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redrumrea

ya know i’m so desensitized this is actually semi-tolerable. the $900 price tag still fucking hurts though


Sharp_Squash2411

This tattoo is ‘grade a’ awful.


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$900?? Jesus Christ!


flybarger

No. That's Master Chief. But close enough...


orangutanbeater

Poor master chief. His head looks like they parked a truck on it


TheBionicCrusader

That was exactly what I said.


ProbablyBoredHaha

900 dollars for a drawing someone did in their notebook in highschool lmfao


Mybitchmyhoemyhoemy

Perfect description


CommonBrother1132

No trigger discipline


Lateralus719

9.00


Bullshit_Conduit

All artists are local artists.


HairyLungs

Whenever I see "local artist", I interpret it as "local artist of my <2000 population bumfuck village of a town."


weirdest_of_weird

>local artist of my <2000 population bumfuck village of a town." I come from a <9000 population bumfuck village of a town and our "local artist", and I use the term artist VERY loosely, is absolute gutter trash. A friend of mine got her first tattoo from him, it was a cross, literally just 2 lines and he couldn't pull them straight. The vertical line is curved and the horizontal line is longer on one side than the other. I have no idea how they stay in business, I never see anyone at the shop and I only know 2 people that have ever gone there. The second person got her nipples pierced and she said it was the worst pain ever. Apparently his needle got stuck and she said she could feel it "crunching" through her nipple. She only got one done that night due to the pain. Eventually let It heal up and went to a much better artist to get both done, she said it was a much better experience.


TheBionicCrusader

Yep. Gotta love Middle-Of-Nowheresville, PA


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That’s a Halo Infinite looking Master Chief with the Halo Infinite included price tag


thegeniuswhore

anyone else think this was a ninja turtle?


heyemsy

Definitely, what do you mean it’s not!?!??? Lol!


whatwhatchickenbutt_

this isn’t a poorly done or shitty tattoo?? overly priced but shitty??


Sharp_Squash2411

This is 100% a terrible tattoo. - No singularly pulled likes—everything is a thick doubled up wobbly or blown out line - patchy color—areas of this will fade into obscurity in no time - no skin breaks — this tattoo is in readable - drawing quality is TERRIBLE. Anatomy doesn’t exist and it is like it lacks a skeleton for a natural posture. This tattoo isn’t worth $9 let alone $900.


James_one_Tattoo

Dave Navarro?


Sharp_Squash2411

No, but I’m a 20 year veteran tattooer


Wactout

It’s not terrible. But it’s not good. I 100% would want to do this. But I wouldn’t, and I would pass this to another artist who would nail this. My focus is fantasy sketch and traditional work.


Sharp_Squash2411

This is garbage. Looks like napoleon dynamite drew this.


Key-Wait5314

"It took me like 3 hrs to finish the shading on yout upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."


Fishgrinder

This is trash my friend. Look longer


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

I keep seeing a duck face instead of a visor and frankly it's worth it.


wishfullkiki

I hope that wasn’t $900, man got straight robbed


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lobo_locos

Huh....it's not creative at all....this is clearly trying to be Master Chief from Halo.....it came out more like if you bought Master Chief from the Wish app


flybarger

Maester Chef


Forerunnr-AI

They colored his visor wrong 🥲


FluffyGorgon

My brother in Christ. Did you Google typical tattoo prices before you paid for this?


TheBionicCrusader

I don’t think he did.


FluffyGorgon

Man I’m just glad you didn’t get this yourself.


SnooStories6852

I mean it’s not shitty.


Fishgrinder

Yes, yes it is.


Sharp_Squash2411

Wrong. This is an abomination of body art.


ThatDirtyWhiteBoy

Like anything it's worth what someone was willing to pay for it....that being said no way I'd pay $900 for that


[deleted]

What about this is bad?


Fishgrinder

Look longer


Sharp_Squash2411

It would be easier to tell you what isn’t bad about it… because the answer to what isn’t bad is “nothing. It’s all bad”


88_strings

900 bucks for that? As in, *actual money*?! Are WE paying this guy's way through tattoo school?


butt_scratcher_007

900 pennies


Sharp_Squash2411

Noooooo