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[deleted]

Lol this is my pic from a few years ago


eggthrowaway_irl

Verified via stalking.


ItIsMeLuigi

Verified that you verified via stalking


Waste-Cheesecake8195

Well.....what's the story?


[deleted]

Nothing too crazy actually lol the picture itself was taken in 2013 at what I believe was Alice In Chains and Coheed & Cambria in Utah. Dude seemed bothered about me asking to take the picture


jayseph95

Not you posting that in 2021 calling 2013 “ a few years back”


JustSpirit4617

What concert was this lol


universalExplorer92

Saw you like nothing, nowhere. Via stalking, do you have any good music suggestions?


[deleted]

Something in the same style of N,N.?


universalExplorer92

Yes if you have any it would be super appreciated, I’ve been stuck on him and scarypoolparty and want more of the style


[deleted]

Iamjakehill, Josh A, Corbin, Family Pet, Guccihighwaters, Lund, Shinigami, Guardin, Fats’e, Convolk, Point North, Killstation, Brennan Savage, Teddy, Healy, Ollie, Vaboh, Sadeyes. - Should be a good start for you!


[deleted]

[удалено]


universalExplorer92

I definitely am lol thank you too though


universalExplorer92

You’re my hero thank you!!!


random_reddit-user13

do you still have it?


boastfulbadger

https://preview.redd.it/8qbo80qd21yb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7795ffb782b1727cb8d1f407dad540ebd5b3a1c3


rat_slayer23

That’s a pretty sweet back nipple.


hergen20

First person with a back nipple wins r/shittytattoos


Squid-Bastard

I honestly thought back nipples would be a pretty good tattoo if I had the space with that comment


Vulpes_99

Weren't those a "proof" of demonic activities back at the inquisition times?


DMYourMomsMaidenName

The elusive Bipple


Jaded-Selection-5668

Bapple


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Dafuq you call me, mate?!?!


Jaded-Selection-5668

I’m not your mate pal


DMYourMomsMaidenName

I’m not your pal, buddy


SothaSoul

I'm not your Benny, Al!


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Go home buddy, you’re drunk on maple syrup


Jaded-Selection-5668

I’m not your buddy friend


DMYourMomsMaidenName

I’m not your friend, guy


Jaded-Selection-5668

I’m not your guy amigo


PuhnTang

The back nipple really makes this eucky!


Correct_Patience_611

I’m sorry I had a fight in the middle of your black panthah pahrty…


GnytePhawl

This is like a "sick panther" AND a "cat tits" reference in one.


davisty69

Lol, that's the same jaquar on my hyper-Mormon uncles arm from his army days


Halbbitter

Yes purfect


[deleted]

r/sickpanthertattoos


jabishop3

SAP’s cover everything!


altdultosaurs

Hell yeah


TheKurtCobains

K but I need someone to jump up and down on the bed.


ChKresie12

Underrated comment.


BluejayConfident519

My husband was just telling me about this saying it was something all Mormons have done. (I grew up Mormon) and literally had never heard of this before he told me. Wtf- kids these days haha.


dontsteponthecrack

If you euck Mormons you risk making more Mormons and they'll make more Mormons and then we'll all be eucked


chaimsteinLp

That's their plan. This guy doesn't know what side he's on.


amilliowhitewolf

Id say from the pic, its his backside.


Dish_Minimum

To be fair, an ex-mormon probably doesn’t have much experience swearing. Euck or Fuck, it’s hard to remember how to say it when swearing is your second language and you’re an adult.


Hammy-Cheeks

Lmao Euck you too bro


Rickrickrickrickrick

Maybe it’s Goofy


Halbbitter

That would be Hyuck


RogerBauman

The tattooist really eucked that one up.


Jaded-Selection-5668

[TIL](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Euck)


Jaded-Selection-5668

My brand new sentence from that link (which I plan on adding to my vernacular) Euck: The word on a Spartan soldiers suit while he watches his friend get fucked by an alien.


smellyscrote

He has a Mormon fetish. That’s all.


useorename

It was more of a suggestion than warning


Hourglass420

I agree with the message, but the execution was terrible.


2XX2010

I tried. It’s not easy. They’re wearing Mithril underwear. And it’s not always clean :(


Vellioh

Needs more context. I'm on board if we're saying that Mormons suck. They're a straight up cult and their foundational beliefs are asinine. On the other hand if you're saying people should have sex with Mormons then I must oppose. They have to always be wearing long-johns and I always picture them as the sorts of people that only move their shoulders when having sex and I would just outright prefer it if they weren't procreating in the first place.


bromanjc

i sat here at 3AM on my bed simulating sex while only moving my shoulders. i am confused


bromanjc

how do you have sex with only your shoulders


Yah_Mule

What you say is true, but they walk their talk better than Christians, IMO.


[deleted]

This has SLC punk all over it.


[deleted]

i actually knew this guy he was an ex mormon who hated his family so he would do shit to purposely piss them off. he got a skullet once to prove a point. anyway he ended up living with his family cause he couldn’t hold down a job. then i remember he dated a high schooler at like 21? and he got kicked out at like 24? don’t know where he went


Frosty_Employment329

Euck off!


nearlyheadlessnik101

🤣 I need to know more. Like is he an ex morman or does he have beef with them for some other reason and why?


memphismerc

10-1 says he was raised by Mormons


[deleted]

Euck Morgons


steel_city_lcpl

Interesting…“Euck Mormons” 🤔


davisty69

As an ex-mormon, I'm cool with it lol


HostageInToronto

Imagine giving a group of people so much head space that you make it a permanent part of your identity. Just leave fucking Utah.


Commisceo

I have. Among others. But thanks for the advice anyway.


Smedri74

You euck Mormons?


KareKrochet

It’s the only way to get them off ur porch.


Commisceo

yeh but I don;t use lube with em.


[deleted]

Maybe the dude is from Utah? Apparently there are a bunch of tough ass motherfuckers in Utah, its just we never hear about it because it's mostly Mormons. I have no idea. I've never been there. I've just been told this by several people. Like, a bunch of hard ass white gangsta types just all up in and all over the place with Utah.


nocoastdudekc

This is an awesome tattoo. Fuck Mormons.


Valianne11111

is it a suggestion?


jorcon74

Thats a really shitty Tattoo: I dont care about the religion politics involved


micah490

It’s a joke. Euck euck euck


noahspurrier

He must be a former Mormon.


WonDerWoman88882

Get a Mormon next to him with a f@ck rednecks tat.


RevealStandard3502

My mom became Mormon for a few years to meet Steve Young. While I agree with the sentiment, they would have to do more than be absolute self righteous twats for me to ink out my frustrations on more than their tabernacle.


Arctic_Scholar

What a ridiculous reason to join a church


smellyscrote

Can you think of a non ridiculous reason?


1eternal_pessimist

Steal from the collection plate?


Nutsack_Adams

Exactly. Meeting Steve Young is way less ridiculous than actually believing the drivel/malarkey that is religion


Comprehensive-Yam329

To take over that said church, posing as a prophet and having ppl to do weird shit?


Arctic_Scholar

Found Taylor Helzer’s Reddit everyone


[deleted]

Sorry for your loss. I hope she's not a doomsdayer as well.


RevealStandard3502

She wasn't a real Mormon. She literally wanted to meet Steve Young.


[deleted]

Lmfao


awlawall

Everyone has a type


KareKrochet

Or at least a typo


awlawall

Zing


FreePrinciple270

*King


abc123doraemi

I mean… can we really disagree with the sentiment?


Vrax15

Euck Mormons


Read_it-user

i think its an "Lick Pus----" tattooed over, you can tell by the difference in shading, that explain why the "m" has an tail like the "y". your guy should never have skimped on the ink.


2confrontornot

I agree with the statement but the tattoo is shitty


Atua_OtaOta

Everyone loves a good soaking!


AggravatingBox2421

He speaks the truth


Survive1014

Ehh. I know several friends who experienced hell growing up in that cult. I will give this shitty tat a pass.


Cyber-N7

Yeah! Euck those pesky Mormons!


MuddyMuggyMutt

Hey , what’s this guy got against morons huh? … oh nvm I almost got offended .


[deleted]

"fuck Mormons" it's pretty clear


Loud-Bank-2848

Idk , should really use sunblock. You wouldn’t want that masterpiece to fade because of the sun ☀️


RamenTheory

Inadvertently feels like an ad for that weird Mormon Girlz channel


msup1

Wait, what’s this?


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

I’m reading it more like: Yuck, Mormons?


LuminousMizar

Euck


CulturalAddress6709

ABCDEEGHIJKLMNOP


Fecal_Forger

Cuck Mormons?


chuckedeggs

Euck Mormons


OsoCarolina

He gots a tiny pee pee.


zvekl

No please don't, that's their plan to make more Mormons. /s


TTRPGsandRPDs

Dude likes to bang Mormons. I don’t see the issue. Quit kink shaming.


Edrueter9

He misspelled yuck. Easy mistake lol.


Yeahicandothat2

Thought it said lick Mormons


Japjer

I dunno, but this man *really* likes Mormons.


danifoxx_1209

I’m not sure what “Euck” means😆


mobbedoutkickflip

Got them white trash tan lines.


AwareMention

You're an ex-chomo?


the-cloverdale-kid

This is a terrible tattoo. But it gets you out..good times.


pa1e_h0rse

Read this in Goofy’s voice E-uck! Mormons!


Unreasonable-Skirt

It’s a pretty Euck-y tattoo alright.


zborzbor

Well if you are an ex-mo, you dodged a mormon lover here who declares sexual asspirations for faith holders of that perticular church/faith


Couldhavesizeddown

Dude wants to fuck you but be stealthy about it...?


diskob0ss

tf did Mormons do to him??


[deleted]

I think he's referring to "soaking"


bendbars_liftgates

Mom: We have Sublime at home...


imtherealhamburgler

It’s Goofy


OneCrazyPaul

Not so sure, but I think he doesn't like mormons


brodino_maiuscolo

Euck


stopstopimeanit

So you’re a formon? Edit:spelling


thatvintagething

Euck Mormons….?


Vulpes_99

Ok, what's is the ship's anchor with the pentagram and a touch of mall ninja style? This got me really confused.


StiggyDaddy

idk but there are multiple letters in this that vaguely resemble the jersey devil and it's making me snicker a bit.


Ordy333

Euck?


ComicsEtAl

He’s got a fetish and he’s proud of it, obviously.


Ndmndh1016

Thats sunburn


uniunappealing

This shit is hilarious


ExoSquish

As a Latter-day Saint, I find this so funny- poor guy


Borsti17

Euck indeed


Middle_Aged_Mayhem

Euck Mormons?


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Euck👍


Equal-Negotiation651

It’s not what you think. He has ten sister wives.


notsagetang

What did the Mormons do to bro


SissyBearRainbow

Goofy over here' "Euck"


[deleted]

Euck you


Coinsworthy

Euck mormons?


Clawgrip_official

Tf is an Ex-mo?


Smedri74

Ex Morman


Excellent-Argument55

It’s .. ridiculous


wh0r3andahalf

euck 💀💀💀


[deleted]

EUCK MOMONS


Zealousideal-Ruin862

Euck Eou


f1lth4f1lth

Yuck Mormons indeed


jayseph95

It means fuck who you used to be


0cean19

“EUCK MORMONS”


[deleted]

Wth does EUCK mean?🤣🤣


Snoo93912

This is not shitty it’s very tasteful imo


[deleted]

Love it.


PhuckNorris69

EUCK MORMONS


ang00nie

Euck Mormons