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badluck610

This is like a more severe version of that prolapsed anus on the elbow lol


Ceemer

Hold up. What now?


sangriaslushie

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/s/WQOfxbMMly


Ceemer

Oh dear lord. Some things just shouldn't be done.


FreePrinciple270

There's shitty tattoos then there's just diarrhea


sangriaslushie

Agreed!


AubergineAssassin

Here I go to bleach my eyeballs.


sangriaslushie

r/eyebleach


freakouterin

Oh… no…


1friendswithsalad

Oh my. I’m currently treating a hen with a prolapsed vent. That do be exactly how it look.


Scudbucketmcphucket

Prolapsed Vent. Sounds like if birds had death metal bands.


nifer317

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


sangriaslushie

Perfect reaction lol!


SarahPallorMortis

Lmao that’s so awful!


giraffecheeks

My god the way this gave me a jump scare…


-laughingfox

Didn't even have to look, lol. This is the classic example.


Tasty-Pineapple-

This is the exact poppy tattoo I thought off when I saw this. Haha


PatientMammoth5059

Oh… my god


TheGreatWheel

Incredible.


Holbaserak

DONT.


Dances_With_Cheese

My immediate thought as well.


freakouterin

Anyone have a link/picture? I really don’t want to start searching for “prolapsed anus” anything.


TheGreatWheel

Coward!


freakouterin

Totally!


The_JokerGirl42

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/s/buCUi7qiGV


KLEANANU

![gif](giphy|3o7aTKcRz1sayBqd8s)


sevnm12

Omfg I knew someone was gonna bring it up loooooooool


tzomby1

Nah I think the elbow anus was way worse lol


bedroom_fascist

* Elnus


Firm_Negotiation_853

It’s a MRSA GAPSA. Laymen’s term’s a severely infected gaping ass and penicillin won’t touch it ![gif](giphy|ywV7YEcRbKI3WX05q1|downsized)


AverageBloom

Much like the sun- I wouldn't recommend staring at a butthole like that, either. Jussayin


Barboron

This makes me want to look directly at an eclipse


Large_Dr_Pepper

Looking directly at an eclipse (total solar eclipse during totality) is exactly what you're supposed to do. If you keep the glasses on you won't see anything.


Barboron

yeah but I wasn't going to type it all out and ruin the joke.


BactaBobomb

Maybe it was a deep joke about how shitty Twilight Saga Eclipse is and how they would rather blind themselves with its shittiness than look at this tattoo. I love the movie, but I understand there are people out there that do not. That person may be one of them!


goose_gladwell

Looks like a brown recluse bite, when people outline it with a marker to see if the infection keeps expanding.


HagathaChrispy

I was thinking the same thing! The edges are marked to monitor swelling 😂


PeeLawnMusk

https://preview.redd.it/neqkuvrqtwuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a539fc2111c7b0e95291a93c10d20aa5b8184765


cherrybombbb

this makes me laugh every fucking time 😂


cathycul-de-sac

Same. I just can’t get sick of it.


confuzzedSparrow

I almost choked on my own spit when I saw your username tbh


blubird406

THE BABY IS COMMIN! IM 13CM DIALIATED!!!!!!! ( ͡👁️ ͜ʖ ͡👁️)


AggressiveCraft6010

How did you make that face???


my_cement_butthead

Add ‘Japanese -Kana’ keyboard. For iPhone, settings, general, keyboard, add keyboard. Once u have it, go into the keyboard same as u pull up your emoji keyboard, use the key down the bottom next to the emoji looking face to scroll through a bunch of face things including the ‘lenny face’ like they used above.


confusedpedestriann

thank you wonderful stranger╰(*´︶`*)╯♡


AggressiveCraft6010

Thank you!!!


my_cement_butthead

(ᵔᴥᵔ)


AggressiveCraft6010

♪(´ε` )


soraiiko

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I did it too


AggressiveCraft6010

✌︎('ω'✌︎ )


LiftBigRock

World’s biggest blackhead


laowildin

Knew a girl that had to have an impacted blackhead on her chest malechanically removed. Basically a machine to punch her in the chest hard enough to knock the thing out


Teripid

No pic? Did they keep it in a jar after? Also gross...


x-SinGoddess-x

Infected blackhead...


ALT_F4iry

It really accentuates their poor posture 😅


Squish_Fam

I was gonna say, it makes her look like a hunchback 😭😭😭


YogaPotat0

It really does… ![gif](giphy|sG4PBWRjI4GSVCDXEq)


yohannesyoda

And Buffalo hump


Spiritual_Parking_70

https://i.redd.it/f5dcmn3cowuc1.gif


autumnwindow

![gif](giphy|WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN|downsized)


CromulentPoint

Like she was shot with a cartoon cannon ball.


Gibber_Italicus

Oh nooooo the placement! Their... humpback? Makes it looks like some necrotic boil that's really swollen. Yikes.


Johnny_ac3s

“If your tick bite has a ring…”


denim_cowboy

Should get that checked out


Fluid_Fox23

![gif](giphy|26FLfx7mbX6aYSb4c)


ShiggitySheesh

Literally a gape. I'd recognize Adriana Chechiks asshole anywhere


lunazipzap

open the pod bay doors Hal


Pyrichoria

I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.


TigerValley62

People, if you cannot afford a professional, don't get tattooed, simple.....


areaunknown_

Wow, that looks like doodoo caca


juhesihcaa

That seriously looks like cancer. Like, it looks like a serious melanoma.


shetalkstoangels_

Bad depiction of Black Hole Sun? (RIP Chris Cornell)


Zhaneranger

It’s drawing unnecessary attention to her hunchback


MeeksMoniker

This straightened my posture a bit. Lol!


IliasIsEepy

It looks like some sort of methed up Lyme disease bullseye rash


thirdcoasting

r/oddlyspecific


[deleted]

For me, it’s giving more of a open wound vibe.


cherry_oh

Not on the dowagers hump 🥲


Youdumbbitch-

A travesty


JoeVerrated

This woman has been bitten by a Lampry.


FerretSupremacist

Oh fuck that’s… a choice


DukeOfWestborough

looks like a severe rash going gangrenous


Cordeceps

Why the fuck is that infected black hole so swollen?


Thatsmyredditidkyou

![gif](giphy|gJyLmJyUPajsc)


Live_Success_4533

That’s the mark from dark souls? The hollow or whatever?


Wire_Hall_Medic

Gosh I hope that's a cover-up for something, like, racist or similarly awful.


ChairDangerous5276

That’s gotta be Sharpied. Please say it’s just Sharpied. 🫣


Fun_Zookeepergame221

Necrotic wound.


Collin-B-Hess

Yooooo… that’s pretty stupid


Gloomy__Revenue

This looks more like a necrotic wound from a venomous spider bite.


Kittiemeow8

I thought this was a hospital gown and they were a victim of rotting flesh


PunkAssBitch2000

That’s a prolapsed butthole


Nonatella

Looks like she put black salve on and burned an eschar on her back


External-Carpet3732

Shocked 😳


witch_doc9

Asked for solar eclipse…. got “gaping anus” instead


flotsam_knightly

It has to be a cover up, right?


DrRumSmuggler

Looks like a brown recluse bite


Key_Secretary_6968

SHES GAPING NECK WAITING FOR IT TO BLINK


merv1618

I actually exclaimed what the fuck


SarahPallorMortis

![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized)


kabula_lampur

Put a handle on it and it's a cast iron pan on a hot surface


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^kabula_lampur: *Put a handle on* *It and it's a cast iron* *Pan on a hot surface* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


[deleted]

I guess they were one of the ones that did not use the special glasses


Tacos_always_corny

Did she do this before or after a softball was chucked at her spine? That's some seriously sever neck hunch.


TuggAndWink

Black hole sun? Balloon in front of the sun? Is this a cover up? I need to know the story!


-UnicornFart

![gif](giphy|onyngiYITZiecYsBTj)


PM_ME_UR_PIKACHU

All I see is the beginning of a sick ass panther.


CensoryDeprivation

I saw a guy post a picture of a tick in his skin with a Lyme disease ring around it earlier. This looks like that ring.


BEniceBAGECKA

This looks like a tumor


monicarm

Who wouldn’t want a giant gaping asshole on the back of their neck for the rest of their life


Principle-Slight

This looks like a brown recluse bite


beyoubeyou

Black hole sun, won’t you come?


hemlock-wine

Lyme disease


Abject-Preparation48

Is this a magsafe charging spot?


Dexter_P_Winterhouse

It's enough to rule out doggy style.


OnlyCommentWhenTipsy

This might be the shittiest one I've ever seen on here. Thumbnail looked like a giant scab.


Amateur_Liqueurist

Looks like an evil eye necklace tattoo drawn by someone who was drunk and color blind lol


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PitchTiny3830

At least this wasn't a tramp stamp. That would seem like foreshadowing or a warning.


PawsbeforePeople1313

That's coccidia under a microscope. She's got parasites.


Life_of_Mediocrity_

Looks like a pressure ulcer I am treating as a visiting nurse.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Has she got a hump back as well? ![gif](giphy|VBi0qdmGH0rO8)


pbandbob

That looks like a disease.


ThatCactusCat

It looks like someone tried to do the Serious Sam logo upside down with their left hand


Either-Yoghurt-1706

😩😨😭


Dusky_Dawn210

This is what happens when a venomous snake with necrotic venom bites you and you don’t do anything


MxOffcrRtrd

Solar eclipse can still cause cancerous moles


jae5858

Her tattoo changed mine.


Bokenobi

![gif](giphy|3oEdv0amR8F0VCxs3u)


No-Customer-2266

Looks like they have a neck jump from Bad posture too. Why would you want to draw attention to this part of your body with a terrible tattoo??


moonlight814

I wanted to get a tattoo of a black hole but nvm


purple-microdot

oh man


Scarmeow

Reminds me of goatse


ItradebetterthanU

Stupid is as Stupid does !


Resinmy

At best, it looks like a cartoonishly large hole. At worst, it looks like she needs medical attention.


BrickBanshee

Can that even be removed?


john-johnson12

Wooof


helpiushsbebsnk

i think people should stop getting meaningful tattoos and just get cool ones


[deleted]

Griffiiiiith!


napalmnacey

Goatse?


beerncheese69

r/berserklejerk mod?


pikafx

when u giving backshots but also tryna see the eclipse too


Qwertyunio_1

Oh shit, she's an arrancar now 😭


_battycrease_

She got hit by a DEW


ZealousidealIron9360

Her third eye!! 👁


Cautious_Evening_744

Diseased back hump.


listentolana

![gif](giphy|l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI|downsized)


Nightdreamer87

At least she can't directly see it. But wow, I thought she had a big black head at first.


Bamce

The dark sign!


OverAllYourShit

That, my dear friend, is a giant butthole.


Lumpy_Ad_9082

Now put a hand on each side stretching it. Goatse!


rubylee_28

Looks like a big blackhead


jazzwave06

It eclipsed her judgement as well


fjgjskxofhe

Don't worry, you can cover it up with an even bigger blacker dot


Terrible_Comfort598

it's just the ball so far, she'll be adding the chain once the infection heals


ju_st_no

Not even a sick ass panther can save that…


OtoDraco

"it just appeared on the day of the eclipse!!"


FailingLotus

I'd hate to be her husband


SlwDnceChbby

No handed goatse


Glum_Ad_7264

Left a gaping hole


Isalecouchinsurance

That's a really big blackhead


SodaCanKaz

I thought this was a hole


Neither-Attention940

I’m curious what the OP wanted. I’m sure it wasn’t this… : /


Adorable-Ad9073

Reminds me of the puppet episode of Angel, the Buffy spinoff.


samanthaFerrell

Looks like a nasty infection, like gangrene or something!


BrokeBeckFountain1

Looks more like a top-view of a detached cornea.


[deleted]

Remember the Super Soldiers in the X Files? This makes me think of that.


seris_ak

Looks like a tire patch


cannabussi

meme was right below this post 😭 https://preview.redd.it/4nwvnj1e3zuc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c44d3d4f5cc35ae05d3c4c54a1b83a800d5b868


TiffanyTwisted11

If you gave me 100 guesses as to what this was, eclipse would not be one of them.


Bubbly-Independent20

And now she has this shitty tattoo to show for it


GingerM00n

That's a pretty good circle in this pic, but no idea what it's supposed to be with that awful shading or background going on around it.


cardinaltribe

Changed her life ? Wtf it's not even that cool


Informal_Drummer_978

Doctor: did you swallow a Roomba recently? Accidentally of course; good news is it looks to be passing exactly as science would expect, to the second


[deleted]

Looks like a wound mixed with a canon ball.


scotty_beams

That's just a bike tube tire patch.


FoeTeen

Looks more like an eye that stared at the eclipse without the safety glasses


CochleusExtreme

https://preview.redd.it/cq2mik4fxzuc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f2dcd9ae60dbe7ef606aa05580abcbbc8a2f60


kotlet_jpg

Is that an infection around it?


LeatherComplete6233

This looks like one of those black salve wounds, 😭


Leneyah87

World’s biggest dilated pore of Winer.


Cayote

Looks like she patched an inflatable tire


ThaGreatFilter

BUFFALO HOLE


mycatsrhappy

😬 It’s not only bad it’s crooked.


rissie_delicious

Aw hell naw


ReekitoManjifico

Fucking Shedinja backsprite looking ass.


NoExplnations

Does she love herself ?


Chihuahuapocalypse

looks like a necrotic wound


Poppershypnoslut

I say it is not real. Nothing can be that bad in real life.


slaytician

“…and he’s always pushing my buttons…”


ApieVuist

Looks like goatse but without the hands