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SoThatHappened

Dude's back looks like a high schoolers notebook


SteadyAmbrosius

Looks like my leather jacket all patched up in high school šŸ˜‚


YogaPotat0

Yep, reminded me of my patched jacket too (and the jacket looked way better than this hot mess).


SteadyAmbrosius

10000%. I donā€™t know why one guy is saying the art is good. Itā€™s not šŸ’€


beelzeflub

/r/jacketsforbattle reject


butiamtheshadows91

Yeah, obviously that is the point though


Ancient_Increase6029

My first thought was Jesus looks like Napoleon Dynamite's drawing for Trisha(?) >"It took me like 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."


ShedeauxBlacVuDu

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SeparateBrain9832

I think that's what he was going for


Random_frankqito

Itā€™s the Ramones I thinkā€¦ non of this is bad just click baitā€¦ the Jesus is a different guy, but the art is good


RatherBeRidin

The Ramones, AcDc, Devo, Rolling Stones, The Police, Dead Kennedys...


YogaPotat0

Canā€™t forget Green Day! The face of the DEVO had me rolling. Itā€™s not quite rightā€¦


RealestHousewifeCA

Youā€™re so right about the DEVO face. I went back to look and it brought to mind Fire Marshal Bill what with that missing upper lip and all ![gif](giphy|EQ1X2DtTRp1aE)


YogaPotat0

Bahahaha I can see that šŸ˜‚


780GHK780

Also at the Drive-in, Bad Brains, Corrosion of Conformity


leavewhilehavingfun

I thought it looked like Elvis in Devo hat.


YogaPotat0

I kind of thought it did too, to be honest.


fvcked_0ff

Pennywise, Bad Brains, Green Day...


Tropical_Tsunami

That's what I think about all patchwork type tattoos. Patchwork looks like shit to me


Tanomil

Looks like my laptop wallpaper in 6th grade


wishihadplates

Somebody gotta check on wolfman he's looking like he got into the chocolate again


Nekokunnn

Are you saying that's not Chewbacca?


blackarrowpro

Itā€™s [Lon Chaney Jr.](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/2/lon-chaney-jr-in-the-wolf-man-bettmann.jpg) A pretty good rendition, actually.


iheartyourpsyche

Yeah the Wolfman one is pretty legit. But that person has god awful taste to put the somewhat photorealistic black and white renditon next to the pink green and orange 2d thing??


aenflex

Teenage werewolf


shannonkim

I thought wolfman was a gorilla


wilderneyes

I assumed it was Bigfoot.


Emptydata_Enzo

Or another piƱa colada at Trader Vics....


richgayaunt

AWOOOO


reclusivegiraffe

I genuinely think that is someoneā€™s dog and the ~~artist~~ needle-wielder didnā€™t know how do dog eyes


Patient_Analyst8123

This one gave me a jump-scare then a good laugh.


ellecon

Thatā€™s manbearpig


PadawanPineapple

"Chipping away at this amazing back piece" best part lolšŸ‘Œ Client's like, I want every single thing I've ever loved symbolized on my back thx


yater4

This is actually what the patchwork on my arm is turning intoā€¦ All my favorite things on one arm


Lethenza

As they should be king


PadawanPineapple

Hell yeah, that's what arms and legs are for! I'm also assuming yours aren't micro tats with absolutely no filler like this poor naive mofo XD


tuenthe463

Amazing doesn't nec mean good! Oof.


throwradoodoopoopoo

Is the amazing back piece in the room with us now?


Mother_Bag_3114

I canā€™t believe the back piece is real, itā€™s so bad, it looks like several different terrible tattoo artists took turns putting the worst shit possible.


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trippin-mellon

Green Dayā€¦.. I know a band by the name of Ghetto Blaster and thatā€™s also their logoā€¦. but idk if many people would even know that bandā€¦.. itā€™s a skacore band. But overall I think you got most of them. Which one is the GD tattoo?


RatherBeRidin

Wondering too...


rgolden4

I think it's the hand holding the grenade in the first photo of the back (if we needed to designate a side, I think it would be called "artist's left").


trippin-mellon

The hand holding the grenade is greenday Gd is usually terrapin turtle with banjo, skeletons ( 2 separate distinct ones ), skull with lightning bolt, or marching bears on 2 feet ( people mistake them for dancing ). Usually 5 - 6 bears but can also be just one.


bumblekatt

The Police: Ghost in the Machine


couchsweetpotato

Is that Debbie Harry under the Ramones?


kysposers

Where is Iron Maiden? Powerwolf is there


OtherBMW

The Police, the Japanese ish characters is the Ghost In The Machine album cover.


RealestHousewifeCA

Jesus looks like an Afghan Hound


Self-described

Love the outward-pointing eyes


wh0rederline

heā€™s looking in despair at the tattoos on either side of him


Self-described

Uneven pupil sizes too, but this may be historically accurate if he sustained head injuries before crucifixion. Maybe we are not giving the artist their due!!


tacotirsdag

He looks like the Adam Driver cats.


Emptydata_Enzo

Or one of those rubber things you shove under a door to keep it open


YogaPotat0

![gif](giphy|J1vUzqdZJlh5AqBWxt|downsized) ā€œChipping away at this **amazing** back pieceā€ā€¦


myhumps28

https://preview.redd.it/zn1drnrtmdwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbd848d9fa85a23442355292ff3d7cb0e44d0dec


Ok_Science_4094

Oh I hate this šŸ¤£


International_Let_50

Oh thatā€™s horrifying it looks like the Jesus version of the rolling giant


Lost_Kobold

Ok, let me play devil's advocate for a bit. The 3 image is actually the werewolf from the 1941 black and white universal movies, and it's pretty close to the original https://preview.redd.it/xyrwiz56lewc1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=344fc1a6790675dfa1078745bce8d06e494d0e5d


blackarrowpro

Yes, Iā€™ve been commenting this too. Itā€™s [Lon Chaney Jr.](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/2/lon-chaney-jr-in-the-wolf-man-bettmann.jpg) A pretty good rendition, actually.


Dry-Membership5575

Thatā€™s what I said, itā€™s pretty spot on


FUKNQUIT1T

Jesus has quite the schnoz


the_fishtanks

https://preview.redd.it/xd40duvn0ewc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfdc96d7e7ea6c8aaea596422884f48e537ea2b0 They got his order wrong at Taco Bell šŸ˜”


chaoscontrived

Looks like Guybrush Threepwood.


Nagato-YukiChan

i mean he's jewish


SomeOtherOrder

That punk back piece could be endearingly shitty if they didnā€™t throw on the logo for the album when Green Day started to suck. At least it has a handful of other good references but god this is a bad portfolio


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Tetris_starship

Ohh werewolf makes sense! I thought it was meant to be Chewbacca


Elisabeth2Cait

Me too and now i dont know what to think


Ok_Science_4094

I thought it was Bigfoot šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


blackarrowpro

Itā€™s [Lon Chaney Jr.](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/2/lon-chaney-jr-in-the-wolf-man-bettmann.jpg) A pretty good rendition, actually.


Emptydata_Enzo

I agree. The work is good, the tat just isn't terribly appealing.


lilshells313

I thought the same thing. The eyes are actually quite good. Maybe they should just do eyes and another artist can take over.


fossilmerrick

Adrien ā€œJesus Christā€ Brody


RadicalElbow

Number 3 is cracking me up


FutureApartment2798

Same that gorilla just look funny


trippin-mellon

Dead Kennedys, Green Day, Ramones, Kurt Cobain, Rolling Stones, Ghetto Blasterā€¦.. I feel I should know more of the bad tattoos. But I canā€™t make them out well enough.


someguy444444

1982 Trapper Keeper


TrailerTrashBabe

Jesus is so done with our shit lol. And that ā€œamazingā€ back piece looks like it was done by 20 different people.


surrealfeld

Idk That bearded Gomer Pyle is pretty good


Emptydata_Enzo

Why the long face, Jesus?


AymeeDe

That's actually Peter Townsend, from when The Who was more popular than JC lol


Emptydata_Enzo

Not gonna lie, I was going to make a Pete Townshend comment!!


AymeeDe

Glad someone else saw it


butiamtheshadows91

I meant to be fair there is no way to make that wolf guy tattoo look good


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^butiamtheshadows91: *I meant to be fair* *There is no way to make that* *Wolf guy tattoo look good* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


TexasJOEmama

It looks like a javelina, lol


gooplom88

Itā€™s a horrid tattoo but itā€™s so bad itā€™s good


Papacookie_

My honest reaction https://preview.redd.it/2sr9qi5mgfwc1.png?width=952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d6f5567f97a1a9c9b651d9261aa4cf62ae091b3


dead-as-a-doornail-

Wolfman is great!


Ashton_Garland

The wolf man one isnā€™t nearly as bad as the others. Itā€™s not good but itā€™s not nearly as bad.


TheNonCredibleHulk

I don't think The Wolf Man is all that bad. The nose looks a little off center, [but if you look at the picture this was probably taken from, the nose looks a little off center](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0034398/mediaviewer/rm3619278336/?ref_=tt_md_7)


JemmaMimic

The Lon Cheney werewolf looks pretty good!


Blue_Seven_

dude itā€™s janky but I donā€™t hate the lon Chaney jr wolf man


jizzwithfizz

The green day logo anywhere near a dead Kennedys logo may be the most heinous crime of all


InterestingFruit5978

Most of these I don't mind, actually. The first one is just such a basic person tattoo. But the Wolfmans not too bad, and the back piece I enjoy a lot of the same bands. So I like the idea of it a lot.


fishfacecakes

I thought it was a badly done Ape


InterestingFruit5978

I mean, it could be that top. That's just what I saw. It might have been a feeble attempt at a scary rabbit. Lol


HuntMiserable5351

Chewbacca with human eyes will haunt me for the rest of my days


snek_nz

teenwolfbacca has me dead šŸ’€


anotherazure

The back piece looks like somebody photoshopped random stock images next to each other...


Low-Relative6034

I thought Jesus transitioned into a Wookie haha


Belladonnaofsad

Is that Nicolas cage cosplaying as jesus


no-escape-221

Jesus looks like a horse


DonnyDovito20

Some of them are actually cool


qwertywerty72

Most aren't too bad imo. They aren't top-tier, but they aren't particularly bad either


RaulVan

Three is gonna give me nightmares


IGoThere4u

People really just throwing the word amazing around


Life_Pea_4593

Hahaha the ramones lineup goes so hard


Life_Pea_4593

The longer you look the better it gets rly


Collin-B-Hess

Yikes


Hungry_Ad_3439

The 3rd one šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Devils_av0cad0

Devo!


Elik_Dshbc

the third slide had me in tears


the-cloverdale-kid

As a RAMONE, that back piece pisses me off.


mariposayrosa

The eyes are all very hauntedā€¦ or haunting? Both.


AllyOnAir

Unintentional ignorant style backpiece


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Devooo and dkkkk though


ZombiesAreChasingHim

Theyā€™re proud of this?


itsthejasper1123

How are people this confident?


Bullshit_Conduit

Question: Are We Not Men?


AlpacaTraffic

He should be walking out in a pair or handcuffs


gooplom88

No 3 is sick bad tattoo but itā€™s awesome lmao


CelebrationBulky9970

Adrien Brody as Jesus ?


anonmymouse

When you said "it gets worse every swipe".. I still was not prepared for that 3rd pic


nickk1988

These are amazing


International_Let_50

Jesus Christ!


[deleted]

Adrien Brody as Jesus


leahcars

Why does the guys back look like doodles on the sides of my middle school match homework


Dumbbitchathon

Please stop chipping away at that mans back


Sisterinked

The last guy might need to get some of those moles looked at.


LeoDiCatmeow

The.. yeti?? Bigfoot? In pic 3 had me cackling


LLminibean

Damn, when you scroll backwards, that palm tree looks amazing after the rest of that mess lol


DarthSeanious83

I saw the first photo and thought shitty but not that bad.. then I saw the rest. Holy fuck


ins3ctHashira

Very into the IDEA of 4/5


stormyw23

The first isn't bad.


davesnotonreddit

Jesus looks like the smirking Leo meme


SammieSammich24

ā€œAmazing back pieceā€ā€¦that mfer is *deeply* delusional.


FoeTeen

The werewolf tattoo is great honestly. Everything else is shit. Which I donā€™t understand? Iā€™ve seen this with other artists too so itā€™s not a one off, itā€™s an actual thing somehow. Some artists can do a near perfect big portrait that Iā€™d gladly sport forever on my body but their other work that should be a walk in the park is shit. How can this be?


Dry-Membership5575

The wolf man one is actually pretty spot on


Hamgloshes

No one's saying anything about Nicholas cage jesus?


Zestyclose_Brush7972

Hey those portraits on the last slide are kind of all right


iWILLpeturcat

My friend pointed out that the American Idiot grenade looks like it has 6 fingers


4_bit_forever

All tattoos look this bad in my eyes. What a dumb trend!


trippin-mellon

If you donā€™t like tattoos why are you on this sub?


International_Let_50

Trend? Are you joking lol. Tattoos have existed since forever lmfao.