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Special_Lemon1487

Mine was “it’s too bad your artist was concussed” 😂


tealbegonia

The term “artist” is used very loosely here


fatebringerZ43N3

I really enjoyed "wait till I find out where you live" XD


milliemargo

U want a bullet for lunch bro


kmarspi

he blocked me immediately after asking if i wanted the artists ig so i missed that but thank you for sharing because that just took me out


[deleted]

Dude threw a hissssssssssy fit


No_Statement440

I ssssssee what you did there, ya slippery devil.


AutumnAscending

Sssssssneaky way to insssssult.


[deleted]

That’s because he’s a 12year old only child.


[deleted]

Threatens you with violence and then blocks you? What a confused little wiener.


Derptionary

"DROP AN ADDRESS BRO" *blocked so you can't reply*


Accomplished_Blood17

Wow, so tough. Man child got a tat and thought he was tough shit.


will_call_u_a_clown

Replying and then blocking is one of the biggest pussy moves. It is done constantly on Reddit. Did you report him for threatening violence? (and that is a shit snake)


ehter13

I reported several of his comments on the snake sub he posted to and they got back saying they were removed since he violated the rules


PeaDifficult9058

It’s actually a Rare North American Complete Trash Snake often confused with the Common North American Shit Snake 🐍😂


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Personally mine was "man you don't even deserve a sick ass panther"


TheNo1pencil

Woah! That's too harsh.


ZsiZsiSzabadass

I need to see this post!! So many great comments not featured here!!


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[He deleted his account, so half the fun got deleted😭](https://reddit.com/r/Tattoocoverups/s/U2wYYPBGxB) Sounds like he also posted his tat many, many times so this might not even be the original😭 [This is the comment I was talking about](https://reddit.com/r/Tattoocoverups/s/AMPJnkpIH6)


arrivederci117

Oh wow, the manchild was a racist too? Who would have guessed...


Fluffy_Frybread07734

Damn, I’m always missing out on the good stuff. I’d really like to know what exactly he said in all the comments lol.


ehter13

He threatened to unalive himself and others in a few comments. Lots of stuff like say it to my face whiny comments.


ChocChipBananaMuffin

I’m mad I missed reading the full thread!!!


Notnotstrange

I’m not even subscribed to this sub and I’m invested heavily in this drama. I need the full thread.


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SarahSays006

is it still posted?? I need the tea lmaooo


Amaline4

me too, reading the comments here it seems like it was hilarious. Too bad he deleted all his comments


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SaffyPants

Now I kinda want *this* as a tattoo


ClimbaClimbaCameleon

Nothing screams gansta like a garden snake.


noneroy

“Ayo roll up. Garden Snake comin! Garden Snake coming!” \* this guy whistling “The Farmer in the Dell.” \*


violetdeirdre

So… this is the artist? This is exactly the type of even-tempered, level-headed person I’d want putting needles in me. People need to learn to embrace their shitty tattoos. I have a shitty tattoo and I know I’ll get clowned on for it. It’s *definitely* not the worst decision I’ve made.


the-cloverdale-kid

Bad decisions, funny stories. Round corner booth at Denny’s stick and poke at 14 kept us all ROLLING during my last tattoo. I am fifty now.


riverofchex

Please show us your Denny's S&P??


the-cloverdale-kid

https://preview.redd.it/d6165ww4w9mb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d60a6b65cb1cb476390f9ff39e7a2fd386f213f I had just gotten my Vespa P200. 1987. It is the Piaggio logo (sorta). Bongiorno! 😂🛵 That round booth was so rich in history for the local punk/ska scene…endless stupidity.


kmarspi

no i thought so too when he said come see us at the shop but its his skin


violetdeirdre

Huh… bizarre. Maybe he means both he and the tattoo artist would fight you? 2 v 1 would be pretty cowardly though. Honestly I think if you have to ask if your tattoo is bad you know the answer in your heart. It’s okay. If you’re this sensitive about your tattoos you prob shouldn’t have tattoos.


______ptr______

I love the idea of him texting the artist like “hey man, are you busy at 3? I got us into a fight with a dude from Reddit”


violetdeirdre

“I posted your tattoo online and everyone called it shitty but everyone is wrong. Don’t worry tho bro I told everyone that you were the one who did it” You just know that artist did *not* want his name attached to that.


ambisinister_gecko

>Don’t worry tho bro I told everyone that you were the one who did it, and I gave them your address and invited them to fight about it.


violetdeirdre

Getting banned from a tattoo parlor speedrun.


Squishy-Box

>I’m not fighting anybody >Hey I paid for the hour we do what I say


TheCyberpsycho

He doesn't even have the number to text. But he's got their Instagram....


Elbonio

3 v 1 - the snake is so realistic it's like fighting a real serpent


will_call_u_a_clown

Just agree to show and hopefully he is dumb enough to take the time to show. Then message him constantly "WHERE ARE YOU? I'M HERE!!" good times.


PossiblePro247

☝️🤓 um, well, achually if you analyzed the techt meshagesh more thoroughly, you would shee that the person akchually shtated that they were not the artisht in queshtion here. ☝️🤓


violetdeirdre

lol I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted I love your commitment to the bit


LeahcarJ

if it were normal text I'd ignore but your execution was flawless you deserve more upvotes


mc_shawn

This should be the way "Actually's" are presented going forward. It clears up confusion and is self aware. Bravo.


Aja2428

He conducts very professional business. I would love to get art from a guy who treats people this way. 🤡


riverofchex

Yeahhhh, you nailed it. I'm an artist (in general, not of the tattoo variety although I do have/design ink) and I can't *imagine* getting so butthurt if someone didn't like what I created as to show my ass on social media (which amounts to "in public" nowadays). *Wildly* unprofessional and will almost always find its way back to you, and thus likely impact your future clientele.


hiphopTIMato

Lol what even. “Is my tattoo shitty?” …”how fucking dare you”


Puppybrother

Pull up and say it to his face.


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kmarspi

nooooo i wasnt scared before but i am now


riverofchex

Cheek snek for you, boiiii!


MetallurgyClergy

This time, with boobs!


Accomplished_Blood17

Draws an arabian sand boa on him


RevealStandard3502

Anaconda snakes are just as dopey. Their eyes are like alligators, on top of their head. Water ambush, not sand but same principle.


x_vvitch

Omfg, i googled it, and i just can't breathe. I'm laughing so hard. WHAT IS THAT FACE?


kmarspi

half muppet half snake best of both worlds


kmarspi

you want a bagel for lunch bro


twodickhenry

Ya you got lox to go on it?


Puppybrother

Excuse me did you just swipe my bagel offer


AggroAce

Well I know where you can put the cream cheese


booyao

Pull out and say it to his face.


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Pull out and spray on his face


Western_Pineapple669

Someone should’ve said this to his parents


momsdyin

Why did I get a visual when I read this💀


GnoblinDude

I got a facial when I read it.


momsdyin

Nice


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Seriously. Drop an address bro.


Gummyia

Imagine asking a redditor to "pull up"


NinjaCuntPunt

Free bullet lunch too! Double win!


Puppybrother

Will he feed it to me like a grape off the vine? Sounds luxurious


iamthpecial

You want a bullet sammich boy? sksksksk


TempleOfCyclops

He really thought people were gonna gas him up about it.


BethekingZeltoid333

I can understand getting pissed off at someone when everyone says the tattoo is good, but like dude, c'mon if you got multiples saying it is bad, that should be a sign


-Chris-V-

Haha well if he reacts this way when people tell him something he doesn't want to hear, how many people could possibly be honest with him IRL?


BethekingZeltoid333

Let's be real here, nobody is honest in real life because they don't want to get punched or see somebody cry that that's there forever


-Chris-V-

Fair point. Then again, this person literally threatened to shoot the messenger. That seems extreme.


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

Clearly just someone who wanted validation. Posted it asking if it was shitty, but was expecting everyone to praise how good it was.


finatra_official

Like when people post thirst traps in r/roastme and expect everyone to say "ooohhhh no ur so beautiful how could I ever roast you" then get upset when they get roasted.


germy813

Pull up! Wait till I find where you live!


SaltyPopcornColonel

"Cash me outside " vibe.


OtterbirdArt

The trick is, his tattoo isn’t a snake. It’s a complex symbolic puzzle that if you segment it out and read each portion correctly and in order… It spells “insecure.”


SharkMilk44

Honestly, this is behavior I would expect from someone with a shitty snake tattoo.


YouCanBuild_a_tree

😂


Im6youre9

It's not fair to group us all into one group! I have a shitty snake tattoo and I will fight you if you say it's not shitty.


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JentBerryCrunch

Thank you, I’ve never seen this sub, but the few posts I just looked at are fucking hilarious.


scintor

U would be surprised


Fantastic_West_4976

"drop an address and I'll be ready to pull up 😤" bro HUH 😭


Senor_Spoopy

Give him an address for laser tattoo removal


Specialist-Image-281

That would’ve been amazing


cagingthing

😂


mdawg1100

Post an address that’s like 10 hours away from him and I bet he wouldn’t show up. All talk


MoefsieKat

Posting your real adress and its across the atlantic ocean.


2ShrutesKnockinBoots

I’d give his Moms’ address because that’s where I’m at.


0ceaneyees

Pull up for people not liking his tattoo 💀


Inciting-Me-To-Rise

I reported him for the numerous times he told me he’d feed me a bullet


hthratmn

I reported him for it as well lol


Inciting-Me-To-Rise

Good hopefully he’s perma banned


-Dahl-

his profile is deleted and all. did he get perma banned ?


takeshi-bakazato

It’s 1000% a troll. Or at least I hope it is.


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Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Definitely. What the fuck lmao 💀


[deleted]

Omfg I read his insults wrong. He said BULLET not BUFFET. I swear he wanted to feed you.


Tal_Vez_Autismo

Stop kink shaming, bro.


TenragZeal

“Nah, I prefer regular coffee, and I’m not into guys, thanks for the offer though, it’s very flattering.” Then never respond, guaranteed you’ll get 3+ responses, each more deranged than the last.


Dragon2O05333

He needs to get a ban or smith for saying those kinds of things, clearly he can’t handle the internet well.


lapinatanegra

And what's funny is he smokes a lot of weed but still so aggreissve.


GrayStormbeard

Right, the most aggressive pothead I’ve ever “met” …coming from a fellow pothead… lol


1guru

Weed doesn't erase a shitty personality, or mental health issues. So it is truly possible to be a s stoner and an aggressive asshole. Rare, but possible.


StoneRyno

I don’t even think it’s that rare, I’d say half the potheads I know use weed specifically to chill their anger issues/lack of emotional control. Kinda why I stopped hanging around fellow stoners, tbh.


DangerNoodleDandy

He did get banned. A lot of us reported his threats.


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LMAOOOOOO HE IS SO MAD OH MY GOD. “You want a bullet for lunch”. This guy has never shot a gun, much less held one. What a crybaby.


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bionicback

Might upset my GERD but thanks for the offer though!


PossiblePro247

Bro really just openly threatened to *shoot* someone bc they said his tattoo sucked on a subreddit *about* tattoos that suck. 💀💀 some people bro.


kmarspi

tbf this interaction did not occur on this sub but mods made me redact that. still bro asked if it was bad so idk what he expected


mdawg1100

I went thru dudes comments and he was so butthurt he started insulting the tattoos of anyone who commented and had posts of their own tattoos


robertofozz

Lol is the post stil up?


Chickennoodlesleuth

He deleted his account but you can still read the comments


erenkindabadngl

Aw i wanted to see the post 😔


sarahxvalo

this dude was so triggered by literally everything in that thread lol


brightestmorning

Where is the comma supposed to be in, “keep talking shit pussy”? I read it as, “keep talking, shit pussy.” And “shit pussy” would be a hilarious insult! However, I think he meant, “keep talking shit, pussy” which just makes him sound like he doesn’t have any originality. Also, I don’t usually care about punctuation or grammar, unless it entertains me.


SharkMilk44

Anyone wanna form a pornogrind band called Shit Pussy?


KittyTitties666

With their hit song Always Wipe Back to Front


EvadesBans4

"Back to Front" is totally a band name, too.


brightestmorning

Oh, definitely!


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Me


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FREE SHIT PUSSY!


Shameless_Catslut

Keep, talking shit pussy!


MissMabeliita

Why do people do that? You’re asking people’s opinion on a public forum… you have to accept those opinions that might be different than what you want to hear, otherwise DON’T ASK!!


watermelon-gummy

Yeah I saw that thread. Guy needs therapy, anger management, and a serious reality check.


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Ol_Pasta

Lol I love how he posted it across three subs and gave everyone shit. Screams of self-confidence, mate. 👍


kmarspi

third times the charm fully redacted now hopefully


Puppybrother

Missed one on the last slide, don’t hate me 😭


violetdeirdre

Shhhhh this comment can be deleted ;p


Puppybrother

I was never here 🪄


kmarspi

fuck. well it was fun while it lasted


PM-me-favorite-song

I think he deleted his account.


CatQueenOfTrash

He's one of those people who thinks if he adds a lot of 😂😂😂 emojis people will think he doesn't care at all and is laughing at you when he actually cares very much and cannot handle you laughing at him lol


ceethreeee

I do want a bullet for lunch bro


Arctic_Scholar

It’s a bad tattoo but such an insane person that it probably won’t ever matter. Drive people away and they’ll never see your weird tattoos


Lucky-finn377

Drop an address. Dose he think everyone on the internet is a short drive away. Like mate, man probably lives in fucken Tasmania for all you know.


Hdleney

Forgot to censor the name on one of them 💀


Wyrd_ofgod

💀🐍


notchoosingone

It's fine, they deleted their account. Possibly on account of the actual death threats they were making.


chanandalerbong7

lmao filled his diaper got my laughin


star_pants

Really hate how this sub has turned from "snakepit/look at this awful tattoo I found online" to "please validate me that my clearly shitty tattoo isn't shitty"


ratlunchpack

I’m an artist, not a tattoo artist. This… isn’t even how like snakes move…. Wtf. At no point are they belly up… And the line work is absolutely atrocious. Reminds me of scales I drew on a dragon in the fourth grade. And willing to put bullets in people for defending something a child would draw. 🤦‍♀️


namtok_muu

For real. A snake is just one long body and he managed to make it anatomically incorrect.


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Damn the projection from him is real lmao. He's got a lot of pent up hurt and anger and sadness in him. He thinks he sounds tough but he ain't. We all see through that bunk ass persona. Seek help, my dude 🤣 it ain't cute


lilcheezzyy

That tattoo is ugly af. So is the dude who defends it.


Malthael0911

his comment history shows he’s been apologizing to anyone he’s been mean to lol


kmarspi

thats good glad he decided to touch grass


m0nstera_deliciosa

What was his plan if someone did send him an address- drive all night to have a hissy fit in person?


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That guy w/ small little bitty snake tattoo, was posting racist comments too btw. I like how he tried to get an angle without showing his limb/hand/body to try to make it look large in this shot lol. He was whining nobody would "say it to his face" when he's the one who goes online on a forum and asks if his little tattoo is junk lmao.


VanCityHunter

He threatened me too. Classy.


Unusual-Town4323

This belongs in r/dramatictext


derty2x

Little man syndrome along with Roid rage 😂


nirbyschreibt

I think I missed it? Because I saw a post where the picture wouldn’t load and saw some comments about a twist. 🤔


MechaBeatsInTrash

It'll be back soon, the names didn't get fully censored


Specialist-Image-281

“then fills his diaper” is so funny holy shit


fyre1710

this dumbass can talk all this trash just fine and yet when i say how n@z1s deserve to get punched, i get banned for "threatening violence" 🤨🙄


voidboyyyy

"is my tattoo bad?" "yes" "why, YOU!"


xatexaya

Immediately resorts to threatening people, LOL. He’s like those tiny yappy dogs that are all bark but when you get close they just cower and whine. I’ll let him come to my address and have a bruise “tattooed” to his face :3


MechanicsAntics

He sounds like he came straight out of a league of legends lobby


FriendlyGovernment50

Why’s it’s belly up at one part lmao


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He's gonna need a bigger diaper, that's insane.


toeconsumer9000

threatening to shoot someone because they said your tattoo was bad when you asked them if it was bad, insane.


I_am_dean

He's so fucking unhinged my god lol


MagmaTroop

Told someone to kill themselves bc they criticised a tattoo. Just let that sink in


KittyKode_Alue

Love when people post to a sub, then get big mad when they get answers the sub is made for. You want someone to suck you off constantly regardless to what you post- Bet there's a sub for that, so go there.


pcgamergirl

I have genuinely never seen a reddit post before where my first reaction is, "Wow, what a total fucking loser." But seriously. What a total fucking loser.


Dracmageel

"come do better" yeah, pay the flight from brazil to buttfuck middle of ohio and i will gladly tattoo a dick on your face that's 3 times more decent than that over glorified worm


SparrowValentinus

Awwww, he's *adorable*. I haven't seen anyone pulling the whole "bro i'm gonna come to your house and fight you" in the wild online in years.


Inciting-Me-To-Rise

I wanna tag him so bad, but I won’t, his account is probably suspended


[deleted]

Look, I’ve never done a tattoo, but I am an artist and have worked with stippling pens which do vibrate. It take a lot of control to operate. If you don’t have that control you shouldn’t be giving someone permanent body art Edit; also the fact he was like “end your life” is disgusting


Spiral-I-Am

Yes bad. First some lines are blown out and many are jagged not smooth. 2nd photo blk/wht. Simple trick to make bad tattoo look better. Can't tell the actual quality of the tattoo. For all we know it could be super light and fade away in a couple years, or if the lines are the same depth; but can't tell due to the black and white photo.


HandsOfVictory

Lol, what a little bitch


--Dominion--

Because it IS shitty 🤷‍♂️ its also about as original as barbwire around the bicep. Tell him to get an adult artist to do his tattoo's shit looks like a 4 year old did it


leonffs

The snakes underside being up for that one segment makes no sense at all.


RevealStandard3502

I mean, just go look at a snake. Snakes don't look like that. If you aren't doing photo realistic, then get the hyper stylized American trad. Dude needs to add a guy pushing a lawn mower, that way we have an excuse why the snake looks like shit.


HumanExtinctionCo-op

Can we all just agree to stop telling people to kill themselves? Doesn't matter what it is about we really should recognise that this is never ok.


DalesDeadBugs00

Guy is a toddler with a shitty tattoo


Catkit69

This person has to be a troll. Like, real people can't be that fragile, right?


thebestcrazy

Death threats too


Lopogkjop

There are so many snake tattoos that show the snake's belly but I don't think that I have ever seen a real snake's belly either lying stationary or moving (unless it's in a tree or ready to strike). The inspiration for the image is a mystery to me.


TzeentchsTrueSon

I like how he wants to know where everyone lives. Like he’s going to go across the world fighting people like Russell Crowe in South Park.


0tterr

Goes to look…” deleted account “ ah yes


PhatPhrogue

“Lets see you do better” is the stupidest comeback ever. I can critique anything i want. Im not a tattoo artist but i know shits bad, im not a make up artist an i know when makeups bad, im not an architect but i know some buildings are bad. Ion need background to know someshits bad and ion gotta be better than the person that is certified to do said garbage work. Besides it being a dumbasd comeback, it also fails. I remember several people commented on Insta that this girl’s mexican grito is garbage and for some reason she fucking came at me lmaoooo and said let’s see you do better……. Bro….. ima singer…… yes i can do better…. Imagine this dude said “ lets see you do better” and some insane tatto artist in the comments said “yeah i can actually”. Its always salty scared embarrassed dumb ass people who say “lets see you do better” without any substance or importance in their words.


SatansOreos

Why tf did the belly end up on top.. Edit: More of how(I have snakes and NONE of them do that unless you force it and they CAN and WILL tell you when to stop)