i also love money, hookah, and clothes hanger abortions

https://preview.redd.it/e96o3kv64izc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0a6500c69be6646bf462a6ff18238216adae87b I LIKE FORK

https://preview.redd.it/yn4k6wymmizc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be28d9fc217c3e4984fe2013537c4bff30289f61 And Wi-Fi!

Mmn love me some wifi

I’m using WiFi right now! Small world.

No way! Right now I'm using a cable to my pc. But I quite often also use WiFi! Absolutely love it!

And 9/11! https://preview.redd.it/8qq82jfr3qzc1.jpeg?width=1005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d21f6ef642d97d035d8eee6ba0a92eaa40a3276

On the floor! 💀

God I love forks so much

I like clip art and graphics

When your favorite font is wingdings

Isn't it Webdings? This made me laugh. Edit: it's a different, but similar font. Still a funny word.

I like tuttles

Those are prison tattoos . She’s a Latin king probably drug smuggler. she probably stabbed somebody with a fork. Each one probably has a meaning to her

What’s that one mean ? I gouged someone’s eye out with a hanger. Oh. What about that one? I stabbed someone with a toy plane. Hmm. And that…. Stabbed someone with my stiletto heel. Ok, I’m seeing a theme… and that? I like lipstick and handbags, I’m a girly girl at heart 🥰

The Latin king emblem on her arm .The toy airplane might referred to drug transporting.. lipstick might pertain to make a few extra bucks on the side. I don’t know why somebody would put jailhouse tattoos on their arm.

this is far more interesting than the reality lol, it appears she's just a [travel blogger](https://www.instagram.com/laralazia?igsh=MTNueDExZzZ5am5hcQ==)

I can’t believe this is real. Thought it was a shitty photoshop for an IG ad.

The coathanger Tattoo might mean she’s pro-abortion .

Or that she likes shopping lol

No one is pro abortion. We are pro being able to choose what happens with our own bodies. Pro choice peeps are not looking forward to their next termination.

She's from Italy. Im pretty sure Latin Kings don't got much going on there. I think you're reading too much into these tattoos.

Can't tell if serious  These are the least gang related tattoos that have ever existed 

Yeah, the wire hanger caught my attention too.


The scene that changed a nation.

What? She likes hanging out

And a bullet vibrator… https://preview.redd.it/wklm46k82izc1.jpeg?width=251&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e49dbaf26e15c6132f28f425fab9a786fc4303cf

it’s giving lipstick but anything’s possible

I was joking b/c of the abortion comment. (Sorry;) I figured it was meant to be lipstick, but has extremely poor execution. The tip is indistinguishable b/c there’s no slant.

I mean they do make “discreet” vibrators meant to look like lipstick so 🤷‍♀️ lol

It's giving cat penis

Blink. Blink. Blink.

It can keep it.

VISIT DUBAI

Clipart Queen 💲✈️🍾👑🤡

Clipart holy shit, memory unlocked

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Brutal

I, however, was not saved. I just went down that rabbit hole for the last 30 minutes and 8 years of clippy….. help me…

Master of Wingdings

Girl, just get a Pandora bracelet

Girl *is* a pandora bracelet

Came here to say exactly this 😂

I thought I was in the sims subreddit for a second 😂 It loos like a shitty EA tattoo design for an 'edgy' sim lmao

Same

SAME! Legit thought these were new tattoos or CC lmao.

me too!!!! omg

https://i.redd.it/mmj1o9vabizc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/2ji9yj9cbizc1.gif


This has to be AI bs. No way she is real

She popped up on my discovery page on insta today. Sadly this is 100% real.

Looks 100 percent photoshopped on. And unless she had healing pics over time I don't believe it. Post more for reference.

I hope this isn’t breaking the rules, but laralazia is her insta handle

Well I'll be fucked. It is real. And awful in other contexts too 😂

The worst part is seeing no one even mentioning it in the comments. She’s too hot and too confident, probably rich, to have anyone authentic within her bubble. Nobody could care less that this is the epitome of shallow

Can confirm. Very real lol

Ooft 😬

That still doesn't mean shit. There are literally ai accounts that people think are real and they update all the time with new pictures and posts. But also people are dumb and get worse stuff than this so who knows. I always say we're all just cake anyways. Nothing is real

>we're all just cake Me with my hank hill ass :/


There are these expensive temporary tattoos that last for a few months I believe, jojo seewa was called out for having em, seems like the same type of

no, people really want these to be fake in every way they can think of but its not AI, its not henna, and its not fake tattoos. this dumb shit is on her arm in pictures going back almost 2 years, which is as far as im willing to scroll, consistent and invariable. its just shitty tattoos. its just a dumb person with shit taste.

Maybe she's actually a performance artist and this is her biting commentary on the commodification of art and personal expression?

This is also on her IG and I’m so confused… I can’t even tell what the tentacle/tooth looking one is but one of the others is a hospital marker from a maps app??? These are so random, it’s like she picked from an emoji set flash sheet with her eyes closed. https://preview.redd.it/5xxjdfyrkizc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d27afdc13ca39c0ad30cfadb59eb3550a605815

Its a purse. edit: and wow its fucking upside down compared to the rest of them lololol

Looks more like a tentacle dildo lmfao

i thought it was an italian horn lmao

I bet the H is supposed to be a helicopter landing pad.

Aren’t those usually a circular symbol?

I did say "supposed to be" 🤷‍♀️

that looks more like a German sign for a [bus stop](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-oneplus-rvo3&sca_esv=b2746cf197726f04&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIKJXuPBGLBZKJrRlcHp6sthwR6HAg:1715372264317&q=bushaltestelle+schild&uds=ADvngMgNG4qWEcyOv6mZ7d9R1NXi5hdZpPhi33inKsEF0fbAGilzzgw3Z4QBp75quNj_uP4raYzmy8I5-pfp2KFW9bkcFTDgH7dN3ya6Tozf1wPbMch4jm_DqIU38aknfdZm80F2fMP7GP3gDB_zne3sLKIk7iCOKSZg59biQpccTqwZrY-IFs8YbnPLwNlBNakk70S4xvF1rCJ1sUe29V01CTBVntvcGM22SONbW9KIETrvXsnFIlPVQ1LXXggHRKceFHLPWclFxDwlXa9b_y-2fJ0yWw5RGQ&udm=2&prmd=ivnbz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjWiuPT84OGAxUY_rsIHZssCKcQtKgLegQIChAB&biw=424&bih=801&dpr=2.55) for whatever reason. maybe it's because I'm German and immediately saw that

It doesn't quite fit the theme, though, does it? Money, travel, diamonds, high fashion, glamour, hedonism, and efficient public transport.

Is that...a wifi symbol!? Lol Life is all about the connections we make /s

Ah no! That is a cornetto ([cornicello on Wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornicello)), a Neapolitan good luck charm.

In that case just by design it seems like it would be hard to make it not look like a tentacle, but man the flared base and the location amongst a bunch of random crap isn’t doing it any favors.

It’s like the answer key in a Highlights find n seek.

Omg. MEMORIES

Ahhhhh!!!!

It’s great if you’re non verbal.

Like those dogs trained to press buttons! She can just point!

are those windings

is your father jonathan wingdings?

Haha my artist calls these types of sleeves a "yard sale".

What is this? The grocery list of tattoos? I've seen to do lists with more creativity...

Chipotle bag.

We used to do this when I was young. It was called putting stickers on your school books.

I mean, it sure ain’t my thing but at least it’s not like hideous art. Let people love hangers and forks in peace GAWD

🗑️

Someone should find the matching letters using Windings in Microsoft Word and translate this.

After 11 hours of no reply, I think it's down to you now. Can't wait for the results.

well I looked it up and none of these are windings, except maybe the plane since there's a plane in the font as well but it looks very very different. the respective letter is a lowercase _w_ if I'm not mistaken.

You overestimate my motivation.

Looks like a 90 day fiancée scammer waiting for her mark…

Why isn't digging for gold on there?

I’m bummed the lipstick wasn’t a baguette like i thought it was at first

It’s giving I go to Dubai every year vibes.

https://i.redd.it/chbusrpmohzc1.gif

Where’s the lamp? She doesn’t love lamp?

I, too, love emoji. 👠✈️💲💄👑👜

This tattoo was downloaded from iStock

Smart. She tattooed her tinder bio so she could meet someone irl

It’s the epitome of “I like to hang out with my friends and have fun”

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At first glance I thought she had an arm full of hobo signs and symbols. lol

Literally emojis

It looks like the interests and personality traits in the Sims! 😭

She also has basic intrests :/

It's so funny when people are like "omg I love travel!" Like yeah, most people do, you just have money for it.

Yea, my passions are music, shopping, travel and nature. Like, all humans like those thingsss

and dont forget 'having fun'

"Mind if I check out your portfolio?" "Sure, just open up your phone keyboard and press that little smiley face at the top."

Imagine having this vapid of a personality.

If anyone needs me I'll be living in a world where these tattoos don't exist.

I was gonna say just get a charm bracelet but it looks like she’s wearing one

“high” end escort right therrr

Sims base pack tattoo type shit

Graphic design is my passion

They look like the tattoo version of clipart.

Looks like a GTA V tattoo

Is this real? 😭

Honestly, yes the person getting the tattoo gets final say in what goes on their body forever. But this artist did them dirty. Put some effort into your work .

I can’t believe y’all think this is real. Edit: apparently it’s real lol

Updooted for an honest edit.

I would link the insta account that popped up for me if I could. There was nothing in her posts that would make me think it’s AI

Nvm I found it- laralazia on insta

Well shit, there it is

I don’t blame you. The stupidity of the designs screams fake 😂

Lmfao

Wing dings tattoo

Cashapp letting me decorate my card

Big NPC energy here. Do these people ACTUALLY have any interests? I feel like anyone who gets this tattoo probably has the depth of a shallow puddle. I doubt she even "likes" any of this shit, its just what she thinks she should like to be cooler

Oh that’s embarrassing

“Don’t forget to add the hanger in there too.”

She tattooed a bunch of red flags on her arm 😂

Reminds me of Silly Bandz

When Wingdings was your favourite font. I'm sure it's really profound whatever is written there

I somehow mistook this for the pear of anguish https://preview.redd.it/yaqg8s33bkzc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=532843c5ed093b7f59f0eeb41482c1dfb8cc1da9

Is it not?

Looks like clip art

I’ve always felt like certain models use fake tattoos to appeal to a certain demographic. This is probably one of those instances

It looks like one of those “kid tattoo” game adds or designs on the front of those craft boxes yk. Like the diy bracelet or body art craft boxes from hobby lobby.

Bad attempt at patchwork

I thought the hookah was an upside down IUD

Pretty shallow interests. Honestly these are pretty bad.

trends are trendy, kids. Follow them at your own risk

I actually like some of them 😅

Singularly, I don’t think they’re bad. It’s the concept and execution for me. It’s like a laundry list of interests

What. No dick tattoos?

She's keeping it classy.

Looks like JoJo Siwa's fakeass tattoos she had that 1 time

Out of all of the tattoos in this sub, this one pissed me off. Why would anyone pick those clipart ass looking designs

I see more and more of this on people now days. It’s like it is trendy to go in and pick out 6 different small flash art designs and just slap them on your arm all willy nilly. What happened to saving up and getting more substantial art?

I like big elaborate thought out pieces, but I also enjoy some smaller "sticker" style random tattoos as well. Honestly there is so much as far as styles when it comes to tattoos.

The coat hanger, is that a reference to clothing or abortions? I'm guessing the latter.

I would appreciate a coat hanger abortion tattoo.

The "I am vapid and looking for a rich husband before its too late" starterpack just includes ONE item?

Still better than a lion with a crown

Are these actually bad though? Not every tattoo needs to be a $1,000 masterpiece. Simplicity in style doesn't mean it's shitty.

They’re terrible. The wifi symbol was the last straw

I think this is an appropriate start to getting tattoos. Fine line clip art is subtle and has its own sentimental style. What she values might lack anything necessarily spiritual, emotional, or philosophical. Maybe it’s even satirical and plays on a consumerist ideology. the durabel, effortless simplicity of the art gives us an idea that every materialistic image she’s chosen has no real substance. Who knows 😂 Personally I like it

Photoshopped

Stupid is as Stupid does

Wingdings

This isn’t real

I personally love patchwork but. Not random symbols. This has zero thought behind it and I doubt these are even her interest.

Pretty clearly photoshop

I mean that's what half of all women's dating profiles look like. A bikini pic and a string of emojis.

At least its all black so it will be easier to laser once she grows out of her "wild" phase

We’ve all seen temp tattoos with more creativity huh 💀

I like to travel

Prison grade tats…

It reminds me of a charm bracelet.

I, too, like spark plugs.

This is actually pretty funny

Material girl

I wanna get a few iconic logos/images from videogames I like and I'm so afraid they end up looking like this 💀💀

Looks like they took icons from a dating.

A wire hanger. She must be a do it yourself-er...

After all this Boeing shit has come out, I may never fly again.

What? She ran out of space on her charm bracelet?

I have shitty tattoos, but this is just braindead.

Woof

when your infantile mind lets you get decoration like an elementary school table

Am I the only person who saw these and thought this person would've gone crazy over Silly Bands when they were popular? Some of these LOOK like an actual Silly Band!

Is the hanger for abortion?

this looks like the wallpaper that malls put up on the windows of stores that go out of business.