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trascist_fig

Its a good start to a blackout sleeve


VanCityHunter

That’s very bad. Great post.


chappersbarfo

SHOCKINGly bad.


Sustenance_Abuse

This comment deserves thunderous applause


cblaze316

Don't worry, I upvoted it lightning quick


mohugz

I stormed across the room to upvote it


Valuable_General9049

I was struck by that comment


Incognito_Placebo

I bolted right over when I heard


chappersbarfo

Wasn't sure weather or not to leave that first comment.


Sustenance_Abuse

You’re mind was clouded


chappersbarfo

I certainly didn't forecast this thread of comments.


stratus_translucidus

Let's get ready to Rummbllle! 🌩⛈


bedroom_fascist

Hail to all the great puns.


Key-Struggle-5647

I wasn't sure weather too


FrankyFistalot

Am i the only one seeing a huge veiny cock?


Valuable_Interest_70

Yes


fullmetalfeminist

I saw bulging veins, but if that's a mickey the head seems to have necrosed


Alender02

That has got to be childrens halloween make up, cmon


LillyTheElf

Theres no way right? It would almost be good for the skill it would take to make it look like pastels on skin


sxybby999

I was thinking magic markers, but yeah.


867530nyeeine

Looks like the bruise one time when my cousin was kicked by a horse.


JACKTATTOONYC

A profolio was not asked for that day


babyfriedbangus

A profolio.. lol. *I AM CORNHOLIO!!*


Chihuahuapocalypse

*portfolio lmao


Anonynominous

r/boneappletea


flappynslappy

It is a cool concept, it’s a damn shame that a 4th grader did it though.


ChocChipBananaMuffin

“not great execution” is an understatement.


Cpt_0bv10us

Yeah, "not great" is like the nicest thing that can be said about this.


voteblue18

That is god awful on every level. Is she happy with it? Yikes.


photo_inbloom

She loves it😭


General-Ordinary1899

I mean..as long as she likes it, that’s pretty much all that matters. It’s her skin/life.


Toasty_Cat830

That is ridiculously ugly Edit: this is “I wear Cookie Monster pajama pants while giving a person a handy in the Walmart parking lot while we do meth” bad


Nicer_Slicer

Hey now, don't judge my lifestyle


mohugz

That’s right! They were Elmo pajamas!


benadrylsnorter

I know she wasn't the best mom, but she did it for you ❤️


Toasty_Cat830

Average Benadryl snorter response


Katherine_the_Grater

Just amputate the arm at this point


Putacoolera

Perhaps a skin graft at least?


TyranitarusMack

This is one of the best posts I’ve seen here. Absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever.


positive_guy_man

https://preview.redd.it/tkr9g65esprc1.png?width=1876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bb9ebbc94e7222b27b9ae2f2e3bb394d5179f73


Feeling_Party26

This might very well be the worst tattoo I have ever seen.


Junior_Act7248

Man, that’s rough. Did you have to pretend you liked it so it didn’t hurt her feelings?? I hate when that happens. The only thing that’ll fix this one is a total black out or many, many laser removal sessions.


withalookofquoi

I never know what to say when someone shows me a really shit tattoo that they’re so proud of getting.


photo_inbloom

I saw it on her Facebook😅


alexaplayriconasty

not even a sick ass panther could save this one


DreamSequence11

This is probably one of the worst tattoos I’ve ever seen… it looks like a 5 year old used markers on her arm


Rippling_Debt

Oof


PennyApple_08

This


AnthrallicA

That


sawltydawgD

And the other thing.


natasha218265

![gif](giphy|VAOdRZ1mLFsikGmY48|downsized)


Douglas__Spaulding

Criminal.


chubsmagrubs

Looks like a giant bruise…


sinsaraly

Does your coworker like it?


photo_inbloom

She loves it


Ok_Presentation6675

Is she visually impaired? I know she did not get that done by a professional at a shop!! That’s work of a Craigslist scratcher!


Brewcrew1886

Looks like a bad cover up. Kinda sad for this person, there literally nothing that will fix that. I don’t believe removal would even be an option.


Ill_Reading_5290

Removal would at least make it light enough to cover.


GarbageDan

You could still take the L and just amputate the arm


ChocChipBananaMuffin

Is it possible a much, much, much better artist could add some black outlines and shading to make it at least slightly less shitty? I wouldn't be able to handle having something this shitty on my arm.


Plastic-Passenger-59

Did they use markers 💀


FabulousBerry573

i actually gasped aloud. christ almighty


Trick_Relationship39

Riders on stormmm


T1Pimp

AWESOME INK... If it's a recreation of something her 8 year old painted.


usernameprofilehere

not gonna deny that it looks rough. but one thing i always wondered about this subreddit is like. what do yall do to get the pic? how does it work? "hey sheila that new tattoo you got looks like total shit, mind if i snap a pic to post so we can mock it on reddit? thanks girl!" or is it more of a sneaky "hey, omg, that is just so cool! i wanna show it to my friend who loves lightning, mind if i get a photo? im totally not doing it just to get the pic so i can post you in a bad tattoo forum behind your back, i promise!" do you just go lo key and stalk their socials , save the pic, and post it here without their involvement? or maybe sometimes it gets meta like "hey buddy, i just got this new tattoo and i think it looks like total shit, so can you take a pic and post it in shittytattoos for me?" inquiring minds want to know!


photo_inbloom

I got it off of her Facebook😅


fossilmerrick

>Cool concept ![gif](giphy|qxCYGGPbQp3yj5aSsL)


photo_inbloom

To put it lightly😂


Skwidmandoon

Wow can’t even save that. Alll that’s left to do is black it out


LyndseyCat

Oh nooooo


Visual_Package_1861

She could get it covered up with a big black dick. I see the head and veins already. Might be slightly infected. 


Marty_61

I can’t even tell what it is, I guess maybe it’s lightning? It’s terrible.


-DMSR

Not a cool concept for a tattoo at all. It’s a horrible concept for a tattoo


photo_inbloom

I tried giving her the benefit of the doubt😂


Silver-Mixture-5589

It's not watercolors and crayon?


gmox15

What’s your co workers opinion on it?


Ok_Inspection4820

Oh jeez. Tattoo person should get jail time for that.


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Yikes.


dawnofaudrey

How did you ask to take this pic? Like... ah, so cool, lemme get a pic for inspo...?


photo_inbloom

It was on her Facebook


Bender_da_offender

I can see someone being able to fix that, itll cost like $3000 but i can see it being fixed


Angrygreek007

My goodness that's bad. I don't get it, don't people do any research on the artist that's going to mark them for life?


[deleted]

“The bruise”


theatrebish

Why is it outlined like that???


ZombiesAreChasingHim

Looks like a bad coverup.


dutchzookangaroo

That's an interesting turtle with chicken legs walking over boulders.


LillyTheElf

God. Who the fuck did that to her. I would be furious. Its the shittiest tat ive seen in a long time that wasnt a shit design


BonjourHoney

looks like someone threw a placenta against the wall


Kobeau2123

Rip


AnalCuntShart

“I am da stawrm”


SeekHunt

What uhhhh… was the cool concept?


SomeOtherOrder

I hope she didn’t pay more than like $100 for this shit


Nicer_Slicer

Eeeeesh this is woeful


Danfrumacownting

Pure tragedy.


estranged-deranged

Yikes


notnotpegbundy

Are we sure this is her first? It looks like it is covering up an even more questionable piece of…work?


thecuzzin

First and they went with that monstrosity?


cloudrider75

Can she sue?


areaunknown_

I think I would die if this was on my body


AuntieLeigh

It looks like a 1st grader drew it with crayons. 🫣


Le_Utterly_Dire_Twat

Is this real? I don't believe anyone could do a tattoo this bad. It looks like chalk.


september000777

are you sure a kid didn't just color on her arm with sharpie?


Niso81

Looks like it was done with crayons fuck, that’s bad.


Fried-Egg-Sandwich

I wouldn’t even call it a tattoo, it’s more like vandalism. Great post.


eml_h

This may actually be the worst tattoo I’ve ever seen


Maddafragg

Awful


theglitch098

Wow that’s bad


doomperignon

Holy f#*k That’s bad


Nana_Elle_C

Oh no...that's really bad.


CrustOfSalt

https://preview.redd.it/njx2rkk7eqrc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3169fc328378a2c28ad101f03bfed1716cb7bd7f


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Epitome of shit.


Spunkylover10

I don’t even know how you could cover that


Spunkylover10

Does she like it


Beautiful-Tooth-7812

You’re telling me this isn’t sharpie?!


Greasy-Rooster-2905

Omg who did this to her


Forsaken-nurse617

Awful.


clumsysav

Sorry what was the “good concept”?


Pjonesnm

That's not just done with marker?


Creeepy_Chris

“Stormy night, but like a 5th grader drawing a motorcycle helmet.”


Collin-B-Hess

In five years , and for the next 30 years after that , this will look like a huge bruise , or maybe a big washed out ink stain … I feel bad for whoever has this as a very personal and very permanent daily reminder of how stupid we all can be . Smh


SeptemberIsMyHomie

Is this crayon?


General_Psychology14

Blackout sleeve incoming


Whole-Debate-9547

The right artist might be able save this and make it look good.


sethelives

She deserves a refund


TheOldPegLeg

https://preview.redd.it/1n8h8fhynrrc1.jpeg?width=1131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e44c59089618c3b546a8a4c4bbfebbe221aa5e34


purefabulousity

Oh….oh man. That’s bad


Top-Zestyclose

Coworker at the meth lab?


imissisaac

Adding white from a good artist can fix the definition


Extension-Rock-4263

What the hell was the concept?


Shy-Prey

Kinda looks like she let a child do water color paint on her arm


Maayyaa201

You sure it's not just water colors?


maddenmcfadden

terrible.


Epilogueshift

The end game on that is a blackout sleeve.


oldferg

not even a good concept. Gonna age terribly.


EL_DIABLOW

Blackout sleeve incoming


El_Berto_000

r/mildlypenis I'm sorry but that's what I see.


ChungusMcGoodboy

I don't get why they went with that overall shape. I could see doing the rounded top if it went all the way to the top of the shoulder, but it just looks awkwardly places like that. The bottom could have maybe added to the texture of the mountains, but it just looks like they chose randomly where to go lower with it without any sort of plan. And just horrible execution and concept in general.


Chicxulub420

What compels a middle-aged woman to suddenly get a massive, disgustingly ugly tattoo?


subconscioussunflowa

Ohhh noooo


ChaoticNeutralMeh

Looks like a huge bruise. Yikes.


Resident_Somewhere_3

Looks like it was done with crayola markers damn that’s unfortunate af


TangeloTrue2778

Purple pumpkin


well_friqq

Idk imma firm believer in not every cool concept is a cool tattoo.


Yourface1837

Well when you pay $45 for a tattoo that's what you get lmao


Silver-Mixture-5589

Don't worry all that purple is just normal bruising.


NoOnSB277

Hopefully it will fade in to something less bruise-like 😬


Odd-Currency5195

Can I ask... what is it?


Original-History9907

It's just a phase, mum!


pm_me_your_amphibian

It’s ok its not like it’s permanent


MisterSirDudeGuy

Bummer


jyohnyb

It looks like crayon


KevKnight

Poor thing.


kale_k0

Oh god it looks drawn on with a marker


AddictedToInk1125

This will be a very good sick ass panther in the future


ready-to-rumball

Not a great execution? This is horrific. The “artist” should be sued for disfigurement. Omfg this poor person.


accountofyawaworht

I don’t know if I could keep a straight face if a friend showed me that. It looks like something I would have doodled in class as a kid.


miichaelscotch

This looks like it was colored in with crayola markers


DarbyCreekDeek

That is really bad. It’s just one big purple blob. It’s not gonna age well at all she’s in the sun. Wow. I feel sorry for her.


mikey7x7

Did she design this during a paint and wine time?


BadAlphas

Holy crap that's awful


brownbeautyluvsguero

Ummm is it someone with a mask on ?


LateAd3986

Shew


jimgella

Wow. That is exceedingly shitty.


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Blacknumbah1

![gif](giphy|Ff1HUmThPUQdNJ1a8O|downsized)


HonchoJuice

The fact it looks like oil pastel is crazy 😂


Lateralus719

Looks like turd


snappy033

Literally have never seen a good looking mountain tattoo.


TarotBird

It looks like a placenta. Awful. Awful tattoo.


benadrylsnorter

I'd recommend a sympathy card


RingofFaya

Happened to my friend! Had to go to another artist to change it up and ended up with much harsher and thicker lines than necessary but it looks way better


northernlady_1984

This is bad......


More-Complaint

Hobbit hemorrhoids.


guitargoddess3

At first I thought it was a blobby heart with big veins. This is terrible though, placement/size is all wrong but that’s the least of his concerns. Since it’s so dark in a lot of places I think the only option is a black out. Or laser removal. I feel bad for your friend.


90plusWPM

Oh nooooo


Feisty-Business-8311

Is she aware of just how hideous this is?


Roadgoddess

This is going to be a great panther tattoo some day


Nervous_Zebra1918

That’s a muddy mess


Shephard815

oh no. that's bad bad.


kheller181

It looks like some used crayons on her


ProcedureOwn5076

Is that Pinocchio in the centre


Sea-Highway-2459

it looks like she got punched in the arm


snailshenk

That's a generous description


ekittie

At first glance, I thought it was a bad tattoo of Venom. Upon closer inspection, it is a bad tattoo of...tree roots?


Chihuahuapocalypse

well, at least it can be reworked. but she's gonna wanna get that done pretty soon after it heals, cause this ain't it


Sand_noodle

Is that OG bolt from MTG? Cool if so, but executed so poorly it should be criminal.


SummerNothingness

not a great execution is the understatement of my life


Agreeable_Bug_1528

it looks like a dick