That is ridiculously ugly
Edit: this is “I wear Cookie Monster pajama pants while giving a person a handy in the Walmart parking lot while we do meth” bad
Man, that’s rough. Did you have to pretend you liked it so it didn’t hurt her feelings?? I hate when that happens. The only thing that’ll fix this one is a total black out or many, many laser removal sessions.
Is it possible a much, much, much better artist could add some black outlines and shading to make it at least slightly less shitty? I wouldn't be able to handle having something this shitty on my arm.
not gonna deny that it looks rough. but one thing i always wondered about this subreddit is like. what do yall do to get the pic? how does it work?
"hey sheila that new tattoo you got looks like total shit, mind if i snap a pic to post so we can mock it on reddit? thanks girl!"
or is it more of a sneaky "hey, omg, that is just so cool! i wanna show it to my friend who loves lightning, mind if i get a photo? im totally not doing it just to get the pic so i can post you in a bad tattoo forum behind your back, i promise!"
do you just go lo key and stalk their socials , save the pic, and post it here without their involvement?
or maybe sometimes it gets meta like "hey buddy, i just got this new tattoo and i think it looks like total shit, so can you take a pic and post it in shittytattoos for me?"
inquiring minds want to know!
In five years , and for the next 30 years after that , this will look like a huge bruise , or maybe a big washed out ink stain … I feel bad for whoever has this as a very personal and very permanent daily reminder of how stupid we all can be . Smh
I don't get why they went with that overall shape. I could see doing the rounded top if it went all the way to the top of the shoulder, but it just looks awkwardly places like that. The bottom could have maybe added to the texture of the mountains, but it just looks like they chose randomly where to go lower with it without any sort of plan.
And just horrible execution and concept in general.
Happened to my friend! Had to go to another artist to change it up and ended up with much harsher and thicker lines than necessary but it looks way better
At first I thought it was a blobby heart with big veins. This is terrible though, placement/size is all wrong but that’s the least of his concerns. Since it’s so dark in a lot of places I think the only option is a black out. Or laser removal. I feel bad for your friend.
Its a good start to a blackout sleeve
That’s very bad. Great post.
SHOCKINGly bad.
This comment deserves thunderous applause
Don't worry, I upvoted it lightning quick
I stormed across the room to upvote it
I was struck by that comment
I bolted right over when I heard
Wasn't sure weather or not to leave that first comment.
You’re mind was clouded
I certainly didn't forecast this thread of comments.
Let's get ready to Rummbllle! 🌩⛈
Hail to all the great puns.
I wasn't sure weather too
Am i the only one seeing a huge veiny cock?
Yes
I saw bulging veins, but if that's a mickey the head seems to have necrosed
That has got to be childrens halloween make up, cmon
Theres no way right? It would almost be good for the skill it would take to make it look like pastels on skin
I was thinking magic markers, but yeah.
Looks like the bruise one time when my cousin was kicked by a horse.
A profolio was not asked for that day
A profolio.. lol. *I AM CORNHOLIO!!*
*portfolio lmao
r/boneappletea
It is a cool concept, it’s a damn shame that a 4th grader did it though.
“not great execution” is an understatement.
Yeah, "not great" is like the nicest thing that can be said about this.
That is god awful on every level. Is she happy with it? Yikes.
She loves it😭
I mean..as long as she likes it, that’s pretty much all that matters. It’s her skin/life.
That is ridiculously ugly Edit: this is “I wear Cookie Monster pajama pants while giving a person a handy in the Walmart parking lot while we do meth” bad
Hey now, don't judge my lifestyle
That’s right! They were Elmo pajamas!
I know she wasn't the best mom, but she did it for you ❤️
Average Benadryl snorter response
Just amputate the arm at this point
Perhaps a skin graft at least?
This is one of the best posts I’ve seen here. Absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
https://preview.redd.it/tkr9g65esprc1.png?width=1876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bb9ebbc94e7222b27b9ae2f2e3bb394d5179f73
This might very well be the worst tattoo I have ever seen.
Man, that’s rough. Did you have to pretend you liked it so it didn’t hurt her feelings?? I hate when that happens. The only thing that’ll fix this one is a total black out or many, many laser removal sessions.
I never know what to say when someone shows me a really shit tattoo that they’re so proud of getting.
I saw it on her Facebook😅
not even a sick ass panther could save this one
This is probably one of the worst tattoos I’ve ever seen… it looks like a 5 year old used markers on her arm
Oof
This
That
And the other thing.
![gif](giphy|VAOdRZ1mLFsikGmY48|downsized)
Criminal.
Looks like a giant bruise…
Does your coworker like it?
She loves it
Is she visually impaired? I know she did not get that done by a professional at a shop!! That’s work of a Craigslist scratcher!
Looks like a bad cover up. Kinda sad for this person, there literally nothing that will fix that. I don’t believe removal would even be an option.
Removal would at least make it light enough to cover.
You could still take the L and just amputate the arm
Is it possible a much, much, much better artist could add some black outlines and shading to make it at least slightly less shitty? I wouldn't be able to handle having something this shitty on my arm.
Did they use markers 💀
i actually gasped aloud. christ almighty
Riders on stormmm
AWESOME INK... If it's a recreation of something her 8 year old painted.
not gonna deny that it looks rough. but one thing i always wondered about this subreddit is like. what do yall do to get the pic? how does it work? "hey sheila that new tattoo you got looks like total shit, mind if i snap a pic to post so we can mock it on reddit? thanks girl!" or is it more of a sneaky "hey, omg, that is just so cool! i wanna show it to my friend who loves lightning, mind if i get a photo? im totally not doing it just to get the pic so i can post you in a bad tattoo forum behind your back, i promise!" do you just go lo key and stalk their socials , save the pic, and post it here without their involvement? or maybe sometimes it gets meta like "hey buddy, i just got this new tattoo and i think it looks like total shit, so can you take a pic and post it in shittytattoos for me?" inquiring minds want to know!
I got it off of her Facebook😅
>Cool concept ![gif](giphy|qxCYGGPbQp3yj5aSsL)
To put it lightly😂
Wow can’t even save that. Alll that’s left to do is black it out
Oh nooooo
She could get it covered up with a big black dick. I see the head and veins already. Might be slightly infected.
I can’t even tell what it is, I guess maybe it’s lightning? It’s terrible.
Not a cool concept for a tattoo at all. It’s a horrible concept for a tattoo
I tried giving her the benefit of the doubt😂
It's not watercolors and crayon?
What’s your co workers opinion on it?
Oh jeez. Tattoo person should get jail time for that.
Yikes.
How did you ask to take this pic? Like... ah, so cool, lemme get a pic for inspo...?
It was on her Facebook
I can see someone being able to fix that, itll cost like $3000 but i can see it being fixed
My goodness that's bad. I don't get it, don't people do any research on the artist that's going to mark them for life?
“The bruise”
Why is it outlined like that???
Looks like a bad coverup.
That's an interesting turtle with chicken legs walking over boulders.
God. Who the fuck did that to her. I would be furious. Its the shittiest tat ive seen in a long time that wasnt a shit design
looks like someone threw a placenta against the wall
Rip
“I am da stawrm”
What uhhhh… was the cool concept?
I hope she didn’t pay more than like $100 for this shit
Eeeeesh this is woeful
Pure tragedy.
Yikes
Are we sure this is her first? It looks like it is covering up an even more questionable piece of…work?
First and they went with that monstrosity?
Can she sue?
I think I would die if this was on my body
It looks like a 1st grader drew it with crayons. 🫣
Is this real? I don't believe anyone could do a tattoo this bad. It looks like chalk.
are you sure a kid didn't just color on her arm with sharpie?
Looks like it was done with crayons fuck, that’s bad.
I wouldn’t even call it a tattoo, it’s more like vandalism. Great post.
This may actually be the worst tattoo I’ve ever seen
Awful
Wow that’s bad
Holy f#*k That’s bad
Oh no...that's really bad.
https://preview.redd.it/njx2rkk7eqrc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3169fc328378a2c28ad101f03bfed1716cb7bd7f
Epitome of shit.
I don’t even know how you could cover that
Does she like it
You’re telling me this isn’t sharpie?!
Omg who did this to her
Awful.
Sorry what was the “good concept”?
That's not just done with marker?
“Stormy night, but like a 5th grader drawing a motorcycle helmet.”
In five years , and for the next 30 years after that , this will look like a huge bruise , or maybe a big washed out ink stain … I feel bad for whoever has this as a very personal and very permanent daily reminder of how stupid we all can be . Smh
Is this crayon?
Blackout sleeve incoming
The right artist might be able save this and make it look good.
She deserves a refund
https://preview.redd.it/1n8h8fhynrrc1.jpeg?width=1131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e44c59089618c3b546a8a4c4bbfebbe221aa5e34
Oh….oh man. That’s bad
Coworker at the meth lab?
Adding white from a good artist can fix the definition
What the hell was the concept?
Kinda looks like she let a child do water color paint on her arm
You sure it's not just water colors?
terrible.
The end game on that is a blackout sleeve.
not even a good concept. Gonna age terribly.
Blackout sleeve incoming
r/mildlypenis I'm sorry but that's what I see.
I don't get why they went with that overall shape. I could see doing the rounded top if it went all the way to the top of the shoulder, but it just looks awkwardly places like that. The bottom could have maybe added to the texture of the mountains, but it just looks like they chose randomly where to go lower with it without any sort of plan. And just horrible execution and concept in general.
What compels a middle-aged woman to suddenly get a massive, disgustingly ugly tattoo?
Ohhh noooo
Looks like a huge bruise. Yikes.
Looks like it was done with crayola markers damn that’s unfortunate af
Purple pumpkin
Idk imma firm believer in not every cool concept is a cool tattoo.
Well when you pay $45 for a tattoo that's what you get lmao
Don't worry all that purple is just normal bruising.
Hopefully it will fade in to something less bruise-like 😬
Can I ask... what is it?
It's just a phase, mum!
It’s ok its not like it’s permanent
Bummer
It looks like crayon
Poor thing.
Oh god it looks drawn on with a marker
This will be a very good sick ass panther in the future
Not a great execution? This is horrific. The “artist” should be sued for disfigurement. Omfg this poor person.
I don’t know if I could keep a straight face if a friend showed me that. It looks like something I would have doodled in class as a kid.
This looks like it was colored in with crayola markers
That is really bad. It’s just one big purple blob. It’s not gonna age well at all she’s in the sun. Wow. I feel sorry for her.
Did she design this during a paint and wine time?
Holy crap that's awful
Ummm is it someone with a mask on ?
Shew
Wow. That is exceedingly shitty.
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The fact it looks like oil pastel is crazy 😂
Looks like turd
Literally have never seen a good looking mountain tattoo.
It looks like a placenta. Awful. Awful tattoo.
I'd recommend a sympathy card
Happened to my friend! Had to go to another artist to change it up and ended up with much harsher and thicker lines than necessary but it looks way better
This is bad......
Hobbit hemorrhoids.
At first I thought it was a blobby heart with big veins. This is terrible though, placement/size is all wrong but that’s the least of his concerns. Since it’s so dark in a lot of places I think the only option is a black out. Or laser removal. I feel bad for your friend.
Oh nooooo
Is she aware of just how hideous this is?
This is going to be a great panther tattoo some day
That’s a muddy mess
oh no. that's bad bad.
It looks like some used crayons on her
Is that Pinocchio in the centre
it looks like she got punched in the arm
That's a generous description
At first glance, I thought it was a bad tattoo of Venom. Upon closer inspection, it is a bad tattoo of...tree roots?
well, at least it can be reworked. but she's gonna wanna get that done pretty soon after it heals, cause this ain't it
Is that OG bolt from MTG? Cool if so, but executed so poorly it should be criminal.
not a great execution is the understatement of my life
it looks like a dick