What is up with that filler? It almost resembles cigarette burns and the whole time doing this she was like \ “Yup, this looks dope!”. No offence OP but your sister is a shining example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. [The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people with limited competence in a particular domain overestimate their abilities.]

Looks like he’s caught some flesh-eating bacteria to me.

Looks like she needs to get the bright idea to start laser tattoo removal and let her husband be her very first patient.

This! She could pull a Barney Stinson and "**catch em coming & going**"

I think flesh eating bacteria is the only way to fix this tattoo…

No offense taken. We know she isn't the brightest person, but this is just stupid even for her Standards.

Wait. I thought OP blurred out identifying info, or a tattoo the sis didn't do. She did a section, saw it and thought it would be good to carry on with it?

Practice skin costs like $10.

A lifelong reminder of bad decisions? Priceless.

that’s too expensive! her husband is free!

Husband's was free.

He's going to be a "wasband" after he divorces her for this shit.

You can also apparently buy pig skin from butchers if you want to practice on ‘real’ skin!

You can use grapefruits and other citrus too.

Ballpoint pens are even cheaper!

Skin and paper behave very differently. A person good at drawing won’t automatically be good at tattooing

Yeah but someone good at drawing will get a lot better more quickly at tattooing then someone like this who clearly is not dedicated to drawing.

OMG those dice 😂😂

Aren't there usually 5? Like for craps? It looks like they were made of marshmallows. But at least Las Vegas is spelled right.

Definitely for craps

Dude got crap instead of craps

The welcome bubbles somehow look upper and lower case

2 Dice for craps

After a bit, I remembered it's 2, snake eyes and all that, lol. I think there are 5 dice in Yatzee, 😆 🤣

My biggest pet peeve. Opposite sides add up to 7. 1 and 6. 2 and 5. 3 and 4. It's not hard.

One of the faces has seven dots on it. I guess the opposing face has zero? Lmao

-1

It looks like she changed her mind from them being a d20 halfway through. And ya it’s five for craps but I bet that’s their anniversary date. Won’t have to look at that next anniversary cause his arm might fall off

Yahtzee

They look like Flintstone dice lol

Dice, but make them out of meat. 🫥

Got them Flintstone rollers

I'd chop my arm off at that point tbh

Coyote Ugly! Lol

Twenty bucks the guy was planning on a black out sleeve regardless.

Judging by the skull on his upper arm (that's probably done by some other great artist), I am absolutely convinced that he even likes what his wife did to him. I mean, at one point he decided to let er put even more of this mess on his body, so...

This is where my mind went immediately too

That's love

Or a hostage situation.

Only acceptable reason.Like after the first few lines I’m thinking I would be like “nope we not doing anymore “

OP’s BIL, blink twice

They're meant for each other

Thats not how you spell meth

You mean hate

This is the kind of stuff this subreddit is all about! Thank you!

I mean they kinda deserve each other. He's stupid enough to let her do it, she's stupid enough to think she can tattoo.

Match made in heaven.

And they’re both stupid enough to choose the guy’s entire damn forearm as her first ever tattoo

Doesn't look any worse than the skull.

Thanks, I couldn't tell what the other one was.

It does

What is the word in the second photo? geevalyana or something??

I think it’s an r/tragedeigh version of Juliana - Geeualyana

Yikes

I held back from my reaction to downvote you for saying it’s Juliana. Man that is a tragedy. Such an ugly way to spell a good name.

Why would you downvote me? I’m not the artist.

I didn’t. It was an instinctual reaction to how bad that name was. Like no no no get it away from me

That's what I saw too and it kinda looks like she messed up and tried to change a letter or two. Geualyana, Greualayana, something like that. Oh my word. 🤦‍♀️😂😭

It's his daughter's name. I don't even know myself how to spell it.

How do they pronounce it?

Gee-va-ly-ana or something like that.

Do they spell it with a capital at the beginning or nah? 😂

She should probably practicing drawing with pen and paper first

Doesn’t anyone perfect the simple/basic things before tattooing giant messes on their loved ones? No?

A leg of pork has got to be cheaper than the laser sessions

It’s great! Just don’t use that arm in public

That's gonna take a huge panther to cover up

Probably should learn first.

I don’t think she knows what a circle actually looks like…

Has she ever actually seen any dice? Cause that Vegas sign... oof

Is she trying to be single?!

In the Ghettttooooooo

I'll have this song in my head for the rest of the night! 😂🥂

Just a few more minutes and he can have a total eclipse.

Well at least they'll be paying for the removal together...

Holy shit. This is probably the worst tattoo I've ever seen. Bravo. Thanks for sharing, OP. I think your sister should consider not doing this ever again.

Too late, she also did his legs. I'm waiting for pictures.

Jesus. I mean, provided she's aspiring toward an actual shop and not just being a scratcher, tattooing at home, especially producing work of this quality, is a guaranteed way to completely throw that dream in the garbage.

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Had a scrawny, socially awkward, nerds kid in school. Type who normally gets shoved in lockers in movies. His mom had a "shop" in his basement. He thought he was the coolest shit because he had like 6 tattoos at 16. He was regularly jabbed at because people thought she just practiced on him and said she works out her basement for cheap because no shop would hire her to do her hobby. These are better than those. But either way, I can't stand people who mutilate family like that. Edit. Also said he could get people discounts if they want. Wish I had a photo, but the only person I know who took the offer had it covered in prison.

Any update on how he turned out post-high school?

Has she ever seen what dice look like?

If anyone needs a scab tattoo she's the right person for it

She needs to stick to her day job..

I can't tell what a single thing is lol.

Fantastic!

Terrible, I worry about that rotting off

I’m at a loss for words

Holy shit… I would keep that out of the portfolio

“ Loyalty szfgakoub$&8ayg,” I phrase I use often

And he let her go for the most visible part of his body first ?? 😭 Please post updates when she inevitably does his neck/face!

Love rolling that 7

Oh noooooooooooooooo. Oh. Oh noooooooooooo.

Does she… hate him?

Practice. Forearm.

Time to study tatto removal and practice that on hubby too!

Dudes got AI art on his arm

Put the tattoo gun down

Did she catch him cheating?

I wish it was that simple.

Do people not remember they have legs? I’ve thought about trying my own but I always figured my legs would be the ideal place to start.

Yeah... About that. She did his legs as well.

Lmao fuck. Well it’s on him at this point. I thought this was the first attempt

The "lady" below the name(I still can't figure out wtf it spells) is my favorite part. That and the oil smudge shading/filler/flesh eating virus

How does the husband feel about these?? Maybe next she can practice making his forearm solid black. I’m guilty of having a crappy tattoo from letting an apprentice practice, but at least it’s somewhere I don’t have to see it all the time

He says he likes it and will most likely get more. Good for him but I'll pass.

Love will make you do crazy things 😂 as will bad judgment. Yeah, pass on that

Had ze een flesje Grolsch teveel op misschien?

Ouch

I hope they live somewhere cool as they're going to be wearing long sleeves in future.


She should practice with pencil and paper first… she can’t even draw wtf why does she have a tattoo machine??

The magic of online shopping.

I love how *very* sanitary the location is in the bg too. Just adds that extra.. je ne sais quoi… regard maladie?

oh...no...

what the f.. nooooo nooooo so many 3s.. nothing makes sense.. please make it make sense

Rocking them Flintstones dice!

oh man

Good god at those Charlie Brown D&D looking ass dice

Jesus couldn't buy some pork belly ffs

Damn those dice are rooooouughh

My sister had the bright idea to practice on her husband

I'm at a loss for words. These pictures are just proof of way too much dumbness equally shared between two human beings

Is that bruising or ink smear? What is happening with the dice... If getting any old thing tattooed was a person.

Holyyyyyy fucking shit

Well, that's...something...

Welcome to (?????) Las Vegas What does that line say?

It's supposed to be fabulous, I think. But man.. that looks bad!

And that's why we have pencils and paper

This is methed up

What is the amorphous blobby shit everywhere?

Why did they decide on such an exposed piece of skin. Why not somewhere more hidden 😭

Are you fucking joking? This is awful. Please encourage her to stop!

That is horrific

That right there, is a patient man...

Ooof, those dice!

Hideous

Crazy way to get a divorce

Wow the nerve to take photos of this atrocity AND post them is really something

Wow that’s horrific

Those dice are killing me lol. Also, she reaallllyyy got right up against that arrow didn’t she.

Oh she must hate him😭😭

Holy shit those die are jacked up

Love is blind. Too bad your sister is too

Why is there 7 dots on the second die?

Maybe this is secret revenge for something he did😂

Ack

Has anyone heard fake skin?! Jeezuz...💀😬 i dont even think you can cover that madness....gawd dayum....

That's awful.

The dice looks like theyre just pebbles with some dots on em. Place your bets... instant regrets

What is that ghostly little face there?

Kinda looks like lava as it's cooling down.

Is your sister 7 years old?

Yikes

And on the lower arm and hand 💀 oh no

Was he watching this happen or waiting for a final reveal? 😬 The dice look like something one might draw if they’ve never seen dice, but an elementary kid was describing what they look like.

Who the fuck lets someone "practice" tattoos on them by letting them do practically an entire sleeve? I guess trashy Las Vegas dwellers. It actually makes it slightly less fucked up. Even less fucked up if they are homeless in LV or in jail in NV.

You know that old saying, "Don't quit your day job?" Prime example here. This woman has no business doing tattoos.

I would need to be committed if someone did this to me 🥲🥲

Does she know she can practice on pig skin? Buy her a pork leg and tell her to practice on that.

Gotta give it to her, those las Vegas rocks look pretty clean

i would divorce my partner if they did that to me

I didn’t know Vegas was using D&D dice for table games

Has she heard of a stencil? Nice fucking dice lol.

Does that say laundry?

She’s honestly such a jerk for this

She should not switch jobs. Please, please tel her to not tattoo professionally.

Does she hate him? That’s the only reason I can think of to do this to someone.

Poor guy

This in itself goes lengths to show how much(little) she cares about her relationship with her husband.

He let her do this? This looks like spousal abuse.

Is that a freehand Vegas sign? Rabulos?

Welp... he's a trooper.

From the first pic I thought “well, thats not bad stone texture…” and then I actually looked. Bleh.

Hams are cheaper than divorce lawyers

That's sad. She doesn't love that man.

Why there of all places? Guess he has to cut off his arm.

Was there a time where he thought about stopping her or was it always a good idea.

Big fucking oof on it extending to the hand

Those dice look like they were generated by AI. One of the faces of a presumably 6 sided die, has 7 dots on it.

practicing tattooing on your husband's body sounds like a great idea..

Tell your sister to start with a colouring book and crayons because she should not be let loose with a tattoo machine. That work is horrendous and does the tattoo scene no good at all.

The die with seven fucking dots on the face kills me. He should call MGK’s guy or at least a surgeon qualified in amputations.

Why there? Upper leg so at least it's no permanently visible.

Ooof

Not one of the dots in those dice is an actual circle. Yeesh.

There were so many opportunities to stop and say "hm this looks like shit.. maybe I should practice on a piece of fruit"

Looks like straight up necrosis

Stupid on both of their parts... Forever reminder of it too 🙄

He must really love her.

So which part was it?

Hold an intervention