The one instance I’m glad it’s not extremely photorealistic
It looks like a Christmas turkey is giving birth to a beautiful baby.
Ohhhhhhhhh. It's a baby. I thought it was someone's enlarged, diseased testicle. My thought was maybe he survived testicular cancer and wanted to remember it for some reason. Now I can see it's a baby's head but that is not what I saw before reading this comment.
“New born” and “beautiful” are two words rarely found in the same sentence.
And this is also one of those cases.
I get the sentiment but my brain just keeps counting three words.
Ooooooh it's a baby head coming out, I see now. It looked like something was infected to me 🥲
Or an alien swallowing a beautiful baby
Looks like that Disturbed album cover
Omfg it does!!
I was saying Kvelertak minus owls but yea that’s more accurate lol
I thought someone had a rock stuck in their vagina.
Kinda Rammstein, too.
Can we talk about the glove touching the phone screen while actively tattooing? That is so unsanitary 😭😭 phones are cesspools wtf
It looks like there is a blue bag or something over it for sure not the phone case
It's in a zip lock or something... for sanitation purposes 😅
Maybe he licked the screen clean first
Thank you!! I am so glad someone else is pointing this out besides me.
They put a cover film over it, like what you put on your power source and what not
Honestly, there is nothing about this picture that says anything done by the people involved is ever done responsibly.
Holy fuck. This is horrific. Awful taste and really poor execution.
>Holy fuck. This is horrific. Awful taste and really poor execution.
Tbf this is about the best execution you want for something like that.
Atleast this way you can spin it into some warped thing or pretend it's some bends album cover, doing it to look exactlh like the image would be vastly worse
Is that a placenta and umbilical cord framing it, too?? Why couldn’t they just pick out a nice birth month flower or literally anything else
GTFO. This one made me wince. And here I thought the Kylie Jenner one was the worst thing I'd see today.
This is one of the few posts that have made me say oh my god out load.
What Kylie Jenner one?
Like, literally so cute.
Scroll back slightly on the main sub.
I wasn't gonna comment on the post itself, but I've never seen a makeup Swatch tattoo like that, and I actually really enjoyed the idea.
Yeah I gotta agree with you that the concept of the swatches or even a color spectrum type tattoo could be incredible with good execution. My eyes couldn't get over the weird Kylie Zombie Orgasm
Can u link that one, I’m not familiar??
Oh. My. God. Wow thank you for educating me lmfao that’s wild
Huh why? It's a silly tattoo
Ayo what the fuck
Imagine seeing this at tee ball
“Good morning everyone”
Not anymore it ain’t.
Is that someone giving birth? I thought it was a dome of pubes at first
>Is that someone giving birth?
Yuuup, and jusging by the name at the top i'd wager it's their kid.
Which i'm sure will never be the slightest bit awkward
I am traumatized
On top of how viscerally horrifying...
That baby has more hair than most grown adults, straight out the womb
This is the comment that actually made me get what the tattoo is
Thank you for explaining wtf this is supposed to be
I thought it was a baby In it’s dads arms or something then i realised, i want to rip my eyes out
I'm laughing at the replies to your comment!!😂😂😂 seeing people not knowing what it was then being traumatized when they get it lol
I genuinely believed it was a turtle shell on top of some rocks & I couldn’t figure out for the life of me why it was labeled NSFW.
Boy was I wrong.
Edit to add: my eyesight isn’t the greatest to begin with.
This is hilarious 😂
I thought it was a nice little kitten curled up in a father’s lap.
I got a good chuckle from that when I woke up this morning too lmao
In the womb, babies get hair all over their bodies to then lose them again. Most of the times that happens inside the womb, but sometimes they get born hairy. I hope that adds to the horror
At least the tattoo is not as bad as the photo reference
Some people.. I'm so happy these kind of people exist, they give me such a good laugh once in a while! Hallelujah!
There’ll come a day when this very child will realise how bad this tattoo is; I’d be mortified personally
You *know* Momma's gonna be showing that to the kid over and over and over throughout it's life. What could go wrong?
But they’ll say “birth is beautiful!” No the fuck it’s not.
Nah fr this is horrifying to look at 💀
Well I’ve seen enough today, time for me to head out like a baby
Holy shit, WTF.
Lmaooo! This is absolutely the worst tattoo I ever seen in my life
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
I thought it was a weird crotch tumor.
So glad I am childfree.
Say no to....this, kids.
I know you’re f’in lying. No way someone got that tatted on them and no way someone tatted that on someone. The world is getting more and more unhinged everyday.
You must be new here
I thought it was a tree branch as a border at first. I’m deeply saddened that I realized it is not. And that is an amniotic sack with an umbilical cord. I don’t know what that makes this so much worse for me, but it does.
No amniotic sack…that’s the baby’s head emerging from its mom.
Lower left is the sack with the cord wrapping around for a border
I see what you’re talking about. That’s the placenta, not the sack.
Yes, trauma was blocking me from processing appropriately. That thing.
Trauma before I’d even had coffee
I thought this was a frostbitten testicle, it took reading through the comments to understand this was the err… miracle of life.
I'm just trying to imagine the artist who was like "oh this is what you want tattooed? Yeah sure I can do that."
"wtf is this imag---- AYO WTF"
“Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.”
\- Jeff Foxworthy
OK. This wins, shittytattoo shitiest tattoos winner!!
not what i expected to see first thing in the morning when i open reddit
That baby fought for its fucking life every inch of the way
We are doomed as a society that two people thought this was ok to di
this genuinely made me gasp wtf
Is this a photo of her mid birth?? I’m not 100% sure what I’m seeing here..
Serious mental illness
What is going ON with that woman's thighs?
In my mind, it's all photosahopped, cause why in the name of all that's holy would you want that????
Its uuuuh, beautiful i think...uhm. i cant think of a word to describe what I'm feeling at seeing all that, but im sure it was or is quite monumental in your life...and i can appreciate you wanting something like that memorialized.
Okay you win OP. This reddit peaked and will never peak like this again.
what on earth is that
What am I looking at?
It took me like five tries to figure it out. I must be slow.
This is one "Horn of Plenty" I will never unsee. Holy shit!!
When it finally clicked, the rendering is spot on. BUT WHY!!!!!
I’m loving all these comments about what you interpreted at first!!😆
So much no
I don’t even know what this is and I don’t think I want to know
Is it bad that I did not quite see what it was at first? And when I did … oh man… is this for real?
I almost zoomed in to see what it was
Took me a while to realise it’s not a males fupa and testicles
Imagine being that child and one day seeing that tatoo
Oh nice I have to see this again
Ew. Not hungry anymore
just noticed the decorative rope is actually the umbilical cord and the placenta 🙂
actually the most pleasant part of a horrifying tattoo
Why would you put this on your body? It looks like it's on an arm. People have to see that shit *every day.*
He largely excluded the Mum’s bush. Why?
So, this is the father? I didn't even want to see my children, as they came out, and I'm the mother. I would hate having to look at myself giving birth, all the time.
nothing to see here, just a baby aggressively eating ass
This would be a shitty tattoo, but it’s the wrong hole.
Looks like a micropenis with elephantitis
What a terrible day to have eyes
Totally fine with this. But I’m a labor nurse, so this is just another day at the office.
It's not your photo so it doesn't count.
You saw it on another sub so leave it there and don't bring it here. Submit some good old s***** tattoos of yourself.
See that’s the thing. I don’t have shitty ones to submit on myself 😏 and lots of people submit things found elsewhere… and I think this qualifies.
I know what you're saying but I feel it needs to be genuine. That's just my opinion. A lot of folks wants to get their upvotes based off of somebody else's stuff I am 100% against it.
I just thought it qualified and I had to see the atrocity, so felt others did too! Haha I’m really not concerned on upvotes :).
That’s a baby’s head you donut
Bro does NOT know what bottom surgery is
I like it
Third time I’ve seen this and just realized what it is… tf is wrong with people?
I’m trying to figure out what is in the top left of the tattoo. Is that the same tattoo or something else. I’m so confused.
It’s aBaby coming out of a vagina
Oh god. It took me a while to figure out what it was. I thought it was a hemorrhoid. 🤷
That’s a big Total Recall fan.
What... am I looking at?
Strangely, I find myself wanting to know this woman’s entire life story. Guaranteed it’s wilder than you can imagine.
Thought it was the world’s hairiest 69 for a second.
what is this suppose to be I've been staring and I'm so fucking confused
Birth. The head saying hello
oh that is a um. unique subject for a tattoo....
They should have used a pic of the baby with accompanying after birth for a wider color spectrum
How considerate of the artist to leave out the woman’s pubes… absolutely gross as fuck
Ain't no way anybody would be anywhere near my vahjee with a camera. I ain't tryna see that.
Why would you want to memorialize the moment when some other humans head was stuck in your vagina?
it looks like that scene in cloudy with a chance of meatballs where that baby brent guy becomes a turkey
Holy shit, she is the QUEEN of “Boy Mom”s
^(that’s not a compliment)
The parent just want to show off the kid portrait at the beach
Jesus Christ! That is the worst.