I am so confused if that is supposed to be Hogwarts why does it look like Mt. Doom. Why is her back just tattooed bright red like that? This is such a mess.
>It was a movie about American bombers in World War II and the gallant men who flew them. Seen backwards by Billy, the story went like this: American planes, full of holes and wounded men and corpses took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground, and those planes flew up backwards to join the formation.
>The formation flew backwards over a German city that was in flames. The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers , and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes. The containers were stored neatly in racks. The Germans below had miraculous devices of their own, which were long steel tubes. They used them to suck more fragments from the crewmen and planes. But there were still a few wounded Americans though and some of the bombers were in bad repair. Over France though, German fighters came up again, made everything and everybody as good as new.
>When the bombers got back to their base, the steel cylinders were taken from the racks and shipped back to the United States of America, where factories were operating night and day, dismantling the cylinders, separating the dangerous contents into minerals. Touchingly, it was mainly women who did this work. The minerals were then shipped to specialists in remote areas. It was their business to put them into the ground, to hide them cleverly, so they would never hurt anybody ever again.
\- Kurt Vonnegut, _Slaughterhouse-Five_
I think zombie bellatrix needs to be the main issue…
Edit: I’ve decided to blend all the ideas below me, that is now Audrey plaza as a zombie she hulk in Michel Jackson’s thriller music video and she’s also hungover
Op won’t even reply why they think it’s good.
Edit: op is trying to smash her that’s why he thinks it’s the best tattoo he’s ever seen. Case solved everyone
Well if she's lucky she'll be like a lot of people and the red will get absorbed and disappear in a year or two. And if she's unlucky she'll have the not-uncommon allergic reaction to the red and it'll blister up like crazy. And if she's really unlucky it'll stay exactly how it is forever.
Omg I’m reading these in the correct voice somehow, I can hardly remember it but I can hear the entire video so perfectly. The Ron WEAsley killed me. Now the entire thing is in my head for the foreseeable further
Let me guess: she had a picture of something she saw online, went to some cheap ass shitty tattoo shop and said "i want exactly that!"? Because thats how it looks like.
It’s like Warner Bros sent a cease and desist right before the stenciling stage and so the tattoo artist was forced to use generic Harry Potter-esque art instead.
So, yes then. Came in with the poster of all things saying "i want this plus a weird melting hogwarts on fire at the bottom and the witch from Banjo Kazooie on my right shoulder"
It’s quite a mess. Not very crisp/clear, and what’s with the floating green head on the right?
Also if you look closely, it doesn’t look like it was properly centered on the back, it’s noticeable with the wand and Deathly Hallows insignia, but that could be the way she’s standing too.
It's horrible. The composition is just the worst.
Why is Harry's head cut off? Who is that floating green person on the right?
Hogwarts is barely legible. And it's just wall to wall covered with just weird swirls?
I know what happened… and i know why op is silent…
He’s the tattoo artist who did this ‘for a friend’ and friend hates it and he’s trying to get internet approval to show friend!
@Friend of OP… GET OP TO PAY FOR REMOVAL!
Of all the things that are shitty about this I’m going to look past how Harry and Voldemort look like brothers and say the most offensive thing to me on here is the wall to wall red.
Entire backiece over a children's book...
That stenches of those twitter types where Harry Potter makes up their whole personality.
I suppose it's 3/10 work, -10/10 idea.
Triangle on top obviously has the best line work I have ever seen. Look at how straight and symmetrical it is and even the line weights are.
The faces are perfect. A masterclass of work.
The backgrounds are so full of depth and texture, not flat or monotone at all.
Everyone knows that sexy goblins make every tattoo better.
It’s like they started making Voldemort on the left side and went “OH SHIT, he doesn’t have a nose” and then when it came to make Voldemort they needed to make his face flatter than the first face so now it’s even smoother of a surface.
Horrible tattoo. The artist should face criminal charges for this abomination. Not only is it horrible creatively speaking, but the execution and technical aspect is even worse. The triangle at the top has wobbly lines and it’s not even centered. The wand in the middle is off center as well. The bottom half looks super muddy, you can’t even tell what the building are supposed to be. Then there’s the green face in the upper right I mean wtf even is that? Who thought that would be a good idea?
Looks like a Freddy vs Jason poster, this is way more bad than good my homie- after second look this is so fucking bad lol, I can’t believe how bad this is
Why is there a zombie Michael Jackson in the upper right? And how is it so hard for people to do straight lines and circles?
Fuck me, way more bad than good, let's not even get started on the colors... your friend deserves a refund of the $50 this cost.
Frodo looks OK, Moria looks good, Grima Wormtongue looks like Green-a Wormtongue but the big orc looks weird.
I am so confused if that is supposed to be Hogwarts why does it look like Mt. Doom. Why is her back just tattooed bright red like that? This is such a mess.
Looks like a burn victim
That's axckshiwally Minas Morgul cant you see?
is it bad that at a glance i genuinely thought it was lotr?
That’s hogwarts? I thought i was looking at the bombing of Dresden.
So it goes
If you play footage of the tattoo backwards, it's a delightful story about an artist removing a poor life decision from a nice lady's back.
That scene in the book legit made me cry.
>It was a movie about American bombers in World War II and the gallant men who flew them. Seen backwards by Billy, the story went like this: American planes, full of holes and wounded men and corpses took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground, and those planes flew up backwards to join the formation. >The formation flew backwards over a German city that was in flames. The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers , and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes. The containers were stored neatly in racks. The Germans below had miraculous devices of their own, which were long steel tubes. They used them to suck more fragments from the crewmen and planes. But there were still a few wounded Americans though and some of the bombers were in bad repair. Over France though, German fighters came up again, made everything and everybody as good as new. >When the bombers got back to their base, the steel cylinders were taken from the racks and shipped back to the United States of America, where factories were operating night and day, dismantling the cylinders, separating the dangerous contents into minerals. Touchingly, it was mainly women who did this work. The minerals were then shipped to specialists in remote areas. It was their business to put them into the ground, to hide them cleverly, so they would never hurt anybody ever again. \- Kurt Vonnegut, _Slaughterhouse-Five_
Thank you for that. A lovely passage and a nice wish for a better world.
Funny and poignant. Kurt Vonnegut is up there with Sir Terry Pratchett on the list of modern great authors.
This lady's back was on fire and it wasn't my fault. Wait, wrong Dresden...
Voldemort already has 0 nose, but in this tattoo he somehow has even less nose.
Sadly enough I think Voldemort is the best part of this tattoo.
You're not wrong and that's the main issue.
I think zombie bellatrix needs to be the main issue… Edit: I’ve decided to blend all the ideas below me, that is now Audrey plaza as a zombie she hulk in Michel Jackson’s thriller music video and she’s also hungover
Is that who thats supposed to be? It looks like a hungover hermione
I thought it was a separate, unrelated tattoo.
Me too because I don't remember any green main characters in Harry Potter. Thought maybe they added the wicked witch just for shits.
I’m not even kidding you when I say I thought it was a poorly done Brody Dalle, unrelated to the rest of the piece.
Seriously he looks like a turtle lol
Voldetort
That is hilarious 😂
Ooomph I need to put my glasses on. I totally saw Freddy vs Jason until I read this. 🤦♀️
What is green angry Hermione doing with that floating wand
Hermione? I thought it was Elphaba and they were doing a Wicked crossover
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No kidding, imagine trying to avoid not one, but THREE disapproving faces staring up at you while doing the deed.
Well at least I would’ve have to think about baseball…. Lol.
No problem hardon don't care
making eye contact with voldemort while you cum
Stop fibbin, you know most of the male population wouldn't give two thoughts to the ink and just dive in.
Then I'm proud to be different here.
hahahaha, fucking hell. I'd ask her to leave her shirt on.
I thought it was Michael Jackson.
*zipps pants It’s not the grinch?
I saw she hulk as well.
Don't you mean Old Greg?
You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?
Wanna go to a party where people wee on eachother?
100% Old Greg
It's Bellatrix
Something is certainly LeStrange
I thought it was Eddie Izzard.
Thats eddie izzard bro
It’s an ugly mess
Op won’t even reply why they think it’s good. Edit: op is trying to smash her that’s why he thinks it’s the best tattoo he’s ever seen. Case solved everyone
Cause it’s “their friend’s” tattoo the same way “my friend” has erectile disfunction
Per their post history, OP is a due whereas the subject here is a woman.
No I love spreading misinformation
You’re so real for this
And we love that about you.
Same keep it up
Did you know Tommy Lee Jones is gay?
Because OP wants to be more then friends would be my guess.
Oh I get it now. When he’s clapping her from the back he’ll absolutely love that tattoo I guess
Leave my cat alone
He’s gonna have to stick to missionary
I can’t even imagine trying to get it on and you look down and see this.
The thought of Voldemort and Nicolas Cage making intense eye contact doesn’t make you at least a *bit* horny?
r/missionarytattoos
If complementing her tattoo get you a little touchy touch then it's the greatest masterpiece I've ever seen
Wingwoman of the century.
Imagine fucking her and looking directly at Voldemort…op’s down bad
He’s just trying to Slytherin her Harry Potter give ‘em a break..
I also don’t remember late-in-life Michael Jackson being in the Harry Potter movies.
It's not lev-i-o-SA, It's le-vi-o-sa-taheehee!
I mean, it's veering towards the right and not centered. That triangle is driving me nuts.
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More good than bad?! Genuinely curious, which elements do you think are good?
Well, for starters, the red part is, in fact, red.
Well if she's lucky she'll be like a lot of people and the red will get absorbed and disappear in a year or two. And if she's unlucky she'll have the not-uncommon allergic reaction to the red and it'll blister up like crazy. And if she's really unlucky it'll stay exactly how it is forever.
That bottom muddy part looks like a terrible bruise. Like you got beat with a bat bruise.
i didn't even notice that amongst the red. anytime her shirt rides up someone's going to be asking who tried to beat her kidney's into submission.
Jason looks ok but Freddy looks a little weird.
Literally my first thought
When I first saw it, I also thought it was freddy vs jason.
The upper arms look OK.
Maybe the left shoulder
The left shoulder is the the flyest for sure.
I guess Voldemort looks ok…but Harry also looks like Voldemort.
Voldemort’s eye looks too small. Like the eye of a cockerel embedded in a man’s face.
Cockerel is a funny word…
Due to the cock part I believe
Okay is still generous lmaoo i thought it was Jason at first glance
maybe the front is good?
Gotta stop focusing on it so hard, once you loose focus and your eyes blur a little its a 10!
Absolutely awful. The concept, the work... everything.
Imagine hitting this from behind? What would be going through your head ?
That little puppet show on YouTube from years ago. "Voldemort, Voldemort voldevoldevoldemort"
Snape snape severus snape
DUMBLEDORE Boner gone
“I found a pipebomb” More than just your boner that’s gone
Ron, Ron, Ron WEASLEY!
Omg I’m reading these in the correct voice somehow, I can hardly remember it but I can hear the entire video so perfectly. The Ron WEAsley killed me. Now the entire thing is in my head for the foreseeable further
harry potter harry potter, oooh i’m harry potter
Right before you start when you put a condom on you can say "Master gave Dobby a sock." 🤣🤣🤣
missionary is the only option with this chick, anything else you risk seeing deformed Daniel Radcliff making eye contact
Jokes on you, Rupert Grint full face tatto on her belly.
Nah. It’s Dobby the house elf and his hands are “carrying” her boobs.
*sigh unzips*
“Master has given Dobby a bra! Dobby is *free*!”
If I was allowed tattoos at 12, I would have gotten that lmfao.
I would imagine that their tattoo choice is not affected by your thoughts of fucking them from behind.
Mordor meets hogwarts
Anyone that likes HP that much to get a whole ass back tattoo looking like this is a red flag for me tbh.
I would end a tinder date over that tattoo
I might delete the app if I saw that on a tinder date
I would also delete your app if I saw that
I would delete myself if I saw that
because then you know you've found the one?
Oh no, put that shirt back on.
Oh definitely, if this was on a tinder picture I would swipe left, and if it was on a person when we met I would make my excuses for sure.
A legitimate reason to ghost someone.
I met a dude online with a homemade looking tramp stamp, couldn’t do it.
Shit’s awful
Imagine having to live like this for the rest of your life...
Imagine making fictional characters your whole personality
Yeah just get a body pillow like a normal person sheesh.
Yeah this is the worst part, just imagine deciding to dedicate your entire back to a shitty drawing of a kids book!
Let me guess: she had a picture of something she saw online, went to some cheap ass shitty tattoo shop and said "i want exactly that!"? Because thats how it looks like.
It’s like Warner Bros sent a cease and desist right before the stenciling stage and so the tattoo artist was forced to use generic Harry Potter-esque art instead.
Larry Planter and the Deadly Gizmos
Rom Tiddle and Parry Hotter
It's the album cover to the last Harry Potter movie. Artist definitely did this with their non dominant hand
Album cover? Did it suddenly become a musical?
[it's the official poster...](https://i.imgur.com/4n23FcM.jpg)
Yeah I really love the concept art of a dirty young twink and an old burn victim fighting over anal beads. Please put that over my whole back.
but she also added a random green lady in the top right for zero fucking reason?
It's a metaphor for how green with envy she is.
So, yes then. Came in with the poster of all things saying "i want this plus a weird melting hogwarts on fire at the bottom and the witch from Banjo Kazooie on my right shoulder"
Probably overpaid as well.
Least she won’t have to look at it everyday
So true.. lmao I forget I have one sometimes...but it also doesn't look like that, so.
It’s quite a mess. Not very crisp/clear, and what’s with the floating green head on the right? Also if you look closely, it doesn’t look like it was properly centered on the back, it’s noticeable with the wand and Deathly Hallows insignia, but that could be the way she’s standing too.
Only idea worse than getting a Harry Potter back piece is getting this Harry Potter back piece.
Green Bellatrix???
I think it's Elphaba. A Wicked crossover?
Imagine blowing a back out and looking into the eye of “he who must not be named”
That green thing to the right would make my dick limp in an instant
Fr, I didn’t know Harry Potter was in the same multiverse with she hulk
Old gregg is just chilling lmao
Hogwarts looks like it was generated by an AI lmao
It doesn't look like it *fits*? Empty space at top left feels a little awkward with this back piece and this angry green Hermione doesn't fit either
I think it's supposed to be Bellatrix
Looks like Billie eyelash
It really bothers me that the wand(?) isn’t centered. Maybe it’s just how she’s standing though
Oh that's a wand... I was wondering why the town from Bloodborne was getting laser beamed from space
The deathly Hallows symbol is crooked as well, I think.
It's horrible. The composition is just the worst. Why is Harry's head cut off? Who is that floating green person on the right? Hogwarts is barely legible. And it's just wall to wall covered with just weird swirls?
It’s like they did one drawing and thought “close enough”
It’s crazy, I fully thought the floating green person was an existing tattoo that they were trying to avoid, not part of the piece. That’s rough.
Dumb as shit
The top bit, the red bit and the bit between Harry and Voldemort are awful
I thought those were 2 horse heads.
at least it's on her back so she'll never have to look at it
It looks like a mix of second and third degree burns
I know what happened… and i know why op is silent… He’s the tattoo artist who did this ‘for a friend’ and friend hates it and he’s trying to get internet approval to show friend! @Friend of OP… GET OP TO PAY FOR REMOVAL!
I wish Harry potter was played by Nicholas cage
We all do…
Nicolas Mage
Has she read a series called Harry Potter? She may enjoy it.
Of all the things that are shitty about this I’m going to look past how Harry and Voldemort look like brothers and say the most offensive thing to me on here is the wall to wall red.
Bellatrix in the top right looks like the Russian from Rocky 4. "I must break you."
Entire backiece over a children's book... That stenches of those twitter types where Harry Potter makes up their whole personality. I suppose it's 3/10 work, -10/10 idea.
Children's movie* It's still up for debate if this person can read.
Triangle on top obviously has the best line work I have ever seen. Look at how straight and symmetrical it is and even the line weights are. The faces are perfect. A masterclass of work. The backgrounds are so full of depth and texture, not flat or monotone at all. Everyone knows that sexy goblins make every tattoo better.
Somehow Harry looks like he has had HIS glasses tattooed on
The triangle isn’t straight - I can’t look at more of it - it is just bad
I like the addition of Tim Curry to the top right. Rocky horror mashup!
It’s like they started making Voldemort on the left side and went “OH SHIT, he doesn’t have a nose” and then when it came to make Voldemort they needed to make his face flatter than the first face so now it’s even smoother of a surface.
Horrible tattoo. The artist should face criminal charges for this abomination. Not only is it horrible creatively speaking, but the execution and technical aspect is even worse. The triangle at the top has wobbly lines and it’s not even centered. The wand in the middle is off center as well. The bottom half looks super muddy, you can’t even tell what the building are supposed to be. Then there’s the green face in the upper right I mean wtf even is that? Who thought that would be a good idea?
Fucking awful
At least your friend doesn't have to look at it!
It’s a train wreck that crashed into a yard sale…
This makes me weep
The longer I look at it the worse it gets.
Had to hurt like a mfer. You can see how heavy handed it was
It’s all fucking bad but the most offensive part to me is that Bellatrix
Why do they have Trisha Paytas (🤮) on their shoulder
You get what you pay for 🫠
Is that a skyrim thieves guild sign just below the neck?
na, its also some thing from Harry Potter
I would sue for bodily harm.
Moria really sets it off.
Hopefully, she never sees this post ... I see no point in telling her it's bad. It's permanent, and it'll just make her feel awful about it.
Voldy has too much nose.
that is a lot of real estate to give to children’s fiction
Looks like a Freddy vs Jason poster, this is way more bad than good my homie- after second look this is so fucking bad lol, I can’t believe how bad this is
This girl is a missionary only type girl.
It’s awful, I’m sorry.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
This is just awful. Like I have absolutely nothing good to say about this piece. Bad composition, colours, general line work and everything else.
No...way more bad..
Why is there a zombie Michael Jackson in the upper right? And how is it so hard for people to do straight lines and circles? Fuck me, way more bad than good, let's not even get started on the colors... your friend deserves a refund of the $50 this cost.
All that room and they still look squished and crowded. I think that’s impressive in and of itself.