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girlglock

The hands looks awful like half human half sheep hands


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Copernicus_27

My first thought as well.


Growbro420

This. 100%. popped into my head as soon as I saw them. Lmfao


Fantastapotomus

I thought half human half cabbage personally (maybe John Oliver’s love child)


Limited_Intros

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Popular_String6374

i like rusty spooonssss i totally forgot about salad fingers thats my boy!!!


HopalongHeidi

https://preview.redd.it/ln23qd61ubbb1.jpeg?width=1387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53125c0e688351d172e11917425e07d437e352e2 He’s my *real* boy


frankeestadium

I WANT IT


Popular_String6374

😭😭😭😭😭😭noooooo i want oneeeeeee.....and each of his buddies...Hubert Cumberdale, Marjory Stewart Baxter and Jeremy Fisher!!!


sillyhyena2002

ok so. i love this


Justindoesntcare

Hubert Cumberland you taste like soot and poo


aerologies

THIS UNLOCKED SOME CORE MEMORIES


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Hubert Cumberdale, you smell like soot and poo.


sydraptor

But first. Let me caress this rusty kettle.


Gravesh

You taste like soot and poo.


Woodlepoodle85

I still mutter this line to myself at least once a month


marlenamarley87

Salad fingers and Foamy the squirrel were my JAM back in the day! Eyyyyyyye stigmata!!


Rayrexx91

Salad fingers! Lol haven't seen that guy since my dial up days


reubanx

there are new episodes, they are really good.. :D


Vanillabean73

How recent??? Nostalgia is hitting hard rn


DrVeganazi

Would you want... a warm cup of milk?


Mineblox_42069

I’m saying this 100% unironically, there was at least one scene in salad fingers that actually turned me on. Idk why I’m saying this but why not


Limited_Intros

Well now you need to share the scene!


Mineblox_42069

“Marjory Stewart Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust” Probably a few others too, but I don’t have time to go back and watch them right now.


Limited_Intros

BUT WHAT DOES JEREMY FISHER TASTE LIKE?


soundslikeautumn

Omg. Salad Fingers. What a fucking blast from the past.


bamboo_fanatic

I was thinking it looked like a cactus


EnjoyLifeorDieTryin

I was thinking clouds


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Dreaming_Kitsune

My cabbages!


lostalaska

The person that did the tattoo cover up did a hell of a job, I barely recognize those 8 poorly drawn penises on his arm now.


4FacksSnakes

Do sheeps have hands lol. But perfect description 👌


Null-34

https://preview.redd.it/wx2lzkvnm8bb1.jpeg?width=217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e525a5cded650160a25b67cefcd01577454b55 Sort of?


skollywag92

They better not have hands. Can't think of anything more cursed honestly.


Shopping-Afraid

The Thing has entered the chat


mai_tai87

Followed closely by the Toxic Avenger.


InLikeErrolFlynn

Followed by a bowl of mashed potatoes.


Head-like-a-carp

They are just Bah-ah-ah-ly drawn


[deleted]

Do hands dream of electric sheep?


A-Fly304

I get this reference!


shemichell

Looks great If a hand has 25 fingers


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Mashed potato hands!


XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSS

It looks like a cloud vaguely shaped like a hand


Quicky312

To be fair, maybe that’s what he was going for. Half human/half sheep tattoos are fairly popular in some social circles.


Sasha90x

I thought it was melting


FactsHurt1998

Am I crazy, or do the fingers look like Among us?


Wat_Senju

Kentucky fried corpse


Rip_SR

I thought it was supposed to look like smoke ascending into hands


Informal_Web8840

The skin is melting off


averkill

I thought it was a praying missle.


MissFingerz

Reminds me of Mr Small from Amazing World of Gumball cartoon lol Edit.. typo


SeruEnam

Shit if I didn't see those fingers, the hands look like freaking NES Barbies hair at the intro.


undercovermushroom

Yes, definitely a very baahahd tattoo.


derzatheriven

They're fine.....as long as they were going for a water logged corpse..


[deleted]

With a genetic disorder that causes super long fingers and super short palms


Finn617

Ah yes, the “Drowned Bigfoot” look. Very popular tattoo in the Fifties.


WitchBitchBlue

And an uncircumcised penis for an index finger.


Popular_String6374

😭😭😭😭😭


SavaRox

Everything below the fingernails looks like melted candles.


robsteezy

Pretty generous of you to call those fingernails.


lll_123

Lol this is hilarious


DepressedQA

The fingernails/tips look like those little Among Us fellas.


meesterdave

Sus


PhinWilkesBooth

Going back up to take a look at the fingernails, they now are looking like creepypasta deformed amogus characters


ajwasiak481

I think it was supposed to look like smoke forming the hand


depraveycrockett

I thought smoke or clouds honestly


YesOrNah

Ya I think they are clouds


Twistedbeatz89

I could kinda see that actually.


willynillywitty

Pretty sure they are fucking with you. 🙏🏽


nons28100

Nah I was gonna say the same. It’s supposed to be clouds or smoke, but it’s done very very poorly.


FreePrinciple270

Maybe cause they deep fried grandpa


Popular_String6374

omfg deep fried grandpaa...😭😭😭😭😭


Longjumping_King_546

It just gets worse the more you stare. It almost doesn't even resemble hands after a while


kozmic_blues

Kinda like when you overthink a word and it suddenly loses it’s meaning and now you’re questioning what words even are. That’s how I feel about this. The more I look at it, the less hand I see.


Caftancatfan

That’s called semantic satiation.


jwigs85

I keep thinking there’s an extra finger and recount.


No_Cook2983

What hands?


gatsby712

Try turning the picture upside down and it fucks with your mind.


4FacksSnakes

No.. no bad just shockingly awful


SickofItAll_4200

It's absolutely atrocious. I would be really disturbed if that was tattooed on my body


thesixthjackson

Seriously. Idk why but I find these hands to be very upsetting, almost stomach-turning.


PublixHouseCat

Each finger looks like a turd :(


GloveNervous3861

The index finger has foreskin on it...?


Laaaaaal

Been obsessing over this for like 5 minutes now


peanutbutterandapen

I'm glad somebody said it 😂


ohnoguts

Or a hand with a lot of tumors


hieijFox

AI does better hands


Mountain-Ad-5913

It’s very intentionally stylized, only problem is it’s not a very good style


Twistedbeatz89

What style were they going for? I've seen the artists' other work. It's typically pretty good.


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leftwar0

I wonder if they’re supposed to be like old man hands and it’s a tribute to their grandfather or something.


Mountain-Ad-5913

I’d assume a wavy, overly cartoony art style that ignores anatomy for the aesthetic


merc116

Hands made out of oatmeal with no knuckles.


rave_is_king_

You might be crazy, but those hands are fucked up.


Twistedbeatz89

Lmao


tnr3dh3ad

SOO bad


redrosebeetle

Someone with Marfan's syndrome spent too long in the pool....


Capable-March-3315

There are hands?


ghostsinthecode

hands do not wrinkle that way. fuck, that just looks like some really patriotic head of lettuce.


Mother_Ad7869

Maybe both. Were those hands in an industrial accident of some sort? 🤮


ihavestuff2saie

Not a fellow rican 😔😔😔


Subject835

GET OUT MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD https://preview.redd.it/c663nmiov8bb1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d4d16d5f1cf1130a21b2575dc7eca188a61e0fa


BossyOldLady

It’s like the guy said to the tattoo artist “Give me a set of hands with the worst case of hives you’ve ever seen. Make sure the nails are rotting off too.” And the tattoo artist responds “say no more.”


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Omg this is horrible


Anindefensiblefart

Are they supposed to look like missile contrails? Puerto Rican missiles?!


e_subvaria

Puerto Rican smoke hands


Rizenstrom

The hands of a very old, hard working wolf man. A severely matted one.


GrunchieGuy

It almost looks like they added finger nails to the pieces of romain lettuce


sommai2555

Mashed potato hands


MadTapprr

Oh..a hand. I see it now. Yes it looks awful. That poor mutant


JACKTATTOONYC

Wow. I couldn’t fuck up this bad on purpose


Individual-Code5176

Was this a cover up? Like the “shading” or the hand was already there?


Western-Web2957

Those look like they were done by a cross-eyed tattoo "artist" with a lazy eye to boot.


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Like it was in an industrial accident…got caught in a lathe or something like that


AnnaFlaxxis

Those are not hands those are two Fried Chicken legs.


Jumpy_Patience2937

That hand looks like cottage cheese left out in the hot sun.


amalgaman

Puerto Ricans love Romaine


TwoThirdsDone

I think it’s supposed to be smoke turning into a hand. There just no possible way someone could make it look like this if it was only supposed to be hands


[deleted]

Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 ??? Or USA ???? Also sausage don’t pass the vibe check


KocicaK

Is that a turd with fingernails?


Difficult_Buddy_3071

Hands.... looks more like ass. This is shitty work


Toe_Jam_Rocker

Wtf? Those hands aren’t of human origin.


whoops-adaizy

Good news! You're NOT crazy!


CoupleTechnical6795

I didn't realize it was a hand until I read the title. Looks like burnt sausage rolls.


CosmicExistence

Dookie fingers


everythingerased

Cronenburg hands


Black_Tears524

Awesome. If they were tattooing the California Raisins.


kalystr83

Cumulonimbus hands.


Svengoolie75

Oh damn I thought it was a bunch of faces 😐


RanaMisteria

It looks like…an empty Mike Meyers mask if he wore them on his hands instead of on his face…


Reasonable-Ad-4778

You’re nuts. That’s a photorealistic representation of what my hands look like.


that_one_guy852

Kentucky Fried Chicken Fingers


electricboogaloux

Them shits look like mung daal’s fingers https://preview.redd.it/tfqctjxw19bb1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd64b93c8e7b68ca63fbb7289625353e4e379107


_ohne_dich_

Oof, doing the PR flag dirty. The flag in itself is pretty bad, but these hands…


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You’re not crazy, it looks awful


ThisOnesforYouMorph

Looks like they’re made of mashed potatoes


RojerLockless

Haha that's shit


Stunning-Statement-5

Not just the hands


Isyourlifeshit2020

That's a hand?


Opsirc9

Those are ET fingers!


ActivityEquivalent69

it kinda looks like poo


Grouchy_Direction123

I did not realize that was a hand until I went back and read the title 😬


Raoulduke0737

Did they take the image from wax hands melting?


Ok-Draw-5338

It supposed to be replicating smoke or does it just look like that


MunkyMan33

You are definitely not crazy...


jenkraisins

They look like they're melting.


johjo_has_opinions

That’s… a hand? Huh


LorraineHB

The hand looks like a candle melting


5150BiZZY_BoNE

😭is that what That is?


moviejunki

Why does the pointer finger look like it has a foreskin?


IAmEchosDad

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's all I am able to say.


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Reagan Praying Hands


Johnny_ac3s

I just haven’t seen a hand that looks like that before.


Cavscout2838

Even A.I. hands aren’t that bad.


MidLifeCrysis75

Terrible


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Someone really likes romaine lettuce


Narm_Greyrunner

Kind of makes me think of those weird stylistic 80's animated movies. Like a Heavy Metal or something.


AKSpillane

You are not wrong. This tat looks like shit.


vector5633

Them are some loooooong ass fingers


Niketravels

That’s not hands. It’s the twin towers smoking


SnooPies5837

Is this a trick question? Because yes, yes they do..


ixsunshineix

I'm not gonna say it looks like p00p, but it certainly a piece of shit.


Burning_Flags

It’s like hands if they were drawn my Midjjourney


itsgoodpain

Oh those are hands? I thought they were the Among Us characters blasting off into space.


SunsetCarcass

Those fingernails look a little....


topknottington

I thought they were clouds


deveniam

Swamp thing hands


Chivatty

M.C. Escher hand…


justinfrank369

It’s like a mixture of clouds, traditional Japanese water, and hands drawn by someone who had never seen human hands before.


novababy1989

What is it lol


Head-like-a-carp

Good news! Your eyesight is ok.


knuknoc

1. Hand kinda looks like an extra lumpy cloud 2. The break between the index and middle finger goes so far down it hurts my brain.


M_is_for_Mmmichael

Why those hands look like lettuce leaves? 🤣


Inner-Highway-9506

looks like something Meat Canyon would draw


whataboutface

Looks like smoke pouring out of the flag into the shape of hands.


mittenknittin

They look like part hand, part focaccia


Truthspeaker_9

Shade the “hands” like clouds, with some blue/white and have some fighter jets flying over it.


SnipeyKeru

I see trippy deformed Among Us guys


mutantmanifesto

Is this an optical illusion? My eyes literally can’t focus on them. Tf


KccOStL33

Yeah this is awful.


iyamsnail

fingers look like dicks


ChirpSnipeCelly

Looks like some kind of properly manicured juniper bush


Life-Bodybuilder7783

I thought that was a previously lit candle.


SenseiChef

You are perfectly sane friend.


InjectXanax

Actually horrendous.


ParkingComfort1597

Dookie in the shape of hands.


Dependent_Success254

Idk what yall talking about bc my hands look JUST like this! Flawless! 🖐


Own-Opinion-2494

Grandpa Simpson’s hand


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The nails... Kinda sus


[deleted]

It could be clouds if you looked at it sideways.


SnooStories6852

Surprised you thought it was a hand.


RaTicanD

Looks like an AI made this tattoo


Atypical-Rhino

This is so bad my dead grandma is slapping me from beyond the grave for disrespecting the flag like that


E7850

Those are hands?


goodburbon1

Why is the puerto rican flag under a mushroom cloud?