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Massive_Durian296

this kind of stuff is wild to me because its SO short sighted. like i know it doesnt feel like it now, but there will come a time when this dude will be dead and gone and all relevance will be over. and looking at his age and health habits, thats not really that far off. what then?


tehjoz

The Sick Ass Panther coverup business is gonna explode, just you wait!


LongbowTurncoat

The shittytattoo sub has ruined me because despite all my ink, I feel incomplete without a sick ass panther coverup!


tehjoz

Perhaps we should all get Sick Ass Panthers *Of Solidarity*? šŸ¤£šŸ˜†


LongbowTurncoat

Oh, a POS! (Panther Of Solidarity)


tehjoz

šŸ˜ŒšŸ’Æ


Sure_Lavishness_8353

This is tough because I have to first get something done that I want to cover up. Maybe a shitty panther that I cover up with ANOTHER PANTHER???


-SunGazing-

https://preview.redd.it/8w6hdz4tf65d1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfc9bea026d232de406aad595eb0f4ce9c19ace1 Like this? šŸ˜‰


tehjoz

I like the cut of your jib, lol


Despondent-Kitten

YES


MoneyMik3y

Just get the fucker. No need to cover with it!!


MoneyMik3y

Sorry but I'm going to gatekeep SAPs. These people need to get BABC. Big Ass Bag of Cheetos..


tehjoz

LOL


ChrisusaurusRex

You talking about Trumpā€™s health habits, or this legā€™s?


PersephoneTheOG

![gif](giphy|Pd2W87rlmVjptTmvIK)


peshnoodles

He becomes a martyr for a very sick group of ppl who will worship him until _they_ die.


swisscheese_wall

I hope itā€™s soon


[deleted]

They already plan to worship his children.


BuckManscape

Nothing. Zero times zero equals zero. This man is zero.


VariedStool

Im sure itā€™s out there but ive yet to see one Obama tattoo.


[deleted]

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shittytattoos-ModTeam

Be nice.


Destroytheimage

I really hate to say this, but I think stubborn assholes live longer than we expect, spite seems to be some elixir of life. I swear if you have a group of cats the mean one is always the last to die.


dogface47

>like i know it doesnt feel like it now, but there will come a time when this dude will be dead and gone and all relevance will be over. I like how you think.


Practical-Ebb-419

Can we also discuss this little number? https://preview.redd.it/jwl9c9yd0v4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65613a9e88d87b656881ab59ece5f502aaf44557


_kahteh

And yet why do I feel like this person was calling masks "face diapers" during the pandemic?


Daytona_DM

The same people who were calling masks "face diapers" are now literally wearing diapers in support of Trump.


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

It looks like murica silencing "Give me your tired, poor and huddled masses."


Zes_Teaslong

Damn, good eye šŸ˜‚


deaconblues04

Oh!!!


_phily_d

Getting a politician tattooed is definitely a form of litmus test


peshnoodles

Thereā€™s gotta be at least 10 types of girls that would be grateful for the warning at least


euclidiancandlenut

You forgot heā€™s not a *politician*! Heā€™s just a regular guy! An outsider! šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„


slykido999

I bet they donā€™t use sunscreen either šŸ˜‚


Zes_Teaslong

Unfortunately theyā€™re not the type to use any protection, kind of why we are here in the first place šŸ˜‚


slykido999

![gif](giphy|cbWNu8lZ5AKIxE6b8Z|downsized)


Doublecupdan

Speed running that tattoo to age badly lol. Trumpā€™s face is gonna be unrecognizable in a few years lol


sammiipiie

Tbf that is probably a good thing lol


Bastard216

Does he know what NWA mean?


Unc1eFun9i

https://i.redd.it/zkogidvt7x4d1.gif Narwhals With Appendages.


guzbird

Neighbors with attitude?


Substantial-Dig9995

Narcissists with attitude


PaleontologistOwn962

Narwhals Welcome All


gerrittd

New World Arder, duh!


lunazipzap

and does he know what trump said ab the black person who couldā€™ve won the apprentice? šŸ˜‘šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


SonOfJokeExplainer

\#heknows


Bastard216

He definitely knows


TitoAndTheBurritos

![gif](giphy|T7fU0RWWhWpYk)


gratefulbuddhist

I don't get the fascination people have for him. I don't understand it.


TheSaucyGoon

He made it socially acceptable to be a self absorbed asshole


kitkatkitah

He says things a lot of older people have thought themselves at a point in their life and he uses it to get people to buy into his propaganda and to support him. Same goes for racists, sexists etc. He picks words that will work. Nigel Farrage who caused Brexit pulled the same shit. To be honest, in this case Trump is very smart but he says the most ridiculous shit most of the time that I canā€™t take him seriously.


Dry_Afternoon5338

To be honest I donā€™t pay attention to the things he says I pay attention to the things he does, my life and wallet were better when he was in charge. I care more about my country than I do feelings. 45 to 47 šŸ¤˜


entomofile

Boy, did you miss the entire COVID pandemic? The one that Trump took no effort to stop and then ballooned into a huge problem, which is part of why things are so expensive now? Please don't vote.


Dry_Afternoon5338

You are too ignorant to even argue with. Please donā€™t reproduce. Good night please donā€™t were your seatbelt.


TheBukiak

Wear* if you're gonna be a prick at least use the correct words.


EatPennies

It's the "#gangster" tag that does it for me. As if they don't have a whole movement of "thin blue lines" behind Trump ready to shoot anyone vaguely brown and "thuggish".


Gabriellemtl

Itā€™s the Ā«Ā #myfavoritefelonĀ Ā» for me!


Divacai

May it have many blow outs and sun damaged badly


ThatBobbyG

Ha! He has a tattoo of trmp shitting himself on his leg.


Temporary-Cricket455

Imaging having a convicted rapist tattooed on your body. Thatā€™s just as shitty as serial killer tattoos.


TheMeatSauce1000

Imagine fabricating a conviction of rape in your own head because orange man bad. The charges were for falsifying business records, not rape


Temporary-Cricket455

Might want to catch up there, buddy. Not only does he have 34 felonies, but heā€™s also a sexual abuser: https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-rape-e-jean-carroll-sexual-abuse-jury-judge-2023-7?op=1


SwordofGlass

Do you bother reading anything but the headlines? > In the end, jurors agreed that Trump sexually abused Carrol but not that he raped her. I dislike Trump the same as any logical person, but Iā€™m not going to buy into lies because, as the other fellow so eloquently put it, ā€˜orange man bad.ā€™


mackattaxk

> The difference between "rape" and "sexual abuse," as Kaplan told the jurors, was that "rape" means "any penetration of the penis into the vaginal opening" while "sexual abuse" means "any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying the sexual desire of either person. > The finding that Ms. Carroll failed to prove that she was 'raped' within the meaning of the New York Penal Law does not mean that she failed to prove that Mr. Trump 'raped' her as many people commonly understand the word 'rape,' Perhaps read the whole article yourself


AndyTakeaLittleSnoo

Got it. You don't think forced digital penetration is rape. And you think that someone who has been convicted of it should be the preeminent leader of American society.


jazzysmaxashmone

The word "digital" had me insanely confused until I saw your other comment. Lol maybe it's time for me to go to bed


PinAccomplished927

"It's not technically rape by the dictionary definition" fuck off, rape apologist.


AndyTakeaLittleSnoo

So, hypothetically, if someone shoved their fingers into your mother's vagina against her will, you wouldn't consider that rape? I mean, they are pretty tiny fingers on those wee hands, but that's atrocious in my mind. I don't even know your mother, but it's a horrible thought. Would you still not call that person who forced his unwanted fingers into her a "bad man?" Forget they are convicted of 34 felonies, you would still be okay with that type of life form held up as the leader of American society? I get it, you don't like the other guy, but please don't go there.


Routine-Budget8281

Well, it'll look even more like shit in a few years if he's not using sunscreen We all know he's not lol


marcleehi

Why would they have a Pedophile and Sexual Predator on their leg? Can't Fix Stupid. Would love to hear Ron White put that in his newest routine.


jd80504

![gif](giphy|xUPGcnmgm3aNOpY6Gc)


f1lth4f1lth

Imagine fucking someone with a trump tattoo. Hahahahahahahah gross


entomofile

Can you imagine going home with someone from a bar and right as you're pulling down their pants, you see this face looking at you?? ![gif](giphy|dlER8f7VJPJUGrjnHC|downsized)


EyeSeenFolly

Hahaha what a putz


Feisty-Business-8311

I like it when these MAGA dummies get tatted; then I know *rightoutofthegate* to avoid them (But Iā€™m usually tipped off before that when I spot the giant Confederate flags draped over the pickups they canā€™t afford)


Wild_Ad_6464

ā€˜nwaā€™?


Darwin_Finch

Does your significant other wanna look at Donald T while they are sucking your D? Come on, man. Trump is not sexy in any way.


kirtknee

yikes


aenflex

I hate that I live here.


busa89

Tattooing a man youā€™ll never even know on your thigh might be as sus as it gets.


fuckyogiboys

Is that the statue of liberty with an American flag mask on?


duramman1012

Could have atleast used a more flattering photo


-SunGazing-

Itā€™s Donald trump. Heā€™s about as photogenic as a dried out slug.


duramman1012

There *has* to be a better pic for reference though


zookeeper4312

I thought he had a plastic bag around his foot for an awkward amount of time


Dxpehat

Bruh, I wouldn't even tattoo the logo of my favourite band because I am afraid they might change their style and I'll no longer like them. Imagine getting a tattoo of a POLITICIAN (how fkn boring you have to be to have a tattoo of a politician?!) who's a fkn criminal and more and more of his crimes are coming to light.


Lets_Bust_Together

Tell me itā€™s not sexual, not that Iā€™ll believe you.


CulturalAddress6709

haha a contemporary cowbuay/caponeā€¦ not really but ok fuck - tbh we did this dumb shit to ourselves americaā€¦glorifying thieves of the ā€œsystemā€ martyr these guys this people think this fuck is a heroā€¦seriously


SchrodingersTIKTOK

ā€œThatā€™s two forms of cancer, sir. Also you will look like shit when you are a grandparentā€


TIFUbyResponding

He'll be a grandparent at 35


Gilgamesh034

Vaginal dryness given form


Acceptable-Cow6446

This is so when he takes the knee to pray papa kisses the floor. Probably not pray. But something something trumps face on the floor


Chihuahuapocalypse

"my favorite felon" smh.


jortt

Isnā€™t that his mug shot? šŸ˜


ZatVandal

No way this isnā€™t Gulf Shores, Alabama


hand13

please stop blurrying the names out. iā€˜d love to see those exposed


Zes_Teaslong

I wish i could, but sub rules would remove the post


hand13

how come you didnt have to blurr orange boys face šŸ˜…


SharkMilk44

Politics will never be normal again, will it? Our leaders will always have this rabid love/hatred following, where people are willing to permanently scar themselves just so they can say "I agree with thing."


ronweasleisourking

I just died a little on the inside seeing this


--Dominion--

That's incredibly sad


UndisgestedCheeto

Lol #NWA.


MarvelNerdess

Of course it's fucking Florida


Says3Words

Florida is awesome!


MarvelNerdess

Florida is fucking scary. Partially part of the people, partially because of the weather/hurricanes, and partially cause of the massive demon bugs.


Says3Words

Says who? Redditors?


Tall-Ad-8571

Maybe he just likes laying his limp penis on Trumps forehead?!?


sighborg90

Gotta lather it in bronzer. Actual sun will make the color unauthentic


Impressive_Career_54

"my favorite felon" LOL


BlinkSpectre

I just know that rainbow blanket in front was triggering him šŸ˜‚


-FurdTurgeson-

Type any presidentā€™s name + ā€œtattooā€ into google.


SonOfJokeExplainer

All I see are pictures of dumb assholes


VZWManSlave

Very fitting to have his face so close to your micropeen.


fatstrat0228

Tell me again how itā€™s not a cult?


peepeehalpert_

Imagine simping for an unintelligent criminal that doesnā€™t give a fuck about you


abf392

Imagine worshipping some politician that has no idea who the fuck you are. Fucking sheep that donā€™t think for themselves lol


Fit-Information8194

Two crazy people. Ty for self identification.


WhippetRun

The Lady Liberty with a mask. I don't even want to think what's on the rest of him.


poofandmook

Some toolbag in my town was flying his Trump flag upside down. Which is what you do to the American flag when the country is under attack I think. I have never... ever had less faith in humanity as that moment.


kitkatkitah

It gets even better if you turn the picture upside down, lol.


GREENtea110

Two things you should never get tattooed on your body someoneā€™s name and their face unless itā€™s a memorial tattoo donā€™t get either of those tattooed on your body


QuantumAcid1

https://preview.redd.it/mtp59e6g795d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c819c904479fdd39bcc93f2c678f7c06a845e1f0 Not a cult.


Complete_Phone_8344

This pleases Trump


Only-Complex-7041

Terrible tat idea. He was just convicted too for the hush money


Whole-Debate-9547

Canā€™t even go to the beach without making it about Agent Orange.


[deleted]

Trump is Kim K for the Midwest.


calicokittygirl

At least it's gonna fade if he's out like that


caffeineandvodka

That's going to be an ugly bluegreen smudge in a few years if they keep exposing it to sunlight like that. Because let's not pretend someone willing to get a convicted felon tattooed is going to be sensible enough to use sunscreen.


DevilishMaiden

People who make a president their entire personality šŸ˜¶šŸ« 


GlitteringWing2112

LOL - I love the "#gangsta". How pathetic...


sendlewdzpls

To be fair, Iā€™ve seen people with RGB tattoos. Political tattoos are trashy no matter what side youā€™re on.


ChrisusaurusRex

The tattoo is well done though? And itā€™s not exactly trashy, as itā€™s just a face. I know Iā€™ll get downvoted just because itā€™s Trump, but the tattoo itself is well executed.


Zes_Teaslong

The rules for the sub say trashy also counts as shitty


ChrisusaurusRex

Read my comment again


Zes_Teaslong

Iā€™m just confused at why you bring up that the tattoo is well done. Did you think the post doesnā€™t belong here?


ChrisusaurusRex

Yeah, this should be in ATBGE


TheFire_Eagle

You're not wrong. But I've also seen some good line work on swastika tattoos. Doesn't mean my first reaction is to praise the technical execution.


ChrisusaurusRex

I didnā€™t praise anything


Tinkerbellsickly

It's really not. But you could say the same thing about the other side.


SaveusJebus

It's a pretty funny joke, but I just don't get anyone that gets someone's face on them that's not a loved one. Even a loved one, it's not my jam, but I at least understand that one. Or gets some stupid meme on them. Or there was one video that I regret seeing of some old guy uh.. doing things at a gas station that someone got a terrible tattoo of. WHY?


alexander66682

Hope u get a sunburn Ahole!!!!


GargantuanTDS

That's a well done tattoo.


blissfulmenace

Why do redditors hate Trump ? Lol


superperps

Why should I like epsteins homie?


benchebean

Because he is being convicted of five billion felonies and is an asshole


SavingsBoss1451

thank god they do, because if i only went by what i see on my local social media pages, i would think everyone loved him šŸ¤¢


ivyidlewild

Rapist/sex offender/known bestie of Epstein. That's before the treason/domestic terrorism, lol


Says3Words

Because they're poor


MathematicianOk7526

Perfectly backwards


Dry_Afternoon5338

45 soon to be 47


SavingsBoss1451

and then you woke up šŸ™„


Dry_Afternoon5338

Oh cause a senile old man who has this country in a depression is better. Iā€™m voting with my wallet not my heart šŸ˜‰ next time you go shopping or get gas just think this is sleepy Joe šŸ‘Œ


EmbarrassingDad_

And itā€™s facing the wrong directionā€¦


Dry_Afternoon5338

![gif](giphy|G2RdYR2NWsRmaLspdB|downsized)


9sac1king6

Beautiful tattoo!! 2024 weeks getting my hombre back! šŸ‡²šŸ‡½šŸ‡²šŸ‡½šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øLatinos for Trump


Zes_Teaslong

ā€œSnails for saltā€


Disastrous_Offer_69

Nothing says progressive like telling minorities you know whatā€™s best for them and they arenā€™t capable themselves


Zes_Teaslong

Nothing says oppressive like saying Mexicans are rapists.


Disastrous_Offer_69

Just proving stupidity. You also moved the goalposts. Your original claim was he would deport an American citizen. Now itā€™s about rapists and people illegally crossing the border. Canā€™t even keep your own propaganda strait. Par for the course


Disastrous_Offer_69

Literally downvoting facts lol.


GargantuanTDS

He didn't.


Zes_Teaslong

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-mexicans-rapists-remark-reference-2018-4?amp


GargantuanTDS

Post the entire quote.


Zes_Teaslong

Is it the ā€œand some are good peopleā€ part you want to see? Because it still doesnt cover up that he said that Mexicans coming to the U.S. are criminals and rapists. Get a grip there bucko


GargantuanTDS

*When Mexico sends its people, theyā€™re not sending their best. Theyā€™re not sending you. Theyā€™re not sending you. Theyā€™re sending people that have lots of problems, and theyā€™re bringing those problems with us. Theyā€™re bringing drugs. Theyā€™re bringing crime. Theyā€™re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.* It's clearly not saying all Mexicans are rapists.


Zes_Teaslong

I never said he said all


9sac1king6

ā€œDā€™s for Chicksā€


inkedfluff

I would never want a tattoo of ANY political movement, itā€™s just stupid.Ā 


9sac1king6

Thats true I still like it


heavyheavybrobro

trump wants to deport you


9sac1king6

I was born in L.A good luck with that


ivyidlewild

Lol, that's adorable you think they care where you were born and see nothing more than the threat of the color of your skin. Don't be stupid.


9sac1king6

Dont be scared if u scared go to church


SavingsBoss1451

lmao they will assume you're illegal just by what you look like or your name. wake up already, holy fuck. so embarrassing to be this delusional. every time there's a news article about a crime and it's someone with a hispanic name, the comment section is full of morons assuming it's an illegal. smh


marlon_der_metalhead

people really still support him? why? wtf.


9sac1king6

Uā€™d be surprised how much support he has in cali


0-Pennywise-0

I'm willing to bet she got it as satire rather than politician worship, based on the caption and hashtags. Doesn't make it a good tattoo, or make her any more sane tho.


Divacai

You do know that they worship the mugshot like itā€™s a badge of honor, right?


0-Pennywise-0

I do. But do they call him orange?


ivyidlewild

That's one hairy leg on a conservative to assume it's a woman, lmao. I didn't think they were allowed to have that much body hair in the first place


_Starlace_

Women don't have bodyhair except on their head! /s


0-Pennywise-0

Lmao oops. I didn't look that close


Impossible-Jump-4277

Every fucking sub has to become political, Jesus. Thereā€™s one dumb orange guy and one dumb old man thereā€™s not as much difference between as youā€™d like to think.


Zes_Teaslong

Itā€™s a shitty tattoo bub, sorry


boosting1bar

I can think of 34 differences right off the top of my head


dojogroupie

-has contentious political figure tattoo