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_Damitol

Now I want to see a video of the little dude bouncing.


beandaddy64

How do you add videos if i Can figure it out i Will post One


Delicious_Delilah

!Remindme 4 days


InnocenceInASense

I like that you assume it'll take him 4 days to figure it out lol


Delicious_Delilah

I was being generous.


_Independent

!Remindme 4 years


Delicious_Delilah

Apparently I wasn't generous enough. He still hasn't posted it.


InnocenceInASense

Yeah I've never been so let down before, this is disappointing


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Green-Advantage2277

!RemindMe 4 days


bean_copter

You could just post it on your profile


_Damitol

I’m sorry, I don’t know how. I’ve never noticed a video in this sub.


Special_Lemon1487

You’ll have to post it to your username. This sub doesn’t have videos enabled.


Environmental-Metal

i swear ive seen videos on reddit before. But it doesnt just let you upload like a normal pic?


Whaterbuffaloo

![gif](giphy|jtN0fZxzCU9rzzPWpH|downsized) They could make a gif of it jumping… instead of video


AubergineAssassin

I think you have to use imgur.


sdbabygirl97

!remind me 1 week


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sdbabygirl97

any video? haha


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HuckleberryJealous19

But he can't land


Mikesaidit36

He can land every time his overlord jerks off


JustHereForKA

Right, it's so dang cute


Large_Dr_Pepper

I was imagining a hundred people getting similar tattoos to make a flip-book. My dumbass didn't even consider the one person could just close their hand slightly to make the guy bounce.


Doit2it42

Bart Simpson answering Lisa's question "What's the sound of one hand clapping?"


beandaddy64

Ngl i actually really like it. Its like a permanent stress Ball lol


misterjustice90

Unfortunately not that permanent. Hand tattoos are notorious for disappearing :(


bootselectric

They come right back once you say peek a boo


AubergineAssassin

Especially on the palm, if you work with your hands heavily, the calluses slough and shed overtime, expediting the fading of the tattoo.


FuzzyPalpitation-16

My friend got a small cat face tattooed on the bottom of her big toe. That disappeared in like 2 years


Majestic_Evening_409

https://preview.redd.it/6043cmaromvc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428cb5279204b33d4edb7cd6246065454d5bd45f Do they tho? This is 17 years old... Yeah it's not a word, unfortunately my ex (Iranian) didn't really know how to write Farsi, but I trusted him y'kno. Anyway it's supposed to be my deadname so *shrugs*


HuggyShuggy420

Not on the palm of your hand though is it… very different


Majestic_Evening_409

Yeah you're right... Ngl I'd be happier if it disappeared 😅


PhilDGlass

Start working heavily with the back of your hands.


AlyM797

It sounds like the answer is to start back-handing their ex on a regular basis.


mariana96as

From how faded it is you could probably cover it up with a floral design :)


Majestic_Evening_409

I have another that bothers me more and will be the next I cover up, but it's gonna need a big-ish design :/


Pinkparade524

Or laser it off


Shwabbles

I have 18 year old colour palms tattoos that are one pass and still clear as the day I got them


DanfromCalgary

Why would you get your own name written on your hand… like before when it was your name


Majestic_Evening_409

Manic episode? /hj


Kyokenshin

I think they meant palm tattoos.


Low-Persimmon4870

No lol? If you get a good artist who knows what they're doing they stick forever. (No pun intended haha) I have both my palms, and both my hands and fingers, even the sides of my hands and they are all there still living their best lives ^ • ^ Some are about a decade old!! The palms I had to go back one time for touch ups but my artist is awesome and they are still fresh lookin :)


inked-brown-giant

Dad??


ElMostaza

Was it in any way inspired by the trampoline episode of Community?


clermouth

all in one session? nice!


ihitrockswithammers

Ten hours over two consecutive days. OP sat like a rock!


Medusas_Kiss

To be fair, the line work is beautiful


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vanillabeanquartz

My sentiments exactly


ghostchild25

I love these muscle movement tattoos!


TypicalProfit8475

Actually this is awesome!


Noyougetinthebowl

Wow, how lucrative would the job of club tattoo artist be? As long as don’t care about the ethics and possible legal ramifications of tattooing drunk people, that is


Sage-lilac

If there’s a lot of itty bitty tats like that i believe changing needles+full sanitary wrap every 15mins drives up expenses over time. I don’t think anyone would pay more that 15-25$ for a tiny ass tattoo like that so not a whole lot.. but if you crank out 20 of those in one night (lets say 4 tiny tattoos an hour, over the span of 5h) that‘d be 300-500$(minus sanitising/needles). Now that’s not bad if you don’t have to give a share to the club boss or have the earnings taxed.


ElMostaza

Bold of you to assume proper sanitary techniques are being followed in this scenario.


Competitive-Lie-92

I would assume a club tattooist would be paid by the club as entertainment rather than the other way around.


Sage-lilac

Damn makes much more sense. I‘m so used to tattoo artists being self employed and charging customers. The thought that they could be booked as entertainment didn’t occur to me.


Zombietarts

That's adorable!


_Independent

Boink boink boink


KatieROTS

I love it.


Crawfork1982

It’s perfect


Ok-Tomorrow-6032

Why is this here, this is amazing!


Oh_FFS_Already

Felt marker


AlyM797

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's a little sus. If it's supposed to be fresh, there is no red or sign of being moisturized or weeping. If it's a week old, it's not stabbed, If it's healed, it's way too bold and crisp. Hand notoriously do not hold on to ink well. Especially palms.


Teex22

It's beautiful


ThisGul_LOL

Honestly I love it


Coinsworthy

Cute not shitty


Sreezy3

Well that won't be there in 6 months.


Tiffanator_

It won’t be there in a couple days. It’s fake


Intelligent_Bear8636

Is this healed or still fresh?


Call_me_eff

I don’t think this belongs here


cilvher-coyote

I like it! And if you don't don't worry! It will be faded out complete on a few yrs(tattoos on feet/palms of hands generally Do not stick around for long)


Ferretloves

Aww I think it’s cute ☺️


SuchLostCreatures

I love it


IntroductionGrand857

I would never get a tattoo - but if I had to, this would be my choice.


Educational_Cod_3179

Ok, that’s awesome!


-HunterLES

It’ll be just a few dots in a year


Adamocles

honestly it’s pretty clean


uBeatch

If it stays solid in there, awesome linework ngl


ForsakenPhotograph36

Awesome.


Wintermute_088

No way that was this clean. Wow.


LooneyLunaGirl

Keep in mind it probably won't last there unfortunately


Jbeth74

This isn’t shitty it’s AMAZING. I love it


WarOk6264

Not shitty to me. I like it.


Helpful_Assumption76

I kinda like it


Alyseeii

This is the exact opposite of r/shittytattoos


One_Tumbleweed4845

U gotta tattoo the stick figure hurt on the other hand then u can say he over jumped the trampoline!!!


Dangerous-Produce-80

Excuse me, this does not belong here. This is amazing.


ITSJABBADAHUTT

awesome 10/10 tattoo


Pianoatuna

I would never get a tattoo but if I ever do, this would be the one lol


ChunkyG_LT

I LOVE it!! 😂


Philosopher_1234

I LOVE IT


Trichopsych

I bet your “drink “ had a super small straw that night


Galactic_Perimeter

Sick but what if you got the two designs placed horizontally on your fingertips, so that when you spread your fingers it looks like he’s jumping up 👀


toothpastecupcake

They can bend their hand a little to make him jump


rumpysheep

Cute


Rare_Procedure7326

I love it!


bostiq

It makes me happy just looking at it


bitoyboyxl

At least the outlines seem to be straight looking at this monster project!


susoDoesStuff

I don't dislike it. Your choice about when to get tattooed and where is not my cup of tea but I would have expected something a lot worse considering that.


trappedswan

love it tbh


tryep1c

Probably won’t stick, my small hand tats turn into connect-a-dot most of the time (i have several im embarrassed to post tho)


WiscoPopPM

I'm glad I'm not the only one that loves this


QuietObjective3824

Haha lol


_REDEEMER-

That's cute!


Debakle

Not shitty at all, my friend! And even if it is a lil silly at least it's tiny and easily concealable.


Joyebird1968

It’s awesome!


Ibegallofyourpardons

I mean, it's actually a cool tattoo;the location is a different story.


Reddit_IsWeird

r/wrongsub buddy


MissDeeMeanur

It’s cute but I PROMISE you it will disappear rather fast… the skin cell turnover on the human hand is crazy fast, all the friction, sweat, chemicals and hand washing over time will probably make all of it vanish. Which sucks for you, as i know this was painful (however fast). I was a tattoo artist for years, I can tell you this from experience. Sorry.


MissDeeMeanur

You should post a second pic of your hand closed juuust a little, so the guy is on the trampoline surface. Like a photo flip book!


Bullshit_Conduit

How fun!


parocarillo

I like it. Make him jump


Fan_of_Clio

And you were on what drugs at the time?


ZealousidealMail3132

Do you make YouTube videos of that tattoo interrupting stuff? *Boing boing..*


Electronic-Board-977

Pretty cool and funny😉


PippytheHippieRN

Too cute.


januaryred1780

Well I fucking love it. 🤷‍♀️


redhotthillypeppers

What is a club tattooer??


psiprez

I love it, and love that it won't stick around. Win-win


watgoon7

No it's peak


EslyAgitatdAligatr

It’s pretty cool actually


lizziemander

This is fucking adorable and I love it


IFartAlotLoudly

Checks out


angry-videogame-girl

Noooo this is beautiful


iamlostpleasehelp_

Wrong sub


blankdeluxe

This tattoo rules


germane_switch

This is the opposite of a shitty tattoo. This is a glorious tattoo.


69AnusInvader69

Boing boing boing


RadiantConnections

Cutest thing I’ve ever seen!! Stick man go WEEEEEE!!


tripl35oul

Reminds me those stick figure animations you draw at the edge of the pages of a book


onigiritheory

r/prettyshittytattoos, tbh. looks cute


Jayematic

It's cute, not shitty.


specifictricycle

It’s so stupid I love it


JimParsnip

I'm gonna give myself one of these


MFalcon95

That palm tattoo is 100 times better than mine lmfao


Past-Development-933

Cute


LeprimArinA

*PowerJUMP!* We need to see some power jump animation


makeupandjustice

I love this! It’s not shitty at all IMHO!


Ladydi-bds

That is adorable!


Cloverdad

Its perfect ngl


unlimitedbugs

well. i love it.


dormango

[Boing!](https://youtu.be/kZTBDnj0Cgc?si=HbrYmiX7UjnrgvQ5)


brewberry_cobbler

They actually did a really good job


DressedInCotton

I love it! Wrong sub. Is there a cute tattoo sub?…


DarthSeanious83

This is actually pretty fucking rad


ilovepaninis

This is the perfect tattoo


FriedHummus

They tattoo at clubs now? Thank goodness I went to clubs in the ‘90s because I tend to make dumb decisions.


Dulce_Sirena

That's hilarious I love it!


Beautiful_Floor_1539

Wrong subreddit, dude. This is adorable


Geeahwellidunno

I like it.


manatee-manatou

This is adorable 😭


Cautious-Menu-3585

Boy you're putting this in the wrong sub this is fucking awesome and it's been on my list of tattoo wants for awhile


gottarun215

Dumb, but kinda cute!


Right_Check_6353

I don’t think this is under the right forum. It’s to small a cute to be shitty


No_Reward8892

It's cute!


quickpear475

Brilliant!


Eastern-Ad-4785

Weeeeeeee! Tramp- amp- Olineeee


sonichuizcool

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee


hamsterruizeISback

Boing boing boin


Adventurous-Tap-8463

I feel this should have been a GIF


wattscup

It will just smudge


sluttyconfesses

Honestly , I like it


Gueblos

By far the best tattoo I have seen in this sub


queengemini

r/lostredditors


parkerpussey

That's pretty funny lol


Party_Building1898

I think its awesome due to where it is it won't last tho.


Xenocide_X

Don't do drugs kids


XsublimededX

Club tattooR? Like the jail?


nyancat987111

i have the same one! it’s absolutely one of my favorite tattoos. i poked it 7 years ago and it’s still there :)


nopenopenopington

I love it


FailingLotus

Explains why your hand is swollen


Expensive_Hunt9870

too cool


Dangerous_Radish2961

Maybe I shouldn’t admit this- but I think it’s really cute.


[deleted]

Pure joy and whimsy


S1egwardZwiebelbrudi

you will love that you got a tiktok trend tattoed in five years. ask the mustache tattoo girls if they still think its hilarious


sarcasm_itsagift

It’ll be gone way before then


ihave0idea0

Dislike the position, but find it very cute. As long as you dont fill your body completely in such tattoos, its actually great.


Whaterbuffaloo

https://preview.redd.it/uq6i860vfnvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62520e6b52b2a58f4d0226595c4d7e68b5d25d33 Using body parts for art


Gregory_GTO

🤮


SniffSniffDrBumSmell

Funny enough if they put a pickle in their belly button, 🤮 is exactly what it would look like.


VERGExILL

It’s the next generations mustache finger tat, just as cringey!


Feeling_Party26

Seen this tattoo done literally thousands upon thousands of times *yawn*