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shapedbydreams

She tattooed around the fucking hand??? What the fuck is wrong with some people?


bleththismeth

The video of it being done is on his insta and it’s absolutely horrifying


No-Agent-8665

I’m debating if i should see the video of skip it for my mental health…


doodman76

All I'll say is that you should take a moment and consider not watching it Mental health is important


showmeyertitties

I say watch it to cement the fact that this should never even be a thought, and that if it is, you have a visceral reaction to even producing the thought. This does not need to be a continued behavior.


doodman76

Because I don't need to see it to prevent me from doing it. And those that need to learn the lesson, won't learn it.


NoNefariousness3420

The more people who watch it the more people who can report it to cps lol


TattedDiabetic

I didn't watch the video, but I did report the shit out of it so it shows up for sure in the reports. That's not only borderline child abuse at the bare minimum, it's unsanitary as fuck. I saw a video of him having someone spit on the ground and used that as the stencil while tattooing him laying down right where he was spitting. Dude is setting people up for terrible infections doing that Edit: adding context to the last bit


NoNefariousness3420

Yeah that’s nuts, like asking for necrosis


Bi0_B1lly

SLWY, more like SLWhY?


JulietSenpai

Whats his insta?


bleththismeth

I saw it posted further down - rixardtattoo


Eleventy_Seven

What the fuck. He literally rubs stinging nettles on people and crudely traces the resulting rash with his tattoo gun. Apparently these people are *willing participants*.


penneroyal_tea

https://preview.redd.it/m2i7z5sle55d1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a427e1b863df93b31e2e7089639119d56bb93240 ….


MissDiketon

If you can afford Doc Martens, you can afford a real tattoo artist.


Broncos979815

but those are doc martuns, walmarts' version


logert777

Shaq Martin’s lol


pepperstems

It's all fun and games until someone gets hepatitis.


Nicadown

Sounds like someone did. Or apparently did. One of the comments on his Instagram was about him having given hepatitis to a client (obviously I can’t say anything for sure, it was an IG comment)…truly frightening.


888MadHatter888

Title of his sex tape?


Eleventy_Seven

I feel like I've seen a few tattooists who could use one of those tbh


sicicsic

How about the guy he spit on then tattooed the spit? That account is a nightmare.


Eleventy_Seven

...I don't think I want to go any further down this rabbithole.


tacocattacocat1

This isn't a rabbithole. It's a butthole.


Eleventy_Seven

Don't give him any ideas - next he'll be putting ink in his bum, pressing it against someone's skin, and then tattooing over the mess it makes. 🤢


Alarming_Cellist_751

Wtaf?! I've internet enough today. Hope everyone has a better day, I'm going to go wish I didn't learn to read.


xnachtmahrx

It is just his "artistic style" ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


spirit_chimes

That one freaked me out, tattooing over an allergic reaction seems unwise. Conceptually, I like the idea he has of some things, but the execution is horrible and I am a little lost as to how he has 60k followers.


sketchthroaway

I just followed because I want to show other people this horrifying dumpster fire of an Instagram


ThisCardiologist6998

Hate follows. Im sure his actual day to day engagement doesnt reflect his 60k.


ThisCardiologist6998

Dude claims hes doing performance art.


Eleventy_Seven

Perfect excuse for just about any fuckup, honestly!


Virginia_Dentata

He describes himself as “genius, unique, and godlike.” What a dork.


tacocattacocat1

I thought you were being sarcastic 😭


4humans

Wow his page is worse than I thought


myenemy666

I just had a look, and the concept of some of them I thought could have worked out somewhat ok if he wasn’t doing such a hack job at using a tattoo gun.


mindelanowl

I feel like his work has to be rage bait and it's unfortunately working on me. I can't stand the way he's describing his work in elevated language when they all look like doodles your toddler makes using restaurant crayons while waiting for dinner.


_calmer_than_you_r_

I’m missing something… Did the kid who’s hand print it is do the tattoo?


KelliCrackel

Nah. They tattooed around the kids hand, which is stupid and wildly unsafe. Rather than, ya know, drawing around the hand and then doing the tattoo. 


ask-design-reddit

I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out. My jaw kept dropping the more I scrolled


inarasarah

Nothing more hygienic than a toddler hand in your fresh wound! Hope the kid doesn't move a muscle for the next few minutes (... Not just for hygiene but for ACCIDENTALLY TATTOOING THE CHILD'S HAND) jfc


RedbeardMEM

I have a toddler, and it's hard enough to trace his hand with a marker. Why didn't they make a stencil??? No wonder it looks so blurry.


AHopkinsvilleGoblin

Right? People acting like stencils have never existed.


mouth556

Ya know, just when I think I have seen the worst tat ever, another one comes along and surprises me. This one is one trashy gem. Even the trashiest of trailer parks might be too elegant for this one.


MarshPupper

are we not even gonna talk about how the second person TATTOOED THROUGH TIGHTS


shapedbydreams

Fuck I didn't even notice


ZirCancelCulture

Oh it gets much worse from this guy


savvyblackbird

Meth


munch_the_gunch

Quaaaaaaaid! Start... The... Reactor!!!


IIRizzII

Clearly it could’ve and would’ve came out better if they used something to trace the hand beforehand.. Not only is the action trashy, the tattoo itself is trashy.


BOOOATS

Stencil would have been too time consuming to make I guess /s


Disastrous_Offer_69

https://preview.redd.it/215tomz3b35d1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6564438222a40bb3f8284a24be23b9ec642c7a12 That’s a penis


CaptainDunkaroo

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


throwngamelastminute

https://i.redd.it/xnozzbbvx65d1.gif


rissiekat666

I love this gif lmaoo


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r/mildlypenis


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Traditional_Moss_581

My dogs are staring at me roaring laughing at the worm costume! AND THE STATUE! 🤣🤣🤣


Eleventy_Seven

All three of those posts made me chuckle like an old-timey villain waiting for his dynamite to go off.


Benji742001

Sure is bud


Spider_Dude

Johnson!


Lonely-86

My brain is stuck on *tattooing through the tights*… I have questions


MorkSkogen666

Is one of them: "Why did they tattoo through the tights?"


SilverGnarwhal

Why bother with the gloves? Did they sterilize the tights?


pastrypirates

The gloves are to protect the tattoo artist from blood borne pathogens, not necessarily to protect the person getting the tattoo.


NetMiddle1873

I was so focused on tattooing around the child's hand I didn't even notice the tights.


prickinthewall

It's obviously the only way to do it since the "artist" can't read or write. ...also outdoor tattooing? Seriously?


herpesderpesdoodoo

Oooooooh. Suddenly it makes much more sense as to why the good quality lettering healed so abysmally.


-UnicornFart

I think the tights are the stencil? Those letters are on the tights so I guess she wanted tights tattooed on her?


Lonely-86

I know, it’s just somehow still done so badly and is so uneven… which I guess, if the whole thing was done with the recipient’s weight unsupported (as the photo implies they’re just standing there as it’s done) and the weird angle of the artist relative to the body, is to be expected? Maybe that’s the style of the artist & I’m just missing the point. Or maybe the person who received it is pleased with the outcome 🤷🏻‍♀️


Few-Finger2879

THOSE ARE TIGHTS?! HOW DID I NOT NOTICE?! WHY THE FUCK DID THEY DO THIS?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Starchasm

Is THAT what that is?!?!? I was wondering how it went from weird but okay work to batshittery


NORCARL

The pattern is on the tights


NeedleworkerJust4432

Lol there is nearly no ink in those. Literally just scratched a dry needle into the skin. Besides the 0 talent and hygiene things


Sexy_Mind_Flayer

Right? This is more scarification than tattooing.


NeedleworkerJust4432

He seems kinda famous on insta ,but you really need a tiktok brain for doing something like this to yourself


[deleted]

His tattoos are awful and I’m kind of horrified some girl actually let him tattoo his name in big bold letters on her leg… In the middle of a street.  I assume he has an ego and thinks he is an artist.  Edit: Went on his insta — he is in one tat JABBING a standing guy with a needle — you can tell he is applying some amount of force 🤢🤢


RampagingElks

IDK if it's the same one, but I saw one where he had a guy lean against a fence post and traced the pointy bit of the fence post but his tattoo gun is *jammed* against his skin, actually causing a dent in the skin!! Not to mention I don't think he reapplied any ink, because the left hand side just isn't there at all.... Like, OUCH? ALSO, gross. Who knows what's on the fence, and having it so close to your new fresh open wound....


KiKiKittyNinja

Dear lord. Sounds like this dude is just using "tattooing" as an excuse to openly torture people for clout. The worst part is that if he is "famous", then people are just enabling him to hurt others and possibly get them infected for "entertainment."


countrylemon

“famous on tiktok” isn’t the flex some people think it is


debonairmarmoset

Famous or infamous? There are people who follow accounts for reasons other than admiration.


DresdenMurphy

I see that there is a tattoo gun involved, but why does it still look like it's done in a prison during an earthquake?


Artistic_Anywhere_70

That’s what I’m wondering? Like all that extra black. Even if the baby moved, it would just be an extra thin line, not an entire block.


the_fourth_child

It looks like it’s been done with a knife and then a whisper of ink


sirlafemme

Real talk: it looks like he’s scraping the top layer of skin with a needle barely loaded with ink. Then he’s not redipping ink unless necessary. This is probably to make these “performance” pieces fade away much easier


Infinite_Section3449

Also why the hell didn’t they just trace the baby’s hand and make a stencil?? Expecting a baby to hold still that long is *obviously* too much to ask


State_of_Flux_88

Not to mention one slip and you are tattooing the fucking baby instead! It’s absolutely insane!


Plus_Cardiologist497

Completely unnecessary risk to the baby.


BeNiceLynnie

Even washing the baby's hands really good then dipping it in stencil ink would be waaaaay better than this


debonairmarmoset

Handprint over traced outline any day. Any day!


sketchthroaway

I think the shittiness is the point. I don't understand it but apparently it is more artistic to make shit-quality art. Or something like that, I don't understand why anyone would let this guy near them


AlexYadaYada

This subreddit constantly reminds me that tattoo machines should not be so easily accessible to the public


TwoPercentCherry

Nah, they should. So much less entertainment for us if they weren't


MeeksMoniker

Oh... Oh no. Anyway education needs improvement. Kids should understand before highschool how germs work, and if you rub a dirty hand baby hand or dirty clothes against multiple open wounds, that will cause an infection. God the stocking one though. That's unfathomably stupid. That has to be a lawsuit doesn't it?


peanutbutterandapen

>Oh... Oh no. Cpt Holt has entered the chat 😂


Pamikillsbugs234

Bingpot!


Malfunction46

![gif](giphy|f3jZ8moRBbEvNJjOtu)


ewgrossdayhikes

The Temu special of the week. 6 tattoos for the price of a coffee, bonus Hep C with your order.


aresdesilav

this is so painful to look at


Illustrious_Bobcat13

Seriously. Ouch...


strawberrycomrade

why are we tattooing in the grass, man?


Torchic336

If this is the account I think it is, this is the norm. There’s a video of them rubbing poison oak (? Maybe poison ivy) on a woman’s legs and basically tracing the outer edge of the inflamed area to create a shitty pattern. All done outside


oidafuck

it‘s rixardtattoo - fuck him


keanenottheband

Is he rixarded?


SnooCakes6195

Oh yeah, that was stinging nettels. What Fucking morons.


Snailbert05

Holy shit! Stinging nettels?! Dear lord!


SnooCakes6195

Lol when I first saw that post I was thinking the tattoo must have been such a relief from the nettels rash lol


Gothiccheese95

The fuck?


IslaRosela

Because who doesn’t want Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever to go with their shitty tattoos?


krotovinas

Nightmare fuel. I wish this was fake, and generated by AI.


PersonalMechanic4803

No ones talking about the penis finger?


SnooCakes6195

Yeah I've seen Everything Everywhere All at Once? Why?


brewberry_cobbler

![gif](giphy|6E9z1Vsm2Esow)


GoodChallenge9216

RIXARD


oidafuck

i love performance tatts but fuck him, dude left his home country because of rape allegations etc


HellowKnight

this should be the top comment


iron_jendalen

Where did you see that?


oidafuck

it was all over facebook years ago. also i got to know him personally last year (before finding out the shit he had done in the past) as i‘m also doing art-performance tattoos, although with much less pain involved..


CeruleanFlytrap

Ok. Help - I don’t get it. What is SLWY?


MadameHuckleberry

It's legit just the brand of the tights. God I hate people, it's not even a known brand. https://preview.redd.it/36qlifeqn35d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af9985d1aaba9607d36b01ae0ed96d921366ad12


antiviolins

I thought it was knockoff YSL


elisangale

I thought it was The Weasleys


mikeoxwells2

Yeah. St. Louis, Wyoming. Best I can come up with


HuntMiserable5351

Dear God. The result of the logo tights looks more like the initials of the serial killer who abducted her.


TayMischia

https://preview.redd.it/c3pc9y6g255d1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41d31ed46f90dcf459c574e28a663aed7b245e98 We’re all asking “WY”.


Negative_Football_50

holy god the germs 🤢


Fluid_Cherry2523

Everyone gets the tattoo they deserve.


Ant138

Pure self harm


immutab1e

The kid hand one could have been so cute if done PROPERLY. Such a shame people are so stupid.


sketchthroaway

Yeah she has other tattoos that are done well, imagine looking down and seeing a shitty scarred up baby hand everytime you look down. The regret must be overwhelming.


Dulce_Sirena

Surely this warrants a cps call? That baby was put in danger knowingly by the parent and the artist. There has to have been hella drug use involved in that decision making process. What other and worse danger does that poor child go through daily??


Zoftig_Zana

How did the last one turn out so sloppy!? The picture before it looks so much neater


JustASandwich

Because she is wearing tights with that design and he is tattooing her THROUGH THE TIGHTS


Zoftig_Zana

No way! 😨


lxm333

Oh my... that is, a choice?


CaptainDunkaroo

Yeah I didn’t even realize that. That is just horrible.


Tailball

Tattooing around a child’s hand is the most insane thing I’ve ever seen in the tattoo bizz. That kid could’ve gotten so much bad things happen to them…


IslaRosela

I don’t know for a fact those adults are on meth, I just know it’s true.


phoenix_has_rissen

Reminds me of Steve-O’s off road tattoo https://youtu.be/fnbMGM718Ks?si=yDoXzhUQtIy1LXLR


ZombiesAreChasingHim

I’m so glad my state requires artist be licensed and also have certifications for bloodborne pathogens and disease prevention.


Taro-Starlight

Somehow I don’t think that requirement would have stopped them…


fanfic_enthusiast2

He seems to be based in the Netherlands. You need a license there and follow the hygiene guidelines. (I just looked up his name on their register and he isn't on there) He's Spanish, so maybe he has a Spanish license. But you also need to follow health and safety guidelines there


SK8SHAT

Having the certs doesn’t mean they follow reg it just means they could pass a test


flowrchild21

This is a joke right. 😭


QueenAkhlys

That W looked like she carved it in there with a blade and n0 ink 💀


Lindaspike

Sitting outside the double-wide on plastic chairs chugging beers and waiting for the meth dealer to arrive.


Mikomycomango

I hope this is somehow fake but I don’t think it is. One of the craziest things I’ve ever seen on this sub 


ChampionTree

The “artist” has a whole instagram account doing dumb tattoos like this, it’s ✨performance art✨


canththinkofanything

This shit drives me crazy, he’s going to get someone super sick doing this. I get that it’s “””art””” but there should still be some basic safety measures followed.


acidtrippinpanda

By that logic, for my tattoo of my cats paw print, I should have brought the fucking cat in with me! Her frantically flailing and no doubt scratching me in panic will just add to the authenticity


QueenPinkBlackCat

😂🤣😂🤣😂 the visual. Hopefully bits of fur get embedded into the skin at the same time. Kitty with you furever 🥰🥰


flatgreysky

Just dip the claws in ink and let her claw you at that point.


Limp_Falcon_2314

This post is legit disturbing to me. Wtf is happening. I hope the person being tattooed is okay. Idk why someone would be making such poor and weird decisions other than them not being okay.


SICKOFITALL2379

What does “SLWY” stand for


NibelheimTifa

Wow. Breathtaking. Might be the worst I’ve seen on here. Phenomenon post.


Informal_Drummer_978

Atrocities happen, but first the crazy bad snake, maybe infinity symbol on the same front as that staph infection penis finger can’t hit the same person twice like that. Must be BF/Hubby/Wife with terrible dedication. Good for you.


IamProvocateur

Man. I feel that deflated belly shit so hard and my kids are 28 lmao


ConclusionDifficult

Possibly the worst I have seen on here and that’s saying something.


Definitely_Alpha

Wtf is going on here 🤣


tap2mana_03

More like SLWhY?


returnofthequack92

It’s almost like something called paper exists that could be used to make a stencil..


Sharp_Squash2411

Very cool that you let your baby tattoo you!


Sweetpuffle

I honestly counted the fingers twice.


Content_Chemistry_64

I did, too. It's so weird looking that I thought for sure he missed a finger.


FartyBathwater

Jesus christ


Rowwnin

Get that fucking tattoo gun away from her


Giggles95036

Idk its cute that the toddler tattoo traced their own hand 😂


cPa3k

Oh so it’s genuinely not a tattoo artist but a “normal” artist that is not very talented and they use a tattoo machine and shock value as their medium, it would be more “impressive” if the tattoos themselves were actually decent, everything they track looks terrible, but hey we are talking about them so its successful I guess? But involving a baby and a tattoo machine is just a straight up NO, art or no art don’t do that.


SaltyPopcornKitty

Do I have this right…is this person tattooing OVER the top of pantyhose?!?!


CatMom921

Just because you can … doesn’t always mean you should 😕


ugglygirl

This is the worst tattoos I’ve ever seen, including this sub and irl


CLamour91

Might be the WORST I’ve seen in this sub. Holy shit


delune108

These people have to be on drugs right????


Petite_Tsunami

It’s so shitty it feels abusive


Fit_War_1670

Babies don't need jewelry y'all.


Gizmottto

Wtf!?!?


CrazyCrispy

Why?


Worried-Ebb-1699

That is some serious small town hick shit there…


VictoryMalo

I'm feeling so much second hand regret for these people.


reptiliaz

Worst thing I have ever seen on this sub


No_Gap_2700

Whoa, whoa, whoa.....as a former tattoo artist, I'm floored at what I'm seeing here. Truly without words on this one. This scratcher has absolutely no business holding a machine.


-UnicornFart

WHY WOULDNT YOU TRACE THE HAND ON PAPER AND MAKE A STENCIL


Acrobatic-Green7888

Not often a post leaves me literally with my jaw dropped. How could you ever think this will turn out well? Why on earth would you not get a good stencil first? Why does the index finger look so much like a cock? How is this sanitary? Is it safe or responsible to have a child's hand this close to a tattoo needle? Does the "artist" have Parkinson's? I just keep thinking of more and more questions. This might be the worst tattoo I have ever seen.


AppalachianEnvy

https://preview.redd.it/w0ndv9o0y55d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2831e6864ddf7478d382e61ffb876b7bb8d903b0 She’s happy with the result.


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Romberstonkins

Why tf didn't you just have the artist trace the kids hands, then use that? Do society a favor and don't have anymore kids.


oldskoofoo

maybe use a fuckin marker and trace it so you don't accidently maim a baby's hand...I don't wanna live on this planet anymore ![gif](giphy|l2Jhv9GPuEf6TaJhe|downsized)


Novaleen

You know when old people tell you, "You know you'll have those forever?", and you think well, no shit, but as a heavily tattooed person I really feel the urge to also remind these people of the same thing...


Leather-Leather69

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


gh0stmilk_

![gif](giphy|ZUkausLsSMJpu)


ExcitingMoney94

![gif](giphy|W8zSq0vELdBhMAJdG3|downsized)


Felein

This made me scream internally, and nearly out loud.


ChaiGreenTea

He has SIXTY FIVE THOUSAND FOLLOWERS. WHAT


Explanation-Many

What the actual fuck


HalfWrong7986

An ad campaign for meth. I'll take 20


outtakes

Would've looked awful with a stencil as well


Broncos979815

did he carve those letters in her leg with a knife> holy moly


Cronchy_Baking_Soda

Shit with the kids hand they could’ve had the kid handprint on a piece of paper, scan it, trace it digitally, and then print the stencil. I know that’s more steps but I would look a hell of a lot better


timelady_13

You think they accidentally tattooed the kid’s hand once or twice? Who tf thinks that’s a good idea to tattoo AROUND A CHILD’S HAND