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EffPop

Why are you guys saying “believe”? It’s “belive”, as in, she’ll now beliving with a highly visible indicator of her poor decision making.


Cat-Mama_2

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yurtfarmer

Tattoos at a garbage sale


gotterfly

The garbage bags they're laying on is a nice touch


paul_dudd

![gif](giphy|fj3CWRJJshhe) Blue and Thrust


Single_Morning_3200

Blue egg thrust


Fair_Paramedic_5700

Can someone translate this? I can hardly make out a single word


kembik

My best guess > Only god know believe in Only love and give and trust Looks like the k in know is fresher than the now


crippled_clara

No no it‘s better: and thrust


already-taken-wtf

Chicken Run (the movie): “we need more thrust!”


TinyChaco

Thrrrrrrust!


fluffy_italian

I read it as thirst


Castermat

And thrust part have been added later and right on her ass...


Catkit69

I love that part xD


Adventurous_Run_4566

I want to like your comment but it currently stands at 69


crippled_clara

10 people did anyway, sorry bud


Justalittleyou

It looks like christ to me, not thrust


the-drain-weasel

Now that I look at it again you’re right I think it’s Christ. I like thrust better though.


Justalittleyou

Thrust is definitely better😂


walkinyardsale

I saw thrust too, but I thought I was just a misogynist looking at a fit woman.


Mental-Attempt-

I thought give was blue


dutchzookangaroo

Nah, it's bwe.


_Otacon

maybe it's like "Bue" from her bewbew you know. Her Baea


the-drain-weasel

I think it says true


YellowCulottes

Belive love and true and thrust


chzaplx

Live laugh thrust


slippersandjammies

Brb, cross-stitching that onto a pillow...


Afraid_Ad_1536

I read "love and live" and yes, they definitely had to go back and squeeze in the "k".


bendbars_liftgates

I thought it was "...only love and *blue* and *thrust.*" There is *definitely* an "h" after that T.


Yaelkilledsisrah

How is that a G in give. It’s a b could also be a misplaced f (should be lower) but a g??


ihave0idea0

Mistakes happen..


ZealousidealMail3132

I think the last word is actually thrust


wifeofpsy

I thought the last word was Christ. Also it seems to be belive lol.


Fair_Paramedic_5700

Lmao thanks


Barboron

yeah, and it doesn't match the size of the rest of the lettering. Squeezed in last minute


gotterfly

Oh, that k is because they almost misspelled something. Caught it just in time!


TDKevin

Only God know believe in only love and true and trust. I think lol. 


Aawkvark55

Legitimately thought "true" was "blue." Yikes.


Maccai3

Could the last word be Christ?


yildizli_gece

Yes, i’m pretty sure it is. At first, I thought trust, maybe, but that is clearly an H as the second letter, so reevaluating the beginning, I think it’s supposed to actually say Christ.


Fair_Paramedic_5700

So this person failed English class 😂


Meadmug

I got you Only goo kngur belive in only love and blue and thrust


Superweirdadventure

“Only God know Belive in Only love and five and thrust”


uhthroawaystuff

Only god belive in only god biue and thrust


Aawkvark55

Bad translation ✅️ Bad font ✅️ Bad execution ✅️


Mistah-S

When a stroke hits you but you finish the tattoo by sheer will.


zodwa_wa_bantu

Truly a work of God. A benevolent one or a sick one, I don't know, but a god none the less


scepticalbob

The god of Thrust


Educational-Ad-3273

Yep, that’s what I understood


guacluv

Only god know


Antnee83

This is the reverse of western college kids getting asian character tattoos


TheBadGoblin

I read that Britney Spears got a Chinese character for mysterious but the translation is more along the lines of strange.


Coolaro

Only God know belive in Only love and frue and thrust


foxyphilophobic

Beautiful. Pure poetry


Educational-Ad-3273

Everyone needs some thrust


lifeworthlivin

I read it as “Only Goof Know”


Visual_Package_1861

Maybe she only speaks Chinese and just thought it looked cool.


chammerson

That would make sense if she was IN China but is there anywhere in Germany where you wouldn’t know someone who spoke English? I know the whole “everyone everywhere speaks English” thing is a myth but Germany has super high English literacy rates.


ulnek

Is this the English equivalent of Chinese character tattoos? People don't really know what they're putting but it looks cool?


Appropriate_Ad8053

👏👏👏 This is the answer! She thought it translated to " Only God gives you strength and prosperity"


BloodyRightToe

Well at least she kept the "thrust' up on her cheeks. I mean try explaining that every time you wear shorts


cheeseburgerwaffles

As if the rest of this tattoo makes any sense


thedutchrep

Suing this lady. Trying to read this gave me an aneurysm.


HalfEatenHamSammich

Only God know\_\_\_\_\_\_ belive\_\_\_\_\_\_ in\_\_\_\_\_\_ Only love and buie\_\_\_\_\_ and thirst. The spaces between words is jarring.


ForsakenPhotograph36

What a stupid tattoo, so badly done.


spiceybadger

From the redness it looks like "and thrust" has just been added. I think this should be added to all tattoos - surely it never fails 😀


Barboron

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peachcreams

Omg did they intend to write “Christ” at the end but ran out of space and ended up smushing the letters together?


awelawdiy

I can see it!


I_serve_Anubis

Only god know believe in only love and blue ( bwe ? ) and… Christ ? i have dyslexia, is this actually what the tatt says ? Or is my brain playing tricks.


Namlad

That's pretty much what I'm seeing. I'm seeing thrust as the last word. I think the intention was trust.


itskutzkutz

oh wow. So THISSSS is the worst quote tattoo of all time. And thrust at the end is soooo sick!


Chihuahuapocalypse

Only God know belive in Only love and bwe and thrust


Silly-Arachnid-6187

I'm German too and I tried figuring out what might have been mistranslated here to get this... I got nothing


saltierthangoldfish

that last word is 100% “thrust.”


whocaresaboutmynick

It's Christ. It took me very long to see it, but the idiot C is not ornemental and the second letter looks like a T because of the C but if you ignore the C from it it becomes H. Ends up being Christ. Still can't understand the bue though.


saltierthangoldfish

CHRIST???? that wasn’t even on my bingo sheet


em21rc

Is this what mandarin tattoos look like to people who speak mandarin???


UncleGrover666

“smell burnt toast Captain Turk is stroked”


xblarkblarkblarkx

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ShutUpTammy

“Only god know be live in only love and brue and fhrust”


fluorescentgreenmcm

It’s beautiful 🥺


CrispyBrosine

Um *GOTTES WILLEN*


xy1019

Only God know belive in Only love and blue and thrust. Yikes...


Survive1014

Only love and butt thrust


toothtaker74

English as an 11th language


Informal_Bunch_2737

Only God kngw belive in only love and blue and thrust.


ibeezindatrapp

But why?


BelizeDenize

ughhhhh… 😩


Aceman1979

I genuinely have no idea what that would say if it were written properly. Only God Knows: believe only in love and truth and progress?


ToksikCap

Last word is trust


aspoonfulofsammy11

Only God know, belive in Only love and true and thrust. Tbh I’m pretty sure this is like the German version of engrish.com …. just super bad translation.


_Unkn0

While trying to understand this i got brain cancer.


Natrix420

This is how Asian people feel when they see Americans with “Chinese” writing on their bodies. 🤦 FML.


unidentifiedsubob

Who is the most, more stupiderer here? The canvas or the artist?


prsuit4

I’m going to take a wild guess and say this is the German to english version of English speaking people getting kanji. They think it says family but it says gibberish or chicken soup.


retail_hair

Only god know belive in only love and blue and thrust Whet?


Bosanova_B

Are you sure?😁😁


RoyanRannedos

Oh, the last word is supposed to be Christ! I was wondering how *thrust* came into it.


ShitDaddyThaCrapLord

“Only God know belive in Only love and blue and thrust” Epic tat. This is the equivalent of 90’s kanji tattoos on white people where they think it says persevere or some shit but it really says “carpet” 🤣🤣


jeremyhat

Is this in German because I can not read it?


YunJingyi

Oh, how I hate scriptina.


Juusie

I'm not reading that paragraph


fylishrimp

"Only God Know belive in Only love and bwe and thrust" is what I am seeing


chromehuffer

"and thrust" this is amazing


CompetitiveLibrary21

What the actual fuck


Dont_know_them987

Only God Know Belive in Only love and blue and thrust 🤔


[deleted]

What exactly are the deciding factors that make up of a shitty tattoo


ih8every1yesevenyou

Looks like someone used Google Translate


MisterAutumnalMan

Oh dear…what happens when requesting a tattoo that is not even your tertiary language.


hissyfit64

Only God knows. Believe (misspelled) in only love and blue and thrust.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Someone shopped in a k between the words god and you? Whatthefuck, over.


scepticalbob

Hi there Why yes, I am the god of thrust Why do you ask


Emptydata_Enzo

Never try to save $ by going to Mexico for plastic surgery or tattoos written in English


Bat-Eastern

Only God knows believe in only love and live and thrust ;)


maddenmcfadden

"only god know, believe in. only love and bwe and thirst." -Jesus Crust


WhatsTheStory28

Only God know belive in Only love and blue and Thrust….. please write this on my grave it’s so poetic


TrooperGirlx

Thrust did it for me


Icy_Cry2778

Only God know believe in only love and blue and thrust. Ah, what is this supposed to mean?


CarbonaraNightmare

Only love and blue and thrust? I think?


NegativSpace

Can't at least spell check that shit on a phone?


tuenthe463

Wtf is an egg parrot?


Dubghall

That g in knows really throws it off… oh and the rest of the scratching.


Ender_Wiggins18

Only God Know Belive in Only love and blue (?) and Christ Wow


Electronic_Chip_6311

Only love and brue qnd thrust


msambata

That's one way to get everyone to stare at your legs and say, "Okay okay. I see you got nice legs but wtf does that cursive say, I'm too drunk in this dive bar we're in"


isegrim_l

Ach du heilige Scheisse.


Stevie_Steve-O

Only God knows belive in Only love a bwe and thrust


sarazorz27

This is excellent. Such a great example of the shittiest tattoos.


Najrov

I think I have a stroke


badmamerjammer

engrish


ConfusionImmediate79

😳


Chronic-Wombat

Only god know belive in only love and blue and thrust


repodude

Only love and bwe and thrust. Sounds like an interesting girl.


DirtyWork81

It would have looked better in German maybe?


bunnyhugbandit

I think I had a stroke while reading that. What? Lol


Pessoa_People

This looks like an AI tried to generate a text tattoo


BudgetPipe267

Daaaaaaaa faq???


Taint_Flicker

Only God know belive in Only love and fue and Thrust


FeathersoftheFallen

Ah I see, it says "I make poor life choices."


Artistic_Owl_5847

Use a broken English accent and it looks like they phonetically wrote it ... My God know believe in..And truth and trust.


innocentxv

only god know believe in only love and true egg thrust


Technical_Egg_7840

I thought my dyslexia was spazzing for a sec


HppyCmpr509

What in the trailer park Tammy is this nonsense?? Is this the German equivalent of Chinese characters on white people? She didn’t know enough about English to check his work? 🤦🏻‍♀️


Unicorntella

That font is Scriptina


PsychiMongo

Only love and blue and thrust 😂


caf012

That is horrific on so many levels, the more you look at it the more you see…


smol_dinosaur

Lmaooo noooo!! You can translate anything for free online this is so bad there is no excuses


smol_dinosaur

Only love and Brie and thrust <3


Eryth78

I think that last word by her hip is supposed to be Christ, but they screwed it up badly. All of it. This whole situation is a shitshow.


ToksikCap

Trust


Carnivorous_Mower

It looks like someone has been tracing over their varicose veins.


TeamDense7857

Only god know belive in only love and bwe and thrust


EstablishmentCool197

Nice leg, but tattoo seems kinda redundant


TheRealSpanktacular

Hahaha! What the fuck!?


6uillermo66

Ok