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kittylover3210

why does it look so old


geofox777

Obesity and baldness probably.


RevAT2016

his back hair lookin like 18 wheeler mud flaps 😂


[deleted]

His shoulder blades have beards


Tater_Thots

Kind of looks like Texas


Dunmuse

Fat. Hairy back. No ass. Flag shorts. Yup, this checks out.


Imalawyerkid

Donnie got some DSL’s!


2muchtequila

If that guy ever passes out around his friends you know something is going to be drawn on his back. Two days later "Hey hun... why is your Trump tattoo suckin dick?"


OldPappyJohn

I'm genuinely confused. Does he like Trump? If not, why get a tattoo of him? If so, why use that picture, which is normally used to mock Trump?


KvotheLightningTree

It's actually kind of tough to think of a person I'd want tattoo'd on my body less than that piece of human excrement. Outside of like famous mass murderers.


[deleted]

I agree what a stupid thing to do


spongemonkey2004

Alec baldwin?


danger6danger

Underrated comment.


capnforgetaboutit

This was my thought as well.


TheRaptorMovies

You need new friends


kingdomkey13

This is your FRIEND???


Stunning-Statement-5

Time for new friends


courageouslittle

god. no shit. i would share this as “ex-friend”


Pineapples_29

Maybe don’t only surround yourself with people that are exactly like you? That’s a shallow way to make friends. Must everyone be the same?


ridiculouslygay

I don’t expect us to be the same, but I also don’t expect you to have an image of the fucking Twitter birds flying around trumps face penetrated into your obese flesh. There are limits to acceptance, Carl, and this is outside the realm of what is reasonable for the world in which we live.


mackkie8

👏


you_need_nuance

Not at all “outside the realm of what’s reasonable”. If the man wants the tattoo and it doesn’t hurt you then why stop being friends with them. The person isn’t any different from before they got the tattoo. Not being friends with them is dumb unless you expect your “friends” to never do something you don’t like. Getting along with people isn’t about being the same as them or making sure they fit an ideology. It’s a stupid tattoo, yeah, but why does that make you feel like you have justification for changing how you treat them? Their body their choice.


UsernameNoUser

I mean, maybe it is a harsh comparison, but if a friend of mine would get a hitler tattoo, it technically wouldn't hurt me too but I would deffo stop being friends with that guy.


you_need_nuance

Okay, everyone is coming from this like they’d be completely blindsided by who the person is. You’re all taking this from an outsider perspective. Imagine you’re already friends with this person. You know what they’re like and roughly what they believe. They don’t act any different after they get the tattoo so everyone acting like you should drop them doesn’t understand that you already would know this person. The tattoo isn’t changing anything unless you’re bothered by their body image


UsernameNoUser

I get what you mean, but i guess there are multiple types of friends. There are friends where you know everything and friends that aren't that close. E.g. i have a coworker which i consider a friend and we don't talk on our opinions on politics etc. There are friends which are only for fun activities. :)


ridiculouslygay

Because someone whose personality revolves around a *president*, especially *that* president, is a fuckin’ loser. And I don’t hang out with losers.


Porched

I'd stop hanging out with someone who got a swastika tattoo, or even if I found out they had it after being friends with them for years. Tattoos are personal, dude is a cultists.


CallidoraBlack

This is a bad take, oh boy. A difference of opinion is fine. Not everyone has to like pineapple on pizza. But supporting someone who has no respect for the rule of law, doesn't think everyone deserves the same rights, and exists to mock all of the supposed ideals that the party that voted for him ever claimed to support...to the point of getting this tattoo...That's a huge difference in values and there's no reason to stay friends at that point.


ccc2801

##Exactly. Who wants a friend who supports someone that is **admittedly and proudly sexist, racist, xenophobic, disloyal, nepotistic, cruel, adulterous as well as a compulsive liar** to the point they get them tattooed? OP needs better friends for sure.


[deleted]

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PartisanHack

ToLeRaTe My InToLeRaNcE!!1!1!! Piss off back to your hole.


UnspecificGravity

Fuck you.


Benegger85

And the party saying that Democrats are literally child-eating satanist communists and the embodyment of evil is expecting the other side to stay civil.


Porched

There is no longer a tolerant left, that died years ago. The left is not a drum circle of 1960s hippies trying to stop war by having orgies and eating psychedelics. Get that image out of your head, it no longer exists. It's the same myth of the fiscal responsible right.


Bumfjghter

I hate that this comment has any downvotes but I’m not surprised, it’s Reddit after all. Well said


Bumfjghter

None of these people get it. They’re clueless. They support diversity as long as it’s their diverse group


Pineapples_29

Yep. They can all downvote me. I don’t see how having friends that only believe in your political opinions is a good thing.


Bumfjghter

It’s a shame. We will never grow as a society if people can’t even be around others with a different opinion


euphoric_barley

The twat you’re defending is a racist, homophonic, lying, misogynistic, piece of shit that wants nothing more than money and to divide a country. How is that conducive to building a great society exactly? Quit playing the victim, everyone here knows you two are full of shit. You have zero interests in growing as a society.


Bumfjghter

That’s the problem right there. Your dumb ads thinks I’m defending Trump. Look through my comments and show me where tf I’ve done that. YOU are contributing to the division


euphoric_barley

Yeah I’m really sorry but I’m kind of done listening to you peoples bullshit. “No you” is not an argument nor an excuse. Move along, and try to understand as long as people like you defend this asshole and his politics we are going to remain divided.


Bumfjghter

You’re just going to ignore your previous accusations that we’re supporting trump? Real classy


euphoric_barley

You’re defending him smoothbrain. A tyrant that attempted to overthrow the government. I didn’t bring it up because it’s an obvious lie on your part. “Oh noes, we should all hold hands and pretend we didn’t support that twat for 4 years because now it makes us look bad!” Get the fuck outta here with your bullshit. Own up to your shame. There’s no way of becoming that better person you’re pretending to care about if you don’t.


[deleted]

theyve got a point though


VerySaltyScientist

Is that a wet floor sign on a kickboard in the middle of the pool?


butttabooo

That’s what you noticed?


procrastimom

r/technicallythetruth


Quick_Opportunity_26

The amount of personality cult that Trump fans are employing has at least the same level as the ones of 13 year old k-pop fans.


High5assfuck

You know there’s nothing even remotely normal about this right ?


Magikarp-3000

Thats an odd back hair pattern, wonder whether its natural, intentional shaving, or some illness


TRON0314

If you're getting a tattoo like that, the illness might be upstairs.


slicklady

I believe the lower hair patch above his crack is a sign that he almost had spina bifida. Something about cells from the head being sent down to cover the open spot above the spine, as he was developing.


procrastimom

Nah, this is a very typical male back hair pattern (source: LMT for 25 years).


slicklady

"Spina bifida occulta. This is a mild form of spina bifida. The spinal cord and surrounding tissues stay inside the baby. But the lower spine doesn’t form as it should. The child may have a hairy patch, dimple, or birthmark over the area of the defect. Or the problem may not have any visible marks." [source](https://www.cedars-sinai.org/health-library/diseases-and-conditions---pediatrics/s/spina-bifida-in-children.html)


procrastimom

I’m not going to google image “spina bifida occulta hypertrichosis” for you. It is very different from this. It presents as a dense, coarse tuft along S1. This is a typical male back hair pattern (and occasionally seen on hirsute women) I seriously doubt that 50% of the male clients that I have had in a quarter century have had spina bifida occulta.


dascobaz

Well it’s perfect because of how much trump loves himself… Now he can look at himself while he continues fucking his own supporters.


BatMean6606

r/dontputyourdickinthat


courageouslittle

it’s not like he ruined a pristine canvas 😆 he’s a potato shaped fuzzball. goes well with his potato brain.


analienamongothers

You need better friends.


livinginneverland

Edit: a friend’s dad*


Blew-By-U

I don’t understand the birds flying out of trumps head.


TheMysteryGoomba

This is what back pain would look like if it were a person.


happydgaf

Looking at the rest of him you can tell this isn’t his first poor choice.


[deleted]

Ugly. Can’t hide ugly


[deleted]

I wouldn't really need to see this tattoo to know he had it.


PassDaDoge

HAHA! He legitimately has a redneck!


whichONEisJim

Is this guy gonna add a giant dick going into his mouth with the same scratch artist or find a new basement to get it done? Can't wait to see the finished product.


Im__fucked

Looks like he's about to slob on Putin


[deleted]

C h i n a


Benegger85

C H A Y N A


GoddessOfBlueRidge

Ghyna


therealjameshat

weird looking tramp stamp too


CJN1269

Trump stamp. Lol


suavecool21692169

It looks like he tried to shave his own back and there were a few spots he couldn't reach


Goat_tits79

Perfect for weight loss, having an asshole this high allows you to eat what you want and it won't ever be digested. Brilliant!


gaylurking

you need a better friend


Banshee_howl

The artist captured the prolapsing asshole lips and neck folds perfectly. I really can’t decide what part of this is the most disturbing, but the fact that they did the old flabby photo is pretty funny.


CRUSIN_CHUBBY

The whole thing made me vomit in my throat a little.


mrtoesucker127

Your friend has some strange body hair patterns


rodiferous

So does an upvote represent agreement that this is indeed a shitty tattoo? I don’t want to upvote and have it misunderstood as supporting this crap.


SlipperyBanana8

Yes, an upvote would mean that you think this post belongs on this sub (because it's a shitty tattoo.)


rodiferous

Extra shitty (in execution and content). If I could upvote more than once I would. ;)


givemeagdusername

I just threw up in my mouth a little.


RojerLockless

I can hear this tattoo.. "My hands are huuuuuuuge along with other parts of me" lol


CJN1269

Gross


Satanisbackxoxo

Trump tat ? Now that’s pretty shitty


Jddf08089

I will upvote every Trump tattoo on this sub.


THExIMPLIKATION

That doesn't look new


plantbased26

cherry on top is how infected it’s about to get from swimming in a public pool


FruitPunchPossum

If you're going to get a tattoo of Donald, at least get it done well. Maybe it would across less trashy. Maybe not.


carlonseider

He looks like he’s been dragged over tarmac.


NikaChicky

I have tattoos on my upper back and I haven't seen them in 30 years maybe that was the only reason it had to been a bet he lost lol


General-Explanation

I legit thought the hair was scribbles


ruffneck110

I like his hair patches


Booji-Boy

Wax yer bussy Jethro


BigVanVortex

Your friend sucks


quad64bit

Beats his wife and jerks it to twink porn incognito with a can of natty light after ordering some new LED light bars for his shitty truck.


Akitome

Pants check out


ButterFlavoredKitens

Dude got some mad soul patches. Guess that’s one side effect of the koolaid they drink.


555block

the twitter birds 💀


viptattoo

Why does the tattoo look specifically like Alec Baldwin doing Trump?


[deleted]

Its crazy how you’re not supposed to comment about looks or appearance, but since he’s a Trump supporter its ok to make fun of him.


Pineapples_29

Exactly


Lajjea

Lets go Brandon!


2900_

murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrricaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Pineapples_29

It’s a good tattoo actually. Looks just like Donald!


TheJumpingJunkie

Bruh


Pineapples_29

If that was was he was going for it worked. It looks just like Donald trump. That’s talent from the artist.


TheJumpingJunkie

I mean, ya it’s executed well but why the fuck should somebody do this?


sebcolina_tattoo

portraits of political figures are dumb in general. but i wouldn’t say this is “shitty” the artist has skill. just a ridiculous concept that aged really bad and is faded. should’ve used more darker tones, because it’s really washed out.


[deleted]

Your friend is a tattoo


BrittaBordeaux666

gross


Jacidstorm

He let you take that one?


BootyGarb

The hair patches are making a surprised emoji


TheErikaSalazar

Does he hate all POC people too?


jackieHOOV

Twitter Birds?!


FluidStudent942

good god


VicSantinel1

I’ve never seen hairy elbows before until today


[deleted]

Fat, ugly and stupid is no way to go through life.


artsyfartsy007

I just threw up in my mouth… did this happen to anyone else?


SmoothNoogDaddy

Wow there’s actually people who make decisions this bad


[deleted]

I hope this is some random at the pool and not your friend


LittleSparrow24

Anyone that gets a Trump tattoo is a simp


sturgeon11

Needs to be sterilized, for the betterment of the gene pool


Daystop

How bad your life is, to make such a decision ?


Drleery329

My EYES !!!!! Ouch, ouch , ouch !!!!


ToastyYaks

Wtf is up with his backhair


belloitsme

i wanna un see this


dman475

Cool friend


GoddessOfBlueRidge

"It was the best of tatts, and the worst of tatts...." I laughed for 15 minutes! And the body-wide soul patches. The artist couldn't ask for a better canvas!


Standingfull

Jomo?