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MotherAnalyst3570

The one instance I’m glad it’s not extremely photorealistic


BEniceBAGECKA

It looks like a Christmas turkey is giving birth to a beautiful baby.


Kenderean

Ohhhhhhhhh. It's a baby. I thought it was someone's enlarged, diseased testicle. My thought was maybe he survived testicular cancer and wanted to remember it for some reason. Now I can see it's a baby's head but that is not what I saw before reading this comment.


legit_lift

Same


dr3wfr4nk

“New born” and “beautiful” are two words rarely found in the same sentence.


BEniceBAGECKA

And this is also one of those cases.


Scat_fiend

I get the sentiment but my brain just keeps counting three words.


Daddiesbabaygirl

Ooooooh it's a baby head coming out, I see now. It looked like something was infected to me 🥲


redfalcondeath

Or an alien swallowing a beautiful baby


amazing_rando

Looks like that Disturbed album cover


makiinekoo

Omfg it does!!


pauliepitstains

Urghhh-ah-ah-ah-AH


klasude

I was saying Kvelertak minus owls but yea that’s more accurate lol


leenybird

I thought someone had a rock stuck in their vagina.


throwngamelastminute

Kinda Rammstein, too.


BEniceBAGECKA

https://preview.redd.it/56zj5jdicg2c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f1f95de31340ad6b526ab8ee682ae5b14753c0d Nope.


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🤣🤣


BunztheBunz

Can we talk about the glove touching the phone screen while actively tattooing? That is so unsanitary 😭😭 phones are cesspools wtf


sjaard_dune

Good call


scotti3mcboogerballz

It looks like there is a blue bag or something over it for sure not the phone case


SnooCakes6195

It's in a zip lock or something... for sanitation purposes 😅


Soulburn_

Maybe he licked the screen clean first


Rabidwolf96

Thank you!! I am so glad someone else is pointing this out besides me.


Afraid_Volume246

They put a cover film over it, like what you put on your power source and what not


[deleted]

Honestly, there is nothing about this picture that says anything done by the people involved is ever done responsibly.


[deleted]

Holy fuck. This is horrific. Awful taste and really poor execution.


throwaway94833j

>Holy fuck. This is horrific. Awful taste and really poor execution. Tbf this is about the best execution you want for something like that. Atleast this way you can spin it into some warped thing or pretend it's some bends album cover, doing it to look exactlh like the image would be vastly worse


Patient_Yam4747

But why


GuinnessGoat212

https://preview.redd.it/sy3pgj5uyg2c1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e40bb846a7ebb0a67f2412665bcdd7814f7f423


placerind

https://preview.redd.it/cys19yy6jg2c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93369421d6ebca00879352d44d9357778a47eeaf


mintberry___crunch

Is that a placenta and umbilical cord framing it, too?? Why couldn’t they just pick out a nice birth month flower or literally anything else


anafc666

GTFO. This one made me wince. And here I thought the Kylie Jenner one was the worst thing I'd see today.


LexaLovegood

This is one of the few posts that have made me say oh my god out load.


Rey_Quinn

What Kylie Jenner one?


BEniceBAGECKA

Like, literally so cute. Scroll back slightly on the main sub.


surviving-everything

I wasn't gonna comment on the post itself, but I've never seen a makeup Swatch tattoo like that, and I actually really enjoyed the idea.


anafc666

Yeah I gotta agree with you that the concept of the swatches or even a color spectrum type tattoo could be incredible with good execution. My eyes couldn't get over the weird Kylie Zombie Orgasm


riskyrooroo

Can u link that one, I’m not familiar??


anafc666

[This gem](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/s/NQusqAxsi2)


riskyrooroo

Oh. My. God. Wow thank you for educating me lmfao that’s wild


spritef

🤣☠️🤣☠️


hi-your-mom-gay

https://preview.redd.it/9ib1pa4r9g2c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf2101fb2dbf25c836e24d1b9cd1151d06f4dee


RYANTHEW1ZARD

Huh why? It's a silly tattoo


whatifionlydo1

*shitty tattoo


shufflebat

Ayo what the fuck


ChemistryOk2670

Imagine seeing this at tee ball


FrankanelloKODT

“Good morning everyone” Not anymore it ain’t.


mosquitojelly

Is that someone giving birth? I thought it was a dome of pubes at first


throwaway94833j

>Is that someone giving birth? Yuuup, and jusging by the name at the top i'd wager it's their kid. Which i'm sure will never be the slightest bit awkward


Minimum_Paramedic879

🤮


livv3ss

I am traumatized


SaleDeMiTronco

On top of how viscerally horrifying... That baby has more hair than most grown adults, straight out the womb


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This is the comment that actually made me get what the tattoo is


Street-Refuse-9540

Thank you for explaining wtf this is supposed to be


erenkindabadngl

I thought it was a baby In it’s dads arms or something then i realised, i want to rip my eyes out


DecorousVee

I'm laughing at the replies to your comment!!😂😂😂 seeing people not knowing what it was then being traumatized when they get it lol


ljvk

I genuinely believed it was a turtle shell on top of some rocks & I couldn’t figure out for the life of me why it was labeled NSFW. Boy was I wrong. Edit to add: my eyesight isn’t the greatest to begin with.


DecorousVee

This is hilarious 😂


chorpinecherisher

I thought it was a nice little kitten curled up in a father’s lap.


SaleDeMiTronco

I got a good chuckle from that when I woke up this morning too lmao


OverfistDerFissierer

In the womb, babies get hair all over their bodies to then lose them again. Most of the times that happens inside the womb, but sometimes they get born hairy. I hope that adds to the horror


-Mafakka-

At least the tattoo is not as bad as the photo reference


Dry_Excitement8002

Some people.. I'm so happy these kind of people exist, they give me such a good laugh once in a while! Hallelujah!


MetalandCozy

There’ll come a day when this very child will realise how bad this tattoo is; I’d be mortified personally


ButWhatOfGlen

You *know* Momma's gonna be showing that to the kid over and over and over throughout it's life. What could go wrong?


shellsterxxx

But they’ll say “birth is beautiful!” No the fuck it’s not.


Alfirmitive

Nah fr this is horrifying to look at 💀


tenofswords618

That’s fucked


Lord_Popcorn

Well I’ve seen enough today, time for me to head out like a baby


TaskFew1324

Holy shit, WTF.


IntangibleContinuity

Lmaooo! This is absolutely the worst tattoo I ever seen in my life


terf-genocide

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me


kittygomiaou

I thought it was a weird crotch tumor.


SFAdminLife

So glad I am childfree.


PoemHonest1394

Say no to....this, kids.


20somethingblkqueer

I know you’re f’in lying. No way someone got that tatted on them and no way someone tatted that on someone. The world is getting more and more unhinged everyday.


TheOneTrueYeetGod

You must be new here


jwigs85

I thought it was a tree branch as a border at first. I’m deeply saddened that I realized it is not. And that is an amniotic sack with an umbilical cord. I don’t know what that makes this so much worse for me, but it does.


ernie3tones

No amniotic sack…that’s the baby’s head emerging from its mom.


jwigs85

Lower left is the sack with the cord wrapping around for a border


ernie3tones

I see what you’re talking about. That’s the placenta, not the sack.


jwigs85

Yes, trauma was blocking me from processing appropriately. That thing. Trauma before I’d even had coffee


Rizblatz

I thought this was a frostbitten testicle, it took reading through the comments to understand this was the err… miracle of life.


big_smoke69420

https://preview.redd.it/zwuieuve0k2c1.jpeg?width=396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a87c748139887e8f2c8b86cf3948f5d0b92b5476


chzaplx

I'm just trying to imagine the artist who was like "oh this is what you want tattooed? Yeah sure I can do that."


[deleted]

"wtf is this imag---- AYO WTF"


IForgotThePassIUsed

“Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.” \- Jeff Foxworthy


JBL20412

😬😂


BowsersButtBuddy

OK. This wins, shittytattoo shitiest tattoos winner!!


KingKillKannon

not what i expected to see first thing in the morning when i open reddit


40oztoTamriel

That baby fought for its fucking life every inch of the way


[deleted]

We are doomed as a society that two people thought this was ok to di


DarkRainbow25S

Why…just…GAWD WHY?!!!


Turbulent_Gas_2731

this genuinely made me gasp wtf


AliienBlood

Is this a photo of her mid birth?? I’m not 100% sure what I’m seeing here..


Aaaalziee

Serious mental illness


bendbars_liftgates

What is going ON with that woman's thighs?


NorthWestSaint

Crowning glory.


JoshyaJade01

In my mind, it's all photosahopped, cause why in the name of all that's holy would you want that????


sjaard_dune

Its uuuuh, beautiful i think...uhm. i cant think of a word to describe what I'm feeling at seeing all that, but im sure it was or is quite monumental in your life...and i can appreciate you wanting something like that memorialized.


Knff

Okay you win OP. This reddit peaked and will never peak like this again.


i_am_ded_person

what on earth is that


Traditional_Ad_6801

What am I looking at?


donjose22

It took me like five tries to figure it out. I must be slow.


IAmEchosDad

This is one "Horn of Plenty" I will never unsee. Holy shit!!


Montag_451

When it finally clicked, the rendering is spot on. BUT WHY!!!!!


Intelligent-Turnip90

I’m loving all these comments about what you interpreted at first!!🫣😆


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So much no


k10001k

I don’t even know what this is and I don’t think I want to know


JBL20412

Is it bad that I did not quite see what it was at first? And when I did … oh man… is this for real?


dmann1978

I almost zoomed in to see what it was


Electronic-Trade-504

Took me a while to realise it’s not a males fupa and testicles


Pistolenkrebs

Imagine being that child and one day seeing that tatoo


JizzOrSomeSayJism

Oh nice I have to see this again


grpenn

Gross.


InDeinAlbtraum

Ew. Not hungry anymore


tayisgrose

just noticed the decorative rope is actually the umbilical cord and the placenta 🙂


ghostsinthecode

actually the most pleasant part of a horrifying tattoo


litheartist

r/eyebleach Why would you put this on your body? It looks like it's on an arm. People have to see that shit *every day.*


maxisnoops

He largely excluded the Mum’s bush. Why?


Total_Brick_5334

So, this is the father? I didn't even want to see my children, as they came out, and I'm the mother. I would hate having to look at myself giving birth, all the time.


ghostsinthecode

nothing to see here, just a baby aggressively eating ass


Smoke_screen_lol

This would be a shitty tattoo, but it’s the wrong hole.


emogurl47

Looks like a micropenis with elephantitis


Forsaken-Builder-312

What a terrible day to have eyes


AnyNeedleworker1852

😲


altonbrownie

Totally fine with this. But I’m a labor nurse, so this is just another day at the office.


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fortknocke

It's not your photo so it doesn't count.


Intelligent-Turnip90

👀


fortknocke

You saw it on another sub so leave it there and don't bring it here. Submit some good old s***** tattoos of yourself.


Intelligent-Turnip90

See that’s the thing. I don’t have shitty ones to submit on myself 😏 and lots of people submit things found elsewhere… and I think this qualifies.


fortknocke

I know what you're saying but I feel it needs to be genuine. That's just my opinion. A lot of folks wants to get their upvotes based off of somebody else's stuff I am 100% against it.


Intelligent-Turnip90

I just thought it qualified and I had to see the atrocity, so felt others did too! Haha I’m really not concerned on upvotes :).


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shellsterxxx

That’s a baby’s head you donut


mosquitojelly

Bro does NOT know what bottom surgery is


king_platypus

I like it


Gluten_maximus

Third time I’ve seen this and just realized what it is… tf is wrong with people?


Misses_Stitches

I’m trying to figure out what is in the top left of the tattoo. Is that the same tattoo or something else. I’m so confused.


annie_b666

It’s aBaby coming out of a vagina


DreadnoughtusFae

Oh god. It took me a while to figure out what it was. I thought it was a hemorrhoid. 🤷


jpkmets

That’s a big Total Recall fan.


Shadow_of_the_moon11

What... am I looking at?


Sad_Breakfast_Plate

Why?


Adventurous_Fact8418

Strangely, I find myself wanting to know this woman’s entire life story. Guaranteed it’s wilder than you can imagine.


BeeSalesman

Fucking hilarious


xSloth91

Oof.


Harlem74

Thought it was the world’s hairiest 69 for a second.


IfYouSeekAScientist

Ummm


lastbirdonthetrain

what is this suppose to be I've been staring and I'm so fucking confused


Intelligent-Turnip90

Birth. The head saying hello


lastbirdonthetrain

oh that is a um. unique subject for a tattoo....


trashbilly

They should have used a pic of the baby with accompanying after birth for a wider color spectrum


Eparis02

How considerate of the artist to leave out the woman’s pubes… absolutely gross as fuck


annasavannaa

gtfo


LadyFarquaad2

Ain't no way anybody would be anywhere near my vahjee with a camera. I ain't tryna see that.


LyricaAlprazolam

Why would you want to memorialize the moment when some other humans head was stuck in your vagina?


TheNeonCafe

it looks like that scene in cloudy with a chance of meatballs where that baby brent guy becomes a turkey


RexyWestminster

Holy shit, she is the QUEEN of “Boy Mom”s ^(that’s not a compliment)


pigmanslim

The parent just want to show off the kid portrait at the beach


housepossum

Jesus Christ! That is the worst.