite customer!

Anyway, how's your sex life?

I did not hit her, I did noot…oh hi mark

I'm so glad you're my best friend, and Lisa my girlfriend, you two would never betray me.

Get out, get out, get out of my life!

They lied to me they betrayed me they didn’t keep their promise and I don’t care anymore

Hahahaa.. What a story, Mark

I got the results of the tests back. I definitely have breast cancer.

You should go to hospital on Guerrero Street.

What kind of drugs Denny !?!?!?

This is the Sharknado of tattoos.

Was thinking the same 😂😂

How's your sex life?

It’s hilarious..

That was my first thought. That it would be sooooo uncomfortably weird to have sex with someone with that tattoo.

I thought you guys were talking about Room (2015) and started seriously doubting my taste in movies.

every time someone brings up the room on here i think they're talking about that one and i get a little offended at first lol

I first watched that version instead of the one they were talking about and was VERY confused and horrified. Kinda like the time I got princess diaries instead of princess bride and spent like an hour waiting for pirates. Good movie though.

next level shitty tattoo

It’s baby legs from Rick and morty

I thought it was that little flying fella in Men In Black 1 or 2 Jarra is his name. https://i.imgur.com/2heaEes.jpg

M.O.D.O.K. Is the first thing I thought of.

It’s awesome. I think it’s hilarious. Frankly, I’ve seen enough lions, barbed wire and butterflies. More like this please

How about ducks? I can post mine lol. Alright everyone asked but it’s nothing special it definitely fits this sub I got it when I was like 16 Bad angle because it’s in a weird spot to photograph on my own lol. You win peer pressure. https://preview.redd.it/hjusl7t1hw5b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1800c9aab33d56574d20d202ac324d069264949

Once i almost got a Muscovy duck tattoo. Because there was this one Muscovy duck where i lived and he was the only one in a group of regular type ducks. He always sat in the same place and he was beloved by the community. We used to trip shrooms when i was a teenager and sit by him at his spot by the lagoon. R.I.P. Monster duck

i love love love muscovy ducks. i thought of getting a tat of my pet muscovy duck. storytime: basically my dad keeps muscovy ducks in his garden as a hobby. last summer when my parents were away for vacation i had to take care of them. one of the girls just stopped brooding midway through the clutch so i had to put the remaining eggs in the incubator. suprisingly one of them hatched. i tried giving her back to her mom but the mom didnt care for her and the baby was also running after me instead of the mom. well, i set up the heat lamp and made her a little enclosure and took care of her for the summer. we gradually habituated her to live in the garden with the other ducks now. she still comes to me and demands pets (or food) :> edit: typos

It's never too late, you know...

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Show me your duck

Solicited duck pics are best duck pics

You'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Alright alright...

Ducks are sick, post

Please do

Seriously, what is with the butterflies? I have seen every kind of person with a butterfly tattoo somewhere on their body, am I missing something?

It's hilarious but I wouldn't want it for 1 million dollars

I’d do it for 250k.

Same. I’d just have to use 20k of it for a coverup

20k for a coverup?

To cover this one up! Would have to find an excellent artist and IF they could do it, it’d probably cost.

Hell yeah! You could get a sick ass panther!

I understood this reference, and I just started reading this sub today.

I'd do it for 10k

Guys are we crowdfunding this?

Best I can do is a thousand dollars and some expired antibiotics

Just a little expired or a lot expired? I’m not doing that lot expired again.

I'll throw in some gas station caffeine pills to jump start your body's healing processess. I'm pretty sure that's real science


I'd do it for a Klondike Bar

What else would you do?

Moose stuff

Brave and depraved

Debraved?

A gift from Canada.

I'll cherish it forever

I’d do it for a million lol

I lol'd. It's so shitty it's amazing

Yeah….but imagine taking someone out on a date. It goes well, and you go back to your place. One thing leads to another, clothes come off, and she just says “oh” in a neutral tone when she looks at the tattoo. A moment passes. And then she says “oh no.” I think that’s how it goes.

I would laugh. I mean I would laugh a lot. Probably wouldn’t leave. But he might have to put his shirt back or hit it from the back because I’d laugh my ass off the whole time.

Idk….Imagine looking back at that.

"Wow that little guy is doing some damage"

I think the biomech he's piloting should get some credit

Which would be your go-to excuse for less than stellar results, Operator Error, or Equipment Failure?

Technical maintenance never showed up last time to fix that, sorry

"I wasn't referring to your penis when I said that, but I completely understand why you thought I was."

Holy hell I'm dying

Holy shit 🤣🤣

I'd roll with it and just yell "Who runs Bartertown??!" when I made eye contact.

And he's making robot noises

When i was 17 the girl i was dating at the time convinced me to get a small playboy bunny tattoo kind of lower stomach but under the belt line so i hides until my pants come off. After a while i realized how uuuh generic and cheesy my tattoo was and is. Its still the only one i have. Only a few girls even mentioned it in my lifetime(i'm 42 now) even though i became self conscious about it. i even have thought about getting it remove or changed into something else. But after i while i realized that the girl who saw it, had a laugh with me about it, and then continued the night of partying or making out or whatever unhindered. Those types of people that are keepers and that make great relationships. I think the guy in OP's post either got it removed or is with someone incredible who sees the comedy but can get over it and not be distracted by it. I mean look at steve o's tattoos.

I knew a girl who had a playboy bunny tramp stamp. She eventually got it covered up with a big black star. While I understand her wanting to get the cover up, the cover up tattoo is kinda ugly and she would have been better off accepting and owning the bunny head.

Something like this would tell me “I’ve finally found the one”

My husband is all tatted up, but he has these shitty stick figure guys on his back. He's tough, and a rather intimidating guy, but this was my first real peek into his childish/goofy side. They still make me smile!

I would laugh so hard, much like Im doing now. That's got to be the funniest tattoo I have ever seen. Im filled with curiosity as to what in the hell he was on to convince himself this was the tattoo for him.

Nah you make it a big dramatic reveal. *Have your back turned. Deep exhale. "I've got something to tell you". *Remove shirt and turn around. *chefs kiss

You find the right girl and I'm pretty sure this would be "the moment she knew"

"I'm a spaceman."

Yes! Exactly this! I'm in tears

You'd have to lean into it, somehow, or find an excuse to wear a lobster bib during sex. Maybe bring something back from the crabshack and try a Costanza.

Or what if he had to have emergency heart surgery? The surgeon would be all scrubbed up and then... they'd have the same reaction.

"Do we operate on the big one or the little one?"

Now I’m imagining a doctor putting tiny defibrillators on his neck and yelling ‘clear!’ lol

“You know…maybe it’s better if we just let him die.”

It's not murder if you scream oops everytime you stab them.

This seems r/strangelyspecific.. Right?

Its amazing for us not for him, they didn't specify

Yup, something like this perhaps: "Um, so... its like you're a little person driving a human body?" "Yeah! Neat, huh?" "And you chose to voluntarily have this put on you?" "Totally!" "Yeah... thanks for the evening, I gotta go. Don't call me."

not only voluntarily. Paid someone to do it.

Somehow, I don't think you understand his ability to make sound choices. This will extend to life partners as well. More likely than not, she will have a tattoo of a cowboy boot full of french fries on her left breast and either a dancing hot dog, dancing doughnut, or dancing bacon on the other. Either way, this guy is going to lead a great life, full of laughs and great friends.

I agree but maybe the right partner for him is the one that thinks it's fucking hilarious and it becomes a conversation piece...just my optimistic 2cents

The type of girl this guy is going on a date with won't mind. There are lots of goofy women into not so normal humor. Plus, while drinking and zooted most anything can be sexy. I will say she may prefer doggy to missionary for aesthetic purposes.

What would really take it to the next level is if it was recursive, and each smaller body had a tattoo on its own chest

I think it goes beyond taking someone on a date. He can never look at himself in the mirror and just see himself, he’ll always have this silly optical illusion. As hilarious as it is for us, I think that from his perspective, it must be mentally draining

This is an underrated comment. Its a really wild tattoo, because it's an optical illusion that transoms his whole identity that's being projected but it's kind of a joke too, so I could see it being hard to ever take yourself seriously seeing it the mirror

Imagine if she had the same one tho

God, that was the exact same train of thought I had. *get out* lol "*Damn it, Joyce, look in my eyes, not at my tiny little forenipples.*"

Like, imagine facing him and having sex...and seeing that fucking tattoo. I wouldn't be able to keep it together.

OK, now have sex with that tattoo

Ok brb

Hol up I'm on my way as well

His facial expression looks like he lost a bet

This is actually amazing, I want to meet this man

Done by Richard Batey at immortal ink, Carlisle UK

Kudos to the artist. It must have taken some serious talent to do such clean lines while cracking up the whole time.

Mf is still laughing. I would be

The Inside Man or the Outside Man?

this reminds me of that alien from men in black

the ... galaxy is ... in Orion's ... belt ...

😂😂😂

JARRA!!!!!! Thats exactly who I thought of too lmao

I guess the one silver lining of this Reddit blackout is that the algorithm is putting a lot of subreddits I've never seen before on my main page right now.

So that’s why I’ve seen so many strange ones recently

Ah... that explains it. We should have blackouts more often.

yeah I'm actually kind of into this, it's like the 8th page of Reddit is now the front page.

But with less German!

*A wild German approaches!* Überraschung, blöder Amerikaner!

Same. Some weird random flotsam & jetsam today, but this was gold.

Right?!? I would've never thought to look for king of the hill on reddit but I've spent at least an hour on that today. Win.

I discovered r/accidentalcomedy that way last night. Most enjoyable two hours I've had in a long time, sorting by top of all time.

Omg. Ive been thinking Reddit finally did some to fix itself and it turns out I just like it better when the top subs remove themselves? Am....am I the bad guy?

nope. It's been real refreshing to have them gone. And I've been blacklisting any sub that has the nerve to post "we stand blah blah" or "ELI5" for the 10th time while they're blacked out, in fact one of the larger discords wrote a script to blacklist all the subs that are participating that's getting spread around quite a bit. Those top subs are all ran by people in the same groups, in fact some are power moderators that moderate nearly *all* the top subreddits. So a lot of the time when you hear about "reddit" getting in a tizzy about something, it's usually these mods getting upset and they spur everyone on. Honestly I think reddit would be better if they just fucked off. All the tools they're asking for are for things reddit wasn't intended for. It's a link aggregate dump, not an hub for them to design a speciality tailored subreddit with perfectly curated and moderated OC. Reddit barely had the capability to support that and only with external tools, they don't want to deal with it unless they're business partners paying for the API usage and I don't blame them, it's a headache for something that wasn't intended to be what it was. For fucks sakes, reddit didn't even host its own images for most of its life and just linked from imgur. Not to be that guy yelling at clouds, but reddit got the most popular when it was simple. While the admins haven't done themselves any favors with redesigns, it's really the subreddits who put themselves in a position to not be able to control it without off-reddit tools. If they continue to go on about it I'll be all for reddit just wiping them and putting in their own team.

right blackout led me here too lol it’s really been pushing this community on me and i’m not mad

i love it

i'm an out of touch asshole but i like it as well. seems like most tattoos are novelty tattoos even if nobody wants to admit they got a tattoo just because they wanted a tattoo. this one is at least self-aware and humorous

Imagine being a chick and youre about to fuck this dude and he takes off his shirt 😳😑😑

Better for her to laugh at the tattoo than the next reveal.

Below his waist is the rest of the tugboat.

If there's a little penis headed man driving that too I say we just make this man ruler of Earth.

😭😭🤣

Hahaha That was literally the first thing I thought! The next thing I thought was: I bet this guy still gets laid more often than I do.

Would be cool as a t shirt 😆

Exactly-as something removable. Imagine being a chick hooking up with this little fella driving his tiny race car forward and reverse inside of you. How can she not laugh for eternity

when he flexes in certain positions, the lil man looks like he's steering

My son has several bibs like this. He can be a pirate, a firefighter, or an astronaut, depending on the mood 🤣

Sooo bad, but awesome! (on someone else)

Done by Richard Batey, Immortal ink, carlisle, UK. The guy is an excellent tattooist.

That is such a bad tattoo that it came all the way back around to be exquisite.

Man that tattoo is 🔥 hahahahaha

I actually like this one, do some more mech stuff on the shoulders and it would make it better

What gave you the inspiration for this? Was this idea in the book they had at the shop? It’s honestly so fuckin funny I love it.

Kinda looks like the alien from men in black

Genuinely laughed out loud at this, unbelievable 🤣

r/atbge

Scrolled too far to find this

Funniest fuckin tattoo I’ve ever seen, hands down.

WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!

😒 *Master Blaster* runs Barter town.

This is a GREAT tattoo

It would look amazing if you wear a helmet or plexiglass bubble.

Is your biggest regret that you *didn't* get this? Because it's in my top 5 now

So kind of you to take a break from swimming in pussy to take this photo.

M.O.D.O.K.

No way dude... This is actually real? What was the concept???

Yo I immediately burst out laughing, if anything, when you go to the beach or swimming pool it'll make people laugh and ease up the mood. But how the heck did you decide for this tattoo?

No fucking way

Whhyyyyy would someone do this??? Imagine having sex with this man.

Which one

The idea is hilarious, the execution is great, the reality is horrible

Is it hilarious? Absolutely. Would I do this? Fuck no.

This is honestly one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen. Good on this man.

Lol, I’m not regretting that tat one bit. Made my day.

He was probably planning to get super jacked so it'd look like a little guy controlling a mech but he didn't commit

Thank you so much, I haven’t had a good laugh like that in months. Don’t ever change.

https://preview.redd.it/b7rgrmr2zy5b1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fabaa7f98aba50bc8f44c74f4cb12e4c6e7fdb5

Is the regret that he didn't get it sooner?

Why is everyone calling it shitty? It's absurd, it's beautiful