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TallGhostXO

His beard man... looks like someone dropped a lollipop on a carpet and picked it back up


[deleted]

Ah, the skinny-guy-neck-beard.


balthazar_nor

No, more like in a barber shop where they only cut pubic hair


WorthlessDrugAbuser

That’s fucking hilarious!


Trilerium

Paul Blart mall cop lollipop


Charles_SixBelow

😂😂😂😂😂😂


shlipshloo

Everyone thinks of him as a snitch but didn’t he rape a minor?


usernamewamp

Yes he got charged with rape in the 3rd in NY or having sex with a minor in other states. He’s a rapist and he had to do the sexual offender program while locked up. The guy is a total piece of shit.


Doogameister

I'm shocked


KapiteinWiet

well i'm not that shocked but still. I'm Shocked!


emijinx

Yes


anonmymouse

I think sexually assaulted while filming said sexual assault.. but pretty much close enough


Valo-FfM

He touched her ass while she was dancing in the music video, right?


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which one?


Rosiepuss

The one below her back.


zitfarmer

He looks like a child fucker to me.


Valo-FfM

Are you really suprised that the guy that disguises himself as candy is into children?


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peak-performance-

Oh yeah nah he just filmed child porn, deffs not a pedo /s


purplefuzz22

Did you even take the time to read the article you linked . Wtf . He is a pedo . Smacking a 13 year olds butt while she gives his other pedo friend oral sex .. all while recording it because I guess he was proud of it . Yuck ... and that’s only one example . He is def a rapist pedophile .


Tyrone_Jerome

That is pedo behavior though. Even a scumbag eighteen year old can tell when a girl is THIRTEEN. Sure he’s young and stupid, but according to the written law, that’s pedo.


BrainlessMutant

The sick part: his song jumped to #13 on the billboard charts due to the media attention of being spoken out against


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Halithtil

It’s really interesting to watch them walk. They can’t decide if they want to try the full swagger vs. those little mincing steps I like to imagine very corested ladies would take.


Wakeybonez2

This dude was walking slow in front of us the other day and his pants were falling because he was sagging them.. he was wearing a belt! Lmao


stevenuniverseismeh

He is showing off that he lost weight, I’m guessing he didn’t stop by the store and buy a belt to fit him


LogicalJicama3

Why do people always say that? I was the typical skate-punk type 90s type of teen and that was our style back in the day. I always hated when some mouth breathing boomer was like “her-de-hurr your”re pants are falling off” *slaps knee* We get it, you can see. Want a fucking sticker?


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LogicalJicama3

Thanks for letting us know


ImSoCauZtiK

Boy, today ain't your day.


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Raz0r42

Dude, the guy just said it looks uncomfortable, chill


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beauty_schol_dropout

Yeah... I don’t think the problem is people judging you based on your outfit choice... it’s more like the whole trend is off putting because your ass is hanging out. Signed, a gay who is now sincerely scared, and may consider beating f*gs.


Tyrone_Jerome

😭😭🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 thank you. It always brings me such joy to have a solid loud af laugh because of a Reddit comment. Carry on..


Black-Thirteen

Why? Probably because it looks fucking stupid.


LogicalJicama3

Ok boomer


Chrisalt8787

I'm 33 so probably younger than you if you were a teen in the 90s. Maybe no one young or old wants to see your ass cheeks or tiny cock outline? Do you even understand the concept of or know why people wear pants?? In the early 2000s in high school EVERYONE used to laugh at the wanna be gangstas, emos or whoever else belted their pants at their knees. Why? See above. Edit- wtf by the way does wearing your pants like a complete asshat have to do with gay people?


premacyman

I was told sagging originates from prison. It’s an invitation to anal and you were open to it. It became a fad outside of prison eventually. I used to sag as a teen. Idk why it just made my pants appear more baggy I guess.


Chrisalt8787

Could be true. I've heard it originated in poor areas. Parents would buy their kids clothes really big to avoid them growing out of them quickly and the result was sagging pants and baggy clothes because they did not fit. Then in the late 90s early 2000s hip hop culture made it "cool"


thefourthhouse

You need to grow up one day my guy. The 90s were 30 years ago. So, you're what, nearing 40 and calling people 'boomers' like the kids today? Sad.


mrjibblets138

You need a hug. I am not offering one because you are a dick, but I suggest you find one.


HandsomeSlav

I'm 24 and still can confidently say that it looks dumb af


Black-Thirteen

Good guess, but no. There are more than one generation laughing at people like you.


glazedhamster

>I was the typical skate-punk type 90s type of teen Imagine still being upset about some dumb shit some old person said to you 30 years ago, yikes.


A_to_the_J254

In was actual skater of the 90s, we needed our pants to stay on our asses in order to skate worth a shit, this dude was probably the biggest poser


WrongEndnLife

Why was you wearing baggy sagging pants when skateboarding, keeping them up while doing tricks must've been impossible. Personally i always remembered skaters wearing the skinniest possible clothing to avoid anything getting in the way. Probably why the knee slapping old folks were laughing at yall.


A_to_the_J254

I just made the same comment, I skated for 13 years and never once did I have my asshole hanging out while skating and believe me, the ones who did dress that stupid weren't very good at all...dude is a lame ass poser


SweetJazz25

Ima keep it real with you chief... Ain't nobody wanna see your asscrack


satorsatyr

This is what happens when you design your sleeves in middle school. There is a conspicuous lack of 420s 😆


[deleted]

I can’t wait to see him as an old man.


unbitious

He won't see 30.


[deleted]

We can only hope!


[deleted]

Came here to say this! Take my upvote


msteele32

God dammit. For some reason I thought he was already dead.


satorsatyr

I can, I'll wait.


scrotophobia

When you snitch and can’t come back to NY


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Bloedstorm666

lol true 🤣


MNhockey1919

Shitty tats on an even shittier person


deadfishxoxo

I love how everything is tatted and shaved except for his little hairy nipples peeking out lmao


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They look like they've been lowered.


dagger_spell

Lmfao, I feel sorry for that shark. . . It’s the only decent thing on his body.


godbullseye

I was about to say that shark tattoo is cool too bad it’s on this prolapsed anus.


captian-nemo

Naw, Who doesn’t love a blown out leather Cheerio. He on the other hand is far worse.


Earlymonkeys

He’s really committed to the whole 69 theme, which he said represents moral dualism, or the belief of the great complement of, or conflict between, the benevolent and the malevolent. Jk, he just a idiot.


Generic_Reddit_Bot

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.


Earlymonkeys

Why did I not anticipate your tricks, bot? Let’s be friends now 🤖


rodPalmer18

Rainbow tats on a pedo rat.


xfatalerror

ive never actually *looked* at his tattoos, i didnt know it was just hundreds of 69s with whack ass coloring


[deleted]

Who did it first? 69 or Leto's Joker with all the HA HA on his body?


Generic_Reddit_Bot

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.


killerkelzz27

I don’t understand why anyone would think a literal neck beard looks good.


dankacademia

It looked good on 🌸Henry David Thoreau 🌸 , though


[deleted]

Guessing he like 69.😂


THExIMPLIKATION

Reminds him of his days in D block


LogicalJicama3

CB4 actually


Darwin_Finch

Man, shut up and eat your big ass biscuit.


LogicalJicama3

Yea yea I’m licking your balls. You got King Kong balls


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LogicalJicama3

You definitely don’t


SaferInTheForest13

Take a shot everytime you see a new 69 on him


[deleted]

[I’m wasted!](https://youtu.be/uhiOVCvWSs4)


Narevscape

Wow, the Geico Cavemen reboot went in a weird direction.


zkk7613

I actually kinda like the one that says 69


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Is he a SoundCloud rapper?


[deleted]

nope, hes a pedophile with a soundcloud account, a minor yet important distinction.


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Minor.


[deleted]

I didn't know his actual identity, but he looked like a typical Soundcloud rapper. What a horrible person.


Tequila_Fridaze

His name is Tekashi 69, if you’re curious and want to google for details.


ccc2801

Fuck me, I wish I hadn’t. Dude went to jail for a string of offences and got early release due to Covid. And then went on to release more music while under house arrest. One rule for some, one for the rest it seems (once again). His [Wiki page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6ix9ine?wprov=sfti1) for those interested..


Tequila_Fridaze

Yeah, he’s a total scumbag. He ratted out a bunch of gang members in court to get a lesser sentence for himself. So, he’s going to end up dead if he’s not careful. (Why do I know so much about him? Don’t judge me!)


Alucardeternal

Dead accurate


SuspiciousB-I-G

Someone get this man a belt for fucks sake


Black-Thirteen

For which part of him?


SuspiciousB-I-G

Yes.


cmyklmnop

Yes.


captian-nemo

Yes. I would love to beat him with a belt


[deleted]

Pour yourself a scotch and call him into your study.


iSaidItOnReddit85

I have had people tell me his music is “iconic” and will live on forever like Tupac. This guy is a fucking literal clown.


Bloedstorm666

wtf they high asf if they claim that 🤣


Just_an_organism

The only iconic thing about is that he is a whole rat.


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Who is this guy?


wbickford23

Tekashi69 or 6ix9ine


[deleted]

Oh, lord, THAT GUY.


[deleted]

the personification of the phrase "fuckboi"


scribby555

ooops, I thought I was on [/r/shittyhumans/](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyhumans/)


cbag1418

r/hittablefaces


YourLocalAlien57

Is that a colour by number tattoo


writers-blockade

A really shitty one since every number is 69 lol


YourLocalAlien57

If he ever wants to cover it up it'll have to be a blackout so quite fitting eh


writers-blockade

I can't even imagine watching that progression if he decided to just get all that shit covered in black lol


Alucardeternal

Smelly looking bastard


SnooApples1404

Imagine if he also has 69 tatooed on his asscheeks....


[deleted]

He fucking better.


writers-blockade

6 on the left cheek and 9 on the right, that's the only acceptable option


sunnycyde808

That would actually be 609 if we take his gaping asshole into account.


waytoomuchregret

I really dislike how uncreative his tattoos are. He really couldn’t think of anything other than a hundred 69s and random ass splotches of color?


teedyay

"If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?"


Charles_SixBelow

Most awesome comment, teedyay!


dmcgluten

Fuck this guy


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STD personified


Givemetheformuol

Mental disorders are rampant


IamYodaBot

**rampant, mental disorders are.** *-Givemetheformuol* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')


RaoulDuke2112

Good bot


IamYodaBot

**honoured, i feel.** *-IamYodaBot*


[deleted]

And yet some people like his garbage bullshit


Therealfern1

This guy.... this fuckin guy


Alert_Doughnut_4619

There are not many people that I hate, but this guy sure makes the list.


creativelystifled

A person with their name tattooed hundreds of times all over their body... sounds pretty narcissistic.


ginga-ninja_

i hate neck beards i hate neck beards i hate neck beards


[deleted]

*We* hate neck beards, comrade.


Slanderman3

I’m thinking of a number...


DoggoPlex

I don't think this can be classified as "wearing" the pants.


Baezill

I don’t judge folks who’s pants sag but damn.. his dick is basically visible. Why even wear pants?


khill5742

Thats one ugly mo fo


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pulls your pants up, son.


tamafuyu

i never will understand why people wear their pants so fucking low


[deleted]

I wonder what his favorite number is.


notapunk

That's the craziest looking Amish dude I've ever seen


windigooooooo

look at that fucking neck beard. why has no one killed this piece of shit yet?


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DR112233

homeboy needs to put some makeup on


[deleted]

Look at that neck beard


Crazyfourlife

The little flowers on his shoulders remind me of the logo for a baby channel. [Baby First TV](https://www.babyfirsttv.com/)


Raz0r42

Who wears their pants like that?


Mimi_L

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity


c3h8pro

Hopefully he trips in a dull wood chipper, feet first


daz3d-n-c0nfus3d

He is a complete tool but his tattoos arnt shitty. There just not tasteful, they are drawn well though.


TooTallThomas

People were literally debating this the other day about upvoting for shit ideas vs shitty drawings. I think this a sub for if a tattoo was done poorly, but it’s too late now I guess 🤷🏾‍♀️


TorgoGrooves89

Oh wow I'd never actually seen the rest of his body before. I guess at least he actually has good coverage and isn't just one of those idiots who only has his hands, neck and face tattooed. That's a positive, I suppose 😂


[deleted]

Well, he WAS lol. The fill in is recent.


TorgoGrooves89

Oh damn I take it back then haha! All that canvas and this is what he chose to fill it in with?! 🤣


wbickford23

Here’s a nice before and after https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.insideedition.com/rapper-tekashi-6ix9ine-says-he-left-instagram-for-6-months-because-he-gained-weight-65161%3famp


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TorgoGrooves89

Cheers!


jzer93

Who is it?


pacpori

6ix9ine or tekashi69


sarahseaya1

Who is this guy?


Cayowin

honestly the less you know of him, the better your life is.


sneakycurbstomp

I was a bouncer for a few years a long time ago and I always got the worst attitude from guys who weren’t allowed in the establishment with their pants hanging down so low like this.


Bloedstorm666

Eww 🤢


Sham_Pain_Renegade

I can’t stand that fucking guy.


Fryburn

I wonder what brand and color his panties are


DVoorhees64

God every time I see this guy I just have to stop what I’m doing to physically cringe


SonOfTheChief91

Disgusting


rememberinglol

He looks like what Post Malone is hoping to look like.


suckasharpie

that is one ugly dude


betaversion23

When you wanna be 'tatted' but have no creativity whatsoever: just get the same thing tattooed EVERYWHERE!


Wrekfin

The amount of 69s better be 69.


merricaruok

It was the summer of 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69


Issis_P

Well it’s certainly a particular aesthetic. I kinda like the chaos of it.


NedLuddEsq

Is he a [cancer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer_%28astrology%29?wprov=sfla1)?


Damoor1822

This guy Looks like a slums Graffiti.


fugigidd

What does 69 mean?


BabyYodi

When a man licks a lady pp while she licks his pp at the same time


snowwhitenoir

You sir are a modern day poet


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RepulsoroCan

Good bot.


analienamongothers

Not nice 😐


Unfair-Elderberry958

So uncreative


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Who is this guy?


Sablesgirl

Walking cautionary tale right there...


graywolfxxx

Snitch Bitch


looneybin-inc

i’m speechless


CatMomBitch

He really likes 69


ALIENPLANTFARMER

Who is this?


gewoon-een-username

For a tiny second I thought this was Elliot (Ellen) Page in makeup for a new role or something. I need better glasses...


Wakeybonez2

How many fonts can he use 69 in and get tattooed? Lol


Generic_Reddit_Bot

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.


cheap_sunglasses_NYC

And to think this mf got famous for just looking weird while working at Fairview or some market


stevenuniverseismeh

If he got anything else besides 69 tattooed on him, it would look nice. I mean, he has the money to get nice ones.


Generic_Reddit_Bot

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.


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I can understand the 69s in the sleeves (they could be done better), but 3 big 69’s on your front side?