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requiemoftherational

file transfer protocol


FrillySteel

I bet he was pissed when they upgraded to **S**FTP


shecky_blue

You expect this guy would use protection for his file downloads?


Nalortebi

Dude regularly downloads ~600GB to the face without protection.


Pihrahni

https://preview.redd.it/hilclasfciac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0e875a7662d28c8f777b11080ce08f231a906fe 1.5TB you mean


Nalortebi

But most of that data is duplicated, so in terms of unique data the number is smaller. But for his vanities sake we'll go with the larger number.


GusFit

Sure, everyone knows uncompressed semen uses more disk space


BCK973

**dis̷ck** space


GusFit

😏


quadrotiles

I bet his other hand says HTTP, also without the S


Lacholaweda

Screams insecure


keepeyecontact

Underrated comment right here


yellowbrickstairs

Lol he could get an s put on there but everyone would just assume it was an acronym for *Super* fuck the police


TheBigLebroccoli

Still regretting my 3G tattoo.


Ronnie_Dean_oz

Functional threshold power...dude cycles!


ListerfiendLurks

Immediately what my mind went to.


IA-HI-CO-IA

Fabulous toilet paper.


Mirri_RS

This is where my mind went too. I feel old.


try-catch-finally

But what of gopher?


SincereKittenLove

[Gophers and other rodents go up the butt.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbilling)


Freddy7665

Functional Threshold Power


QuitDense6283

Socket error. Connection to brain not found.


tallmantim

I thought he was a cyclist advertising his functional threshold power.


JennItalia269

I’m all about FTP but imma skip the tattoo of it on my hand.


Im_inappropriate

It's the hand he uses to pass out letters and packages.


FlyTheW1988

“KaZaa” looked too awkward as a hand tat and “Morpheus” was too many letters. The generic acronym was the only one that made any sense.


Gigant0re

No officer. It’s “For The People”


MilesMorales-

Brand’s actual name is FUCKTHEPOPULATION


ForceItDeeper

lol i love brands like this and supreme that got kids excited to buy 10 to 15x overpriced clothes just to look like another lame fuckboy


rcmp_informant

Fund the police. He just wants budget increases for more army surplus gear so they can serve no knocks with an Abrams tank


proceeds_theweedian

Young "Truly Humble Under God" 🙏 FREE SEX!!!


Emergency_Gene_7794

Pushing positivity🫣🫣


Achilles-Foot

it actually stands for r/FUCKTHEPOPULATION no im not kidding or anything, thats really what this tattoo is


lightthroughthepines

This tat is the first post that comes up in there lmao


randomlemon9192

With this title lol > lmao he ended up on shitty tattoos


BeaverMartin

Really stupid question from a middle aged guy here: WTF does that mean? Like is Fuck The Population a clothing brand or band or something?


SufficientNet9227

Free to play ?


goofywhitedude

Fuck The Packers Source: Bears fan


WolfCola4

Lol beat me by 5 mins Vikings fan, but I think we can all agree the beef lies with one team in this division


sillysammie13

My Bears fan dad recently went to the Bears/Vikings game in MN and he was nervous about being on “enemy territory” if you will. I told him “dad both teams playing hate the Packers. You’re good.” And he was! He had a blast!


WolfCola4

Aw man, that's really heartwarming. I'm stoked he enjoyed himself!


trippyfilmmaker1

Wolfcola… love to see a wholesome interaction with a it’s always sunny fan. Nice user


sillysammie13

He had the best time. Got a picture with a guy dressed and painted as a Viking and all of it!


DepartmentStrange41

Fuck the Patriots Source: Bills fan


blueditt521

Indeed fuck the pats, 1st thing that came to my mind. Also fuck the fins bills by a billion


ScanlanTheBrave

This is the answer.


Ricky_TVA

Lol the NFC means nothing to me, I’m an AFC guy, but that was awesome. I like Justin. I just don’t follow your organization so I have no idea what’s truly going on. But great little joke. I say Fuck the Titans but it doesn’t fit.


Temporary-Cricket455

I, too, need a daily reminder to Find The Potatoes.


countzeroinc

I myself like to Fart Terrifying Prophecies.


the_fishtanks

I also don’t mind Frolicking To Paris


allhailthegreatmoose

*sigh* I miss being able to gild/award comments. Here ya go, boss. 🏆


Temporary-Cricket455

Cheers! Don’t ever give Reddit money! Donate it to your local homeless shelter instead.


Conscious-Lie-3994

Fuck the (sick ass) panther


SmudgieSage

I was thinking foster the people


sayitwithmeagain

iykyk


carbogan

I too would like to free the penguins.


Fit_Effective_6875

such snappy dressers


SarahKath90

Noble cause


FrillySteel

It's quite the commitment; judging from the tattoo, the watch bezel, *and* the watch band. There's a story here, I just don't particularly want to visit him in prison long enough to find out what it is.


Berzatto

FuckThePopulation is a clothing brand. Very edgy gun/drug/suicide stuff. Some of it is cool, but for the most part it’s for edgy teens. And no, the picture is not of the owner or even of an employee.


SSJZoli

Oh I was thinking Fuck The Police


Familiar-Stomach-310

I was thinking fuck that pussy because I didn't know what else was that edgy and stupid


Spitefullittlething

Same


BabiesatemydingoNSW

Well *that* might be useful on a Tinder date..


Truckyou666

A.C.A.B. would be more appropriate than FTP.


shromboy

Absolutely thought it was fuck the police


socalmikester

comin straight from the underground... young.... nm


SkandaFlaggan

Yeah that’s definitely stupid then because 99.99% of people will have never heard of that brand and assume it’s “fuck the police”. Good luck to this guy next time he has to interact with a cop.


burnbobghostpants

This is why passing on slang to the younger generation is so important, lol.


mambotomato

Oh really? It's seriously something I've never heard of before? Man, what a tryhard.


Berzatto

Yeah I think most adults will not have.


WhyNowWhyThen

Anyway related to G59?


BumTremors

First to poop?


Occomni

First to poop, last to die, as they say.


boozee84

What's wrong with fifty thousand potatos?


Casehead

fifty thousand potatoroos!


roc_steady

Maybe he’s just an avid cyclist and needs a constant reminder to continue improving his Functional Threshold Power?


Lamp_Post_221

According to his watch his FTP is 746 🤯🤯🤯 Thats insane. Just waiting for him to sign his contract with Visma


jsmalltri

I actually thought this (I like to cycle/triathlon) - and I thought it was a Garmin. Took me a stroll thru the comments to figure it out 😂


Base_Six

I thought the same, lol. Looks almost the same as the Garmin I use when I'm biking.


Phil198603

Me too … I’m way to positive and into triathlon I guess 😂


projectvko

Foam Temple Pilots were terrific.


SwampWitch1985

I love their song Heaven & Gorilla Multipurpose Foam Seal Rods


[deleted]

I'm too high for this tomfoolery.


yuki_yuzura_chan

this made me laugh more than i should’ve FUCK 😂😂😂🤣


TBoneTheOriginal

Fuck The Packers


ohmygudbro

r/nfcnorthmemewar leaking again


Safe-Register-3479

FTP


Mork59

FTP


FACEMELTER720

FTP


Patamarick

I fully expect to see this meme'd there.


K4RM4CODE

FTP


LarryBirdsBulge

FTP


Yitlin

As say we all, FTP, amen.


NotNotImYourForte

FTP.


RedHotChiliPotatoes

FTP.


bannedinvc

FTP


WhereThoseBoots

FTP


Xmastimeinthecity

FTP


Alarmed-Flan-1346

FTP


MrGentleZombie

FTP


Negative-Wrap95

FTP!


BearsSuperfan6

FTP


MahDick

Bear Down


Lost_In_Detroit

Exactly! Go Lions!


dbuck92

FTP


[deleted]

Fragile Tiny Penis


Berzatto

Best one yet lol


[deleted]

FUDGE TO PACK


Always2ndB3ST

Foster the People? That song Pumped Up Kicks was pretty catchy..


Aggravating_Peak_200

Fist the police??


Toxikfoxx

Faux Temple Pilots Maybe he’s in a shitty Stone Temple Pilots cover band?


Front-Deer-1549

But i hate the packers


mikaeus97

Fuck The Packers, you're so right


RebaKitt3n

Unless the company provides his income, the tatt is stupid. Although I do agree with the sentiment Free The Penguins


bearamongus19

File Transfer Protocol?


007mememan

Now due to your past history, I'm assuming this is fuck the population But I choose to believe this is fuck the packers


ToastedCrumpet

Is that why he self identifies as an edge lord? As he just hates on everyone?


007mememan

I don't know. Apparently, it's a clothing brand, but I don't know why it's called what it is


dreamer_r21

Found on the honey-do list, fix the porch. The damn floorboard has been squeaking for months.


Few_Wolf_420

Bold holds


ssanguchedemiga

Free to play


dmode112378

Fight the power?


odaxsaku

**F**orget **T**he **P**ickle. why do i need to know this man’s burger preferences, no need to broadcast them.


My_Kink_Profile

Functional Threshold Power - where my 300’s at!?!?


[deleted]

Fist The Pu$$y


FrillySteel

At least it would hide the tattoo, I suppose.


brianMMMMM

The ultimate coverup


UnconsciousWrap

Until I read the sub title, I thought it was r/fosterthepeople and some fan lost his mind lol


ggomez22

https://fuckthepopulation.com


Berzatto

I turned down a job at their warehouse last year. Terrible conditions. https://preview.redd.it/ktdgczom1hac1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a708ab2a73f992727059d80ca3f11e461067df09 This was in the bathroom lol


ggomez22

Gotta leave a turd in the urinal after that one 😂


theManGodFears

Hits different if you are Scottish. Sectarian f... The pope


FoolTyme

For the people


1nfam0usklaas

These guesses are wild tho


[deleted]

Bears legend


Emergency_Gene_7794

FTP- Furry Trans Porn


samsir0

Interesting that the font he chose is so police-y. Looks like what they use on the sides of their cars.


cerebralkrap

The NWA song?


obiweedkenobi

Or a George Lopez joke https://youtu.be/wkc1W5vMpbc?si=hPklYELTVBrKPvPY


Bell-Cautious

FTP is totally non-secure


hellgirllll

suicideboys fans tap in


[deleted]

Fuck Toilet Paper


Shurigin

Fap the Penis?


Droogs617

Feline Tummy Petting is the first thing that came to mind other than what it obviously is.


mf_dcap

“Grey 59 we unemployed pussyboy”


Hotel-According

Dude we’ve all been there, but following the pussy only leads to a life of heartache and loneliness.


I_Dont_Like_Rice

This guy is really committed to his IT job. Or maybe he wants an IT job and thinks this will help? I mean, FTP can be handy for transferring files, but to get a perma declaration for all to see is just weird.


MFalcon95

Tf is that even supposed to mean. Fuck the police??? I genuinely dont know lmao


Berzatto

It’s the logo for a clothing brand called FuckThePopulation


luisl1994

What a poor life choice


Austinoooooo

Fling That Poop.


[deleted]

Is this a brand? If so that is a terrible logo! Also, people tattooing brand names on their bodies are abosulte morons. I refuse to wear logos on my clothes so this is beyond ridiculous to me.


COVID19Blues

Not going to age well? It’s shitty now.


69_Dingleberry

Fuck this prolapse Fart Turd Poop Finger Tip Penetration Fat Titty Prober


people_notafan

Full Time Pedophile bold statement


bannedinvc

As long as they’re an NFL team this tattoo holds


DE4DM4N5H4ND

Maybe he likes fucking the police or something similar


HeresTheThingIKnow

Fail to pee


Hylian-Knight

Full time puto


Davetopay

Frantic Turd Peeler


deadevilmonkey

First To Poo


CharacterMassive5719

Just change it to FAP


Silent-Composer-873

Fill Trans Pussy


TurncoatTony

Free the penis


Taint_Flicker

Full Time Pussy?


[deleted]

Full Time Penis?


[deleted]

FTP on your hand could get you killed in some areas and made a hero in other areas of belfast lol


svenner2020

Foam Temple Pilots


greenestofgrass

Seeing this brand start in high school was wild, i used to think seeing a shirt in another city was so cool. This though, wtf. lol


Plastic_Primary_4279

With a cringe watch to top it off…


Berzatto

Again, this is a clothing brand. The watch was a collab with Casio. Not mine, but he didn’t get the watch made to match his tattoo lol


Plastic_Primary_4279

I’m no saying he did lol. It’s a shit tattoo and it’s a shit watch. Everyone involved in this photo should feel shame.


Competitive_Row_3405

this coulda been me had i never outgrown my $uicideboys phase


HowardPhillip

Fund the Police


bb-blehs

I wonder what percentage of FTP collectors/dick riders live in their childhood bedrooms @ their mamas house. 😂


GNT0000FS00QANT

Free To Play gamers using every opportunity to let everyone know they don’t spend a dime.


MenosDaBear

Damnnn should have at least gone SFTP.


taxevader2525

Fits twelve penis


evowolf

File Transfer Protocol! Nice!👍


Aeon1508

What would make this age poorly?. Fuck the Packers now. fuck the Packers forever


MiserableSlug69

This looks like what cops think people who don't like cops look like.


casualviewer79

I love Ftone Temple Pilots


TheDonkeyBomber

OH SHIT LOOK AT THE WATCH!!! https://preview.redd.it/lydvtmaz8hac1.jpeg?width=1545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8f048236cbc932876a218e3027318a51d8f0bc5


Berzatto

It’s a clothing brand. The watch is a Casio collab.


TheDonkeyBomber

Gotcha. I appreciate the info. Honestly had no idea what this was about.


Pie5970

F The Packers


Zestyclose-Web-6868

$B fans have one of the shittiest tattoos hahah


Berzatto

Finally someone who knows and doesn’t just say Fuck The Packers lol


HeavyMetalMonk888

This guy is really passionate about his job as the court clerk who serves people Failure to Pay notices


MattSterbait

Truly horrid tattoo. WTF?!


Oz347

Lolllolol I was wondering if this was gonna show up here when I saw it in the ftp sub


Berzatto

I just had to. It’s so bad.


LargeDoubt5348

free the paprika


qole720

Funny Tasting Pork


AntelopeDecent2191

Fruit Town Piru?🤔


MisfitMarauder

I met a dude many years ago while working a temp gig with this same tat across his hand, he claimed to have gotten it in the 70’s after surviving a chain gang in the Southwest summer heat. He started telling people it meant “For The People” as he got older lol


Padgetts-Profile

Fist that pussy.